ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEPHILES, CINEASTES, CINEMANIACS, AND ANY OTHER VACUOUS SHITWIGGLER EVER TO SQUEAK TOGETHER THE SPONGECELLS TO HIT "FOLLOW" ON THE #ABCC AND #WATCHPARTY TAGS. THIS IS YOUR *ORIGINAL* #ABCC-FILMLEADER SPEAKING. GOOD GALVANIC GRUBSHIT, AM I EXCITED TO WATCH THIS ONE AGAIN. THE CULMINATING FINAL FEATURE OF #MEATWEEK. A FILM WHOSE MEAT IS NOT ONLY IN ITS RIVETING PRACTICAL EFFECTS OR ITS EXPLORATION OF VISCERA AS THE MEDIUM OF THE DIVINE, PROFANED BY MAN — BUT IN THE SHEER VOLUME OF ITS SATISFYING, JUICY NARRATIVE SUBSTANCE, HATCHED FIRST BY A VISIONARY IN THE PRIME OF HER YOUTH AND REIMAGINED BY A CULTURAL LUSUS FIGURE IN HIS SUNSET SWEEPS. DEL TORO'S UNQUESTIONABLE MAGNUM OPUS. HIS FINAL HORCRUX. THE PORTRAIT OF DORIAN GRAY THAT EMBODIES HIS MORBID, GRINNING, CHICANEROUS SOUL. HIS LOVE LETTER — YES, IT'S A ROMANCE FOR THIS REASON, AMONG OTHERS — TO HUMAN MARY SHELLEY HERSELF. THE MODERN PROMETHEUS. TONIGHT, FOR #ABCC-PST, I WILL BE RETURNING TO MY FILMLEADERLY DUTIES AT THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB TO HOST GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S 2025 ADAPTATION OF FRANKENSTEIN. THIS FILM IS RATED R (RIP THIS TOWN A NEW WASTE CHUTE) FOR SOME GRISLY, FLAGRANTLY #NSFW VISUALS AND SEVERE #VIOLENCE. FULL CONTENT WARNING BELOW THE CUT. REMINDER THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE #SUBSTANCE NIGHT FOR *EVERY* FRIDAY ABCC SHOWTIME (SEE: TAKE SOME FUCKING INITIATIVE AND HOST YOUR OWN, BELOW), BUT I'M HOSTING THIS ONE. SO IT'S SUBSTANCE NIGHT. GET SUBSTANCED ABOUT IT, IF YOU WANT. GO CRAZY, GO SHITHIVE MAGGOTS. WE'LL BE STARTING AT 7 PM PST SHARP AT THE FLAGSHIP LINK [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ] [SPONSORED BY FELLOW ABCC FILMLEADER AND SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY SPONSOR, LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX @XXSCENEGRLXX ]. HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR AND #ABCC-PST TAGS DURING AND AFTER THE FILM TO YAP TO YOUR PUSHER'S CONTENT ABOUT ALL YOUR RIVETING THOUGHTS ON THIS HONEST-TO-MOTHERGRUB GEM OF MODERN STORYTELLING. TRUST ME. THIS IS THE ONE YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS. AND IN THE EVENT THAT THE STREAM IS FULL TO BURSTING WITH OUR RA, SEE THE ABCC WEBSITE ON HOW TO HOST YOUR OWN. IF THERE WAS EVER A REASON TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE OF ABCC FILMLEADERSHIP, THIS WOULD BE IT. QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? MOVIE SUGGESTIONS? EITHER SHOVE THEM UP YOUR CHUTE, OR SHOVE THEM IN THE ABCC SUGGESTION BOX/OUR MAILBOX, IF YOU GIVE A SHIT. FEEL FREE TO JOIN THE DISCUSSION ROOM (ABCC FILM CLUB) HOSTED BY MY BARELY TOLERABLE CO-LEADER @CREATICGOETICIST VIA THE LINK BELOW, AFTER THE SHOWING. NOW GO. GET IN THE COMMENTS. RSVP WHILE YOU STILL CAN, YOU DUMBFUCKS. SEATS WILL FLY FAST. THIS IS ONE OF THE BIG ONES. SO ONCE MORE. WITH FEELING. #GETIN.
:33< *ac pounces on this post* im in!!!
:33< yes yes yes!!! :33< purrrlease we miss mew
1 W1LL DO MY B3ST! 1 M1SS YOU GUYS TOO!
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IT'S BEEN TOO LONG. I'M THROWING AS MUCH LEADERLY FUEL AS I CAN SHOVEL INTO WHATEVER FIRE I HAVE TO LIGHT UNDER YOUR ASS TO GET YOU HERE. YES. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES.
H3H3H3! GOSH! 1T'S N1C3 TO KNOW /TH3/ K4RK4T V4NT4S M1SS3D MY 4SS TOO... H3H, 1'LL DO MY B3ST JUST P1NG M3 WH3N 1T'S T1M3, DUD3! >:]
I Will Attend This One, Tolight.
SO DARKSO ELDRAN FINALLY SWINGS BY MY HUMBLE, DUSTY CORNER OF PARADOX SPACE. UNSURPRISING THAT YOU SHOULD SHOW UP FOR THE MOVIE MADE BY THE FUCKING COSTUME PORN DIRECTOR. EAT YOUR FRILLY PUSHER OUT, YOU FOPPISH LITTLE STITCHWITCH. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS THE ONE TO COME TO. SEE YOU THERE.
Such A Way With Words You Have, Karkat; You Should Save Your Monologuing For The Intro Of Tolight's Viewing. See You. #amused
ALRIGHT, #ABCC. #GETIN. https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc