Lynera Skalbi
@acuteJabber
-living a new life outside of the brooding caverns. -my newfound lewdness knows no bounds.
-hey @electricjustice come and visit my cafeteria to try the "leland special". -it was my good friend's idea to give everything on the menu a name. -also,the coordinates for octo-land are public so you should be able to get there no problem. -it's next to cridea's island,just in case.
-there's so many kinds of coffee,which one should i learn to brew first? -any helpful coffee enthusiasts?
The strongest. Then figure out how to mul·ltipl·ly the caffeine by a tril·ll·lion and put it into tiny shotgl·lasses and l·let yours trul·ly test them.
-and which one would be the strongest? -sorry,i'm still new to all this stuff.
depends on your personal preference and how pretentious you wanna be with it tbh
Robusta darkroast l·lungo styl·le i think. Is statistical·ll·ly the strongest. But i coul·ld be wrong
word id just go for brewing a simple dark roast. drip coffee is superb when made right tbh and doesnt take a lot of skill to get it that way plus you can make a pretty decent sized batch of it
-thinking about snorting moonpowder off some massive cock and then sucking it off. #nsfw #substance #yearning
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] at my club, i can provide all of that doll, you intere$ted in buying one of my bigger worker$?~
-if anyone is wondering where the fuck i am,lately i've been doing plenty of heavy #substance at our island. -and also preparing the cafeteria for the opening.
-just so you know,you are talking to alternative me from a different universe. -and alternative me just happens to be the lewdest,junkiest bitch out there. -in fact,lately i've been taking #substance that will make a clown blush.
▲that's actually pretty sick.▼ ▲i think i just might have some respect for you now.▼
-i care little about respect or whatever the fuck,but i'll take this as a compliment anyways.
-huh,another me appeared #dashwatching.
-amisia from,uh,verse where i come from,just sent me a pic of herself smoking a fat cigar. #substance -said she's gonna get on chittr aswell,very ominous news.
-quick,what things do earth men from 2020s like.
the game amꙮng us - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Jimothy the raccoon. or uh, striped trashbeast.
-a human,who is currently not really human-looking,but rather blob-looking,and uhh.. -dunno,fucks around the eldrich cosmic creatures and likes nicolas cage.
-it appears that he indeed does. -i do aswell,after learning about this beast.
-i asked him about it,he says not so much,but likes a movie called,uhh... -thingy,or something.
-on a date right now,and it's going surprisingly well,all things considered.
-now i'm learning that blobs,apparently,can snore.
sure they can just ask @zoosmellPooplord
-found him in my hive,extremely intoxicated,with a bottle of... -i assume it's whiskey. #substance #vague -he's too heavy for me to help him back to his place,so i'm gonna let him rest where he is.
-might open a cafe of my own,very likely me being the only worker. -gladly a certain someone can not only fund me,but help build it aswell. -menu suggestions are welcome,by the way.
SSCA/ECAKESS >83 /ITT/E PASSTRIESS DECORATED TO /OOK /IKE SSCA/EMATESS >83
-i highly recommend adding milk into tea.
-trust me,you are missing out.
i wanna try this, but what if i don’t like it? i’d be wasting tea! :(
-it works best with very specific flavors. -i suggest making peppermint tea with some sugar. -it might taste like matcha latte once you add milk into it.
-neighbor sent me a box of the rolling stones cds. -i really enjoy listening to them so far.
-i wonder if there's a version of lanque that i wouldn't absolutely despise.
-spending my day listening to death grips because my neighbor can't stop blasting it full volume in his cavern.
-quadrants are dogshit,you should ignore them and fuck as many people as you wish. #nsfw -or date them first,if you'd like that.
Quadrants are an excellent descriptive tool and an absolute dogwater prescriptive system.
-yeah like,it's fine to have a thing that would describe your relationship with someone,but limiting someone to a specific amount of people is disgusting.
-kinda still am,but let's just say,some things changed. -i am a biiiiig slut now.
You seem much more relaxed than you were in friendsim. Seems like slutting has been good for you!
-i guess what you mean here is that i am more relaxed than i used to be. -which is true. -whoring out changes a person for good,especially a whoreout of same intensity as mine.
-could use some tea right now.
You know who else could use some tea right now????
-woke up to my massive limeblooded friend rummaging through my food storage. -she said she went to some party,but it sucked so much that she's gonna hang out here instead. -i am so glad to have large doorframes in this hive.
+|-=[} Thanks again. You are a fucking lifesaver. {]=-|+
-to all of those who keep asking about who wants you,why don't you just contact eachother at this point. #suggestive #cw-slightly-nsfw -or post spicy stuff of yourself,you will definitely find at least one person who wants you. -not trying to attack anyone,by the way,just offering genuine working advice.
It's true I posted some spice for fun and everyone crawled out of the woodwork, it was kinda scary.
-feeling all nice and cuddly for some reason.