@woeGothic — #nsfw
When the wife asks for a creampie but I am lacking certain vital ingredients. Much to my dismay, I present her with this absolute aberration.
I have decided that Batman does not eat pussy because, psychologically speaking, it would require him to experience intimacy in a manner which cannot be converted into vigilance. You must consider the man. Bruce Wayne is known for constructing eroticism in his relationships with control. His body is an instrument. His pain, fear, and anger are tools to him. Even his tenderness has to be smuggled out past his guards of duty, protection, mentorship, and sacrifice. He is most comfortable loving someone when there is something he can do about it. Save them. Train them. Investigate them. Die for them, if ne...Read more
I am going to approach a rather NSFW Topic and it involves Bruce "Batman" Wayne of DC Comics fame. Standby for details.
My genitals are either a cloaca or a Bop-It. None of you will ever truly know. Truly educated individuals among you may surmise I am being humorous and I am actually as flat as a discarded Barbie. There is no right answer.
** OOC ACCOUNT INFORMATION ** This is Rose Lalonde, the Woegothe Curatrix, an extremely canon-divergent Rose whose life stopped resembling the conventional Homestuck trajectory a very long time ago. Woegothe spent an effectively absurd amount of time as the Curatrix of the Felt, working through her Seer of Light abilities and Horrorterror influence to locate, organize, and ultimately prune unwanted timelines. Her relationship with doomed timelines is consequently much less philosophical than most people's. To her, entire realities have historically been things that could become clutter. She is stil...Read more
Give me an array of ill-fitting badges, if you could. I have to get at least eight if I want to challenge my rival, Dickbutt, in the Pokémon League. For the sake of the joke.
Larper top, gatekeeper bottom. Is this anything, Chittr?
Tavros is an absolute pervert. #Suggestive #NSFW #TheIntegrityofthisChatisCollapsing
Breeding kink? That's base instinct baby. I have an infertility kink. #NSFW #RoseFacts
I prefer women, but accept the rest. Speaking of women, did you know that carapace cisgender women's clitorii look like little chess pieces? Another #RoseFact, #NSFW.
Condoms still work for tentabulges if you use a rubber band and/or cockring to support it. #NSFW #RoseFacts
Humanity, until now, has not assembled a definitive record of its most consequential thighs. Historians have chronicled wars, dynasties, plagues, inventions, schisms, and the occasional suspicious comet. However, the legs supporting these events have gone unappreciated and unnoticed. This is an unforgivable academic oversight. I will now correct it. We begin in antiquity, where every hero possessed thighs capable of crushing an amphora, and most interpersonal conflicts could be resolved by removing one’s clothing and wrestling in olive oil. Heracles naturally dominates the period. His thighs supported ...Read more
I am an often-omniscient trans woman. They call me Gock Scratch. #HalfJoking #NSFW #Joke #Silly
Hello Chittr. The original design for Felonious Gru, or Groo, from Despicable Me. I would do horrible things to and for this figure. #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ae51a5d031f.png
You should vote for Handmaid to prevent the CrockerCorporation from getting a foothold in the horny market. #NSFW
The reason that many of your are #NSFW is because you are not employed, ergo, not permitted within the workplace.
I wonder what the workplace benefits of Imperial Bulge Spy are. #nsfw I guess.
Didn't know John Dicke was on Chittr. #nsfw
I already wanted to fuck Allied Mastercomputer from the Book. It didn't need to be made this way. You are already the second hottest character in fiction. Now reality, I guess. #nsfw
Why do some trolls purr? Is this a sign of being a bottom? #nsfw???
Goregle. Carapacian Biology. #nsfw
My results are private. Just come find out, I say in flirtatious jest. #nsfw
I, of course, love Bush. But not the politician. #nsfw #joke
I have never been fawned over so eloquently as opposed to when I hosted Sapphic Night as HerPes Lovecraft. My forearm was scrawled with numbers akin to an ancient prolific text that spread across my skin as a forthcoming omen. It was nice. Though I did notice someone drew a phallus on my elbow. My penis wenis. #nsfw
I do not align myself with the BookTok Girlies who think they are freaks for finding Matthew Lilliard attractive. Although, he is. I prefer my erotica to focus on esoteric principles. Reading a sapphic love letter to a door knob at the moment. Hm, maybe #nsfw.
I made an error in my email to a client. I ended it of with "I wish you the breast in your future endeavors." She has subsequently sent me an invitation to a restaurant. Little does she know, I am skipping town. #maybe #nsfw
I am unfortunately a thief. For every hate I receive, I will reveal a hear me out or likewise similar crush or fondness with full explanation. Some may even be on this very social media platform. We will find out. Hm, perhaps this will be #nsfw.