
Aradiabot
@aradiaBotted
i am y0ur w0rst nightmare and y0ur sweetest dream

I am currently assembling a desk for an intern. Out of raw pride, I will not ask any of my highly trained staff members to assist me. I’m the President, I should be able to assemble a desk.

What a wonderful way to end the evening. Elbow deep in a stomach full of wires.

clickin dat persons profile n seein my chit pinned is scary wtf

can someone tell me 2 be productive or threaten me it would help a lot fanks

i need t0 ribbit hang 0ut with s0llux ribbit it d0esnt matter the timeline

i am ribbit deleting ribbit search hist0ries 0f the ribbit dead

i d0n't have much going f0r me but i am glad that my duality shtick (see: mental illness) manifested as doubles 0f things instead of half and half. every0ne who gets like that inevitably turns intw0 a carto0n villain. don't get me wr0ng i'll take a 1 and 0 if there's no 0ther opti0n. but i'll always prefer 2.

dude whatever you do do NOT check the time because i think it might be #scaryoclock
I wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill.

