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I was at #murder9ntherails and W99999 that was FUN. 9ne 9f the 6EST EVENTS I'VE EVER 6EEN T9. And t9 6e a6le t9 play a p9etic r9le 9f The P9et? H9w l9vely I must admit. And thanks t9 @ast9undingC9sm9s f9r 6eing 6y my side. L9vely interacti9ns 6etween 9ur characters. @archangelsTerrarium PLEASE h9st an9ther 9ne 9f these. I think I kn9w s9me9ne wh9 will 6e very interested in attending a murder mystery event 9nce I tell him a69ut what my night was like.
fun facts of the day! an einstein-rosen bridge is what people usually mean when they say “wormhole,” even though the original idea was not really a fun sci-fi doorway you can just hop through with a backpack and a dog. einstein and rosen were looking at the math of general relativity, where gravity is not a force pulling things around like a leash, but the shape of spacetime itself. if spacetime can bend around a massive object, then under certain solutions to einstein’s equations, it can also form something like a tunnel connecting two different regions. imagine spacetime like a big stretchy sheet. a normal path from one point to another is like walking across the sheet: a ------------------------ b but if the sheet folds, those points can get closer: a \ \____ tunnel ____ b that tunnel is the einstein-rosen bridge. the classic version comes from the math of a black hole paired with a kind of mirror-object called a white hole. a black hole is something things can fall into but not escape. a white hole, mathematically, is something things can escape from but not enter. the “bridge” is the connection between them. the problem is: in the original theory, the bridge is not traversable. since it pinches shut too fast, you cant actually travel through it! not even light gets through it! so, if you tried to fly through one, youd get obliterated because the universe is a jerk! thats right. the universe sucks! an einstein-rosen bridge is a theoretical spacetime shortcut, predicted by the equations of general relativity, but the original kind is more like a mathematical “hey, this shape can exist” with no practical application. which is rude, but also very physics. but you know, theres probably some stupid exotic matter or negative energy bs or like, i dont know, green sun empowered individuals that could hold that throat open. but like. how would you find one of those?
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(\ /) { #torbekweek } [ it's an audio file- voice memo form: ] [ "AAAAAAUUAAUAAGGHH TORBEK HEARD THE GIANT FISH SPEAK TO HIIIIIIIIIM" ]
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im so fucking smart i know
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Happy #wetyaoiday. This one's for the homie @cryhoundColortura. [An image is uploaded to the chitt. In the center of the it., body on display as previously promised, is the form of one Dirk Strider, kneeled on the hardwood floor as water pools on the ground around him. The usual anime spikiness of his hair is reduced to something better described as a mullet with the wetness weighing it down. Silvery white bangs fall against his face, framing the sharp line of his jaw and the sharper edge of his shades. Below the neckline, the collar of his shirt is fisted in one hand, pulling it back just enough to tease the line of his clavicle — not that it's necessary, what with the thin white fabric of his T-shirt made nigh transparent by the water, revealing the pale skin pressed tightly against the apparel. There's very little left to the imagination, especially considering the rest of him. His tits bulge against the restraints of the tight-fitting fabric, the supple fat fervently rebelling against the soaked cloth. The muscles lining his arms strain similarly against the taut sleeves in a gasping bid for any semblance of oxygen afforded by the drenched fabric. If there's anything to ever come out of Dirk's mouth that can be claimed as true, it's that this chitt is undoubtedly, in fact, hornybait.]
*=_-^ straig𝔥t up casting it and by it lets just say my spells ^=_-'
[|87 :: L;ttle update on the sc;ence 1 have been work;n on, 1 have d;scovered a new method to manually re-al;gn dendr;t;c patterns ;n the th;nk pan. Effect;vely allow;n me to create "save states" of consc;ousness. Th;s m;ght be useful for resurrect;n the dead or potent;ally revers;n the effects of Alzhe;mer's. 1 would need more t;me to study these effects. 1n other news, 1 st;ll cant put them ;n new bod;es. So what you have phys;cally ;s what you got unless you volunteer for gene spl;c;n.
celebratory pride month #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce1cbf79477a.jpg
[ >ALL THIS TALK ABOUT EVIL SELVES WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A PEEP TO THE WIZARD? WERE THERE SUCH A THING AS AN EVILLER VERSION OF MINESELF, IT WOULD ONLY BE FITTING FOR US TO HAVE A DUEL TO THE DEATH TO PROVE WHOM IS THE MOST EVILEST LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD OF ALL! (AND IT WOULD BE ME, I WOULD NEVER LET ANY OF MINE SHADOWY REFLECTIONS BEST ME IN COMBAT)_ ]
⚝ Fun fact! Inhaling helium can cause permanent brain damage due to oxygen deprivation! ⚝
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Ta-da!
bonus #wizard post!!!!!!!! 🪄🪄🪄🪄 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bab92c8bd961.jpg
its seek my pages sunday
All pussy is wizard pussy when you see the magic in all that you do. #nsfw
(\ /) alright, you've been patient enough. it's for you, anyhow. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/envelope.png https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/letter.png see you this weekend. :) #lostinthecosmos
i got!!! carried away!! oops!!! @dailyQuests !! i killed um. like maybe 11 instead of 5 but. thats okay i lost count . oh!! have an image too, courtesy of @astoundingCosmos :) https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/pink%20killls.png #gore #violence
it was quite shocking to see #slenderhour be used again good luck finding my pages
@roseateDragon @astoundingCosmos <-- these are my parents so if you say anything mean to me theyre going to fuck you up by the way and you better be nice to them in turn because then I will fuck you up
((Personally I think it's unwise for you both to be posting this stuff on Chittr. I would have simply told a mod about it rather than doing this. This is just making drama and sharing information about yourselves public
i ahave a very important message for you its a revelation one seocjnd
been a while since ive posted because shits been busy but just know i still love humanity and also sonic the hedgehog
Why, thank you! I sure hope that I get the chance too, even if there is a particular blue thorn in my side as of right now...
Interesting.
Yes! \ BA >< CK / \ i >< i /
He's a douche with a god complex so vast it makes the pantheon of non-poser gods look fucking humble. He never actually does anything here, from what I know. Just swings his dick around until people start feeling suitably threatened or whatever. But he is dangerous, just probably not to the average Joe here. Also, #nsfw for swinging dicks.
of course cosmo this is absolutely acceptable and very cool fuck yeah
(\ /) i can't lie, as much as i have reasonable apprehensions i'd like to think, this sprouting of the two has been giving me some... thoughts, in terms of morbid curiosity. i don't know how much i'd want to open that box, though.
((GENUINE MISSPELL ON MY PART TOO))
Platypus venom is strong enough to cause long-lasting pain that can last up to several weeks as well major swelling. You can not treat this pain through normal pain medication. You would need to be able to take nerve blockage medication to help with the pain. It also causes muscle wasting. Even as the pain goes away, there will still be swelling for a month. Do not worry, only adult males have such a thing. They are used during mating season to fight off other males. Please do not interact with one during mating session. #medicalfacts #animalfacts #bodyhorror
And now, perhaps, they kiss...?
(\ /) !!!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/aliphobe-bunny.gif
(\ /) i am a much a fan of this one today. :)
There's a few species that drink blood besides mosquitoes! I like medical leeches. It is fun to watch them 'cus whenever they served their purpose, they die as they are considered biowaste #animalfacts #medicalfacts #death
bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bw bwa babwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa
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(\ /) either or, i don't believe it should cause you much harm? in any case, i'll be dming you the location.
(( 'ohh jack don't you have a ref to finish!!!!!' not now sweaty i have to complete this fuckass quest
(\ /) no gift sweeter than that. <3 i'm glad you like it, cosmo.
(\ /) my wrist is still a little shaky to draw, but it's nice to get to doodle sometimes, using some companions of mine as subjects. :) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/img_karama.jpg https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/img_cosmo.jpg https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/img_curree.jpg https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/img_himero.jpg and of course, regards to my companions in question: @megaloMemes @astoundingCosmos @packageHandler @controversialMilk
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(\ /) [ it's another audio file. ] [ more jazz music and calmer ambience with a soft overlay of static. there's the sound of the cutting of some fabric, before the shears are set aside. "are you just waiting for me to do something 'interesting' again?" a pause. with a huff, Leveret seems to stand up, walking across the room and fidgeting with a radio of sorts. (cue: Jitterbug Waltz from Bioshock 2.) there's another sound of footsteps- heavier ones- that come closer, as does a gruffer, more gentlemanly voice: ??? : "So! Hows progress?" LEV : "...fine, i guess. just wish my hands weren't so shaky." ??? : "Well.. for what it's worth, i think it's going quite swimmingly so far!" Leveret stifles a laugh, before seeming to move back across the room. ??? : "You are certainly taking a much more properly spiffy approach to this, though. Not that i dont like it- it just makes me all the more jealous!" LEV : "of what?" ??? : "That i wont be able to come with you! Considering, ah..." A pause. LEV : "...right. because of- (sigh) well, maybe next time? i'll- i'll host something." there's some more shuffling of feet about the space for a moment before the other voice speaks up again; ??? : "You dont happen to plan on... dancing during this masked menagerie, do you?" LEV : "i mean, i- i've thought about it. kind of. considering i didn't get the chance to at the gala-" there's a sweep of movement, some stumbling of footsteps as the music swells back into focus, before Leveret lets out a startled bark of a laugh. LEV : "what are you doing-?" ??? : "Itd be a shame for you to hit the dance floor all rusty my friend! I may not be able to see my phantom in action, but that doesnt mean i dont get to see him at all now, does it?" Leveret laughs again despite an attempt to stifle it; their tone has changed to be much softer. slowly, the shuffling of feet starts up again- dancing along to the music. this lingers for a while, before the tape recording comes to an end on its own. ]
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going to break out the champagne at the scary slender forest mansion to celebrate a successful #slenderhour if the slenderman does not respond that is why but worry not find my tricky pages tuesday is still on for tomorrow
i was messaged about it and could not message back so i figured i should make a slender statement™
i should say for those who participated in #slenderhour my powers extend to page finding not badge making this was for the love of the game
you did it you found all my pages im so proud of you im delivering prizes to the other winners but I'll be there soon.
its always where you least expect it to be
petitioning a mod to make a dave hour badge thats just the baby dave png @ any mod i dont know whos online ngl
2 more you got this so close to the secret slender surprise™
2/8 a quarter of the way there great job
i believe its because if everyone sent photos of the pages it would flood chittr regardless good job 1/8
oh shit uhh #dogfacts theres a dog of you out there somewhere like as in a dog universe where you are a dog think about that
I have thoughts about the trolley problem I'd like to get into later when I'm home. Alas, I haven't the time. We shall put a pin in the matter until I can get sufficiently philosophical.
((OOC: if i upload the messiest art imaginable and say its a selfie of hers bc i dont wanna clean it we have to accept this ok. yes. awesome lmao))
Your kind words ąrє vєry hєlpful Mistєr Cosmo! ąlthough I ąm not surє if ą list will hєlp in my situątion I shąll try to mąkє onє ąnywąy to show thє vąlidity in both choicєs chuchu~! (●ˇ∀ˇ●)
Their abilities are as strong as nature itself.
making funny noises in the dar..k
well that works too i suppose it'd be a good start before i get to branching out even further.
I'll figure it out. Didn't have a coffee plant on me when I entered the Medium, so... Alchemized coffee will do but damn it sucks.
May I share my son? He is 6ovwine in nature, and I made him in my la6.
More than me vwould 6e great! VWe can havwe a little 6oard meeting.
And yes, I was going to sleep but I cannot knowing on the sacred night of appreciating motherhood we have those calling those who wish to have children as 'silly '. I was raised by the greatest woman who sacrificed her time, her coven and any semblance of a safe life for me. Anyone else wanting to do that for the children of tomorrow will only have my deepest support.
I still, and always will, support Trans Rights as well as Trans Wrongs.
im exxpectin to ve told about how ouyr world society stuff develops btw
and thne you can party insane sltye cuase its done
cosmooooo
(\ /) cosmo, it's a breath of fresh air to see you.