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1 love just say1ng th1ngs somet1mes
it's your mans, jeggybert... johnny johnny bertram... j-beezy... jojo bertonium.... yeahhh man. :B

꒰ঌ Playing with. My touys ໒꒱

be(ause that's the demographi( of (hittr, reall7

You ★re ★ll very open ★bout yourselves. #nsfw given the conte⚔t.
// I've thought about it and if homestuck trolls were south park characters Equius would be PC principal and Vriska would be Cartman I'm sorry I don't make the rules
My s♰_0mach has been_ un_kin_d ♰_0 me.
dancing is something you do alone in your hive at three in the light

i'm so bored. Z:[ if there was a way to lea\/e alternia safely i would.

More Men Wearing Dresses, Please And Thank You. #polite #somethingishouldberewardedfor
Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? #dark-humor HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

licking my cavity #mycavity

the wonderful thing about life is that you can just kinda say whatever and get away with it most of the time

ought to get a beer with that guy.

hey now. lets keep our britches a respectable size eh. we.re greasy.

was a misunderstanding is all. you ain.t half bad. grease. dapping you up holy style.

i take it all back. bro. you are certified grease.

you ain.t too bad. man. #greasybros

@alleyRiot hey. what are your opinions on hotdogs and corndogs.

yeah man. its lookin like maybe there was just a misunderstanding between you two is all. we can all be chill yk

i know. bro. i happily welcome another grease to my greasy mountain but i gotta know theyre cool. yknow.

yeah but yk i gotta keep it real with you man, you be getting too caught up on number 1 and number 2. youre irreplaceable bro, another grease aint gonna change that

look bro if youre impersonating my #greasygoat then a mf dawg is gonna have a mf problem yk

꒰ঌ Ain’t nobody want you! ໒꒱

soooo smArt :)

oh shit.

:33 < who wants me . . . . . . . . :33 < to beat them to death with a rock?
☆ — ! m!ght have to agree w!th th!z!!!

You're not doing it like me. I woke up in ★ flower field, wind gently blowing my h★ir, ne★rby creek sounds.




