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Friends, Chitterers, Acquaintances. It is my pleasure to announce that tonight's #ABCC-EST #watchparty has fallen squarely upon my shoulders. And thus, like Atlas hoisting up the world, I shall take this duty with the utmost respect. It is the second film in our #abcc #gnomeweek event, and as such, the film to be projected is Gnomeo and Juliet. I've only seen this movie once, and very recently, so I'll spare you any wordy, overly complicated post with a blurb supposed to entice you. Instead, I will let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed it. It served its purpose quite well, conjoining the most overh...Read more
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SHITMONGRELS OF CHITTR DOT ING. THIS IS THE LEADER OF #ABCC SPEAKING. ONCE AGAIN, DESPITE ALL MY CAREFUL INSTRUCTIONS, THE STEWARDSHIP OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB AND ALL ITS GLORY FALLS TO ME. WHICH I'M HONESTLY FINE WITH, BECAUSE WHO BUT THE LEADER OF FUCKING EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME IS GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE AROUND HERE IF I DON'T LEAD BY EXAMPLE. SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAY AND HOW I SAY IT. I WILL BE HOSTING THE #ABCC-PST #WATCHPARTY OF: SHERLOCK GNOMES. I KNOW. I WOULD HURL MYSELF HORNFIRST INTO THE OPEN HOPPER OF A WOODCHIPPER BEFORE I SAT...Read more
IT'S BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I DID THIS. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITGLOBES, ARE YOU IN FOR ONE. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS THE LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB SPEAKING. LET'S JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE SOMETHING. IT'S BEEN A DAMN LONG WAY HERE. FROM SHITTY, IMPROMPTU WATCH PARTIES THAT CLAWED THEIR WAY OUT OF THE DIGITAL LOAM LIKE THE DAYWALKERS OF YORE TO THE SINGLE MOST ACTIVE TAG I'M DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR, #ABCC HAS BEEN A WILD FUCKING RIDE. SO WILD THAT AGAINST MY BEST WISHES, THOUGH I FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO HANG ONTO MY SWEET, ...Read more