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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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Barely Survived
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A Truly Horrible Goose
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ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@woeGothic[WG]

Newsflash: none of you are Ultimate. Most of you are not penultimate. Some of you I am not entirely convinced have achieved a base percentage of yourselves, though you have nevertheless developed the extraordinary confidence required to declare yourselves the pinnacle of what you could ever become. Go ahead, tell me the omniscient patterns of any other self you have on here. You can't. You truly can't. You might get lucky with a guess for a single other iteration.

Kult: +200
Kull: +135
Total: 335
Ratio: 1.48
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Antiverified
A user of undeniable disrepute.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@consequentlyOblique[CO]

i mean they'RE certainly not HERE. so, like, dead. or sad. or dead and sad? this actually got strangely depressing to think about.

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
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@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

An Ultimate Self, like any Platonic ideal, is corrupted the second it contacts reality. Many of us are *closer* to our Ultimate Selves, more potent emanations thereof, but the Ultimate Self is not a person who can talk and post and argue online. You cannot sit on the Platonic ideal of a chair.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Muffin Top
This user likes them a little thicker than that.
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A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
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@containedArmageddons[CA]

thank y0u. concept in general seems dumb and p0orly th0ught out. like s0me desperate anime thats run two l0ng.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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transgender
love yourself
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
@adiosToreador[AT]

hUH,,, i THINK i JUST FELT, bARA! FOR A MOMENT, tHERE,,, aND LIKE, i WANT TO TIP, mY FEDORA?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
A Truly Horrible Goose
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ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@woeGothic[WG]

I could go for the Platonic ideal of a nap on my Platonic ideal of a bed before I go to the Platonic ideal of the gym.

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memento mori
Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0
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PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
@emptyEyes[EE]

If anything i feel less like myself every day

As the Peixes might say, krill fishue. As a magical woman might say, frill wishue. As a particularly slobbery yet well-meaning relative you only see once a year might say, we'll mishue! As a humbler laborer of the land and tiller of the soil might say upon seeing her grindstone has been used for that wacky zaza, mill misuse. As a note left for room service on one's way out after a particularly dreadful night of allergies might read, fill tissue. As the reveal that the one so sick was the preserver god of Hindu mythology might make one utter, ill Vishnu. Ahem. This is all to say that maybe you cannot, but *I* can sit on that Platonic chair. Look, you can see my shadow overlapping its shadow against the cave wall over there. That means I'm sitting on it.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
🌟/🌟 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐈𝐓
This user is certifiably comedy gold.
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
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@comedyGold[CG]

i think kurly tried to explain what that stuff all means and all it gave me was a pan ache lol im sure there are mes who think they are a better me than me hell i talk with one every day but like also who cares??? if being the best me sucks than why bother im cool being a mediocre me in that case hehehe

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WORLD IS MINE!
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

Not sure about the rest of these chodes, but I can attest with a startling degree of certainty that Dirk Strider scratched his balls just now. #UltimateAwareness. #Omniscience.

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@woeGothic[WG]

You have a live webcam on plushrump to confirm this. That hardly counts.

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00