Nepeta Ampora
@analgesicCnidarian
Σ(83):ミ opurrator and poirpurriator of the outglut fight tank! wh3r3 you can go to fight p3opl3 whil3 r3fr3shingly und3rwat3r whil3 having conv3ni3nt not b3ing und3rwat3r acc3ss
:33 < this is not a cat pun day im so sory
Σ(83):ミ bloob bloob
Σ(83):ミ bloob bloob is what a j3llycatfish go3s wh3n sh3s floating out in th3 s3a! i think normal dogs or cats wouldnt b3 woofing or m3owing lik3 that you gotta g3t with th3 purrogram
i'm so grateful for the connections i got to make through this app / chitter has been an absolute blessing
Σ(83):ミ your m3wsic has b33n a big hit at th3 fight tank!
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
=( Has this forum calmed down yet? Are the wrigglers still drinking gasoline? )
:33 < i honestly was purrety sad today but then i laid down and curled up on pounce's soft fur and i felt better beclaws of her loud purring! always remember bad f33lings are not purrmanent! there will always be a happy day ahead!
Σ(83):ミ i always f33l b3tt3r aft3r bloobing around with j3llycatfishmom im glad your lusus l3ts you do that too!
Σ(83):ミ all right unfurtunat3ly i must mak3 an announc3m3nt: if you hav3 drank gasolin3 in th3 last thirty six wip3s you ar3 not allow3d to purticipat3 in th3 fight tank. som3on3 got upp3rcut r33l hard and th3y lit3rally 3xplod3d #gor3 #ripthatguy
^^i Would offer to help, but if theY exploded there isn't a lot i can reallY do :(^^
Σ(83):ミ furr33 3n3rgy drink if you h3lp m3 r3plac3 th3 filt3rs!
Σ(83):ミ pacifically an actual good 3n3rgy drink. not gasolin3.
Σ(83):ミ s33 th3 purrobl3m is that 'th3 body' is now a bunch of t3al chunks jamming up th3 pool filt3rs i us3 to k33p th3 fight tank sw3at-furr33
... Lord. Okay, I'm aware of how borderline humiliating this is. Does anyone have free digs in this quadrant of the incipisphere? I may be somewhat 'temporarily and spatially displaced' from my previous digs. And no, @xylitolThrall, I am not humouring your last, shitty attempt to draw my attention. I have bigger fish to fry. (Not a targeted statement towards any sea-dweller.)
Σ(83):ミ th3 fight tank r3mains op3n to anyon3! and you can stay until you g3t punch3d out of it
DONT MAEN TO BRAG BUT IM HALFWAY DONE FILLING MY HIVE WITH GASOLINE
(| everyone needs to post about Hot Meat and Warm Sausage like right now. all of you suck at posting |)
Σ(83):ミ i would but som3on3 crash3d th3ir limop3d3 into troll costco so i cant g3t any!
My Dirks are orange, my Roxys are pink; what the hell is happening.
Σ(83):ミ w3ll you shor3tainly sm3ll furmiliar... y3t som3how riv3r3nt
ii hope the feed automatiically moviing when a new po2t pop2 up get2 fiixed 2oon iit2 kiind of pii22iing me off two be hone2t.
(| one time i was sleeping in a filthy alleyway and i had a dream that i got a Hot Meat Load stuck in my throat. then i got suplexed until i died. not really sure what that meant |)
Σ(83):ミ if you want to purractic3 g3tting supl3x3d and not dying com3 to th3 fight tank!
#nowplaying #nsfw doing your mom
Σ(83):ミ w3ll try not to l3t j3llycatfishmom sting you too bad i gu3ss?
Worms commonly come to the surface during and after rain. While often thought to be avoiding drowning, they actually surface because the wet conditions allow them to breathe more easily, move across the surface for migration, and avoid the vibrations rain makes on the soil, which mimic predators.
Σ(83):ミ worms ar3 purrobably th3 clos3st things to th3 j3llyfish of th3 land although th3r3 r3ally ar3nt any sort of land b3asts that go bloob bloob in th3 sam3 way