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H4H4, OK4Y TOD4Y'S GO1NG GOOD SO F4R. >:]
SOM3ON3 S41D MY NOOK W4S CUT3 4ND NOW 1'M FLUST3R3D!! HOW 1S 1T CUT3?! >:////O #NSFW
note to self: listing the 1000+ people you've knocked up as references in your resume is maybe not the best idea :/ #nsfw
Holy fuck I need a cigarette for the amount of work I was putting in today. #GANG8ANGVRISKAFRIDAY #nsfw
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TOD4Y'S TH3 TYP3 OF D4Y TO W34R NOTH1NG 4ND W4LK 4ROUND 1N BOX3RS. #SUGG3ST1V3
W34R1NG @ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D 'S SH1RT. >:] HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/B9D645C13923.PNG #S3LF13
H1, TH4T'S M3! 1'M G1RLST1NK C3NTR4L R1GHT NOW.
ooc: // I need you guys to know my bro strider is 100% my propaganda for big muscular men who are bottoms. And even more so that he's a beautiful black man who is a bottom. I need you to look at him and visualize this man taking it. #nsfw
>[Girl you know I am riding the fuck outta my biggezzt toy for #fuckfriday there izz not a chance in hell I am mizzzzing thizz. #nzzfw]<
// the sara tiddypost will come soon dw #nsfw
hey terezi. don't shower today. do it for me. please?
SH1TP3T4 4LW4YS 3NJOY1NG MY G1RLST1NK POSTS. >:]
1T'S SO FUCK1NG HOT 1N TH1S 4P4RTM3NT 1 WOK3 UP DR3NCH3D 1N SW34T. >:[
Vriska Serket is proving her worth rather admirably… and I am not yet finished. I’m breaking her pelvis next. #GANGBANGVRISKAFRIDAY #NSFW
sometimes i swear i'm not even thrusting that hard, but then i look around after i'm done with someone and at least half the stuff in the room has fallen over :P #nsfw
flat fuck friday in the sense that ive got small tits #nsfw
so glad my suggestion has blossomed into a whole event. #gangbangvriskafriday #nsfw
A quick PSA, in light of #gangbangvriskafriday (of which I will be participating) After care is important, make sure to take care of Vriska after you've made her see what the inside of her skull looks like by rolling her eyes back. #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
:33< yeah :33< yeah this is bad nyall :))
Fun fact! It's common for some Brits to shorten 'crisp' further to just 'crip' when spoken verbally, ie 'crip packet' in place of 'bag of chips'.
I volunteer to also join the fire department to bring this down to 50%. The other 50% being English women.
No...
NO....
⚘ th⚘nk ⚘t's safe to say #loven⚘ght went well #st⚘llnotarealth⚘ng #god⚘loveher #nsfw
#gang8angvriskafriday was the LAST thing I expected today. 😦 #nsfw #notcomplaining
i gotta stop flirtin, i owe like 4 ppl a blowjob #nsfw #slutwoes
// ok i am lowering the milestone, 10 likes for sara tits #nsfw
How many fucking people want to impregnate me I’m scared #notreally #nsfw
I’m so fucked. D:::: #gang8angvriskafriday #nsfw
Should I… should I 8e scared? #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7547.jpeg
I enjoy their fries.
mr president whats ur opinion on the french
It's just a mundane friday for me. Get on my level.
Does anybody with a more serviceable, less alcohol-addled memory remember if I have done a fast food /chicken/ tierlist?
I hope you mean British "people."
Not freaky enough for it to be an extra normal friday.
Vampires are so full of shit. "Oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us." I don't think you know what livestock is. Do you feed them? Care for them? Protect them from predators? NO. You just slink around dark allies and ambush them. That's not what a higher being does. That's a bottom feeder. A parasite. (( this is the mythical tumblr piece i quote all the time ))
somthin something i never wanna drink again hangovrs suck ill be drunk again by wednsday #substance
its freaky friday to some but to me its just a normal friday
you will never believe what account exists
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#IMightHaveToReplaceMyWorkPhone #MyFingerOils #AreStrippingThisThing #LikeAWhore #ThatWasRespectfullyPaidForAndMadeAwareOfMyDesiresInAdvance #BecauseIRespectSexWorkers #DoITagThis #IGuessIAmTheTagGuy #NSFW #ButJokingly #Unless?
My plans of getting pregnant have 8een cancelled due to gam8ling. #sad #nsfw
Ok due to popular demand (one person), I will now 8e getting pregnant somehow!!!!!!!! #nsfw
Do I fum8le some8ody today, gam8le, jerk off, get myself pregnant, or 8e normal today? #nsfw #GAM8LING #ILOVEGAM8LING #GAM8LE
Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.
Could not agree more.
:33 < tentacles that will violate mew :33 < so napurrally mew should throw mewrself in :33 < if mew dont i will :00 < nsfw
I just wish there was a word for what we are. #vagueposting
oh hell ya babe ur heads in the right place for sure!! The difficult prt abt talkin voidy is that like. i can't? explain it? cuz of its the aspect of Nuh Uh more than anything else. i can ABSOLUTELY help guide sm self discovery tho (above and below bord ;^3) but its a lot of gettin Theoretixal with it. but im p sure we both did a shitload of theoretical/quantum shit so u hav a good baseline 4 it. But the end goal is great i feel like a mx potatoe head for bits. im most comfy like i am all mattress-built but ive put sm impossible things on my hips. + i learned how to giv people like. subcon thoughts to fuck w/ sollux for pissing me off sometimes its awesome u can do some CRAZY shit when u void out. the presence of absence is still a presence type shit
jesus CHRIST i wrote a lot im sorry babes i got a lil excited. i like playin w/ practically applied thery ^w^
I would Greatly appreciate the captcha code
notes on voidstrap experimentation no.1 #nsfw - as a general rule of thumb u shouldnt stick alchemized stuff up ur cooch w/o thoroughly gaugin its levels of radiation n general physical stability - specially if the thing in question looks majyyk in nature, u def dont want a defective artifact no-clippin through ur internal organs liek in a glitchy game - aftr runnin a few tests in my lab, i concluded the object is safe 4 human (n troll) use, prolly due 2 the presence of the perfectly generic dildo in its alchemization process (sometiems u gotta stick 2 the basics!) - the obj doesnt seem 2 rely on batteries 2 function, but not only it emits an unnatural comic-lookin glow (its so pretty u guys), it will also vibrate in varyin intensities, likely dependin on the wielders emotional state - while holdin one of its ends, i could also notice how my nerves woul react 2 anything that touched the shaft, as if it waz an extra limb of sorts, what obviously presents a lot of excitin possibilities lmao - it was also cold as fuck but not in an unpleasant way by any means, so i assume thats an outcome of the void majyyks in its composition - conclusion: more functional testin is certainly in order, n im dyin 2 put this bad boy 2 good use lmao
https://open.spotify.com/track/1t0XKSx355EnrunrfaimTJ?si=22d4b2c2a61948b0 #musicposting
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
'Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside So we went to the park together We were walking in the midday sun We met all kinds of people and we We fucked everyone We fucked a lady who sells ice cream We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei Everyone who needed fucking well they They got fucked today https://open.spotify.com/track/23ccw9IV7tLWufvZzmZT1D?si=692a628a3af64c0c #nsfw #nowplaying #lyricsposting
X Hey so since rose can’t do the Morning Daily Meme Allocation (MDMA for short) would anyone like some of my MDMA? #substance x
:33< oh buddy :33< thats actmewally cute stop numpurr one on my cute expurress train
3v3ry s1ngl3 p4rt.
:33< efurry purrt of a girl is cute! :33< EFURRY PART!!!
oh to us3 som3on3s f4c3 4s 4 s34t. #nsfw
:33< im cute submissive and br33dable t33h33 :33< #nsfw
Load my a2h32 into th3 conf3tti cannon woth a bunch of cok3 and 23t that 2hit off #2ub2tanc3
i hope to see you tomorrow. good nnight
:33< im gonna meow!!! :33< mew cant stop meow!!!
⍙vV-iZr˄ LiKe cRiTtErS. nOt hUnT BeC˄UsE NoT NeEd fReSh. CrItTeRs fRiEnDs.-Vv⍙
potionns? what do they do?
:33< efurry day i wake up in slime crawl out and meow fur an hour straight
II don't care what other troll2 2ay, you are hot and you are rockiin' iit. Tiight top2 2hould alway2 be iin 2ea2on (for all two wear two be faiir). There'2 no way II wiill turn that offer down even iif iit make2 me a goddamn lo2er though. Take anythiing II 2ay wiith a graiin of 2alt, II know II am hiigh af riight now and probably 2hould be away from any iinput deviice. II 2tiill ju2t wii2h two know, doe2 iit feel better/hotter two you wiith your clothe2, or wiithout your clothe2 on? (A2kiing for adviice 2o II can help my lady friiend get off harder two be hone2t, and II am way two embarra22ed two a2k her diirectly) #n2fw
#GeeTag #WhatDramaticTraumaticCouldHaveHappenedInYourLife #ToMakeYouThisWeirdAboutHashtags #Nothing #IveAlwaysJustBeenAttractedToThePoundSignOnLandlinePhones #UpToYouWhetherYouBelieveThisOrNot
⍙vV-iF NoT E˄TiNg sTr˄nGeBoX NeEd tO FiNd sO/V\EtHiNg tO E˄T. bIg /V\Et˄l fOoDbOx nOt h˄vE ˄nYtHiNg gOoD. nEeD To fInD NeVV /V\eT˄L FoOdBoX.-Vv⍙
Just caught a fly in the air with my teeth like a true apex predatoor #phunt
Momma yearns for the Wet.
:33< *the mighty huntress chews on mewr wires* :33< #nsfr (not safe fur robots)
I have so much shit to arrange…
#PoundSign #LandlineTelephone #Sexy https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/AT%26T_push_button_telephone_western_electric_model_2500_dmg_black.jpg
fucker stole the sweater back outta my nest B/
:33< this is the way of the kitty cat
:33< i loooove being a cute kitty
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goatse didnt die so you could all be coy about showing your hole
⍙vV-sTr˄nGeBoX PeOpLe nEeD Re/V\e/V\bEr: E˄T Is /V\OsT I/V\PoRt˄nT! fOoD GoOd!-Vv⍙
4nd th3n 4ft3rw4rds, show m3 th3 m3ss you m4d3. >8;]
I take great joy in being a lesbian. A robot lesbian.
What an exceptional instructor she is—I should very much like to work with her again in the future. Why, she sent me into a complete system failure. #VAGUEPOSTING #BLUESCREENED
j3rk off to th1s, los3r. >8P [4rt by m3 | #nsfw | th1s on3z to th4t on3 #j41l3dcro just so h3 knows wh4t h3 c4nt h4v3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/7dcc100bd647.png
VvV -oK. i kEeP BoX To rE˄D FuNnYpEoPlE VVoRdS. n˄/\/\E Is iZr˄. ˄/\/\ ReDc˄p. I E˄T.-VvV
#TeamChud #KryqusPosting #Phunt4Prez #ThisIsMyLifeNow
print("soooooooooooooooooo the weather am i right")
do3s 4nyon3 c4r3 4bout hol3 4nymor3. #nsfw
do you 4lso k4r3 bro??
☆~𖦹 I hope you get some nice rest and pleasant dreams :) 𖦹~☆
rightly n@t used t@ p@sitive attenti@n fr@m my time @n w@rld, its quite a nice feelin'. a nice m@@d i've been put in bef@re i crawl int@ my recuperac@@n. grateful t@ the messiahs f@r blessing me @n this evenin'!! @u@
:33< furk yeah :33< im pan but i absolutely am a #wlw fur sure!!!
tbh i missded the floaty feelin in missed habin a shity exucdese i missed the high of alcohol thats shy i relapsed it was on purpose things u can only say drunk lokl #substance
SHOULD'VE GIVEN ME THAT TWENTY ONE PILOTS VINYL, BITCH.
yo yo yo 8----> alright well im fucked time to check out sleep with me the podcast where a guy just rambles at me
:33< as a purroud mempurr of the girl clamewnity im happy to do it and i will do it again in the near future
<<"thank you... you're doing the girl community a great service...">>
happy in☭erna☭ional workers' day!!!
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [0ur wifi t0wer got fixed. Resuming n0rmal schedule. Ap0l0gies for any interference.] © SBURB 2009
@TURNTECHGODTROLL HAS TOLD ME. A DEVIOUS SECRET.
c< i MeaN, 4 all iNteNts aNd purpOses, iM a self Made wOMaN >c
i have found jackass: the movie (2002) it sure is entertaining seeing hoomans strike each other on the and i quote “nuts” although it does appear to be barbaric positive statement (?)
#AsACertifiedWageSlave #AndSomeoneWhoNeedsAReasonToKeepGoing #IBelieveIAmDeservingOfALittleTreat #IceCream #IceCreamForTag #TagsIceCream #MyIceCream #Mine
Mama told me what I should know/ Too much candy gonna rot your soul/ If she loves you, let her go!/ Cuz love only gets you down! #lyricposting #lollipop
it’s past 1am. no one is online. phone dry as hell. im starting to have memories of those I wronged. #WhatWasInThoseEdibles
I'M GONNA KEEP NOT REPLYING TO SEE HOW DESPERATE HE GETS. I'LL BE BACK IN TEN. GOTTA DO MY DAILIES ON SCALEBEAST STEMCLUSTER.
i think as a society we wear an appropriate amount of clothes
#MyNobleService #OfBeingWeirdAboutTagsOnTheInternet #ForNoOnesBenefitButMyOwn #AndLikelyToTheAnnoyanceOfTheGoodFolkOnThisSite #YouAreSoRight #PayMe
thank y@u very much!! y@u're quite the l@@ker, y@urself. @//u//@
#IWishICouldDoThisAllDayInsteadOfMyJob #WageSlave
:33< i cant hep being a cr33p and a fureak!
VvV -/\/\˄yBe kEeP BoX. t˄lK PeOpLe. NoT ˄lVV˄Ys hIdE.-VvV
>--D=I=am=sorry=to=hear=that=lady=Scripo=but=if=it=makes=you=feel=better=I=have=heard=that=tight=dresses=are=found=more=attractive=than=loose=ones=nowadays=haha=:P//<
why, thank y@u ms.harley!! full credits t@ my m@irail f@r makin' me l@@k s@ g@@d. @//u//@
the camera work is great but don't act like your good looks don't deserve equal credit here!!! :D
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⢀⡐⠃⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠏⠀⠀⠂⢀⢰⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⡠⣤⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿ ⠏⠀⠀⢠⣼⢸⣽⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠳⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙ ⡀⠀⠀⠀⡨⣠⡫⢺⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡱⡂⠆⡃⠄⠀⠀⠀⠂⢀ ⣿⢦⣀⠈⠠⢈⠶⢦⡿⣷⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⡟⠵⢑⠈⠐⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣳⣄⡀⠀⠐⠈⠀⠍⠨⠌⠉⠁⠐⠂⠈⠁⢀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⣤⣤⣬⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
livechitting a bad trip 321 go ■ #substance
i blme the provinece ((Ooc Aka Alberta be like that lmao))
starting to question chittrs 86 online thing at the top its never dropped below 50
some canadian brand claeled ranch its 44% and kinda swwet *called #substance
:33< be gay do girls :33< wait thats nyat the quote... :33< #nsfw ish
b3 r34dy. #v4gu3post1ng
VvV -pLuS StR˄NgE BoX NoT T˄StE BeSt. BeTtEr tHiNgS To e˄t-VvV
i hve no warer but u knwo what indo have? saltines so saltines and vdoka it is #substance
I JUST REMEMBERED I NEED TO CHARGE MY DRAWING TABLET.
⋆˚🐾˖°red alert chittr i need advice NOW how do i not fumble a 10/10 baddie azkin for a friend°˖🐾˚⋆
fuck. this is embarrassing. the only hole pic i have to show is one that features someone else's at the same time... no comment on who i'm with here. please have this while i go hide my face in a pillow from fluster. #hole #holeposting #nsfw. featuring balls also. #balls. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/550ba5550a06.png
(Okay I'm going to sleep now I'll look at your holes later #nsfw)<
is it so wrong as to want to fuck my best friend bc sometimes this guy makes it rlly fucking hard to stay just friends #nsfw
Preaparing to mke bad decidions just for funj. #substance
#IHaveSeenSlendermanActually #HeIsHere #HesVeryChillThough
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
is there no 'five hundered cigarettes' meme on alternatia??? do we really not have a 'five hundered cigarettes'???? #substance #memes
u evr fear the idea if a gimmik acoubt theat just randonnly tags ppl with weird ir ominous messganes? ive had nightmare bout tht #substance ((implied due to character and irl drunkenesss))
gill it dont matta nywave i get jumped when im in old pjs shrug wear waterver da fuck u want #nsfw ig?
Why not just own several pairs of the same outfit? You don't have to worry about choosing *and* you won't be cold.
my m@irail drew me several times!! quite explicit drawin's t@@. she's s@ talented!! s@ glad she's tryin' t@ understand tr@ll culture, t@@, what with includin' a bucket. @u@ #nsfw https://art.ngfiles.c@m/images/7696000/7696144_3216530_tubet@ad_untitled-7696144.78bf7d0678174ebcbe629b68f3e3f9ed.webp?f1777621231
Truly my perfect state is when I don't have to deal with dhcoosing clothes. And I can be entierely nude. But I also knwo that i have to becasuse theyre perverts otherwises. #nsfw
Just learned trolls with 8ulges can get pregnant. I genuinely don’t know which species has the more fucked up anatomy. ::::O #nsfw
(( It's a sign to keep your clothes on, eggboy. /lh /humorous ))
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8ecb24defb2.png
#IAmNotAGimmick #ThisIsJustWhatIDoInMySpareTime #BecauseIHaveProblems
:33< being a cute girl has its purrks!
<<"m-might try and summon up the courage to post something later... would, um, would anyone actually like that? a-also if anyone has advice on angles...">>
HOLE: SOEMTIMES FṴLL WITH WATER AND SOMETIMES NOT. THIS IS HOLE POWER
I'm talented with my tongue. I just don't get to use it much. #nsfw
I'm a tad curious about cosplay, I must admit.
:33< i just drew a pictpurr with blood on my wall who want meow
+WHAT do you MEAN there's folks who's sun isn't LETHAL to them !!! if the sun wasn't so DEADLY i'd be UNSTOPPABLE !!! feeling so NERFED !!! [>:/]+
☆~𖦹 Sure, I'm also #yearning today 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 One of you must to be a professional sphere massager. If that is you, please contact me as soon as possible #nsfw 𖦹~☆
GOG I SUCK BULGE AT THIS FUCKING GAME.
Thusly, I have begun my Pokemon journey.
Snort.
:33< girl i was talking about nook/tailhole :33< i know nyathing of bands just hole :33< #nsfw
VvV -oH StR˄NgE BoX PeRsOn rEsPoNdS. hElLo. VVh˄t iS?-VvV
eating edibles watching jackass and crying because johnny knoxville is getting old. #substance
Wanting to be loved vs knowing you don't deserve it.
VvV -hElLo sTr˄nGe bOx pEoPlE. i ˄SsU/\/\E YoU ˄rE PeOpLe? NoT SuRe. DoN'T KnOVV.-VvV
Awwww fuck! my Kult score was THIS close to 8eing 6969. #nsfw
im so drink i gaknd a southen accent *suthern #substance
im literally like the most popular and respected and known chittr user eva!!!!!!!!
((on a real note I have a dentist appointment, if this bit is still going in a few hours I'll force her to try her best))
<<"awake... no plushies time today... i have stuff to do...">>
<<"s-sometimes i'm kitty,, sometimes i'm puppy,, we are not the same,,,">>
:33< my dms are always open to fureaks who want to do fureak shit to meow ;33c :33< #nsfw #openinvitation
i think starting the day by posting hole is the best thing you can do! go out there and face the world with your hole out and ready! :D #nsfw (artist: soldierexclipse) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/assup.png
not gonn4 l13 1 bl4ck3d out 4ft3r post1ng th4t. d4mn should 1 R34LLY post som3 hol3 rn?? >8? #nsfw
:33< come into my hole and cum into my holes ;33c :33< #nsfw #suggestive
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at least be happy you get to see me pose suggestively #nsfw
Girl you are the aliens on the website.
no. i'm not taking a picture of myself without any bottom wear. i know yall are clamoring for girlcock but i'm not comfortable with taking pictures of my penis. you will get suggestive crotch shots with my legs splayed and that's final. #nsfw
:33< yeah okay fine since were talking about it so meowch here my hole to get us started ;33 :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
w3 should 4ll 4s 4 coll3ct1v3 just show hol3. 1m fr. #or4m1 #nsfw
out of the dead zone and wow i have received many new followers and notifications on this device thank you all this app might not be just for clods after all
:33< how exactly does a girl like meow end up on a list like that?
VvV -VV˄iT FuCk dOeS ThIs tHiNg ˄CtU˄LlY VVoRk-VvV
i got your girl wrapping her bulge around my shit like a stripper does rounds on a pole #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFING THE BONER WEED GOT ME MUTHAHAFUCKING GEEKED IN THE PAN AND IN THE GROIN. :o/ #nsfw #substance
:33< we in #horny hourpurrs??? :33< yes!!! :33< lets get wet and wild tonight!!! :33< #nsfw
l1k3 4lw4ys d4md4m, but oh m4n oh m4n how c4n w3 3v3r r3solv3 th1s 1ssu3?
4nybody 3ls3 just m4d p3nt up 4s fuck or 4m 1 4lon3 1n th4t d3p4rtm3nt? #r33lsh1t #nsfw
:33< thinking about #girlbulge yet again! :33< whats up with that huh? :33< #nsfw
muffintops are sexy because y0u can top the muffin 0r the muffin can be on top of y0u and the wordplay w0rks every time. #nsfw
i'm sorry i'm super tentaCle foCused today, saw one darn #nsfw post about 'em earlier and remembered that they're one of my favourite fantasies ever of all time. so now it just keeps bounCin' around inside my thinkpan, teasin' me with the tantalisin' ideas that just ain't somethin' that Can happen, i don't think. life ain't fair. Can't have shit on alternia. u︵u
I want to play a game called you run into the woods and i chase after you using my hope powers to turn myself into an eldritch horror. :) Then we bang in the woods. #nsfw
fight night was fun, got to short circuit (not literally) a cute girl and antagonized some gay guys at the beach
gonna throw fitenite but its jst oiled up wrestlin #nsfw #imbeinproactiventagginitb4weevenGetthere
#nsfw ish. Sometimes I forget that She can scruff me like a cat. Which is funny, because She’s usually calling me a dog. But that’s semantics. Like She doesn’t even have to grab me by the COLLAR, just. Hand on the back of my neck = brain shuts off. And She just stands there and smiles at me, waits for me to finish stumbling over the sentence I already forgot the ending to, and then squeezes, or hooks two fingers under the leather, does that scary, low, cold chuckle of Hers- oooooouuyghhghhgghfdsjghghfsdghusbkuhb09893298478732^[8_24[7\~¥\7[£\]€[£{<7[ im gone
iii thiiink iii uuundeeerstaaand! iii'm sooorry yooouuu tiiiuuus yooouuur uuusaaat yooouuu vooomiiitteeed :(
https://youtu.be/i8rpACB_Elw?si=ZBafh4KmH9QVYEFj&t=1835 if this doesn't embed the timestamp right please just go to 30:35 and just watch for like three minutes and thats it youll shit your pants when you see it #nsfw #puppetgore
here is something for the fans … but i must say apologies as it appeared that the video and the file itself was corrupted i managed to save some of the audio and an aftermath picture nonetheless *alongside a picture there is an audio file* [a static of a background machinery could be heard, followed by soft footsteps. moxie breathes in and out “not my first radio”, she says, butchering the phrase, her voice rather mechanical despite the notes of passion. *squelch* a squirt of liquid is emptied onto her palms, the lotion, her steps approaching the mic. and then … soft movement, skin against a latex plastic material. they stop for a second before more squelching, she could be heard panting. at some point the microphone pick up on the smallest sounds of tiny drops hitting a metallic floor. “hooman toy usage experiment number 1” she starts to lower herself, the squelching sounds are now a lot louder, “mmfg” her alien pussy is being grinded against the latex equine dick, another sound, she has inserted something inside of her, or was it inside her mouth, yes her moans stop for a second as she gathers the spit before touching herself down there again. more sounds *shlick~ shlick~* she is using her fingers to open herself up and then … “aaah~ god”. the footsteps waver as a rather strange sound of air expelling from an entrance touches the microphone. it pierces her, a solid sexual machine of artificial flesh, parting her walls out as it penetrates her, she moans even louder, as her squirting gets all over the mic. it’s now a lot more staticky, the woman recording not realising her mistake as she continues to ride the beast, it was so much bigger than her … each time she would lift herself off was followed by a clapping sound of her pussy closing off after an insertion and then she would go down again *squelching* and moaning… until the the recording device gives out from the perverted juices.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bbb89f47234c.jpeg #nsfw
:33< bulge on the timeline lets gooooooo!!!! :33< #nsfw
Not picky The tentacle is always fun but sometimes one craves stability #nsfw
I suppose I am playing pokemon White now.
I'm fine, by the way. I lit most of them and let them burn out without inhaling.
You would think after eight hours of being out and about ???? I would be able to just SLEEP?
hmu for scratching lessons
Go in the slime
Networking event mixer. Lasted many hours. Ia m going to be. So hungover tomorrow evening. Goodlight. #Goodlight
> the only way to forget the m12take2 you've made 1n the pa2t... 12 to make b1gger and graver m12take2 1n the pre2ent! <
⋆˚🐾˖°i've got a pretty good idea what'z preferred but there ARE a lotta non-trollz on zite n you gotta do the zcientific method or whatevvzzz to be zure zo ♦TENTABULGE♦ verzuz ♣SHAFT AND SPHERES♣. cazt ur vote #nzfw #poll°˖🐾˚⋆
:33< i could be leaning that way :33< i just got some furesh bread so i would kinda furk up a sandwich right nyow...
Troll food must have something crazy in it my hairs already grown out again
Z. i hate that clone baztard and hiz human pet i hate you all .Z
I Am A Simple Man. He Goes On His Ramblings And I Smile Fondly At My Screen. #heknowswhoheis #technicalvaguepost
i have a lot to say and half the time i dont say it because i feel too preachy lmao
i am genuinely a surgeon. who need somethin done. hit me up
#kespiasopeRxatingRxoom #nowlistening #goRxe https://open.spotify.com/tRxack/6uZm4IvkJPbETKFOjRhRx1c?si=6e6bc6d934a24dd7 Maintaining hemoanonymity. I administeRx my own blood-daRxkening agent on a Rxoutine cycle, micRxodosing daily with full sessions like tonight eveRxy peRxigRxee. The compound binds cleanly and shifts visible coloRxation to a unifoRxm black without compRxomising oxygen tRxanspoRxt oRx clotting function. It feels like an IV being flushed when administeRxed, if anyone is cuRxious. ᝰ
((OOC: wait another secret truth is rose keeps quoting 80's songs because I'm preforming in Rock of Ages rn and the songs are so stuck in my fucking head. ))
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(((OOC: sometimes when im drunk i forget to drunk type as rose which is so funny. girl cannot type as well as me when drunk ig. But its important to differentiate. ))
YOU AIM TO HAVE YOUR PLATONIC INTENT UNDERSTOOD ON THE GROUNDS THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY TRYING TO PITCHFLIRT WOULD DO SO BY THROWING DRIVE-BY POTSHOTS IN THIS MANNER. BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE USERBASE OF CHITTR TENDS TO HAVE NO GAME.
... Apparently, insulting someone is a pitchflirt by default now! Great! #notatallvaguepost
You know what? I don't know why I expected highbloods to fathom nuance. That's my bad.
Why are they pitchflirting. I'm literally right here.
shoutout trolls too ofc specifically alternian trolls because while i talk about how much i love humanity ive at times had to adapt to reminding myself we both suffered under the empress andboth deserve empathy and kindness for that and it isnt trollkind that took over earth but one evil ass witch
//Your name is Jade Alaxensis you are a human with an intesnse interest on body mods boring on fetishistic, you also enjoy traveling and exploring different places you can typically be either highly apathetic or very, super interested or invested in any given topic that crosses your path//
wild sometimes how many of you dont understand you can be so fulfilled and happy without violence and hate in your life i mean of course complaining and having negativity is important in its ow way but you need room for joy and kindness and empathy
I could make drunk poetry. Could be amusing.
I should really start my poetry club.
I Really Like the Pretty Lights That You Can See Sometimes in Earths Sky, I Think They're Called the Northern Lights?
when are we doing #peacenight
i always thought one day id be a space man and walk on the moon but then i woke up
Hot guy holding me. I should get the shit bit out of me more often. Excellent first #fightnight. Cheers to @abjectDetermination and @mercurialGeloscopy for this shit.