@woeGothic — #violence
The etiquette one must possess for an invitation may at some point become impractical. You have reached it. Your five negotiations have concluded in 5 differnet ways. Attempted murder. Exploratory Surgery. Pursuit. Opstasy. Speech of self-importance. Good. The Session will have you now. ASSASSIN BADBITCH The Session does not appear offended by Badbitch immediately deciding that the philosophical implications of meeting another version of herself are best resolved by murdering her for loot. The other BADBITCH does not move until the flail is already coming for her head. Then her eyes snap u...Read more
Stand proud, Parking Enforcement Officer. You were strong.
Girls just want to have F.U.N. Fighting. Until. Night. Remember to thank Cyndi Lauper of WWF Fame for this lesson.
Every step the Felt makes is made knowing the stair they climbed has a primed shotgun shell exactly where they are stepping.
** OOC ACCOUNT INFORMATION ** This is Rose Lalonde, the Woegothe Curatrix, an extremely canon-divergent Rose whose life stopped resembling the conventional Homestuck trajectory a very long time ago. Woegothe spent an effectively absurd amount of time as the Curatrix of the Felt, working through her Seer of Light abilities and Horrorterror influence to locate, organize, and ultimately prune unwanted timelines. Her relationship with doomed timelines is consequently much less philosophical than most people's. To her, entire realities have historically been things that could become clutter. She is stil...Read more
Today's Thought Experiment: How do I amicably kill a Handmaid? I have my own theories. Leave yours in the comments. #gore #violence