♦ pitied by @alooflyAdrift
200k kull/t special is maid dress Casper btw. I don't care about the numbers at all, I just think you guys deserve a gift for suffering me and my posts lmao
pls pls pls paint my insides violet. omg. #yearning #nsfw #vaguepost
࣪⊹₊˚{ OHHHH MIRA!!!! }*∀*ʃƪ }*∀*ʃƪ }*∀*ʃƪ i literally LOVE IT when you compliment me! i can tell you always super duper GROUPER mean it!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ except i alwayssss kinda feel like im fourgetting something afterwards.... hm }.3.{ #hmmmm }˚₊⊹ ࣪
holding my hips so i don’t squirm away from a good pounding hhwuqhwahsh. literalmente que rico!!!! #nsfw #thoughts #yearning
can i whip it out of ur pants and stuff my mouth w/ you when i'm, like, bored? #nsfw #thoughts
have-you-ever-been-in-love? ♥:-yes ♠:-no ♦:-i-don't-know ♣:-nuance/other-(comment?)
꧁I'm going to process that information. Eventually.꧂
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
࣪⊹₊˚{ + id literally give it to him raw ANYTIDE \}*7*{/ #yep #imagiver }˚₊⊹ ࣪
There's always room for one more beautiful seadweller~. If you'd like to join us next time~~~.
BUTTONS PRESSED: [B1TCH] [NO] [H1VE] [WHERE] [B1TCH] [QUEST1ON]
unfortunately, i cannot guide the spear uuithout a seer present. you understand.
uuith the right incentives, all things are possible.
࣪⊹₊˚{ YES, i am a recovering #dualscarmy }~n~{ YES, i still love him }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ YES! my #innerempress is telling me he should be waterboarded four secretly having such a small ass! + YESSSS! I KNOW THAT WOULDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING TO HIM! BECAUSE OF THE GILLS!!!! }TᯅT{ }Tᯅ\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ WE EXIST! }T____T{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
gonna sea what all the fuss is about
࣪⊹₊˚{ }*ᯅ*{ did she just? pap me from behind #oh #wait }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ OUR LUNCH PLANSSSS };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ WHYYYY!!!! #resurfvation #cancelled }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ WHY are you letting other trolls pretend to be your c+y custodian when im LITERALLYYYY right here!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + you KNOWWWW how much i love pretending to be things.... };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ #seakingarrangements #findom #gillbossing #womeninFLARP }˚₊⊹ ࣪
in retrospect i should have used urchin. the nneaning is clearer.
>--D=I=think=I=would=like=elaboration=on=what=you=mean=by=brainwashed=considering=my=post=is=not=all=too=hemospectrumy=but=I=do=not=wish=to=frustrate=you=when=you=are=clearly=stressed=I=was=just=trying=to=offer=solace=and=advice=that=you=will=find=someone=to=fill=your=quads=one=night=hopefully=haha=:)//<
>--D=I=hope=every=troll=had=an=incredible=time=at=#gothnight=especially=if=said=trolls=were=highbloods=and=I=also=hope=the=other=creatures=which=were=invited=behaved=themselves=and=provided=appropriate=entertainment=for=the=aforementioned=trolls=haha=:)//<
>--D=This=is=so=true=and=real=and=maybe=the=most=accurate=and=honest=thing=ever=said=by=an=alien=about=any=troll=ever=haha=:P//<
1m so fuck1ng hungry
Thank you. AND IT'S NOT CHARACTER GROWTH. ... It is simply a character trait!
s1ng for my my manta of mus1c
aight everyfin in life is normal again dont got no fishues and quite frankly never none any to begin with #meenahmoment im eatin burgers and goin to a rave tonight
I don't understand the expectation that an iteration of Jake English must be positively shredded. I like my Jake just the way he is. Frankly, the EXTREMELY conventionally attractive Jakes are almost off-putting. They hardly resemble him!! Sure, he hasn't retained his youthful... silhouette. But who has the metabolism they had when they were sixteen? Jakes of Chittr, don't you fret. Pick that fork back up, pally.
Christ of yore, I am sucked into this corset. I feel like a can of biscuits busting out of this sucker. No, Unreal Heiress. Don't post that.
aight clearly i cant be trusted to be normal at all and also if i keep seain people cave to foot buoys wild whims im gonna have a public career ruining crashout on the dash so im out
Chewing on ice watching my moirail figure out how many people on chittr dot ing will let her touch them
Dear Jake: Do NOT come to the estate. I've baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up. I'm so sorry. -- Jane
Can you imagine anything more ill-fated.
yes 1’m a known b1t1ng hazard we all know th1s
🞜 oh god why are you pitting me against coworkers. do you hate me.
࣪⊹₊˚{ are youuuu feeling #hicaricore tolight???? first 1 to guess what THIS st+s four will earn a whole WHALEEEE of a lot of hicapoints! \}*7*{/ ~ <3 #cullquette #girlglubber #innerempress }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ im reposting my pic from last wipes #maidmonday.... }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i just didnt have time four a photoshoot during my nap! }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Remira.
oh? you’re gonna force me to my knees?
Casper friend pantheon help. I like your shark badge.
:(
ogh, 1’m 1n d1re need of a pr1ckly pear r1ght now. or several. or a whole crate actually. 1ce cold
cant post shit without the whole whorehouse swoopin in for a bite
Have y0u ever been stirred awake by an 0rgasm fr0m s0me0ne riding y0u #s0mn0philia #nsfw #dubc0n #nsfwe
࣪⊹₊˚{ you dont think we have stuff in common....? }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。 ♫
DO YOU HAVE LITERALLY ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO.
Once +here Is A Chance +o Assis+ I Will Do So.
I haven't even gotten to meet my denizen yet because we keep having to stage murder interventions :(
࣪⊹₊˚{ WOWWWW! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ #vagueglubbiggngf }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ {rattle rattle} omg, like, heyyyy! }*u*{ {rattle rattle} ....helloooo???? arent you going to like, let me in???? hiiii....! }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ can i come in? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ <3 + <> = let me in, <3< + c3< = keep me out #cullquette #b+e #VOTE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Thou art NOT advocatyng for this, and thou SURELY knowest Thys.
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
࣪⊹₊˚{ UGHHHH!!!! UGH UGH UGHHHH! it doesnt count if youre only saying it like youre trying to make me FEEL BETTER!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
is it not nice to sonnetinnes feel like an anchovy?
hm
wvho wvant me
>--D=You=should=not=take=too=much=stock=in=ancestor=lady=Zephyr=they=are=mostly=superstitious=nonsense=haha=:P//<
uhm im the dEFENdER i make trolls safe heh not the other way AROUNd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
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