IT'S BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I DID THIS. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITGLOBES, ARE YOU IN FOR ONE. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS THE LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB SPEAKING. LET'S JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE SOMETHING. IT'S BEEN A DAMN LONG WAY HERE. FROM SHITTY, IMPROMPTU WATCH PARTIES THAT CLAWED THEIR WAY OUT OF THE DIGITAL LOAM LIKE THE DAYWALKERS OF YORE TO THE SINGLE MOST ACTIVE TAG I'M DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR, #ABCC HAS BEEN A WILD FUCKING RIDE. SO WILD THAT AGAINST MY BEST WISHES, THOUGH I FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO HANG ONTO MY SWEET, CINEMATIC VICES, I HAD TO GIVE MY UGLY WIGGLER OF A FILM CLUB UP FOR ADOPTION. AND ITS MIXED-SPECIES LUSII, @therapistofThedeepone and @arsenicCatnaps NURTURED AND CARED FOR THAT UGLY WIGGLER WHILE I WAS GONE, EVEN WHILE IT WAS HAVING ITS SHITTY, TANTRUMATIC PUPASCENT PHASE AND FORCING THEM TO SIT THROUGH NOT ONE, BUT TWO OF THE SHITTIEST INSTALLMENTS IN A FRANCHISE THAT IS OTHERWISE SO DAMN GOOD. AND YET ABCC STANDS. IT STANDS TALL. IT STANDS PROUD. AND IT HAS PROVED THAT IT CAN STAND WITHOUT ME. CHITTR. THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU. #ABCC IS YOURS. NO, I'M NOT PUNTING IT OUT OF MY LIFE AND MOVING ON TO DO OTHER SHIT. I LIKE IT WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. BUT I *DO* NEED TO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO FUCK OFF AND HANDLE MY DISGUSTINGLY ANNOYING CHALKBOXLY DUTIES, NOW AND AGAIN. WELL. ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW. BUT I ALWAYS MEANT FOR ABCC TO BE *CHITTR'S* THING, NOT JUST *MY* THING. YOU GUYS HAVE PROVEN THAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU. THAT YOU LIKE HAVING IT AROUND. SO HERE. IT'S YOURS. NOW, IN A FORMAT THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE ONE BELEAGUERED, OVERWORKED DIPSHIT TO GRIND HIMSELF TO THE BONE TO HOST TWO MOVIE LIGHTS A WIPE. YES, THAT MEANS I'M GIVING YOU BACK WEDNESDAY. YOU'RE WELCOME, CHITTR. LOOK HOW FUCKING GENEROUS I AM. I'M FIRMLY GRASPING THE FLAG I PLANTED ON HUMP DAY AND YANKING IT OUT OF THE FESTERING WOUND. NATURE ABHORRS A VACUUM, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT FILLS IT. IT HAD BETTER BE GOOD. INSTEAD, I'M CONSOLIDATING EVERYTHING ONTO FRIDAY. THE END OF THE WIPE. THE CESSATION OF THE GRIND. THE DEEP, CATHARTIC BACKWARDS LEAP ONTO THE LOUNGEPLANK WITH A BOWL OF RUPTUREKERNELS AND/OR FRIED LOCUSTS AND WHATEVER THE FUCK IS ON THE SCREEN. BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M ON ABOUT, LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU. AHEM X2 COMBO. LISTEN CAREFULLY, SHIT-FOR-SPONGE. #ABCC, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, IS MANY THINGS. IT'S A PLACE. IT'S A PEOPLE. IT'S A COMMON VISION. IT'S THE SOLE, ARDENT BASTION, SPEARING HIGH INTO THE SKY WITH ITS CRUMBLING, CRENELLATED SPIRES ABOVE A FECULENT WASTELAND OF SHITTY, SLOPPED-OUT MEDIA. BUT EVEN MORE THAN THESE THINGS, ABCC IS, FIRST AND FOREMOST, A LIST. A LIST OF FINE CINEMA — "SINNIES," IF IT TICKLES YOUR FUCKWITTED FANCY — CURATED BY YOUR FELLOW #ABCC-FILMLEADERS HERE AT THE CLUB EVERY WIPE AND SLAPPED IN THE TOWN SQUARE FOR ALL TO GORMLESSLY GAWK AT ON THE #ABCC-SINLIST. YOU CAN FIND THIS WIPE'S MOVIES ON THAT TAG, OR ON THIS SITE. "BUT KARKAT," I HEAR YOU WHINE, HOWLING LUGUBRIOUSLY THROUGH YOUR DROOLING YAPGASH. "WHO HOSTS THE ACTUAL #WATCHPARTY?" YOU DO, DIPSHIT. BECAUSE WE'RE ALL A PART OF ABCC. AND IT NEEDS YOU TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. IF YOU WANT TO HOST AN ABCC SHOWTIME VIA HYPERBEAM, MAKE YOUR OWN CHITT (AND LINK IT TO THE SINLIST) WITH THE #ABCC-FILMLEADER AND THE #WATCHPARTY TAGS, SO THAT PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY STEPPING UP TO TAKE SOME FUCKING INITIATIVE. IF YOU WANT TO JOIN A SHOWTIME, LOOK FOR THOSE SAME TAGS. ADDITIONALLY, IN OUR INFINITE FUCKING MAGNANIMITY, ABCC SHOWTIMES ARE TAGGED BY TIMEZONE. USE THE #ABCC-GMT/#ABCC-EST/#ABCC-PST TAGS TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHICH OF THE CORRESPONDING MOVIES FOR THAT TIME YOU'LL BE HOSTING. SEARCH BY TIMEZONE TO FIND A SHOWTIME NEAR YOU, OR ATTEND ANY COMBINATION OF THEM IF YOU HAVE THE TIME. I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING LUSUS, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. NOW YOU — YES, YOU, YOU GREASY-PRONGED PUSTULE SITTING BEHIND THE SCREEN — CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN #WATCHPARTY WITH YOUR OWN GROUP OF UP TO ELEVEN OTHER DUMBFUCKS OF YOUR CHOOSING. NO NEED TO FIGHT OVER TWELVE FINITE SEATS IN ONE OFFICIAL THEATER — NOW, THE THEATER IS EVERYWHERE. YOU'RE THE THEATER, CHITTR. IT'S YOU. BECOME AN #ABCC-FILMLEADER. HOST A #WATCHPARTY AND SHOW WHATEVER MOVIE ON THE #ABCC-SINLIST IS HAPPENING IN YOUR TIMELINEZONE. FILMLEADERS — START AT THE EXACT TIME SPECIFIED, AND THEN HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG SO YOU CAN LIVEBLOG TO YOUR PUSHER'S CONTENT. HAVE INVOLVED DISCUSSIONS, MEANINGFUL THOUGHTS, OR JUST SHITPOST AND MEME IT THE FUCK UP FOR THREE OR FOUR HOURS, IF YOU WANT. IT'S UP TO YOU. YOU GET TO BE A PART OF IT. NOW YOUR THEATER BUDDIES ARE ANYONE ON THE TAG WHILE THE MOVIE IS PLAYING. WE'RE ALL IN THIS SHIT TOGETHER, BUMPING PRONGHINGES AND STEALING EACH OTHER'S RUPTUREKERNELS WHILE WE'RE NOT LOOKING. EVERYWHERE THAT MOVIES ARE AROUND TO BE WATCHED, EVERYWHERE THAT YOU DECIDE TO JUMP IN ON A SYNCHRONOUS DIGITAL SHITFEST COORDINATED BY A BUNCH OF YAMMERING ASSHOLES WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO — SO LONG AS YOU'RE ON THE TAG, WE'LL BE DOING IT TOGETHER. BECAUSE WE ARE. THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. ALSO, GUESS WHAT. YOUR NEW COUNCIL OF ABCC FILMLEADERS HAS CONVENED AND SUMMARILY OVERRULED ME. SO YOU'LL BE ENTHUSED TO KNOW WHAT THIS WIPE'S THEME IS. IT'S FUCKING #GNOMEWEEK. I COULDN'T TELL YOU WHY. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. I LITERALLY ASKED THEM WHAT THEME THEY WANTED, AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THEY ALL SAID "GNOMES." SO HERE. HERE ARE THREE INSIPID, SPONGE-NUMBING ANIMATED FILMS TO KICK OFF THE NEW CLUB FORMAT WITH A BRIGHT, CELEBRATORY FLASH OF LUNG-LACERATING PIXIE DUST AND ALL THE HUMAN ELTON JOHN YOU CAN STAND. DON'T BE MAD AT ME. I DIDN'T PICK THEM. ... OKAY, I PICKED STRANGE MAGIC. BUT ONLY AS AN OPENER TO THE FUCKING GNOMES. FAIRIES ARE KIND OF LIKE GNOMES. NO NEED TO RSVP — NOT UNLESS I DECIDE I'M ACTUALLY HOSTING ONE OF THESE. I VERY WELL MIGHT NOT, BUT HEY. I MIGHT SHOW UP TO SOMEONE ELSE'S. MORE IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU FEEL LIKE HOSTING ONE YOURSELF, SIGN UP. MAKE A CHITT. LINK IT IN THE COMMENTS. TAG THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THE TAGS ARE OUR FUCKING BREAD AND GRUBSAUCE, HERE. USE THEM. THOROUGHLY. OH, AND IN CASE YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO READ THE MAJORITY OF MY (ADMITTEDLY MORE AGONIZING) TIRADE ON HERE, THEN MAYBE YOU'D HAVE AN EASIER TIME READING IT ON A DIFFERENT PLATFORM. DID I MENTION? ABCC HAS AN OFFICIAL WEBSITE, NOW. CHECK IT OUT. -- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] linked a website. -- -- [ https://adorabloodthirstycinemas.carrd.co/# ] -- WHAT A LONG FUCKING JOURNEY IT HAS BEEN. THANKS FOR HELPING ME CARRY THE TORCH. DON'T FUCK IT UP. NOW. ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING. #GETIN.
*Applause!*
There ★re more Gnome b★sed films to w★tch, I will h★ve to submit some.
PLEASE DON'T. PLEASE. PLEASE, SYLINK. I'M FUCKING BEGGING YOU.
shit man strange magic? i might look into it
It might be ★ re★lly good one K★rk★t.
Yes!
A Carrd. Diabolical. Not seeing a lot of support for Moon Time, so you will have my ire 'til the end of your days or until the rubble of this shitshow vindicates me. My your hubris falter under the weight of #Gnomeweek.
glad to have you back chalky hehehe (|:D i dont watch enough movies (outside of this ofc) to step up to the metaphorical plate to be a filmleader yet but ill always be around for anything! ...ok maybe not anything gnomes piss me off lol but i can try to stomach it for this week!
IF IT HELPS, #SUBSTANCE NIGHT RULES ARE UP TO EACH INDIVIDUAL FILMLEADER. SO IF I HAPPEN TO HOST ONE, CONSIDER APPLYING A CEREBRAL LUBRICANT. THE SLOP WILL GO DOWN EASIER, THAT WAY.
࣪⊹₊˚{ LETS FLUKING GOOOO!!!! \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ + whalecome baaaack! #mistyou #butonlyalittle }˚₊⊹ ࣪