Nepeta Leijon
@awfulCatnip
Meow :33 Freaky kitty (#nsfw/#nsfwe)
:33 < *ac doesnt want to get up from her furs, and simply sicks a paw out to wave at efurrybody* :33 < hrrrrmmmorning
NEED. STRIFE. NOW! NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!! That is all, thank you.
:33 < have mew tried punching mewrself in the face? :33 < does that count? :33 < hmm...
It indeed does NOT count! >::::/ I'm a sadomasochist, sure, 8ut not when it comes to doing those things myself!
S0metimes y0u need t0 rub y0ur n00k 0n s0mething and then y0u feel better #nsfw
There are FRIEND Inside ME! Inside!! Yum!!!
:33 < inside mew mew say?
if i were to start going “meow” or “caw” or shit cause im part cat and bird id fuckin’ kill myself.
:33 < meow :33
YO FUCK my life a guy punched me in the mouth and I moaned and he got all weird about it and LEFT IS this what depression feels like BRO
:33 < like if mew punch me and i ask mew to do it again and mew get "weirded" out? :33 < i'm not the weirdo here :33 < just saying
:33 < gosh im tired of people having so many notes on my cat puns :33 < like dude, i made the pun, even if its nyot the one mew wanted fuckin chill :33 < start making mewr own cat puns if mew care that much gosh!! :00 < pensive
:33 < mew guys efurr f33l invisible? :33 < i do, even when i'm nyot trying to hide!
:33 < nuh uh, i'm hiding too well
happy #incest insaturday sincerely your president
because i have been here for like two or three months and called dibs
nah
surprisingly i dont hate cats. but. holy shit. why do these nepetas get in my pants so easily? #nsfw
with the user count at a dead and low 59 i can confidently say that for all the shit i give leijon's not only do i find them to be significantly more tolerable than the ampora's ive compared em to but theyre also very attractive. they *are* still incredibly annoying to me though as a dog-aligned mf
:33 < *wiggles at mew* #suggestive (maybe)
is this some matin ritual or somethin. its workin. #suggestive
:33 < nya, i just like wiggling cause it's fun :33 < but i know it can also have arousing effects ;33c
well. it sort of did nep.
now. are you just gonna let me suffer here or help me with this shit. i had my heat factor before. #suggestive
nep.
you have absolutely no clue. how much im holding myself. right now.
:33 < what? :33 < are mew gonna just pounce on me? :33 < *wiggles meow butt at mew* ;33c