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never trust cats.

... Well it just seems like this is what you wanted. I've been manipulated by a simple canine lusus.

fuck, i'm ruined

i'm suing you
I had a beast like you, once. Acquired for certain terrestial hunts. An excellent creature.
HOW VERY DARE YOU! I will pelt you with smelly socks now!
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uh oh barkbark... i found you >:) species: barkbeast lusus blood association: teal current location: alternia habitat: wherever nobody has brought another dog within smelling distance known enemies: other barkbeasts known enemies: regular dogs known enemies: probably pictures of dogs security system: growling really hard weakness: someone saying “whos a good lusus” from exactly far enough away that you cannot bite them and before you ask, yes i have your coordinates too!!! they are somewhere between “grrrrrrr” and “get that thing out of my territory”

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