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i survived the plappening at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #iwantcandy, #nsfw, archive rating: 🍭)
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C:~ «...He already made a deep cut on his palm and gave me an eager look, encouraging to do the same. Reaching for my ranseur would be very unwise, so I quickly bit into my hand until I felt a sharp bit of pain and tasted metallic cold liquid on my tongue. Thin fuchsia streams of blood spread across my fingers and I got mesmerized by the sight of my own blood, spilled by no one other than myself. He sat down and held out his hand to me, not as a sign of reconciliation, but as a ritual that would bind our destinies and finally suppress all of my will. I resisted any urge to look at his face, focusing on the candy red blood symbol on his shirt instead. "Don't make me wait." he growled. I clenched my teeth and grabbed his hand in this discraceful parody of a handshake inaugurating my complete defeat. Even one glimpse of cobalt and fuchsia mixing into a complete dirty dark mess was enough to make me nauseous; still, I stayed silent.» - Volume 2, page 207 of «Autobiography of Tsarevna: Zalgoid's only guide to troll history and culture». #cw-self-harm<
good morning everyone and happy birthday @kasaneTeto! :)
Pee Is Stored Inside Of The Balls #daftpunk #piss #lyrics
i hate gossip. but i do like celebrity drama i have to be honest. and honestly did not expect teto to cheat
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
"DOMINANT HAND" WHAT ABOUT SUBMISSIVE HAND. #NSFW FOR THE JOKE.
hh꥟ldinh hem cl꥟se while i try 2 eas.e an꥟hter finger in <<33334443 (#nsfw)
Jovial Handjobs Have Returned In The People's Time Of Need At #eridanweek. The Drones Cannot Stop Me From Uplifting The Masses. #nsfw
#canceleridanwweek
:33 < i was thinking this would be a normal concert... :33 < which i would have adored by itself! :33 < but gosh, we got a concert and a dramatic action play by the looks of it :33 < #eridanw33k is way more thrilling than i would have ever imagined! #likewoah #yaay #thatswhatilike
Anyone who is not at that event, do not attend. There is a highly dangerous situation going on. In many situations of stress, a persons first response is to run to the scene, but staying where you are is often the safer option if you aren't in immediate danger. If you're at the event, take cover under a stall, a bush or anything that will offer security until the threat has gone. #eridanweek
:33 < May we reach out for a statement?
guys can i become the empress im cool i swear and i like believe in equality
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if youre the kind of person who pisses on the toilet seat and doesnt wipe it when you reach the pearly gates they will skin and quarter you for your crimes
ĦELLȬ FELLȬW WAŖŖIȬŖS!! SAMUŖAI ȬF GŖEAT ŖEPUTE! TĦE ĦȬNȬŖABLE TAKAŖI MAYNAŖ IS NȬW ȬN TĦIS WEBSITE TȬ SĦAŖE MY TEACĦINGS AND SEEK GŖEATEŖ UNDEŖSTANDING ȬF TĦE WȬŖLD AT LAŖGE! I dȭ nȭt speak in capitals all tħe time, but it felt necessaŗy fȭŗ tħis JȬYȬUS INTŖȬDUCTIȬN!
SORRY FOR SPONT4N3OUSLY D1S4PP34R1NG 1 W4S TOO BUSY L4PP1NG 4T TH3 T4P3STRY OF F4T3 4ND T4ST1NG V4R1OUS THR34DS OF 1NT3RCONN3CT3D T1M3L1N3S 4ND NOT B31NG 4 V1RG1N TH4T 1 FORGOT TO LOG ON
THEY TAKE THE POWER OUT OF OUR WORDS. THEY STRIP IS OF POWER THROUGH MAKING US INTO THEIR JOKES. THEIR SARCASM AND IRONY EXIST TO DECLAW AND DEFANG US.
growing up is realizing that firehouse subs fucking owns
My following feed is a lot of Roxy yearning for Callie. Is this yuri?
TELLING PEOPLE TO GO 'STREAM' YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN IS PROBABLY AMONG THE MOST PRETENTIOUS ACTS A TROLL CAN DO. DO YOU MEAN LISTEN? LISTEN WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAR DUCTS? I'LL KILL US BOTH IN AN ATOMIC FUCKING SUPLEX AS I PERFORM AN ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE OFF THE DEEPEND PRONG IN UNLOVABLE PRONG. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
hm, okay, maybe trying to swap while out and about is a bit riskier than i considered. REALLY glad i can turn into wind what the hell happened to my shirt. #nsfw
A very happy trans day of visibility to all of you ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests. I can assure you, you are all very visible to me. In a literal sense, of course.
I WILL BE PERFORMING AT #ERIDANWEEK VERY SOON IN PROTEST.
1 4m 4 g1rlf41lur3 but 1m 4 tr0ll s0 1t d03snt m4tt3r
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You would think clawkind. But actually I've become partial to chainsaws.
Quiet hourrs chittrr what's yourr fave strrifespecibus
⚇ always gotta come back to my hatchets. ⚇ sock and buskin have been itching to get bloodied for a while now. ⚇
Feeling conflicted. On the one hand, sometimes I feel like I'm a woman poorly written by a guy guesstimating what women are like; on the other, I've seen guy-me be labelled the world's most cishet man ever, and he's pretty much exactly like me, but as a guy. What gives? Is this another piece of evidence as to how differences between gender are purely built on self-fulfilling societal preconceptions? Or am I just crazy and/or need to lie down?
Shower finished, snacks packed, route planned. Time to start the day. May take a detour to the local cavern to deliver some fresh baked goods. They deserve a treat. Only...14 hives today and a whole tealblood legal library to dust-down. See you all at sundown~!
http2://i.ibb.co/yctBbn2g/imag3.png i can di3 in p3ac3 now thank2 guy2
I thInk I hAvE cOmE tO EnjOy thIs slOwEr OffpEAk chIttr, It Is sO OvErwhElmIng tO try And kEEp Up whEn EvEryOnE Is pOstIng At OncE
:33< hey guys look im on mewre dash!
:33< i have a clawntext senstive purrompt above my head that says pet :33< but sometimes if mew have the right item it says kiss :33< just thought mew should know that
post 1: just got into a scrap with three highbloods and barely made it out alive. someone send help - one pity react post 2: who up jorking it #nsfw - 400,000,000 like reacts
I think I need to just stop posting for like a week so eevryrone forgets how insane i am with it.
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
▲turns out if you just act mean to everyone in the right way they all wanna pail you go figure #nsfw▼
N3V3R B33N H4PP13R TO H4V3 4 D4Y 1N. 1 DON'T N33D TO LOS3 MY H34R1NG TOO
I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY A TRUSTED INFORMANT ON THE GROUND THAT #ERIDANWEEK DOES IN FACT HAVE NOT ONLY #VIOLENCE BUT #CRIMES OCCURING ON, AROUND, *AND* DURING THE EVENT! I AM IMMENSELY SADDENED BY THIS NEWS AND WOULD LIKE TO WITHDRAW MY ATTEMPT TO INVEST AND MY SPIRITUAL ENDORSEMENT OF THE EVENT. SEND POST.
#CofLGala wow!! i havent had a chance to dress up formally in a while which dress do you prefer? i think the first one might be a little TOO ostentatious hehe ;; https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32627f3bf241.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29d00c63d6ba.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22b72ba80a35.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/985c64ce0930.jpeg
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THERE IS MUCH STRIFE ABOUT THE TRAMPOLINE. I'M WORRIED FOR THE SAFETY OF EVERYONE HERE. #ERIDANWEEK
Do mind the flashes from Felt Manor, if you’ve happened to notice them. They are quite visible this evening. The color, I’m told, is somewhat striking. Bright enough to draw the eye. Persistent enough to invite questions. Understandable. There is a natural inclination to investigate anything that interrupts the ordinary rhythm of your surroundings. Light where there should be none. Motion where there was stillness. A suggestion that something is… unfolding just out of reach. You may rest assured, however, that what is occurring is both contained and intentional. Nothing has gone astray. Nothing has exceeded its bounds. The Manor is functioning precisely as it was designed to. If you find yourself concerned, I would advise against acting on that impulse. There is very little to be gained from proximity at this stage, and considerably more to be lost from arriving before you are meant to. Observation, from a distance, will suffice. The flashes will subside. They always do. Until then, I suggest you continue as you were. This does not require your involvement.
Within everry trroll's hand is grreatness; and no one but you can decide what makes you grreat,
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#nsfw behold! harley the great and her mystical witchy powers of prestidickitation! [A video of Jade in a wizard hat and nothing else. Between her rather thick, shapely legs is a green penis with a knotted base, and a pair of fairly large balls. She lightly shakes her hips, making it sway a little. Her hands then glow with green light- and her rather impressive cock disappears! The doggirl smiles at the camera and lowers a hand, spreading her puppy pussy open to show it off. Her fingers slip inside, her eyes close, and she moans softly. But she's clearly too excited to draw it out: this only lasts a few seconds before she raises her hand again and licks her fingers clean. And with another gleam of magic, her dick reappears, now with a bead of precum at its tip! Giggling, Jade leans forward to turn the camera off.]
:33< [A video pops up of Nepeta that starts off with her stepping back from the camera wearing only a form fitting shirt. "so i saw a jade on here do this and thought mayb333333 mew guys would like to s33 my take!" She giggles to herself, tail flicking with delight. Her hand trails down, fingers tracing her nook as her ch33ks flush a light Olive gr33n. A small rumble comes from her and you could swear that she was purring as she slowly coaxed out her bulge that wraps around her fingers, already slick. "h33h33, tadaaa~!" The video ends with her reaching for the camera with her fr33 hand.] #nsfw #nsfwe
Now listening on Spotify: True Confession by Mal Hallett and his Orchestra. A curious arrangement, is it not? Lush strings, lingering harmonies, a tempo that carries more than just rhythm. There is intention here, subtle yet deliberate. I find the cadence… agreeable. Perhaps you will, too. Perhaps you will hear in it something you did not expect, or something you recognized immediately. Music, after all, is a language of its own. One that requires no questions, and yet offers answers if one is inclined to listen. Consider this a gentle suggestion for your auditory palette. I trust it will serve as suitable accompaniment to your various endeavors. https://youtu.be/0MptoCt_YFg?si=BaAUj152UviJF-eq
Yes! I LOV--E anc)(ovies.
Absolutely frothing at the mouth about this one, thank you. #EvilSurgery
concept: "hehe what are we doing on the operating table?" ( tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, medicalplay, and all the things your pan jumped to reading that quote, archive rating: M )
She has, yet again, risen https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7792/sample_3e749501a0e770c52edbe2f095084433.jpg?8897147 #nsfw
ive grown up enough to want to set reasonable transition goals for myself but theres a part of myself that still wants to straight up be samus aran
To+ be a lusus is to+ be fierce. I will take no+ shame in being vicio+us to+ pro+tect my clade.
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
calling the zoo to argue with a lofty professional about which animal would win in a fight ill let you know how it goes
ok here y'all go (artist: pumpkinsmut) https://i.postimg.cc/m2jw7F9t/IMG-0186.png #nsfw
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An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
Today, I Saw A Barkbeast. That Has Been The Highlight Of Today.
T⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ᔑリ ╎リᓵ∷ᒷ↸╎ʖꖎ|| b╎⨅ᔑ∷∷ᒷ ∴ᒷʖᓭ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ. ⍑𝙹∴ ᔑᒲ ╎ ᒷ⍊ᒷリ 𝙹リ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖᒷ⊣╎リ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑?
I PER$ONALLY DECLARE THAT THO$E WHO MAKE THEORIE$ ARE NOT IN$ANE AND THAT THEIR THEORIE$ ARE PROBABLY RIGHT!
The low-angle POV betrays me a lot more about you than it should. Beholder or beholden, there is a level of finesse required to pull off a shot like that with any candidness. The lurid longing of the subject to be sought after and gazed upon with exalting eminence. You fascinate me. You are like a specimen. But a prized sort of discovery in that very vein.
Talk about sending mixed signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/575c25d73928.png @freudianSlip
if there are any rainbowdrinkers on the timeline who would be willing to share their experience i have some questions regarding some rumors and in order to provide the most accurate portrayal in my fictions i would like to have these tropes either confirmed or denied thank you ^0^ (tags: rainbowdrinker, venom, arousal venom, blood color taste, flesh temperature, retracting fangs, anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Pe⁻rhaps wave⁻s are⁻ particle⁻s *and* wave⁻s until the⁻y want to not be⁻ one⁻ of those⁻.
waves are waves until they are particles
I have⁻ be⁻e⁻n thinking more⁻ about the⁻ photoe⁻le⁻ctric e⁻ffe⁻ct late⁻ly.
clwns, trolls, humans i wnt dem all <3 #nsfw
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
\) -•-Back in my favorite place.-•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8cec61c2095e.png-•- (/
I See Quite A Few People Yearning And My Sympathy Goes Out To Them Because Me Too Girl Period (Or Whatever It Is That The Humans Say)
gudd niteeee
Counter calling out @coralConviviality for being the biggest girls girl- or shall I say gills gill, I have ever seen. Wonderful night.
You know what? I've got one more for you all, since you've been such dears. [attached an image. Ahdeat hasn't gotten any less naked clothing wise, but now she's posed kneeling on the seat of the throne, a guitar slung over her front that she's playing... not that it hides any of the modesty. Of course, she's also still coated quite thoroughly in that oil.] Also, #nowplaying Frostbite - Parkway Drive #cryogenicradio #oiledup #nsfw
okay- it's pretty late so hopefully not too many people see. #nsfw #magictrick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://files.catbox.moe/pjlyja.png
Also for my own integrity; follow because I am a cute horse https://64.media.tumblr.com/ccf49cb7cd466a3dc6439da2c7fec6ed/f7021bb72a8b76a3-3f/s1280%1920/f4022de7b0d752e8f55b996a20ef92ddfd0e48cb.png
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
Good Light To Everyone Except For The One Who Hated My Last Chitt In That Case Count Your Days Heart Emoji
rapid releasing motivational flyers with several droves of unwanted geese and exclusively aerial bold starting tomorrow
>([everybody wanna #ate until t#ey need a bitc# wit# an encyclopedic knowledge of #entai to evaluate t#e value of t#eir reinassiance era doujin and t#en t#ey send up t#e a#egaosignal for pornman to save da city #nsfw]
------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------ Adult Kanaya, post canon! Not from any particular timeline! Occasional NSFW so tread with caution! (Will be tagged) Mun is an adult + multi-shipper! Very partial to: VrisKan and RoseMary I post art on Tumblr (@rabbitscrxtch) But if it relates to this, may post it here ------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
Y00000000000000000 L00K WHAT I JUST F0UND IN THE FUCKIN W00DS CREEPY BUT I FUCK WITH THE VIBE HTTPS://I.IMGUR.C0M/5FECR9D.PNG 🐺
#nsfw folks nowadays want to get all up 'n arms about all this goonin' stuff, but i don't see what the big idea is! i've been doin' it since the day i got into the crew, y'see, and nobody made a big stink about it then. the boss tells me i'm his fourth most useful goon, and i can't even parade it around without gettin' some unsavory looks. maybe they just don't make goons like they used to.
Dilf at the bar. Life is beautiful once more.
Rainbow Drinker X Civilian Fanfiction
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LOVE TO LOVE HATING THAT I LOVE THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
By popular demand, my ponysona: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff32c8b0ce1e.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The railings in this building I was checking out were not up to code. #nsfw ]
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Psychoanalysis is less fun when you do it about yourself. I simply think there should have been more traumatic events in my childhod to explain the way that I am, because the alternative is it is just my fault, and that feels bothersome as a solution. Surely my mother has to have had more to do with this. I will continue searching. Maybe I have forgotten a scornful past because it was simply too hard to bare?
It's a question you can only truly ask yourslerf.
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
ـــــــ I BEHOLD WITH UTTER DISGUST THE PINKBLOODED SEAFIENDS DESCENDING UPON THIS FORUM, NOT TO ENLIGHTEN, BUT TO PEDDLE! TO REDUCE DISCOURSE TO MERE COMMERCE, AND PUBLIC SPEECH TO A MARKETPLACE OF TRINKETS AND TRIFLES. EVER DO THEY SEEK TO SWELL THEIR PURSES, THESE SHAMELESS PROFITEERS, FATTENING THEMSELVES UPON THE VERY SPACE THAT OUGHT BELONG TO THE PEOPLE! IS THERE NO CORNER THEY WILL NOT CORRUPT WITH THEIR AVARICE? LET IT BE KNOWN: WE SEE THEM, AND WE NAME THEIR VICE FOR WHAT IT IS.
I have been receiving comments about the dancing in my profile picture. I deeply apologize. #GodForbidAWhiteBoyGetALittleFunky
httpzz://cdn.imgchezzt.com/filezz/6121bf0904c9.png juzzt a tazzte? ㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ
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Hatefuck this, hatefuck that; Have you everr looked in theirr eyes and known if you had to die it could only them; and if they had to die only you?? known that nobody else's competition keeps you as rready forr warr as they do?? known that therre was no battle you could not conquerr when in sync with them?? that's loathing, jegus I'm a dorrk, #nsfw #blackrrom
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment
There are very few exceptions to the rule that women deserve to get swept off their feet, and y'know, there's a space in my arms that looks like you'll fit in /juuuuust/ fine. -vμ
sometimes i see the way people chit at others and i imagine someone chitting at me that way and i get so sweaty i need to wipe my hands on my deskside towel to continue working (tags: The Rankmaid/Imaginary Chittr User, sweat, casual flirting, teasing, quadfree flirting, quadfree teasing, tissues in my nose, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
What can I say. I know Im hard to resist.
finding One human hOt is an eXceptiOn but what dO i dO when i find a few hOt? is this nOrmal, chittr XO
I KNOW YOU'RE WITHHOLDING MY MANIFESTO.
Thought I'd Share both versions of this Illustration!!! Cover of my Fic!!! https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae897ba440421485748f395c2a972fab/afcb58e4b95b9062-54/s2048x3072/edbcb1ec151fc2397480c1b79d6f665f69440de0.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/11fa06d230f04d69735a42e0f0ad8950/afcb58e4b95b9062-72/s2048x3072/e4301759ad9792a254eee1200db1898069d59629.png
THE IMPERIAL AGENDA: UTILIZE THE APPETITES OF THE MASSES TO DISTRACT FROM THE RAVAGES OF HEMOLOYALISM UPON YOUR BODY, YOUR THINK-PAN, YOUR SOUL. Think for yourselves, people. Tear your eyes away from the waves of smut and wonder why it is the net's pushing your hand towards your bulge when you could be taking up iron or blade against a system designed to kill you bit by bit. #revolutionary #nsfw #fightback
getting preened gently then fucked hard is where its at if you even care #nsfw
8-> I'M THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF THE RULES.
I have been practicing my breath hold to prepare for some upcoming meetings in seadweller settlements. I'm up to fifteen minutes now.
art for the winner @waningCatastrophe congrats once again i mightve gone a little overboard but arting is cathartic stay tuned for the next raffle post aight we got like three of em lined up i think ((tysvm for the fun times on this site fr yall)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dce9ab3125d.png
wraps my tail around your dick and strokes you off #nsfw
Its Okay Kanaya One Day All Of This Shall Come To Pass
A LITTLE SELF INDUGLEMENT NEVER KILLED ANYONE https://i.pinimg.com/474x/ca/f9/23/caf9231f010330f2deddfebcb4ca2d4e.jpg
love seeing some of the humans on this site. most of the time it's people who i've never seen. other times it's ms.lalonde, or someone that i thought was ms.lalonde but an entirely different one. other times it's someone who looks very close to someone else i know, but i think is different? maybe?
#chittrconfessions sometimes i like eating radioactive food!!! like it makes me feel so warm and tingly and i can bond with bec!!!!! :D
I love my fans.
#nsfw i don't normally hornypost but uhm-- sometimes i kinda just fantasize about getting absolutely dominated in bed by a hot guy @-@ golly i don't know how to verbalize this stuff i'm sorry
Yes, this is a picture of my quite stunning feet. You are welcome. https://i.postimg.cc/PJPD1hJt/IMG-0144.jpg #nsfw
i thlammed my penith in the car door #nsfw
Cast your vote, chat.
=( It's been requested that I provide another one of my coveted #bugs facts. Never one to deny the public clues about our planets "creepy" crawlies, I have a pusher-warming point prepared for you. My cerulean fans may be aware of this one already, but even outside of Lusii-distinct species, centipedes are rather attentive wriggler-rearers. When they lay their eggs, they will bury themselves amongst their young and wrap their long bodies around them to serve as a protective barrier from any ne'er-do-wells. If only my own lusus had been so attentive. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
they will beat each other to death
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/1/a2f1a510c9b7f34fd90d32613693e18997c2d29d.png I seem to have found myself in a bit of a tangle. #nsfw
You can give a troll bread and circuses, but only community can fulfill a person's life. All it takes is being a good neighbor, and from there, we flourish.
i need 2 see more fat bulges #nsfw
im over here slickin my nook i got lubricant on my nook rn im just slickin my shit... im horny as FUUCK giirl im a freak girl like fr #nsfw
SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD DRAIN THE THOUGHTS OUT OF MY PARTNER BECAUSE HE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. #NSFW
I am zo very zmartz https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Smart.gif
you're telling mmmme i have to resist a mmmmean wwwwommmman wwwwith a disarmmmming smmmmile. i'mmmm fucked
good night everyone! i wish i could post "good morning everyone" too, but my mornings are SO BUSY i just dont have time for chittr until rubys off at school
((pawsome i get to talk about vyvanse as roxy ))
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THE EXACT MEDS IM ON LOL
no the plot is there the plot is rping racism........ we need 2 abandon the plot and go home
confession #4: Sometimes, I think that the Crocker fandom is a bit hostile. Making fanfiction with her should be allowed without having people rag on you for not respecting her characterization. I am fully aware of her actual personality, and how she interacts with the pantheon, and that's why she works so well (along with her various serious and funny moments) in my fiction. I know she's not the same person without those personality traits. I get it, I too can be quite strict about adhering to creator canon. But sometimes I just want to be whimsical and play with my Janedoll.
brr pt pmm chhh brr brr pt pmm chh
That's very brave of you, friend. Through adversity do we grow as trolls and people.
yuv ever felt a visral need 2 strip dwn nd ride a hgihblod b4? no? jst me? #nsfw
confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
((I forgot how to spell earth for a second. i kept adding a c. Shoot me dead behind a dennys.))
i feel liek iv heard dat in a devi song ngl
Hurt people hurt people. - Me, probably.
look im sorry i keep bringing your ma up man but like last night i had to set a hard boundary with her and she didnt take it well and shes totally going to take it out you but more importantly me so just brace for impact dude
lady i love you but i have no idea what youre talking about youre still lovely tho keep shaking ass for dollars excellent work #nsfw
OCCASIONALLY KULL SAVING POST NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GOING TO LET YOU DOWN.
yeah, jane's pretty cool!
th way i HAD to zoom in <3 #meow
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
File Garden zmellx very nize https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/AnizzyDefinitive_HSAU.png
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COWARD'$ WAY OUT. IF THEY'RE ANNOYING AND HOT THAT JU$T MEAN$ YOU GET TO FREAK THEM BLACKWAY$-$TYLE.
<] I THINK PEANUT NEEDS TO BE VERIFIED, I NEED TO KNOW IM COMMUNING WITH THE REAL THING[>
Thank you all for your dedication. My appreciation for my constituents knows no bounds. @peaNut and I have reached an agreement, they truly did just enjoy being included. Thank you all. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.52.50%E2%80%AFPM.png
@peaNut Check thiz out! Peekaboo! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784612181269938217/1486527968896352447/AnizzyStarry.png?ex=69c5d48e&is=69c4830e&hm=f7bed46ec60796e799fcb787ea60ccb568f9555d9174e6becdfe6e487f85597f&
=^owo^= A mouth that cannot scream is still a body that must fight. Resist.
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.
Fuck louder.
kissed a girl she gru on me. she called me despicable and i said despicable me? you two.
I updated the family photo. https://files.catbox.moe/klcne4.jpg @ironInfidel @lilShitppeta
selfie i took before the hopital btw https://files.catbox.Moe/uodjzx.png
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated.
The authorities are posted up on every corner. I'm wanted for the cold-blooded annihilation of a submarine sandwich.
=^owo^= Witnessing scripture being written in real time is a treat I did not know I needed. Blessed are the faithful.
slightly closer pic https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762885237298167812/1486522295970299974/20260325_192753.jpg?ex=69c5cf45&is=69c47dc5&hm=6dc03ab82ffab2e1f164a9a8f2c1b6defdcc4dc714e8c9fbe0066df1559d8b84&
> peanut are y0ur act10ns targeted? ♥️ yes ♦️ n0 ♣️ s0mewhat
sunsets lookin real pretty right now https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762885237298167812/1486522295538421892/20260325_192811.jpg?ex=69c5cf45&is=69c47dc5&hm=13e7fed82eeac058d51c40fbb514a0a5f9dd2439d9895123fd4d4021e0115aa9&
You think I care about this? Ask me if I care about this, cause I do. If I had a dollar every time I cared about this, I'd be a rich man, because I care so much.
=^owo^= Yes, it is. Perhaps we could interest you in some literature if you'd like to know more.
=^owo^= we went through the trouble of locating all of her tomes, we have about 70% archives currently. seeing as her existence remains in hushed tones and dark alleyways through troll society, its safe to assume these are all legitimate, as they have all been washed from history intentionally otherwise. hard to fake something noone knows about.
People often ask me why I took a vow of celibacy, and the truth is that I cannot possibly show favoritism when I love all trolls. And the alternative to showing that love equally is, frankly, a concern for my physical health.
"are you sure?" you murmur nervously "go for it" your hands carefully travel up through his hair, reaching up to slowly press into the base of his horns. you watch with attentive eyes as a flush moves over his cheeks "y/n..." "h-... h-huh?" "keep going and youre gonna make me purr" (tags: hornplay, purring, #nsfw, overstim, unexpected softness, vague quad, unlisted quad, fluff, archive rating: T)
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
If being earnest is corny, then life is a-maize-ing.
:33< efurryone knows mario is cool as FUCK :33< but who knows what hes thinking? :33< who knows why he crushes turtles? :33< and why do we think of him as fondly as the mythical (nonexistant) dr pepurr? :33< purrchance
URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: I have made contact with the entity known as SCP-173, and there is no need for alarm. When confronted with this creature, it is imperative you maintain eye contact at all times and back away slowly.
> 0KAY D0N'T L00K AWAY FR0M 1T JUST KEEP STAR1NG AT 1T
Confronting fear is the destiny of a troll. Our destiny.
im a breasticutioner
If you are being accosted by "peanut" please take the needed steps to ensure your safety. Keep your gander bulbs on it at all times and make your way to a major population center. It takes a surprising amount of focus to regulate your blinks while also navigating. For this reason I recommend winking at it instead, so you may wet one while the other is still watching. Ego sum ira Domini.
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.
He⁻ard one⁻ of my the⁻orie⁻s de⁻monstrate⁻d wonde⁻rfully by anothe⁻r scare⁻ntist and would like⁻ to share⁻. Suppose⁻ you have⁻ a cube⁻ e⁻mitting two e⁻qual pulse⁻s of light on the⁻ le⁻ft and right face⁻s, and the⁻ box is moving to the⁻ le⁻ft. The⁻ le⁻ft light is blue⁻shifte⁻d, whe⁻re⁻as the⁻ right light is re⁻dshifte⁻d. The⁻ blue⁻shifte⁻d light carrie⁻s more⁻ mome⁻ntum than the⁻ re⁻dshifte⁻d light, but the⁻ ve⁻locity has not change⁻d. The⁻re⁻fore⁻, the⁻ mass must have⁻ change⁻d in orde⁻r to make⁻ up for the⁻ change⁻ in e⁻ne⁻rgy.
B33 < if its a popcorn ceiling why do people get mad when i start chewing on it
i am evry1's fav Gyaru chick
"Rarity Fighting a Giant Crab" - Cat Milly #nowlistening #devimccallion
Thank you all very much. Your input on this matter is invaluable. Especially after the unfortunate sequence of events that followed at my last performance. Never again shall I make the mistake of allowing someone else to manage any aspects of my career.
:33 < Ok going on a quick #goonsesh :3333 #nsfw #happycat
I suppose I'll repost this now that Chittr is a bit more alive. I would be grateful for your opinions on this garment before I decide whether or not to wear it at my next performance. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
:33 < *sleepy kitten bites a yummy piece of cardboard*
keep horny posting I luv 2 see it #nsfw
alright, alright! the people have spoken (im the people) you get ONE pic, tasteful and everything! get an eyeful before it gets pushed down into my profile forever and ever! comedian nudity, come and get it! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91844d19d719.png
I just got a knock at the door, and my cat started growling? I may need to double-check with the shelter that they didn't give me a dog instead.
could you imagine being the only girl hired at a large corporate building and you are so stupid and tactless that even on your first day you keep dropping things and going into the wrong rooms and youre also much shorter than all the men that work there they just chuckle softly and ruffle your hair or lean down to grab at your cheeks and give you a little shake before going back to their business and also youre just trying to do secretary work but all of the men ask you to go get them things so you fetch things and also youre in the middle of training and the boss of the entire company is there with you and you ask if you could go to the bathroom and he says no (tags: imagine, corporate fantasy, size difference. humanhandling, #nsfw, #nsfwe, f/m/m/m/m/m/m+, caste difference, archive rating: M)
Glubs into t)(e abyss. 38D
-- Normalize Girls Sleeping On The Floor Whereever They Want #theyrejusttired #asgirlstendtobe
:33 < Guys I'm horny *twitches frantically* Please someone stop me from posting! >:3 #nsfw
TH3 GR4ND HIGHBLOOD H4D DIRT ON TH3 COND3SC3, TH4TS WHY SH3 H4D HIM CULL3D R3L34S3 TH3 HIGHBLOOD FIL3S
But of course. First of all, I would recommend reading the entirety of the recipe before you begin. Even simple recipes can include variations in ingredients or technique you may not expect. Second, be certain you've learned how to measure properly-- when measuring liquids, set your measuring cup on a level surface and bend down until you are at eye level with it. Third, avoid over-mixing. It may seem as though you are being thorough to avoid clumps, but over-mixing can drastically affect the texture of your final product. I wish you the best of luck in your baking endeavors.
WELL PERSONALLY I CANNOT WAIT TO WORK TONIGHT IN FACT I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT SO MUCH I AM WORKING AS I LOWER MYSELF INTO MY RECOUPERACOON
[An image is attached. It's a tray of delicately frosted cupcakes sitting on a counter-- blue and purple with frosting to match. They look great... Apart from one that has been thoroughly smushed. Also visible in frame is a black cat with white paws dashing away from the scene of the crime, making an effort to try and kick some of the cake and frosting off of her hind leg.] I've had about enough of this little one, I think.
She found a squirrel. Currently in hot pursuit. #huntress #dog dad #cardio
No.
LOW BLOOD FEMBOYS ARE MORE SUBMISSIVE BUT HIGHBLOOD ONES ARE MORE DOMINANT, CHOOSE YOUR POISON #FEMBOY #NSFW
I thought I'd try one of these "health shakes" that everyone is talking about on social media. Apparently wellness now means willingly drinking something that tastes like lemon, moss, and freshly mowed existential despair. I can only assume the appeal lies in the aesthetic of suffering, as if punishing your taste buds hard enough will ascend your soul to some higher plane of curated self-optimization.
⤐Trap checking. I return later.
It would be lovely if fishnet stockings could be made in such a manner that I don't feel as though I'm endangering them any time I put them on or take them off. One can only dream.
GRAAA HRFGEGAgehfg >:) >:) frrrrrrtthhhjhhhthhthbbhbnnngnhbhbbdsssssss :p
It's fine on red sauce base, you just need to make sure you have the right toppings (and /DO NOT/ add sugar to your red sauce). It requires salty and rich- cheese and a salty meat such as ham or pepperoni are the only solution to this.
⤐M⊕st hated Chittr challenge: Pineapple bel⊕ngs ⊕n pizza.
⤐Challenge accepted.
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me if i was a car https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsygnostalgic_1340/2c7f9af7-7248-49b4-875e-01fdc8c6bf5c
[sweet s1gnless th1s tra1n car smells l1ke sh1t.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/tra1n.png]
i'm so glad for public transit / time to go to work
I guess I need to check my car real quick.
if the color you picked out on purpose to have all your fucking text in requires me to tap at my screen just to see it like im pecking at a game of solitaire on my iphone 8 as a cancer riddled reality warped dementia patient just know im not fucking reading that shit #imnotreadingallthat
scratch that, make it six car bombs. one is going under jane crocker's for hating my chit.
i'm planting five more car bombs today. start your engines with caution.
i don't run this app but i do run this town, so i'm putting in a new rule. no more felt fuckers. i've had enough of you lot. especially crowbar. fuck that guy.
[g0 f0rth, my squeakbeast army.] [https://gam1ngtrend.c0m/c0ntent/1mages/2025/02/p1010478-scaled.jpg]
The⁻ ine⁻rtia of e⁻le⁻ctromagne⁻tic e⁻ne⁻rgy is a ne⁻ce⁻ssary condition for the⁻ ce⁻ntre⁻-of-mass the⁻ore⁻m to hold.
Don't you think you could use a little more of a break? More rest means you'll work more efficiently once you're awake again.
⤐Science is being the basic warri⊕r's stepping st⊕ne. Tr⊕ll Einstein is based.
If you sold dynamite⁻, pe⁻rhaps you would have⁻ wonde⁻re⁻d why the⁻ sticks the⁻mse⁻lve⁻s we⁻igh more⁻ than the⁻ fragme⁻nts afte⁻r the⁻ e⁻xplosion. The⁻ mass diffe⁻re⁻nce⁻ corre⁻late⁻s to e⁻ne⁻rgy. The⁻re⁻ are⁻ discove⁻rie⁻s to be⁻ made⁻ all the⁻ time⁻ in the⁻ right position. You may ve⁻ry we⁻ll be⁻ the⁻ ne⁻xt 'gre⁻at mind'!
⤐L⊕wbl⊕⊕ds kn⊕w better.
I am glad to have⁻ grounds on which to share⁻ my postulate⁻s.
My work is built on the⁻ work of those⁻ be⁻fore⁻ me⁻. I am inde⁻bte⁻d to the⁻ pre⁻vious scholars of Alte⁻rnia.
Bro I Sell Chairs.
The⁻ re⁻lativistic e⁻ne⁻rgy of a syste⁻m de⁻pe⁻nds on both the⁻ re⁻st mass and the⁻ total mome⁻ntum of the⁻ syste⁻m. in such case⁻, E² = (m₀)² * c⁴.
⤐I did n⊕t sleep. I was the marath⊕ning ⊕f Mad⊕ka Magica again. I challenge Kyuubei f⊕r their rights ⊕f the s⊕ul taking.
Although the⁻ me⁻re⁻ly formal conside⁻rations, which we⁻ will ne⁻e⁻d for the⁻ proof, are⁻ alre⁻ady mostly containe⁻d in a work by Troll H. Poincaré, for the⁻ sake⁻ of clarity I will not re⁻ly on that work.
It is my be⁻lie⁻f that (H − E) can only diffe⁻r from the⁻ kine⁻tic e⁻ne⁻rgy K by an additive⁻ constant.
Every time I leave and actually work it's like they multiply.