Kaayau Keckay
@anarchisticGaleanthropy
got on here. don't Know anyone, don't care that much some Kind of craftstroll, hmu if you want something made or got and i'll let you Know if i can do it don't asK about the caverns
Girldinner. #FLARPfriday https://i.gyazo.com/f309ef2da9f1f528b462664599f098d0.jpg
the real girldinner in this thread
considering getting my goldblood bud on here. i Know he'd fucKin hate it and i love to see that
can i bully him
the what.
>>| .i'd like to make .a sacrificial .announcement for @anarchisticgaleanthropy . .a fellow jadeblood .is serving the duty .in .order to sate thousands .of grubs.
i dunno if i'm meant to interpret this as some other jade is getting yoinKed for cavern duty or if you're sayin my ass is getting yoinKed but in terms of the former thanKs in terms of the latter fucK you and also no
>>| .it's more .about sacrifice to ten thousand grubs. .i didn't mean .any flip .offs to you. you're jadeblood .as me, .i'm never raising .a hand .on .a sibling by blood. .it's more like .a sympathy to the situation .around those grubs.
i see, thanKs. hoping you ain't gotta worry about 'em either. Kinda surprised that a groupling of them managed to get on chittr tho, and then sought out what looKs liKe every goddamn jade they could find (regardless of cloister status) to nag
fucK no something from the fucKin caverns followed me do i need to pull an outie here lads
HUNGRY.
gonna have to wait until i'm dead then, and that ain't happening for a long time. glad to see you have a sense of humour tho
[W]hat [I]s [Th]is #substance e[V]eryone [K]eeps [Mn]tioning? [I] [Am] a [C]hemist, [I] [W]ant t[O] [K]now
∻Hey I'm a bit ☢f a chemist myself. Wanna exchange f☢rmulas s☢me time?∻
not mine either but who aint blazing on a day liKe this
i wouldn't say what i do is science but it sure is something. sorry to burst ya bubble
==i(made,SUCH,a,good,spreadsheet,today,it,was,epic(no,one,does,it,better,than,me,C:))
when will you maKe me an epic spreadsheet bro, i gotta Keep tracK of my goods
>O+ UGH, MY LUSUS IS SUCH A MESSY EAtER. HOW DO I CLEAN BLOOD FROM A WHItE SHIRt?
there are a few ways to go about it. hydro peroxide is a classic, bleach also worKs when its a white shirt. there are also those nanobugs that got bred recently that just eat the blood off and leave the fabric but those are hard to get a hold of unless you got connections AND a pain in the ass to Keep alive if you don't habitually maKe massive blood messes. also don't bleed around them that's a bad idea
Soometimes i lie foor noo reasoon at all yoou'd never guess if i lied aboout soomething. What if lied aboout my name. What if it's noot Kryqus. What if i'm actually named Daylek oor soome shit. That woould be pretty fucked up doon't yoou think 8?
that'd be so fucKed up man i hope that never happens
GOOD FUCKING SHIT, THE MOONS ARE BRIGHT TODAY. BLUH.
MY STANDING DECISION TO LEAVE MY GANDERBULBS PAINFULLY EXPOSED TO THE SCATHING LIGHT OF THE WAKING WORLD IS THE ONLY THING STEMMING THE TIDE OF A VERY SPECIFIC FASHION TREND AMONG FIFTY PERCENT OF THE TROLL KINGDOM'S LEADERSHIP. IF I START WEARING SOOTGLASSES TOO, EVERYONE HERE IS GOING TO THINK THAT DEMOCRACY IS DEAD. KARKAT VANTAS STARES DIRECTLY INTO THE MOON WITH HIS BLOODSHOT BULBS FOR *LIBERTY.*
Was aboout too chitt my favoorite cereal but then realized i lied too this oone guy oonce aboout hoow i doon't drink milk and if i poost it he's gooing too beg me too poour milk oon him again
surely by posting this the lie is revealed, is it not?
What if lied aboout lying thoough
I lied aboout having cereal. I'm soorry
i mean you didn't say you had cereal, you said you were gonna post your fav cereal. talKing yerself in a circle here mate
If i wanted too just poost my fav cereal i woouldn't be talking aboout milk thoough. I woould just poost the boox
so you're saying you lied about having cereal in a bowl with milK and wanted to post it but then realised that in doing so you'd reveal about the other lie you told to the other guy, so instead you came onto chittr and lied about at least 3 things i can't believe someone would come on to the internet and just lie liKe that