ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SHITMONGRELS OF CHITTR DOT ING. THIS IS THE LEADER OF #ABCC SPEAKING. ONCE AGAIN, DESPITE ALL MY CAREFUL INSTRUCTIONS, THE STEWARDSHIP OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB AND ALL ITS GLORY FALLS TO ME. WHICH I'M HONESTLY FINE WITH, BECAUSE WHO BUT THE LEADER OF FUCKING EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME IS GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE AROUND HERE IF I DON'T LEAD BY EXAMPLE. SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAY AND HOW I SAY IT. I WILL BE HOSTING THE #ABCC-PST #WATCHPARTY OF: SHERLOCK GNOMES. I KNOW. I WOULD HURL MYSELF HORNFIRST INTO THE OPEN HOPPER OF A WOODCHIPPER BEFORE I SAT DOWN FOR THE ENTIRETY IF THIS MOVIE IF IT WASN'T THE LITERAL FIRST WIPE OF THE NEW ABCC. TROLL ELTON JOHN, STAY MY FURIOUS TYPESTUBS. I'M TRYING TO BE MERCIFUL. SO IT'S FUCKING #GNOMEWEEK. WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT. AND I PROMISE YOU THAT I DON'T LIKE IT. RATED PG (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE). COME ON. IT'S FUCKING SHERLOCK GNOMES. MOVIE STARTS AT 7 PM PST *SHARP*, SO YOU'LL WANT TO SHOW UP EARLY AND RSVP EVEN EARLIER. WHEN THE MOVIE STARTS, HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG *AND* THE #ABCC-PST TAG SO YOU CAN LIVEBLOG WITH ANY OTHER ASSHOLE WHO HAPPENS TO HOST THEIR OWN VIEWING (UNLIKELY, BUT WE'RE SETTING A PRECEDENT, HERE). AND HEY. GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, A FILM OF YOUR OWN THAT YOU'D LIKE TO SUBMIT, OR ANY OTHER REASON TO BOTHER THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND MY CABAL OF LOYAL FILMLEADERS, CHECK OUT THE OFFICIAL ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMAS SITE. ANYTHING YOU DON'T GET HERE WILL PROBABLY MAKE MARGINALLY MORE SENSE THERE. IF NOT, I CAN'T HELP YOU. I CAN ONLY DIAGNOSE YOU WITH STAGE FOUR DUMBFUCK DISEASE. REMEMBER — I CAN'T GUARANTEE I'LL BE THE ONE HOSTING THESE EVERY WIPE, ANYMORE. THE FUTURE OF ABCC IS IN YOUR GREASY, GORMLESS HANDS NOW, CHITTR. DO ME PROUD AND DON'T FUCK IT UP. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. RSVP BELOW WHILE SPACES LAST. AND #GETIN.
⧃ I'd like to RSVP for this one.
HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON, OLD MAN. HAVEN'T YOU ENDURED ENOUGH GNOMES FOR ONE FUCKING LIFETIME. I FEEL LIKE I'M PUNCHING DOWN IF I SHOW THIS TO YOU, AFTER THE WIPE YOU'VE HAD.
I will be there.
⧃ I need this, Karkat.
(|:I was reaaaaaally hopin you would be hosting the non gnome one (|:I (|:I (|:I (|:I yeah ill be there ill follow my film leader wherever he may go!! even if where he go no person should (|:/
i even watched the prereqs and all reserving a spot
Ill b3 th3r3
:33< mewll know ill be there X33