SWISS
@agamemnonsTheories
SWISS ELYSI, WARD OF THE EIGHTH REGION (01ST DISTRICT), COHORT CAPTAIN OF HONEYFALL GYMNASIKKOU'S CLASS OF 4005.
I'm SICK of being green. I'm washing this BULLSHIT off and getting a snack.
Surely THIS isn't BIASED at all and in NO WAY influenced by your own OPINIONS. Of course not.
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you are green for one ammmmazing reason
Don't WORRY. My profile picture is in TACT. However I DID make the CHOICE to dip my ENTIRE BODY in green paint.
Does ANYPONY know where a guy can GET his HANDS on a gallon of GREEN paint?
Oh y'know, just to HAVE... ... ... I want to GREENSCREEN my head onto things.
Heheh, should I follow back this FAN? https://i.postimg.cc/7Z8BmxJX/image.png
Little does she KNOW, I just banned her from all my ROCLOPS private servers. That'll SHOW her I mean business. #vagueposting #directposting #youdontgettoplayanimalhospitalwithmeanymorefuckyou
Oh alright that's a FOOTJOB post right SMACK dab in the middle of EVERYTHING. No one knows how to be INCLUSIVE these days. Not all of us HAVE feet. #nsfw
Ever since YOU @gavageCunctation got on this STUPID site I've been LAGGING like crazy. WHAT the fuck DID you DO?
I know it's YOUR FAULT because, like, LOOK at you. WHY wouldn't it be?
why am i catching fucking strays it's been an hour tops.
Your HORRIBLE tech issues are SPREADING across the ENTIRE website like a fucking DISEASE. I doubt it would EVER be the servers themselves. Heh, NEVER. Gulp.
oh ok. yeah i hope your shit does lag. better yet, mods, smite this guy.
mods, take a moment to check up on your servers but then get to smiting this guy.
DON'T SMITE ANYONE, MODS. I'm a GOOD man with GOOD intentions. Unlike this DOOFUS.
mods... mods c'mon... i'm just a little guy... i'm just a little guy and it's my morphday...
I'm going to HIT you on the head with a MASSIVE hammer like those STUPID things you watch. MODS. BAN THIS CLOWN.
mods could you fold this guy up real small for me. like as many times as possible. thanks mods.
Hello EVERYONE you'll NEVER guess who just FINISHED a several hour long WORKOUT.
So EXTREMELY shredded. My MASSIVE bulging muscles are DRIPPING with SWEAT and I feel like I could LIFT a FUCKING BUILDING.
Anyone have ANY recommendations on WHAT I could POSSIBLY have for DINNER? I'm starving.
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ʚ( Hmmmh.... Well, I'm A Fan ♡f "breakfast F♡r Dinner", S♡... Pancakes? )ɞ
HOLY SHIT. Ladies I'm SERIOUS you HAVE to give me a minute to BREATHE. https://i.postimg.cc/0jfqfvgY/image.png
ʚ( ❤︎h, H♡w L♡vely!! Y♡u're P♡pular!!! )ɞ
c< ....Nice use Of tHe iNspect 2l <:P >c
AS it SHOULD be. I couldn't IMAGINE a different outcome, heh.
Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png
(CROWD FANGIRLING!) (CROWD FANBOYING!) (CROWD FANTNONBINARYING!)
Only a WEAK man would DENY the call of a rise and grind. LOCK the fuck IN bro.
