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AND EVER SINCE THAT NIGHT WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER, LOVERS AT FIRST SIGHT AND LOVE FOREVER, IT TURNED OUT SO RIGHT FOR STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT LOVE WAS JUST A GLANCE AWAY A WARM EMBRACING DANCE AWAY A VERY GOOD SONG BY FRANK SINATRA, IT'S CALLED "STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT." [|:^) #LYRICPOSTING?

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Pegged! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #kultscore1000? #verified!
i literally come home and the last fucking thing i expect from you is to nearly kill casey with bud light.

i kinda suck
I'm beating it. And by it? HEH. I mean my son. (Joke)

I don’t even have any offspring I just think this is funny

men. #suggestive
bro making smuppets and leaving my dad hanging in the dungeon. #iykyk.
Give me a sec to blow my load. #suggestive
No I don't have the hairdryer, No I don't know where the hairdryer is. No I'm not towel drying your hair. No I won't talk to you about your brother hitting you. No I won't help you find the fucking hairdyer. Yes you can go grab me a beer. #substances
Okay but you aren't gonna fuck your other self so... #nsfw
4 sleeping bags + stairs. I'm killing at least one of my kids tonight on accident.

SIDEBAR! i honestly usually prefer cocktails. but listing different alcohols was fun for a minute

Emotionally I rechitted this.

#nsfw https://thefrugalchicken.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Roosters-min.jpg






