'Weird Al'
@weirdAlchemist
The harbinger of Doom! Stream my album, Alpocalypse, on Doomsday!
Remember, we're always wonderful at the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse. Sure beats raising cattle! Yeah!
Remember, we're 'al' (wink) accepting here at the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse! Also, give this song a listen sometime, ey? https://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/weird-alchemy
hell yEAh al this shit slaps as AlwAys hAhA #hArbingErsoftheAlpocalypsE
ActuAlly quick qUestiOn. what ActuAlly is the AlpocalypsE
@spiritualMotorist You should join us.
i lIkE yOUr funny tUnEs. whats in it for me AccordiOn boy
Well, as I said before, at the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse we got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!
Hurray! Looking forward to seeing you at the next gathering.
Oh yeah! You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before, and I gotta tell ya, it was really great! Except that I had to sit between two lovin' cerulean women with excruciatingly severe quadrant issues, and the little grub in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time. The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight movie was well, the title is just too long to say! And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out, (my fault) And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside, And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me... you know why? 'Cause I had my hands up! And my sigils in the alchemical iron position, 'Cause I had my hands up! And my sigils in the alchemical iron position, 'Cause I had my hands up! And my sigils in the alchemical iron position! Ah, hahaha! Hahaha! So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full cycles, Draggin' along my alchemical set and my head bag And my tenor spells and my twelve-pound firearm, And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark hand. But finally I arrived at the world famous Serpaz Helilo's Hive Where the jokes are oh so funny, And you can eat your soup right out of the accordion if you wanna! It's ok, they're clean! Well, she had checked down and turned down the jokes, And she turned on the client program, And she's just about to finish up that conversation with Sova, That she loves so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door! Well now, who could that be? She says "Who is it?" No answer, "Who is it?" There's no answer, "Who is it!!!" They're not sayin' anything! So, she goes to check the commotion and open the door and just as she suspected It's some purpleblood with a sea-salt curly Komeada haircut and only one smile! Oh man, she hated that she was right. So anyway, he shifts into her room and he grabs her lucky accordion! And she's like "Hey, you can't have that!!!" "That accordion been just like a accordion to me!" And he's like "Classic mistake." And she's like "Give it!" And he's like "Not unless you join." And she's like, "Okay." So she shot his hand and he grabbed her hardhat, And she swore she'd cull him and he grinned despite the pain, And she tried again and he caught her by the wrist, Yes indeed, you better believe it! And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook! And twenty seconds later, she heard a familiar voice! And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said! It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again!" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator!" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again!" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator!" In The Alpocalypse! Alpocalypse #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse #PartTwo
- WHy did mmy nose start bleed when I read this
Remember, joining the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse is completely free! Sure, you'll have to dedicate a good chunk of your time... but that's worth it, isn't it!
I, the Weird Alchemist, do not concern myself with this 'kult' score! I already have a cult- I mean, group of friends of my own! Speaking of, you should join the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse!
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Now you s££m lik£ a trustworthy troll! This is lik£, SO what i'm talking about!
Expect Part 2 of 'Alpocalypse' soon! We've hit a rut as my close friend has sadly passed away due to inner demons.
[|||] i know how that can be, i almost became victim to inner demons once as well. i was saved by the troll texas double whopper.
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the hive, half a block down the street from Jerrie's Bait Shop- (You know the place!) Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning my lusus would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast! Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut! Every single mornin'... It was driving me crazy! I said to my lusus, said, "Hey, lusus, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet lusus, she just looked at me like a moobeast looks at an oncoming train! And she leaned right down next to me... and she said, "It's good for you!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth! And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was 11 sweeps! That's when I swore that somenight, somenight I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place.. where the moon is always crescent and the air smells like warm death.. and the corpses are oh so rotting, where the clowns and the priests play their games all cycle long. And anyone on the street will gladly cull anyone for a caegar... Wacka-wacka-doo-doo, yea! Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true... because the very next night, a local radio station had this contest where you had to guess the number of lives The Manntrap had taken, I was off by two but I still won a grand prize! And that was a one-way guarantee to... The Alpocalypse! Ya, the Alpocalypse! #PartOne #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse.
gotta admit the universal constant of "weird al" makes me a little happier.
I know you want what's on my mind and it eats you up from the inside! And that's the Alpocalypse. You know? All we'll do is have some fun. I know I'm not the only one! Your whole existence is flawed, and being apart of us will only get you closer to god! Despite all of our rage, we're just rats in a cage. And we can redirect that rage into a new purpose! And we can say together... black hole sun, won't you come? #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse #TheAlpocalypse
Here at the Harbingers of the Alpocalypse, we only torture the folks we don't like, you're probably gonna be okay!
[|||] weird al i loved you when you voiced wreck-gar in troll transformers animated,,,
For some re/\son, I don't re/\lly belie\/e you///
Here at the Harbingers of the Alpocalypse, we have Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!
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I'm delighted to see such a positive response from my loyal fans. You may ask, "When are they gonna open up that door?" and well! It's always open! You can always join us, the Harbingers of Doom!
hey i think i saw yOU at my fAvoritE hArdwarE stOrE OncE...
https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/01530.png Attention all Harbingers of Doom! The alpocalypse must be delayed by just a couple of cycles. But trust me, once you get a look at all this stuff, you'll really get why we're doing it, and trust me! You'll all be paid your dues.
wOW, i AM SUCH, a BIG FAN, iT IS COOL TO SEE SO MANY, cELEBRITIES, oN HERE, yOU SHOULD DO, oNE OF cHIXIE'S SONGS