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my place. ((room maker on steam :p hopefully these embeds work. Ignore the rugs spilling out btw </3 didn't feel like fucking around more with them after making the damn shades on my own.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d453d39cd4.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee9aa9e1f371.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f00616e67eaa.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2336e6e6afc.jpg
very powerful, very beautiful.
then again it might be my posture.
sat up too long and now my spine. ow.
im goin to bed.
fuckin 2am. im gonna feel this shit tomorrow mornin.
anyways, morning.
weather keeps fluctuating so much my damn lips cracked at the corners.
google show me 10 hours of silly horses.
day 5 no hat. rrgrhejeurhrhrjekdhejrz- 💥
grinnin at ya.
yep. got a whole paywalled account with previews on it to entice the masses.
we out there makin money.
so true.
lmao.
ok what if, and hear me out, lil oviposition tomorrow. mayhaps #nsfw
looks like its a resounding yes. ill have that video out tomorrow. ;) #nsfw
((Thank yew!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5275891ede6.jpg
((Not familiar with oviposition porn but i will hashtag do my best #nsfw))
in the meantime, you should check out my other video. #nsfw https://chittr.ing/profile/tactfulTactriun/1c0b261a-7b03-4659-a91c-cef5546208f9
((I am doing the lords work making this man a pathetic mess. o7 /silly
((My broslop #mybroslop #nsfw))
if youre all good maybe ill release the video early. #nsfw #begforit
Now Playing: Run With Us · neverlander https://youtu.be/G_sxBaLUOFU?si=EFsBqPZApMi6HyqD
((Im* aksmsnfnsnf but yea this shit is gonna be kinda long))
((Omg ive decided i. adding more to it this is gonna be nuts lol)
((It is currently 6pm est. 6 hours to go until bro is Stuffed. #nsfw))
((Hehehe my bro ovi porn is done now to wait till 12am or until my boyfriend begs me to post it early. #nsfw))
it appears i have recieved a generous donation to release the video five hours early so please hold. #nsfw
((Boyfriend said the masses get pathetic bro early. #nsfw))
go my easter egg laying video #nsfw
yer welcome. ;) happy easter.
((THANK U WAHH!!!))
((First time writing oviposition kinda nervous teehee #nsfw))
little easter treat for my followers. everyone say thank you to the anon that donated a massive amount of money to post this early. full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #oviposition [Link] [The link leads to his professional account where this kind of stuff lives. It leads to a five minute preview of a video.] [The video is framed so it shows him from his shoulders down. He's completely nude, those scars fully on display. Beside him is a bowl with some textured eggs of various sizes, an ovi-dildo, and of course, lube. He's sitting on a dark gray towel, fully prepared for the mess this is about to likely make. Unlike his collab video, he gets right to it. He settles back into his pillows, legs spread and hole presented to the viewer, picking up the toy. Its fairly long and thick, a dark orange in shade. Along the shaft its textured with slight ridges and bumps. It almost looks *too* big. He picks up the bottle of lube, popping it open with one hand and tipping it over his t-dick. It's white and semi-opaque, and clearly still a bit cold as he sucks in a breath before letting it out of his nose. He lets the lube drip over his dick and down to his hole before he brings the toy's tip to his entrance, smearing it around somewhat to prep himself. Moments later, he sinks it in, letting out a moan as it fills him. The movement is languid, taking the time to fully hilt to the base like the damn professional he is before pulling out and setting a steady pace. With each movement he lets out a gasp and moan, thighs trembling ever so slightly. Of course, this is not the main event. Not with oviposition. After some time, he pulls it out, almost all the way. He reaches over to the bowl and pulls out a large sized egg out, already dipping with lube. He brings it to the base of the toy once the majority of the lube stops dripping, slowly pushing it into the hole with a lewd sounding *ssshlllup*. The shaft of the ovipositer expands as the egg slides down, down, down into his body. He reaches for another, and another, and another. Each egg expands the toy's sides, showing its travel down into his hole. As he starts stuffing himself, his moans and gasps begin increasing in volume until he has himself whimpering. Between each egg he presses the toy inside himself to push back to make more room, letting loose a pitiful moan each time the eggs shift around. It almost seems endless as he continues to fill the toy, the sides stretching and collapsing as each egg moves its way through until it stretches the connection between the ovipositer and his enterance, burying deep within his body. His body shakes, helpless gasps and moans slipping past his lips and echoing within the room he's in. Once the bowl is empty, he keeps the toy in, letting everything settle as he catches his breath for a second. He reaches for the bottle of lube, settling it into the hole of the toy and scooting himself down so his face isn't visible but enough that he can prop the ovipositer up some more. He squeezes the bottle and dumps a fairly considerable amount into it. Once he's satisfied, the toy comes slipping out and he takes a sharp breath inward. He sets the ovi-dildo back beside the bowl and rests his hand on his lower abdomen, waiting. Moments later the first egg slips out with a large amount of lube onto the towel, then another, and another. They pile up in front of him, shifting around ones already 'laid' before they eventually stop in a huge pile of silicone and lubed up mess. Some lube is still dripping out, leaving thin ropes connecting to some of the eggs in the pile. He lets out a heavy sigh once his body is empty and the video ends.]
ok have fun with that you filthy animals.
you guys made me hungry for pizza now dammit.
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pizza time.
i will... uh... bro the spare a slice for you jeff the killer.
aight.
damn all you gotta do is say you want some.
honestly i might cut the corners off cause thats whats keeping it from closing
fuuuuuck this pepperoni pizza slaps.
shit i forgot the large pizza box is too big for my fridge.
pizza box crisis averted.
my timing is always wrong aint it. oh well, have fun horny posters. #nsfw
thinkin about my kid before shit went south sigh.
mmrmrghrjrhhrrrzzzzzzzzz
ⓘ 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝! This account will contain #nsfw & #gore in a shitposty/fun way. On occasion I will write serious porn for Bro's paywalled cam site. It's basically an OF lol. 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ☆ 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙰𝚄 ° People who have been involved in the game in some way have been revived. ° First thing he did was burn Cal. ° For the last decade he's been working on himself, becoming the man he was before Cal's whispers. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ☆ 𝙴𝚛𝚢𝚔 "𝙱𝚛𝚘" 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 ° Transmasc, he/him ° He's in a lavender marriage with Roxanne Lalonde long before the kids were around. ° Presently lives alone in an apartment at the edge of the Human Kingdom's borders. ° Works as an on call mechanic and maintenance technician, occasionally takes on art commissions and cam modeling. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ☆ 𝙱𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 ° No incest - I don't joke about it. Its fucking weird. If you make any advances as a Dave or Rose variant I will shut you down in character immediately. ° Selfcest is fine with other Bros but 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 with other Bros. I think its fucking hilarious, but Eryk will think your muse is weird. Maybe a bit amusing if you persist. He might let you hit. Eventually. ° I don't roleplay NSFW with people I don't know. I don't mind jokes and stuff on the feed during horny posting hours, given it relates to the post, but I'm just not comfortable with explicit rp with new people. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝 https://youtu.be/nOxH6KEh5n4?si=dbTm55mjD73KSfuo
whats a guy gotta do to get some recognition here
nah its great you should try it some time
pull my wires till i short circuit #nsfw
i lied i should say number 2 forgot jake existed
wheres the number 1 finest ass on earth c #nsfw
fuck i dont actually know what animal noise to make
im still gonna keep beepin cause i dont think any other sound will work right here
[actively going through candy first cause its worse than shit from a butt but its just a youtube channel that voice acts a bunch of stuff, the full name is VoFT Dubs their voice acting is pretty decent for the main cast imo]
[regretting my reread/watch of the epilogues, god this shit is so bad. thank you voft for having covered it in a way i can digest but man this shit sucks ass lol]
dont worry about the what as for fishing i dunno ask the people who are fishing not me
hows the fishing going id join but well ... anyways
did not think this one would get so much traction all at once lmao but like i am in hell aha
[totally fair, stay safe frfr 35/40 im almost outta there]
[thanks lol i am just so. ew lol. repressed this back when they came out cause it was just Bad.]
[this shit sucks so baddddd but i gotta reread it]
[god finally almost done with the candy section of the epilogues, fuck this shit.]
[lessgooo i finished the reread of the candy epilogue, meat here i come]
soo like are yall good @ people attending eridan week
[reminds me of this karkat va on a different fan comic that sounds very similar but checking the credits theyre different people]
[on god voft dubs va for karkat is so cute i need to eat him]
upon watching the timeline i think its better a lot of us missed eridan week
#selfcare is important which is why i put on an oil mask every night
goodddd i wish i had a big burly guy with nubby horns and an eyepatch to pull on my wiresssssuhhhhhh #nsfw
goddamn that was a misspell that wouldve been actually really fucking awkward now i dont even wanna post the original chitt
one sec lemme just [popping off eye caps, rubbing them on the cloth around his chest, then popping them back in] yeah im seeing shit right yall are fucking filthy
[SYSTEM: POWERING DOWN] [PLEASE WAIT] [ENGAGE PROTOCOL: night night sleep tight dont let the bed bugs chew through your wires]
[SYSTEM: BOOTING] [PLEASE WAIT] [ENGAGE PROTOCOL: wake up and smell the oil in the morning]
great that youre doing amazing but i am [a] god soo
eridan hated this chitt lmao dawg is just jealous im watching lynx videos and he aint
man now i wanna lynx but i dont think the others would appreciate it
i dunno man sounds like you dont wanna live your truth and spit facts
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i dont even care which ones do just hell yeah numbers
oh my god kitties always want inedible shit why are you like this no oil for you
nothing like a good cup of hot oil in the morning
god which one of these daves is making my focus absolute shit rn stop it bro
as an empath i sense you are haunted by themes and narratives
shout out to my friends #myfriends i miss you
money is for getting your gay little friends stupid shit
[oil spill that makes your timeline scroll too fast]
need to get me some of that green apple flavored grease
sorry about that guys oil should be cleaned up now
it would but i cant imagine going head first into aforementioned grease pit is pleasant
i cleaned my shit up everyone else keeps spilling shit and not cleaning it up
thats it youre going into the grease pit
im gonna start greasing you people if you keep spilling shit
i shouldve gotten that divorce before i fucking dipped
[slowed down toreador march emanates from this post the closer you get to scrolling to the post, the louder it gets, the further you scroll, the softer it gets]
[gooodddd some parts of the meat epi are soooo boring]
hey man are you gonna eat that ethernet cable
you guys keep putting your grubby fingerprints on me stop it
who needs sex when you have #wireplay #nsfw
[now playing - machine - hi i'm case] https://youtu.be/xyEWbmQmh08?si=u8HAMegzmvkRf2zh
was vulnrable for a minute and they exploaded my organs forever lesson learned #gore
anyways i need to make better takes my kull score sucks
the more you reply the higher that number goes up id say im #winning anyways
man i just told you devalue it watch the crypto bros writhe as their precious coin tanks
mostly to devalue it but also cause im hungry
man any crypto coin is lame as fuck it never tastes good
ive poisoned⁶ this post so its⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time and⁶ i also turned on⁶ damage numbers¹⁴ oh that one was⁶ a critical
[Brushing nonexistent hair behind my nonexistent ear] haha heyy
aha a karkat followed me heyyyy
result: just tasted like nothing as all things do B/
anyways do you guys think if i eat the data of a picture of a pizza i could taste it
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its fine the site wont crash B) im being so gentle here
sorry if the site is slow to do shit im gnawing on the server
guess i wasnt as gentle gnawing on the server as i thought
should i clarify that karkat called me a weirdo cause this misery and woe is just a dramatic front i got going
what if i crashed the server again haha
((actually this can be its own post too. if you think "joking" about the epstein files and the heinous acts against innocent people inside of them is in any way shape or form "funny" you can block me and fuck off. im not going to be nice about this. its insanely disgusting and insensitive to the victims and to people who have survived similar instances of human trafficking along with the emotional, physical, psychological abuse that goes along with it. #ooc #abuse
ok i think its about time for another art raffle of dubious quality we passed 4013 on the kult thing react to this post if youre interested in entering so i can make a list ((THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE RAAAAHHH!! i shall give back to the peoples :catjam: its been nice interacting with the fandom like this <3 )) #artraffle #art
Oh shit! I should talk about Cuspbloods on here! Ok so I think I invented this (because I got frustrated not seeing it) My birthday (4/20) is on the cusp between Aries and Taurus, and depending on which source I am one or the other. Which gets super confusing! Because now I legit don't know which I am So, my solution to this was to make cuspbloods! Cuspbloods are blood colors in between two other bloods. Because I am an Aries/Taurus cusp, I am a Burgundy/Bronze color, or as I like to call it, Copper! Syllii and another oc of mine, Cirvux, are both cuspbloods, and they're on the cusp between Taurus/Gemini signs, so Bronze/Gold, or as I like to call it, Brass! I do plan on making an UPDATED cuspblood chart with their names and such, because other people born on cusps could benefit from this a lot imo, but just know this concept is free to use!!! I wouldn't mind credit tho, but it's not absolutely necessary ^_^
to bad its no longer trans day of visibility so im not vosible anymore #aprilfools
you know what? ⚘'ll stand ⚘n front of any p⚘es that get thrown at you. ⚘t's free p⚘e!
can we get something other than #incest for #aprilnormalday
theres somethin to say about monsterfuckin in this day and age i think being fused with a bird maybe sort of made me more of a monsterfucker cause now theres like the weird fear of the Beast in my shitty ass bird bones but it gets to be mixed with all the normal human sex brain chemicals? anyway now im into size difference and being hunted a little so thats cool #nsfw #hornyposting ig #monsterfucking
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
another social media sinkhole to dump my attention into like a neverending drain to the sorrowful depths of screaming digital hell where the computer devil herself can suckle on my constant stream of straight up dopamine
<^(My servvices require ^^ sm^^ll lo^^n, sure. But nowhere else c^^n you be re^^ssured of qu^^lity like mine. It’s the spite th^^t se^^sons e^^ch di^^bolic^^l sm^^tterings of corpse piles c^^lled my irl K/D.)^>
Pity me then, cause this shit good as fuck.
vi/)lets r being l/)sers /)n main as usual
i t+ink many assume it invites c+eating or just is c+eating i've commonly seen people site a statistic of +ow often polyquads break up wit+ it being relatively +ig+ but t+e same applies to even monogamous quads realistically t+e best outcome is dying wit+ your quad all ot+er relations+ips will end at some point
𝄞 bl♡ck ♡ut the haters bestie!! #p♡lyquads are #valid & #ic♡nic 𝆕
as long as all boundaries are understood t+ere s+ould be no issue my partners and i remain exclusive romantically but pailing is anot+er story #nsfw
Cute and practical.
<^(Too m^^ny ^^m^^teurs ^^nd glo^^ting nobodies ^^re wrongfully pondering th^^t duel strifers tourney winner ch^^nces ^^re dependent on your indivvidu^^l strengths. It re^^lly relies on how much you got th^^t shit on. You nevver see ^^n ugly tw^^t in first pl^^ce.)^>
<^(“I c^^n levvel ^^ sm^^ll cluster of hivvestems e^^sy!” vvs. someone who knows how to cut their h^^ir evvenly for the c^^mer^^.)^>
[ # I've been told to stop leaving my detached pan around the hive. It was a bit funny. #gore ]
keeping the post up until eight pm my time (48 minutes from now) to give folks a chance to join in on the raffle
-]@_huh_..._well_i_think_youll_look_very_nice_with_a_pretty_pair_of_bronze_eyes_!!_so_i_hope_thats_what_u_get_hehe
Take it easy. And don't be afraid to drop a message if you change your mind.
Good luck trying to get whatever it iz.
// keeping this pinned for ease of access (for me to see submissions ONLY!! dis ish CLOSED for now) // alllllll righty, trollcall (humancall too)! post refs and details of your ocs below (or dm if you don't want to publicly break character / just prefer that) so i can draw atrevo meeting some of them :3 no guarantees that i'll get to everyone but i'll try!!
#nowplaying absolutely nothing i love sitting in #silence
Good morning Chittr. Five likes and I'll drop a pic of Ult Dirk in a crop top. <3
unfortunately the one person who's posts i will not be reading through after missing several hours worth of them is kankri. please do not take it personally.
(( RAAAH thank you!! ))
1 TH1NK TH3 WOK3 H1GHBLOOD SHOULD R3N4M3 H1MS3LF TO WOK3BLOOD
art for the winner @waningCatastrophe congrats once again i mightve gone a little overboard but arting is cathartic stay tuned for the next raffle post aight we got like three of em lined up i think ((tysvm for the fun times on this site fr yall)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dce9ab3125d.png
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who up cOnfusIng pEoplE gEndErly
Get help.
(( I feel the same lmao ))
Zoundz about right. Take care of yourzelf.
it's never reAlly been something thAt's drAwn me in. i don't think i hAve room for thAt kind of hAte. only plAtonic hAte for me
Tylenol.
Any other trolls out here thAt Are pitch Ace? just curious who's out there
why my notifs pushing 30 shit man its just like me
h3y jad3s still in th3 ca<3rns, ar3 you ha<ing to us3 a <pn to g3t h3r3 or ha<3 th3y gott3n mor3 chill down th3r3 lat3ly?
so tru3!! tbh just run away things g3t sooo much b3tt3r onc3 you do
BIG fan of "Cure".
brief reminder! using imgur for your hosting is very convenient but much of the world cannot see imgur pictures due to blocking https://images.squidge.org works for everyone https://imgchest.com as well! not to say people have to stop using imgur, but just letting you know in case you want everyone to see what you post!
[[ unrelated but some of yall got some gorgeous fantroll designs i love so many of them ]]
We as a society need to get more transgender.
((like all im saying is some of yall get wayyyy too zealous about fantasy bigotry that it makes me wonder about you))
Zeriouzly. Like, you're paying for a zervice. ZERVICE.
Goodz ztraight out the oven at the Baker'z Douzen! Bzz bzz!
Goodz ztraight out the oven at the Baker'z Douzen! Bzz bzz!
I wizh that people underztood that juzt beecauze I'm beeing nice, doez NOT mean I'm flirting with you. It'z juzt cuztomer zervice.
(( added note about doubles beef: don't dupe someone's oc. that's weird. canon interps are free game but do not steal shit ty ))
(( well doubles as in canons pls do not imitate my sona lmao ))
made an image. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled6_20260325134301.png
[ # They are indeed. ]
[ # I'll take this into account. Thank you. ]
[ # I've chitted clearly. There's nothing to be misunderstood. ]
You will find your path one day. Fret not, if it is meant to be he will make time for you. Ego sum ira Domini.
To our beloved Chittr overlord: Perhaps a collapse button for chitt replies? A way to only see OPs, and then toggle between seeing replies or not.
Please stop confessing to crimes on my feed it is getting harder and harder to defend you all in the court of law.
A HIGHLY VENERABLE E-SPORT WHERE YOU HAVE TURN-BASED RPG BATTLES IN PVP USING A HEAVILY CUSTOMIZED SQUAD OF FOUR MONSTERS (PLUS TWO ON THE BENCH).
A morning stretch routine can help straighten yourself out. Or perhaps a warm soak to ease the muscles!
((Okay I'm gonna ask you to take it dovwn a notch please, Cronus sucks and I'm playing him as a bad person, but come on, evwen if it's just IC please don't accuse me of that))
TASTE MY STEEL https://file.garden/acFsRU1bTnG0IbsO/tavros_sends_his_regards.jpg
Okay bad news. The checkmark system isnt randomized but good news look at my ultimately meaningless status symbol. Isnt she cute.
:33 < drew another picture of mewself! do you like it? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486057331044384882/kittynep.png?ex=69c41e3d&is=69c2ccbd&hm=cd05c4f6715338e01a56d281110b42565b1b5136baada8f5bb6b2ef6c749ab8b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
> 0h 1 l0ve that m0v1e
iIi would iIif iIi also happened to be a giIiant frog or maybe an eel iIin thiIis siIituatiIion
My God...
Hey That Sounds Kind Of Familiar…
I would, my fellow Alternian. One might even say to survive at that depth, your lungs would need to be made of a strong material. Perhaps even that of cobalt or tungsten.
That is great to hear.
After thorough research, I have come to the conclusion I am a fan of Yaoi. We should have more Yaoi.
I am legalizing gay marriage again.
Can't Wait To Use The New Dm Feature To Exclusively Talk To Someone Sitting Right Next To Me @erroneousophelia
Repost. "Like" is not enough to express the full spectrum of emotions that I can experience upon seeing someone's post. If they're stupid, I am usually mad.
> 1 th1nk m0re s0c1al med1a sh0uld let y0u hate s0me0ne's p0st
<^(I’d ^^lmost begun to thought I’d hidden myself too good. Need ^^ m^^teri^^listic bundle of nonsense to commemor^^te the moment? I think you c^^ll it ^^ “prize”.)^>
<^(Big Bounty doesn’t w^^nt you to know the m^^rket for evvil twink revvenge. Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.)^>
Pass that fucking bill or I'll kill you.
yOU GUYS HAVE BEEN REALLY NICE TO ME, THANKS FOR GIVING ME A SECOND CHANCE. wE'RE GONN jEFF THE fLOURISH THIS SWEEP #TRUST. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/rGlAPCu.PNG
> exactly, 1t's th0se tw0 1'm hav1ng 1ssue w1th.
> l0wbl00d W 1 supp0se
"= kind of a common highblood L on here. but don't let them hear it. well, mid-high, i haven't had the issue with seadwellers. hmmmm. ="
> d0n't want t0 be rude but yeah 1've had my face l1ke r1ght aga1nst the screen several t1mes
Top surgery could fix me.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ We're the little gay people in your phone. ]
We should kill them.
Can a guy not be a dick without people accusing him of hitting on them?
ALL this talk about gasoline .... WHY are you freaks drinking it ... THE trends you trolls come up with ..... >:P
see, you know how it is.
where all them dilfs at i were promised? #nsfw