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D --> I have been warned in advance, by my secretariat D --> That there are a certain demographic of individuals on here who share a name D --> Who have a certain fascination with hooves D --> Paws D --> Whatever one may wish to call them D --> I am making an official declaration now that my hooves are not to be viewed D --> They are private D --> Unless, that is D --> It is requested of me through my charity tasks D --> By a lowerb100d of significant need D --> Or neighaps a higherb100d willing to ask very nicely D --> Or demand it of me D --> I am losing my train of thought D --> The point is, I was warned about you D --> I will not be foaled by your tri%

LOL that human guard tidally just shit himshell after i walked in #mallingit
I do+n't kno+w why the to+pic du jo+ur is pirates, but I am quite a fan o+f them. The histo+ry o+f Tro+ll Anne Bo+nny was always particularly fascinating to+ me.

LOL no don't worry, just bein' friendly :D

:D *hugs*! Give Harrie my best!

How very interesting.

You might be one of my new favorite chittr accounts.

Maybe The Chittr Ecosystem Could Do With An Event That Isn't About Sex. #nsfw #nsfc

i livwe a life of colored melody some think its cool, some think its strange a shift of manic hues, a crippling beneath all the fuzz is a feeling and a need to strain vwhat is killing i need to lowve, be lovwed, belowved, lowve me say "i do" she has a siren vwoice of certainty a livwely prose, a natural gloom she wvields a kiss of incredulity and i ewvery time feel amazing in her almond eyes made for gazing i simply must be lovwing you a femme fatale, a vwild slay i knowv i wvill (man, just keep your cool) but, oh my wvill (boy, just keep your cool) givwes vway i think im cavwing to delirium hovw did this temptress come my wvay? wvith evwery step its getting serious and i ewvery time feel amazing in her almond eyes made for gazing i simply must be lovwing you #lyricsposting

While other previous narrators and the such have kept up the pretense I have no reason to. I will fully admit I am largely powerless here, I cannot sway the narrative like I can at my job. Nor do I know (or want to know) every detail about you.

xx_le_epic_x3_xx

This whole thing is turning out more amusing than I anticipated.

correctamundo bromigo youre catching a follow for this one

banger

i'm on the front line, don't worr7 i'll be fine the stor7 is just beginning i sa7 goodb7e to m7 weakness, so long to the regret and now i know that i'm alive i'm on the front line, don't worr7 i'll be fine the stor7 is just beginning i sa7 goodb7e to m7 weakness, so long to the regret and now i see the world through diamond e7es

*I act oblivious to your slip up, unclear on if I truly didn't notice or simply did not acknowledge it.* Sounds good. Talk to you later then.

We'll call it a date then. Meet you at the usual spot Y/N?

A good course of action. Would you like to spar with me Y/N?

A [Gender] like you? How could I possibly know what you're going to be up to next?

Imagine. Being Casper. Just imagine it. Okay, come back. It's okay. It was only a dream. You're not actually Casper. Breathe easy.

၄⋆၃ nothing all good it twas a joke post [NAME]

i l0ve c0lumb0.

But of course I am, it's what I do. *I tussle your hair a bit.* It's been nice to hear from you once more Y/N

Still with the name calling? *I hug back, I run colder than you'd expect but not uncomfortably so.* I do have a proper name you know?
i catch you in my big strong arms, carrying you out of there…

Ugh, how often have I told you not to call me "Dirky" Y/N? Regardless, my apologies. I must have gotten you confused with someone half as cool.

~Evidet O~zatap himself gives every unit a little kissie befO~re it gO~es tO~ market, and that's a guarantee!~ ~#sp~Ons~Oredp~Ost~

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Thinking abOut explOring mOre videO games... What are everyOne's favOrites? Any reccOmendatiOns? (• _ •) (✿◠‿◠) —— (˘ ³˘)

⧃ Those are not sponsored posts. I am not paying him anything.
Man every pointless internet spat i get into somehow winds up with me being accused of being a brit in some way and it throws me for a loop every time. Is the last name misleading? Do we not have a basic understanding of geography? Specifically where the uk is and why itd make no sense for me to reside there? And most importantly *why* is this such an overused rebuttal?
<3{ I would like a matesprit perhaps. <3{ I would treat them well.

Yeah, sure I'll play into this. *I return the fist bump and it truly is epic, as all things I do are.* Missed me? But we just say each other at [Event] Y/N
point of wvievw: i sawve you from getting hit by a car like troll tvwilight. uhghh… you ladies alright? ;)

Now this is a good use of the medium.





