Lynera Skalbi
@acuteJabber
-living a new life outside of the brooding caverns. -my newfound lewdness knows no bounds.
Bit of a story time for this post! It’s,, kinda long,, sorry? I remember, when I was a child my mom used to nearly drive me two hours to get our groceries since we lived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere And every time we were there, she would hand me a penny, and tell me to make a wish in a broken rusty ol water fountain everyone used to throw their coins in & every time I’d always wish for world peace or ending global hunger. Yaknow. The works. Of course none of that came true I was like fucking six But my mom thought I was just the sweetest little child ever Anyhow. Today I was running errands with Mallek today because I owed him one And he handed me like two cents and told me not to “spend it all in one place”, The fucking ass And as we’re walking I spot this little well, and as I’m thinking back on that old memory and being pissy at him I decided to be edgy and wish for. The opposite of world peace I guess??? World war in this instance?? Basically this entire planet would just explode in on itself. And i think nothing of it as I’m walking back ..: anyhow like barely even 6 minutes after we got back to his hive, we caught news that trizza was culling people in the exact place we were MINUTES EARLIER So uh. Moral of the story is I’m sø sorry for whoever i just accidentally killed????? For trying to be a stupid little teenage edgelor?????
-hey,it's not your fault. -alternia will always be a shitty place,in many of it's iterations. -besides,i know someone else who listens to the wishes,and is currently doing the same towards the opposite side,if you know what i mean. -so,even if your wish did work,it worked towards the positive direction... though still an extremely violent one.
You are genuinely one of the coolest people I know lenera…you have a lot of interesting friends! I wonder if I’ll ever get to meet this mystery person you keep talking about ..hehee But that being said I wasn’t being TOO serious about. Yaknow. Actually thinking I caused that. Although I do still feel guilty I wasnt lying about that part D:
-i really really want to make you feel better,you poor thing. -why don't you crash in for a few cups of tea and whatnot.
D---> It's always...who wants me and never...how is everyone today?
-living right next to my neighbor is something else. -every time i go past that cave i always see some new thing he built and could never guess what it's even for.
who the heck is your neighbor??
-his cave is right next to my hive and he still haven't made anything that would cover it's entrance,so i see something new every time i come out.
Howdy howdy! Names MSPAR! I think. My memories a little hazy… Though some folks call me nova! Yes I am in fact That weird little alien freak that crash landed here that people have been talking about for wipes now…trust me I hate it here as much as you do https://i.postimg.cc/zBqDWbrP/Untitled1975-20260709211558.png Feel free to ask me anything!!
who would ever want zebruh?? he's disgusting and rude.
-in the verse i came from,he was publicly castrated. #gore #injuries #violence -rightfully so.
-always such a strange experience,to meet alternative variants of people you know. -every time expecting them to be extremely different,only for them to turn out nearly the same. -not complaining though,i like them the way they are.
Haha I’ll take that at least(?) !! Thank you.. You remind me a lot of my own Lynera too #wellNot”mine” #HAHDHDJDJDNDNA #FUCK
-referring to me as "your own" sounded hella kinky if you ask me. - #suggestive.
no joke, I just choked on my fucking monster energy can for five minutes straight after reading that Thanks for that lynera. I love you too #notlikethatunfortunately #…unless? #openminded…
-was genuinely wondering if you ever thought of going beyond friendship with anyone.
There’s a few people i could name.. though i doubt anyone actually likes me like that :( Id say I’m really just more of an overgrown pet to some people..not naming names though… #aVeryClumsyPet. #ButAlasIllStillTakeIt #EvenIfItDOESmeanMyEgoIsMoreThanALittleBruised
-oh you poor thing,i never knew you felt that way... -you are free to visit me if you wish to take a break from it all. -though,i must say that you wouldn't find me where you would expect me to be,i will need to message you my new location.
<333 My dms are open to you anytime!! You should know that by now ya big ol goof But anyway Is everything okay??! Holy shit did you RUN from your cloister buddies?????????
-i met a strange omnipotent cosmic creature and it kinda resulted in me traveling with it and the others across the worlds. -it's a long and truly insane story.
Wow. Let me grab a popcorn bucket for this actually # Id love to listen to this if you ever feel comfortable sharing?? # because # holy shit # are you having fun there? #…wherever you are?????? You better be # Take me with you that sounds SO RAD
what the heck man i did nothing wrong X:(
everyone is just mean to me but its okay i get it i probably did something wrong
-no you did not. -you should snitch on whoever is being mean to you,we will deal with it.
▲wonder if the alternate me died in that train wreck already▼ ▲good fucking riddance ▼
-is there some specific alternate you which you hate? why though.
▲why not▼
-...right. -it was a stupid question. -there's definitely shitty versions of us out there that we definitely would hate.
▲just kinda hate most of them regardless▼
theres a ghost in my hive but its better than being alone