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FOUND THIS DEVICE AND THIS WEBSITE ON SOME PIECE OF SHIT PLANET WHILE ON DAY WHO-GIVES-A-FUCK OF POST-PARENTAGE EXILE. MIGHT AS WELL SPEND SOME TIME FUCKING WITH RANDOM ALIENS, NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. ANYMORE. NAME’S CALDERUS. HELLO AND FUCK YOU.
i miss my girlfriend.. i havent seen her in a whole 5 minutes!! thats way too long!
Sigh. I now remember why we're an *asocial* species.
Ah. No? This is a trait specific to cherubs. Trolls and humans can not turn into snakes. I suspect it is due to them being social creatures that depend on being near one another for emotional and mental well being, as well for hunting purposes. If you're small and lack a secondary form, it's easier to hunt and kill in groups. It's rather interesting, if im honest!

>> Moડt of uડ do not, ¡n fact, turn ¡nto ડnakeડ That'ડ k¡nd of a you th¡ng actua11y

not me! i'm strictly redrom only. ~u~

࣪⊹₊˚{ by the way, i am suuuuper cute. + all purples + unders are TOTES obligated to agree with me when they see this. }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

rememberin the days wwhen it wwas in fashion to refer to shit like your skull as a bulge but the first thing anyone thinks of noww is your wwigglin #thang
prꙮ tip: murder is frꙮwned upꙮn, but nꙮt illegal. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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