Kaayau Keckay
@anarchisticGaleanthropy
got on here. don't Know anyone, don't care that much some Kind of craftstroll, hmu if you want something made or got and i'll let you Know if i can do it don't asK about the caverns
if i vwas a pretty girl i think pe0ple vw0uld
sigh my muscles are big and my tits are fat. I don’t think I can be happier. #nsfw
)Soooo, VVhat VVoVld it take for yoVr girl to get a lil kiss kiss?/
- He took mme. , to stand-up commedy 😂👍
If highbloods and sex aren't real... What happens to Sedrek?
Like-- what'd I miss.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #GIVEYOURHOMIESBACKSHOTS #nsfw
BREAKING NEWS! It's kiss your #omies nig#t...! Wait, w#at? Is t#at really all t#ere is to report on rig#t now? O# well! T#ey can't all be winners!
damn didn't realise it was only meant to be for one day, i've been doing it every day
Love is stored in causing a riot in t)(e streets instead of partaking in t)(e planned activities of t)(e party 💙
i didn't realise fuchsias could cause riots. learn somethin new every day
I had a crush on like, at least four of my friends growing up.
I thought you only had three friends growing up?
Every time that I ask Tirona how she wants me to do her hair I delude myself into thinking she might say something new. And obviously, every time, the answer is still “just lik33 his honorabl33 tyranny!!!” (sic). I can’t deal with this kid anymore.
isn't that the definition of insanity? get checKed bro
Blast it all. Different is two syllables. In my hurry I enunciated it "diff-err-ent" when it's "diff-rent". I loathe this language.
sorry man, you still got it wrong. it's dif-frent
grl idk if he knos how 2 spell my name
>[It'zzz gonna be the latter.]<
hell yeah, maKe sure you're sitting somewhere that'd be real weird to walK in on before you conK out
🔍 _-_-_- ⌕ne ⌕f my previ⌕us clients p⌕sted a l⌕t ⌕n here, s⌕ I fiiigured I'd j⌕in. D⌕ we d⌕ f⌕rmal intr⌕ducti⌕ns? HM pr⌕bably n⌕t... what's yall's fav⌕rite alc⌕h⌕l? any rec⌕mmendati⌕ns #substances _-_-_-
fireball, not the human stuff but the alternian shit that's infused with wython venom that straight up paralyses you for a bit. funny as fucK the entire way through and the feelin of coming bacK to movement ain't liKe nothin else
xx_penice_pronoused_liek_denise_xx
this might be the most correct thing i've ever read thanK you for your service
>[I am zzzo tired which meanzzz either I need to zzzleep or I need to zzztay up until exhauzzztion takezzz me the fuck out.]<
i vote latter, way funnier that way
O+h I missed the biting po+sting...
biting posting is good and all but i feel we are sorely missin out on chomping posting
:> Accepting suggestions for new objects to throw ^t @secondtimesThech^rm. I’ve tossed ^ wrench, ^ h^mmer, ^n extension cord, ^nd ^ wet te^ b^g so f^r. Unfortun^tely they keep c^tching them ^ll perfectly. <: