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He's a douche with a god complex so vast it makes the pantheon of non-poser gods look fucking humble. He never actually does anything here, from what I know. Just swings his dick around until people start feeling suitably threatened or whatever. But he is dangerous, just probably not to the average Joe here. Also, #nsfw for swinging dicks.
of course cosmo this is absolutely acceptable and very cool fuck yeah
(\ /) i can't lie, as much as i have reasonable apprehensions i'd like to think, this sprouting of the two has been giving me some... thoughts, in terms of morbid curiosity. i don't know how much i'd want to open that box, though.
Platypus venom is strong enough to cause long-lasting pain that can last up to several weeks as well major swelling. You can not treat this pain through normal pain medication. You would need to be able to take nerve blockage medication to help with the pain. It also causes muscle wasting. Even as the pain goes away, there will still be swelling for a month. Do not worry, only adult males have such a thing. They are used during mating season to fight off other males. Please do not interact with one during mating session. #medicalfacts #animalfacts #bodyhorror
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And now, perhaps, they kiss...?
(\ /) !!!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/aliphobe-bunny.gif
(\ /) i am a much a fan of this one today. :)
There's a few species that drink blood besides mosquitoes! I like medical leeches. It is fun to watch them 'cus whenever they served their purpose, they die as they are considered biowaste #animalfacts #medicalfacts #death
bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bw bwa babwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/bunny-tired.gif
(\ /) either or, i don't believe it should cause you much harm? in any case, i'll be dming you the location.
(( 'ohh jack don't you have a ref to finish!!!!!' not now sweaty i have to complete this fuckass quest
(\ /) no gift sweeter than that. <3 i'm glad you like it, cosmo.
(\ /) my wrist is still a little shaky to draw, but it's nice to get to doodle sometimes, using some companions of mine as subjects. :) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/img_karama.jpg https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/img_cosmo.jpg https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/img_curree.jpg https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/img_himero.jpg and of course, regards to my companions in question: @megaloMemes @astoundingCosmos @packageHandler @controversialMilk
(\ /) [ it's another audio file. ] [ more jazz music and calmer ambience with a soft overlay of static. there's the sound of the cutting of some fabric, before the shears are set aside. "are you just waiting for me to do something 'interesting' again?" a pause. with a huff, Leveret seems to stand up, walking across the room and fidgeting with a radio of sorts. (cue: Jitterbug Waltz from Bioshock 2.) there's another sound of footsteps- heavier ones- that come closer, as does a gruffer, more gentlemanly voice: ??? : "So! Hows progress?" LEV : "...fine, i guess. just wish my hands weren't so shaky." ??? : "Well.. for what it's worth, i think it's going quite swimmingly so far!" Leveret stifles a laugh, before seeming to move back across the room. ??? : "You are certainly taking a much more properly spiffy approach to this, though. Not that i dont like it- it just makes me all the more jealous!" LEV : "of what?" ??? : "That i wont be able to come with you! Considering, ah..." A pause. LEV : "...right. because of- (sigh) well, maybe next time? i'll- i'll host something." there's some more shuffling of feet about the space for a moment before the other voice speaks up again; ??? : "You dont happen to plan on... dancing during this masked menagerie, do you?" LEV : "i mean, i- i've thought about it. kind of. considering i didn't get the chance to at the gala-" there's a sweep of movement, some stumbling of footsteps as the music swells back into focus, before Leveret lets out a startled bark of a laugh. LEV : "what are you doing-?" ??? : "Itd be a shame for you to hit the dance floor all rusty my friend! I may not be able to see my phantom in action, but that doesnt mean i dont get to see him at all now, does it?" Leveret laughs again despite an attempt to stifle it; their tone has changed to be much softer. slowly, the shuffling of feet starts up again- dancing along to the music. this lingers for a while, before the tape recording comes to an end on its own. ]
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going to break out the champagne at the scary slender forest mansion to celebrate a successful #slenderhour if the slenderman does not respond that is why but worry not find my tricky pages tuesday is still on for tomorrow
i was messaged about it and could not message back so i figured i should make a slender statement™
i should say for those who participated in #slenderhour my powers extend to page finding not badge making this was for the love of the game
you did it you found all my pages im so proud of you im delivering prizes to the other winners but I'll be there soon.
its always where you least expect it to be
petitioning a mod to make a dave hour badge thats just the baby dave png @ any mod i dont know whos online ngl
2 more you got this so close to the secret slender surprise™
2/8 a quarter of the way there great job
i believe its because if everyone sent photos of the pages it would flood chittr regardless good job 1/8
oh shit uhh #dogfacts theres a dog of you out there somewhere like as in a dog universe where you are a dog think about that
I have thoughts about the trolley problem I'd like to get into later when I'm home. Alas, I haven't the time. We shall put a pin in the matter until I can get sufficiently philosophical.
((OOC: if i upload the messiest art imaginable and say its a selfie of hers bc i dont wanna clean it we have to accept this ok. yes. awesome lmao))
Your kind words ąrє vєry hєlpful Mistєr Cosmo! ąlthough I ąm not surє if ą list will hєlp in my situątion I shąll try to mąkє onє ąnywąy to show thє vąlidity in both choicєs chuchu~! (●ˇ∀ˇ●)
Their abilities are as strong as nature itself.
making funny noises in the dar..k
well that works too i suppose it'd be a good start before i get to branching out even further.
I'll figure it out. Didn't have a coffee plant on me when I entered the Medium, so... Alchemized coffee will do but damn it sucks.
May I share my son? He is 6ovwine in nature, and I made him in my la6.
More than me vwould 6e great! VWe can havwe a little 6oard meeting.
And yes, I was going to sleep but I cannot knowing on the sacred night of appreciating motherhood we have those calling those who wish to have children as 'silly '. I was raised by the greatest woman who sacrificed her time, her coven and any semblance of a safe life for me. Anyone else wanting to do that for the children of tomorrow will only have my deepest support.
big tits #nsfw
I still, and always will, support Trans Rights as well as Trans Wrongs.
im exxpectin to ve told about how ouyr world society stuff develops btw
and thne you can party insane sltye cuase its done
cosmooooo
(\ /) cosmo, it's a breath of fresh air to see you.