#abcc-pst
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. BEFORE FuCKSTuPID SLANDER HIT THE TIMELINE. SO CALLOuSLY STuPID IN FACT. SO VACuOuSLY DuMBFuCKERY RIFE. SO INSIPID AND TERMINALLY IDIOTIC. SO. PREDICTABLY AND PATENTLY OFFENSIVE. THAT IT WOuLD MERIT A RESPONSE. FROM THE HIGHEST AuTHORITY IN ALL THE FELT. BLAME IT ON THE DRINKS. BLAME IT ON THE #SuBSTANCE YOu CONSuMED. BLAME IT EVEN ON THE SPINE SHEDDINGLY TERRIFIC TIMOROuSNESS THAT MY LOOMING. ALL INSPIRING PRESENCE AFFORDS YOu. BuT DO NOT DARE THINK FOR ONE SECOND I WILL ALLOW THE LOT OF YOu. TO BLAME IT ON uNAPOLOGETIC AND uNAVOIDABLE IGNORANCE. AS WE ALL KNOW. KNOWING THIN...Read more
I SWEAR I'M NOT SAYING THIS JUST BECAUSE I'M #SUBSTANCED TO HIGH HELL. I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THIS. LET IT BE KNOWN. LET THE WORLD FUCKING KNOW. THE MAIN ANTAGONIST OF SHERLOCK GNOMES IS @caliBorn. IF YOU THINK I'M WRONG, I WILL FORWARD YOU THE FUCKING MOVIE. DEAD ASS. #ABCC-PST #ABCC-CHATTR
FUN FACT: FEMALE GNOMES CAN TELEPORT IF THEY'RE RIGHTEOUSLY ANGERED BY A MARITAL SPAT. STILL HATE IT HERE. KICK IN FASTER, #SUBSTANCE. #ABCC-PST #ABCC-CHATTR
SIGH. OKAY. I GUESS THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING, NOW. MY LEAST ENTHUSIASTIC #GETIN OF ALL TIME, TRULY. #ABCC-PST #ABCC-CHATTR
Gnomeo and Juliet down. Now we look upon the horizon of Sherlock Gnomes for #ABCC-PST
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SHITMONGRELS OF CHITTR DOT ING. THIS IS THE LEADER OF #ABCC SPEAKING. ONCE AGAIN, DESPITE ALL MY CAREFUL INSTRUCTIONS, THE STEWARDSHIP OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB AND ALL ITS GLORY FALLS TO ME. WHICH I'M HONESTLY FINE WITH, BECAUSE WHO BUT THE LEADER OF FUCKING EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME IS GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE AROUND HERE IF I DON'T LEAD BY EXAMPLE. SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAY AND HOW I SAY IT. I WILL BE HOSTING THE #ABCC-PST #WATCHPARTY OF: SHERLOCK GNOMES. I KNOW. I WOULD HURL MYSELF HORNFIRST INTO THE OPEN HOPPER OF A WOODCHIPPER BEFORE I SAT...Read more
IT'S BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I DID THIS. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITGLOBES, ARE YOU IN FOR ONE. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS THE LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB SPEAKING. LET'S JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE SOMETHING. IT'S BEEN A DAMN LONG WAY HERE. FROM SHITTY, IMPROMPTU WATCH PARTIES THAT CLAWED THEIR WAY OUT OF THE DIGITAL LOAM LIKE THE DAYWALKERS OF YORE TO THE SINGLE MOST ACTIVE TAG I'M DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR, #ABCC HAS BEEN A WILD FUCKING RIDE. SO WILD THAT AGAINST MY BEST WISHES, THOUGH I FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO HANG ONTO MY SWEET, ...Read more