#deanasks
(heye :) ) asks: whadts youur favborite collorthat5 iisnt a color? mhine is beigeroon :) I'll put my vote in for Rurple. (Anonymiles) asks: Will you be killing Nero Wolfe next, then? Nero Wolfe isn't real.
(@destinedKiller) asks: best crime youve ever commited? best case youve ever solved? Bonus point awarded. I've got a few decent murders under my belt. One of them was basically this city's Columbo. Went pretty well, there. Didn't really deal with any consequences and probably won't. Best solve? There was a locked-room murder I handled a few years back that had a rather ridiculous explanation. Felt pretty good about that one, got to do a big dramatic explaining of the crime to a room full of suspects.
(Anonymous) asks: I'm defusing a bomb right now, by pure statistical average which wire do you think i should cut, the braided one or unbraided, and which color? You should blow yourself up. Cut the unbraided magenta wire.
(Is there anything stopping me from just typing whatever I'd like in here? I don't thiiiink sooooo!) asks: What are you plaaaaanning? You only have to wait twenty minutes to find out. Though I am also doing something else unrelated that's also funny.
(untrustworthy woman.) asks: give me your credit card. this is an order. Yes Ma'am.
(@turntitGodhead) asks: 6969 (its an american express so it has 4 on the FRONT) This isn't what's on my credit card. What are you talking about.
(Trustworthy Man) asks: MAY I get the wacky digits on the back of your credit card? It's October. So you'd be waiting a while.
(Trustworthy Man) asks: Can I get the wacky digits on the back of your credit card? Not sure, random anon. Can you.
(Anonymously Curious) asks: how far can you See? Well. I can See Space. Space is fairly large. It takes more focus to go further, admittedly. In normal day-to-day, I've got maybe a hundred foot radius that feels like instinct. If I close my eyes I can extend it out a good couple of miles. With some preparation, and I'm sufficiently relaxed and focused. Anywhere that is made up of physical Space is potentially in my sight. I just need to know where to look for it.
(puvyyreNsvpvbanqb) asks: I don't have anything to say. Hi. :) This is, by strict definition, something you have said. Hello.
(Anonymous) asks: can you tell my ex to fuck off This would be easier to do if I know who it was. But I can give a general, indistinct sentiment of fuck off.
(@marrklZucc (Sic)) asks: hiii deean my wweustion is uhh do u hvfe a favforite breeaksfadt food :) mine r hatched briwnss Congratulations on being ask number one hundred. Does coffee count as a breakfast food. Because that's what I usually have.
(@megaloMemes) asks: (Anonymous) asks: Anything. Anything? Okay.
(@wastelandRadio) asks: Are you some kind of old world mobster? If only there was information on a profile somebody could look at for information like this. No. Not a mobster. Or. I guess I was, for a little bit there. Mostly I'm a detective. (Anonymis (Sic)) asks: A lord gauntlet, one after the other. Which order do you take them? You absolutely love this topic, don't you. Frankly, in direct combat I don't think I could manage a single one. So I'd give the honor of taking me down to Kris.
(Anonymous) asks: (@destinedKiller) asks: You're both in the good books tonight.
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(Anonymis (sic)) asks: Opinion on the colors red and pink? This one isn't really a surprise. So I'll drop the gimmick for today. I like red. It's aligned with my suit, as it were. Card-wise. Sometimes I wear red suits, I suppose. I like it enough to type in it, after all. Pink has quite a bit of charm, too. Not as favored as a good bold red, but I can enjoy it.
(@aventurineCopycat) asks: BPP < well while were in this silly mode B33c < best sex youve had? Oh, almost certainly one of my trysts with Peter. He's a wonder with shibari, you know. And he can be exceptionally well behaved when you get him in that kind of mood. (Deva also) asks: B33c < who do you miss the most? Mormon Scratch.
(Anonymous) asks: are you sleeping with the lords This is the only one of this set. Which means I get to choose a lie or a truth. I am. I have had disgusting, homosexual sex with both Lords in question.
(@bubbleBlower) asks: What kind of Ice Cream do you like right now There's a boutique in the city that does a fantastic coffee and hazelnut flavor right now. I've indulged a handful of times. (Anonymis (Sic)) asks: Are you pretty? Every single person who has set eyes on my corporeal form has been filled with such intense disgust that they needed to be carted away to a hospital.
(Anonymis (sic)) asks: If you were to be kidnapped by a perfect cherub, would you be okay with that? I'm not going to do the "I know who this is", because apparently that's not a sure thing. But I have my thoughts about it. Depends on the cherub. And how the kidnapping goes.
(Anonymous) asks: are you going to collect them all Don't be ridiculous. It's not like that.
(Anonymous) asks: Do anything fun with any of your Lords lately? You anons sure are invested in my Lordly business, aren't you. Are you the dinky one, or a different one? Time hasn't really been doing much with me, recently. Distracted, possibly. Too many "bitches" to chase. Life... We've had some light adventures. Also had some nicer quiet time. Nothing that I feel the need to elaborate on.
(Anonymous) asks: What is your favorite pastime It used to be video games. Less so, these days. One particular one left a sour taste. Makes it all different. Especially without the crowd I used to engage in it with. Nowadays, it's crime. Solving and committing.
(@mrrkZucc (sic)) asks: do u hve a favvorite outffit :) I'm rather fond of the one I posted a photo of recently. If not that, then it would have to be a particular one of my suits. I've been experimenting with leaving the collar unbuttoned. Showing off a little bit of collar bone. Slutting it up, you could say.
(Anonymous) asks: What did you do today Dean I posted on this website. I arranged some notes from the past week's cases. I made some plans for the upcoming weekend. (Anonymous) asks: What is the nicest thing you've ever done I played a part in saving every single citizen of my city. The Moon Affair, if you happen to be the kind of anon that remembers so far back as a few months.
(Anonymous) asks: Does this Seer guide anyone's blade...? I guide my own, when I choose to wield one. I could guide others, given a reason to. I'm always accepting queries.
(Anonymous) asks: Does that mean you're done with that dinky human lord? Not what I said, English. I'm a multitasker.
(Anonymous) asks: Which Cosmic Entity are you going to seduce next? Now we're getting to the real goddamn questions. I'm keeping my options open. Picking things out. Don't think I'm going to go the Cherub route again any time soon though. Guess I'll wait for any slight indications of interest.
(Anonymous) submitted: You look beautiful in the picture you posted Thank you. Call it a consolation gift to the public, after not capturing my Masquerade outfit. A little less formal. But it's a good look on me.
(Anonymous) asks: Imagine you're skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do? This happened to my old buddy Sean.
(Anonymous) asks: "does it uh, does it... fuck what would be a good joke does it solve mysteries while you walk? fuck no wait thats lame lemme try agai" You wasted ask number 69 on this.
(Anonymous) asks: What would you do if I handed you a small infant and a fruit by the foot, and then walked away? Bring the infant somewhere safe to be found by its guardian, and put the fruit down. Being dangled upside down by the foot sounds unpleasant.
(Anonymous) asks: 67 8 69 Congratulations. You posted a bunch of numbers. We're all enriched because of it.
(Anonymous) asks: HAVE YOU FOUND THE ERLKING? I haven't been out to the woods in a good, long while.
("Friend") asks: Enough about Lord English! When are you going to fuck his parents? I need to stop checking my ask box in between online periods. I don't think they're interested.
(@divineMechanicals) asks: how can i get my gay detective to be more active on here he needs to learn the ropes and the ranks and be properly socialized Each detective tends to have something they can't resist. Special interest, if you will. I know Peter loves a good proper puzzle and/or pickle. I like hubris and dealing in things I really shouldn't. So you need to find out what your guy needs. Carrot on a stick.
(@destinedKiller) asks: ????????? Now my first instinct is to say that this isn't a question. But there are question masks, so that feels wrong. More that this is an indistinct sense of questioning without something to grab onto. Are you feeling some certain way, Crucible?
(@inspectingPickles) asks: A favourite taste of yours? We're doing a senses roundup, huh. Black coffee. Bitterness. Hints of fruit, or cacao, based on what blend is being used. Like a shock to the system. A reminder that things are present, and real.
(@aventurineCopycat) asks: B33 < tell me about a texture you like Interesting question. Can always trust in you for those, Deva. I've always liked the feel of newspaper. The heavier kind. Still will tear if you go at it, but still feels like something real. Lightest bit of indentation from where the printing has left the ink. Lots of papers in Midnight City use it. I remember it most from when I looked through library archives, back home. Reminds of me of simple, young interests.
(Anonymous) asks: Drop the dance partner tierlist Congratulations, Anon. You thought to be more specific than the last one. I'll comply. This list is judged purely by quality as a dance partner. Not what I thought of the person in question. 1. The Rake 2. The Rusalka 3. The Iscariot 4. Dr Latency If you want to know what I thought of the people themselves. You'll have to ask directly and privately.
(Anonymous) asks: Did you have a favorite dance partner from the masquerade? Yes. I did.
(Anonymous) asks: Is the dye temporary? (This ask has been editorialized to remove quirk. There's no point leaving the name out if I know how you type, friend.) Hate it that bad, huh. Yes, it's temporary. I couldn't stand having the blond on my current hair styling any longer. So it's gone. I'll do something else with it once it's grown out a little bit.
(Anonymous) asks: Your dance was very intense. Was it everything you hoped it would be? I don't know if I would call it *intense.* I had a few partners. Some drinks, some smokes. Some.. private encounters. I didn't brandish any weapons, make anything explode. I was a well-behaved lady through and through. But I enjoyed myself. And I have quite a lot to consider, leaving it. Maybe that'll show more in time.
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(@starlitDearheart) asks: Why are you gay Because I fuck men.
(@comedyGold) asks: what is yoooooooooooour favourite joke???? OR YOUR BEST ONE!!! either or (|:) I would tell you my favorite joke, but unfortunately it's being held in a secure account. I'll need your bank details in order to authorize a transfer of the joke into your hands.