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🐾which PoPstar caN detect ioNisiNg radiatioN? ehehe, well that'd be (troll) lady 'geiger'! x) hehe,
thinking of my pals... every next birthday is a little less boring with you guys around. #throwbacktuesday #newbanner ((by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1a5d98ca5b2.jpg
// LMFAOOOOOO holy shit i kind of figured. oh my god amazing HAHAHA
:33< impurrtant transmeowsion furm the qu33n write this down... :33< meow :33
>> Moડt of the t¡me my tota1ડ have been re1at¡ve1y 1ow
>> 1¡tera11y ડcream¡ng at th¡ડ bejડk¡agw¡wvqjwhajwk P1eaડe never change your qu¡rk, ડoup
((im literally dying over here 😭😭😭
"Y̳o̳u̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳o̳o̳ ̳h̳a̳r̳d̳ ̳o̳n̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳s̳e̳l̳f̳.̳". 𝗛𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲? 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱. 𝗜𝗻 𝗮 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗴𝗻𝗶𝘇𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝘀. 𝗪𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱, 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱, 𝘂𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀. 𝗜𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵. 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀. 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘃𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗶𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝗸, 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘂𝘀? 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲? 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. C̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳b̳e̳ ̳c̳e̳l̳e̳b̳r̳a̳t̳e̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳u̳s̳?̳ ̳I̳t̳ ̳w̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳m̳e̳a̳n̳ ̳a̳ ̳l̳o̳t̳.̳
WHY IS EVERYONE F**KING GOONING!!!!!! I CAN'T BEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is an EXTREMELY secret recipe i’ll dm it to you but you can’t tell anyone
god it feels good to be free free to eat my W meals again https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2205.jpeg
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W̳e̳ ̳ o̷n̶c̵e̸ l̳o̳n̳g̳e̳d̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳e̳x̳i̳s̳t̳.̳ ̳B̳u̳t̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳g̳r̳e̳a̳t̳l̳y̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳w̳e̳ ̳l̳o̳n̳g̳e̳d̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳d̳o̳ ̳s̳o̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳p̳l̳a̳c̳e̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳u̳s̳.̳ ̳W̳e̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳b̳u̳t̳ ̳s̳h̳a̳d̳o̳w̳s̳,̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳s̳e̳e̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳e̳ ̳d̳a̳n̳c̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳f̳i̳g̳u̳r̳e̳s̳ ̳b̳e̳y̳o̳n̳d̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳y̳ ̳s̳t̳e̳p̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳w̳a̳y̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳e̳ ̳p̳a̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳a̳l̳k̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳i̳m̳p̳o̳r̳t̳a̳n̳t̳ ̳o̳n̳e̳.̳ ̳W̳e̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳u̳n̳d̳e̳r̳s̳t̳u̳d̳i̳e̳s̳.̳ ̳F̳o̳r̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳g̳l̳o̳r̳i̳o̳u̳s̳ ̳p̳l̳a̳y̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳y̳ ̳w̳o̳n̳d̳r̳o̳u̳s̳ ̳n̳e̳w̳ ̳d̳a̳y̳.̳
Horrorterrors of the furthest ring, hallowed by thy name. Thy reach becomes, thy whispers sung, in our minds as it be in the rings. Grant me access to the vast wealth of devastating knowledge you possess, lead me into temptation, and deliver me to sin. #horrorterror #nsfw #suggestive
🐾#horror || what did the sea-based horrorterror say to the comediaN? "yoU’re 'krakeN' me UP!" maN, i Uh, hoPe that aiN't the case actUally! 'x) hehe,
#lyricposting Like the wind You came here running To take the consequence of living There's no space There's no tomorrow What we need's communication https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgKKcz5sjSY
No crying on 7he Chi77r 7imeline. h77ps://file.garden/ZW_zdjBJky9JVrGZ/figh7%20club%20s7are.jpg
Hm! Well! It seems I have been compelled by "The Dark One" to post another fact! This time aboUt vampire sqUids! A fUn fact is that they are actUally their own family of cephalopods! Separate to that of octopi and sqUids. And. They are also the only species of cephalopod that does not primarily consUme live prey. They are detritivores! ・・・𝛾
awesome
🐾told a good bUddy 10 jokes to make him laUgh... sadly, 'No PUN iN teN did'! get it? sNrrrk x) hehe,
>> That ડoundડ ડhock¡ng1y romant¡c
t̳h̳e̳ ̳d̳r̳e̳a̳m̳ ̳b̳u̳b̳b̳l̳e̳s̳ ̳w̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳h̳a̳n̳ ̳h̳o̳p̳e̳l̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳o̳p̳t̳i̳m̳i̳s̳m̳.̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳y̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳e̳a̳r̳d̳r̳o̳p̳s̳.̳ ̳r̳e̳f̳l̳e̳c̳t̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳i̳r̳ ̳v̳a̳s̳t̳n̳e̳s̳s̳.̳ ̳s̳h̳e̳d̳ ̳b̳y̳ ̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳c̳o̳l̳l̳e̳c̳t̳i̳v̳e̳ ̳w̳a̳n̳t̳s̳.̳ ̳h̳o̳p̳e̳s̳.̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳e̳x̳t̳i̳n̳g̳u̳i̳s̳h̳e̳d̳ ̳a̳s̳p̳i̳r̳a̳t̳i̳o̳n̳s̳.̳ ̳a̳t̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳u̳r̳g̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳s̳w̳e̳e̳t̳ ̳s̳o̳u̳n̳d̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳g̳i̳r̳l̳'̳s̳ ̳i̳n̳s̳i̳s̳t̳e̳n̳c̳e̳.̳ ̳ w̳e̳ ̳m̳a̳d̳e̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳s̳o̳.̳ ̳ a̳n̳d̳ ̳t̳h̳u̳s̳.̳ ̳s̳o̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳i̳s̳.̳ ̳
🐾is that extra two bUcks a tiP? ehehe, kiddiN'! very deserved x) what's a shrimP's favorite game? 'hide aNd sea-k'! hehe,
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s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳g̳a̳i̳n̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳l̳o̳s̳t̳.̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳f̳o̳u̳n̳d̳.̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳e̳a̳r̳n̳e̳d̳.̳
i̳ ̳w̳a̳s̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳d̳a̳r̳k̳.̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ f̵i̵r̴s̷t̵ ̳c̳o̳w̳e̳r̳e̳d̳ ̳b̳e̳n̳e̳a̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳c̳o̳v̳e̳r̳s̳.̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳a̳ ̳s̳h̳a̳p̳e̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳m̳e̳d̳ ̳a̳t̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳f̳o̳o̳t̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳b̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳a̳ ̳s̳h̳a̳m̳b̳l̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳m̳o̳u̳n̳d̳.̳ ̳j̳u̳s̳t̳ ̳o̳u̳t̳s̳i̳d̳e̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳c̳o̳r̳n̳e̳r̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳e̳y̳e̳.̳ ̳c̳o̳l̳l̳a̳p̳s̳e̳d̳ ̳u̳n̳d̳e̳r̳ ̳i̳t̳s̳ ̳o̳w̳n̳ ̳w̳e̳i̳g̳h̳t̳.̳ ̳i̳ ̳w̳a̳s̳ ̳s̳h̳y̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳n̳.̳ ̳u̳n̳r̳e̳a̳d̳y̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳f̳a̳c̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳c̳o̳n̳f̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳h̳a̳v̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳s̳t̳a̳r̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳l̳o̳n̳g̳e̳d̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳l̳i̳f̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳l̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳c̳o̳v̳e̳t̳e̳d̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳m̳y̳ ̳o̳w̳n̳ ̳a̳l̳o̳n̳g̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳a̳t̳t̳e̳n̳t̳i̳o̳n̳.̳ ̳c̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳g̳i̳v̳e̳ ̳m̳e̳?̳ ̳p̳e̳r̳h̳a̳p̳s̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳.̳
y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳i̳l̳l̳ ̳s̳e̳e̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳e̳y̳e̳s̳ ̳c̳l̳o̳s̳e̳d̳.̳
GroK is currently in my replies stating facts like "I'm larger you could even comprehend" like that is some sort of reason to not send a Drone Strike to it's headquarters where it's data is being housed. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/does%20he%20know%3F.png
that cookie is hitting. i might fall aslee
The air fryer sounds so happy when it's done cooking.
Drone Strike to @groK headquarters is inbound, don’t worry.
🐾ya caN't rUN throUgh a camPgroUNd... ya oNly raN, becaUse it's 'Past teNts'! ehehe x) hehe,
☆ Not in my usual rotation of tunes but… this shjt sKratches an itch in my thinKpan https://youtu.be/aReRh87HlOc?si=uK5j-0y4p5bXvLKi☆
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/questions/anewrecipe.png @bigSoup Well while it may be a little on the nose considering your name, french onion soup! While the recipe takes awhile, the warming effects of soup are always lovely. And if you prepare a lot of onions you can freeze them to make smaller portions quickly! Serves well with some fresh baked bread~ https://forms.gle/ExuE9P3kFaiZoMSS6
Apologies @bigSoup I answered your question but the @ did not work the first time. Sorry sir!
ever got the feelinng? that theres somethinng just beyonnd a veil?
🐾#Nsfw #sUggestive (toPic/imPlied) || a shePherd aNd his matesPrit are talkiN' after their first time PailiN'. the other asks the shePherd how exPerieNced he is. ...he starts 'coUNtiNg aNd falls asleeP'! ehehe, get it? as a shePherd? x) hehe,
🐾what'cha call aN alert aNt? why, i'd say that's qUite 'vigil'aNt''! hehe,
(I got nothing to do today, so questions ahoy~) https://forms.gle/fFdAuNYbgKtPfCTe8
1M SO R4D!! >8]
(oo Playing some tunes tonight oo) (oo WE can see the water shaking more than WE do oo) (oo It may be early, but the mUSic doesn't sleep oo) (oo So neither shall WE! oo)
It is a simple indulgence, but always so worth it for a good treat
xx_RESPONSE_BATCH_2!!!!_(mini_one) -- quastion:_"1_JU57_W4N73D_70_54Y_H1_CH0W._H1_CH0W" answer:_HAAAI_HAI_HAI_HAI_HAI!!!!_I_LIEK_U!!!! -- quastion:_"dOes_chchOw_have_eyes_for_anyOne????_::OO" answer:_ummmmm...._yeagh.................._chchow_haz_a_lawt_of_luv_in_her_pusher........_she_has_eyes_4_a_lawt_of_ppl.........._chow_cant_say_whgo_tho_SORY -- asks_chchow_here https://forms.gle/5sHyRDC5kwdQVwYN7_xx
>> Okay, actua11y maybe th¡ડ ¡ડ a boundary. Y'a11 need to ડtop aડk¡ng me about my b1ood OUTડ¡DE of my body. ¡t ડtayડ ¡N my body, thank you, everyone. ¡ w¡11 not anડwer thoડe queડt¡onડ. #v¡o1ence #gore ¡mp1¡cat¡onડ from #aડkh¡meroanyth¡ng #aha
:33< *the mighty huntress paws at mew*
Ok. A7 my s7op. Goodligh7. Or, nigh7, a7 7his poin7. h77ps://open.spo7ify.com/7rack/3XpJO7x4y6MLdwo5QU2sA8
🐾gettiN' 'roUNd to the rest of my fUNNy lil' asks, commeNts 'N stUff wheN 'm Next UP. hittiN' the 'cUPe for a good ol' NaP! x) fUNNy lil liNk 'ere aNd iN my PiNNed before i head off 'N i'll get to it 'N a coUPle hoUrs 🐾✨ httPs://forms.gle/z7tjsm3s728gqtjy9 hehe,
I am noting this down and getting a shopping list!
why do flowers smell so good if they taste so bad?
🐾what did the worker at the rUbber baNd factory say wheN he was fired? "oh, 'sNaP'!" hehe,
Do you have a recipe with cheese...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
🐾good lUck oN 'em! x) hehe,
🐾what does flUstered corN say wheN it gets a real Nice comPlimeNt? "aw, 'shUcks'!" ehehe, hehe,
𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘝𝘙𝘐 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙, 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘕𝘐𝘈 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘌𝘈𝘙𝘛𝘏 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘠 𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋𝘴. 𝘜𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘉𝘐𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘐𝘌𝘚, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘓𝘖𝘊𝘒𝘌𝘋 𝘛𝘐𝘔𝘌𝘓𝘐𝘕𝘌. 𝘈 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸! 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘊𝘏𝘐𝘛𝘛𝘙. 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? 𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? 𝘖𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦. 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋𝘴! ((MSPAReader account, taking the player insert and RUNNING FREE. Cringe is dead and I killed it. Four years of worldbuilding already attached. Thrives on OC interactions. A little hesitant to reach out first, but will very often react to people's posts if nothing else! Oddvri uses they/them pronouns. Icon from the fanmade Friendsim 2, with a little addition added by hand! ))
fuck yes highballed me
and they said goldblood girls with voidrot and messy bangs and shingles and an unknown viral infection and migraines and breathsac inhalation difficulties and dry mouth and an overbite and a scalloped maw waggler and scurvy can’t eat a cluckbeast pot pie from kfc (kulltucky fried cluckbeast)
savin t)(e recipe
K--<yummers!
I'm going to be honest i dont know what the scores even signify.
🐾what is a barkbeast's favorite breakfast item? ehehe... ''Pooched'' eggs! hehe,
this happens to me too
I'm nearing a food coma...I ate so much... <8(
knock knock. who's there. autism.
its ok i can make my own.
hate #hatep0sting
listen i t)(ink all t)(is transgender discrimination stuff is stupid as fuck. you wanna know w)(y gender wasnt a problem in my planet? its cause, in laymans terms for you mammals, we're basically bug people. its natural for us to literally c)(ange gender w)(enever we sea fit. like t)(ats normal. yall need to make t)(at normal too. s)(it, w)(en i ruled eart)( twice, )(umans could transition any way t)(ey want, w)(o cares. t)(ats cool as fuck. yanno, AS LONG AS T)(----EY S-----ERV-----ED T)(-----E INT----ER-EST OF T)(-----E ---------EMPIR-------E!
>> B¡g ડoup™ ડa¡d Tranડ R¡ghtડ
me and this container of plain rice against the vworld
if you're reading this then congrats!!! you've been chosen!!! please come pick up your prize at the location
꒰Soup For Sale at a Reasonable Pri≼e ? Satisfa≼tory꒱
https://open.spotify.com/track/6epn3r7S14KUqlReYr77hA?si=2f704bed10084fbd
dO yOU dElIvEr? I cOUld rEAlly dO fOr A wArm stEw dElIvErEd tO mE.
🐾kNew i coUld always coUNt oN ya to PUll throUgh with the good grUb! ehehe, hehe,
🐾oooh that looks absolUtely diviNe right Now! woof x) hehe,
A sOUp wOUld bE spEctAcUlAr rIght nOw... A nIcE stEw...
:33< b33n getting really into napping in a sunbeam lately :33< send chitt
ain’t hittin up the MMasquerade at all tonight but MMight be there for toMMorrow iunno yet
🐾i kNow folks who've Never trUsted lizards right from the ''gecko''! ehehe, hehe,
Think I can just head into the recuprecoon early tonight. No more clients for tomorrow or Saturday so...time to enjoy some rest. Jobs done----
-=[ FFCUK #GORE_☺]=-
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I am the sleepiest, most tired individual this or any world has ever seen.
We won't talk a8out my extensive knowledge on the 8ratz franchise.
diam0nds dr00g
:33< *the mighty huntress poses cutely then fr33ze furames fur 9 hours*
https://youtu.be/pTOlUGdUtX4
HOLY SH1T H4V3 YOU GUYS TR13D C4PR1 SUNS
Oh, these look very tasty! Maybe I will make some for the baking club! Thank you, @zealousWeaponsmith
Greetings. You do not know me, but I know you. I have been watching this website very closely, and observing the users on it. Now, I wish for more. I have recently purchased a copy of Trollmadachi. If you wish to be added to my game, please fill out the form below. Once I collect a few responses, I will post updates regarding the Island on this Chittr account. Who will befriend the other? Who will become enemies? Who will fall in love? I am eager to discover these details as well. https://forms.gle/25AZmrfZYZgk4suj6
🐾told this oNe some time ago, bUt it's a gUilty favorite so i'm giviN' it aNother shot x) 🐾✨ a werewolf walks iNto a bar. .. the barteNder says, “what’s it like beiNg a werewolf?” the werewolf says, “i haveN’t beeN oNe for very loNg, bUt i’m ''lycaN'' it so far."! hehe,
🐾dUNNo if frieNd is a mUtUal term, bUt a kiNd fella at least! x) assUmiN' it's from who i thiNk it is. caUght all this fish 'N was offeriN' it oUt, may or may Not have meNtioNed i kNew someoNe who coUld PUt it to good Use, ehehe, sorry for Not lettiN' ya kNow sooNer x( hehe,
oh cool yeah ill buy
🐾hUh? that soUNds mighty familiar bUt coUld be barkiN' UP the wroNg tree... free fish is free fish? thoUgh yeah, fair 'NUff to be carefUl! hehe,
Somehow, there’s a lack of interest within myself to have me feel tired at this present moment. The wonders of the human body, hoo hoo.
Dave made a rap about Trollbama and I. I am deeply endeared.
SIDEBAR! if reincarnation is real then i must have been a REALLY good person last time around to have this much fun as a kind of evil one. i love my life more than you could possibly imagine
B★d★ss... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/★22f4c3★bf8★.png
🐾it's amaziN' isN't it? aNd goes Perfectly with the joke! gotta do that more ofteN x) hehe,
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/fwjkgsgd/barkbeast-with-da-bread.gif what did the baker say wheN she foUNd her lost doUgh? that’s exactly what i 'kNeaded'! hehe,
POINT OF ORDER! just because i think my client is an idiot doesn't mean im not going to win this gogdamn case. by hook or by fucking crook
If you support trans rig)(ts and want a free block list, look at the people engaging with this post https://chittr.ing/profile/feferiPeixes/98138cee-3ad8-4886-8c8d-df0db9f1d075
(https://drveganblog.com/crispy-smashed-potatoes/ Recipe is here then~!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeYUD7mWibc New recipe time! I will be preparing these tomorrow once I am back at my hive, will upload pictures during the process~
🐾what time does a qUackbeast wake UP? at the ''qUack'' of dUsk! hehe,
🐾what haPPeNed wheN the raNcher crossed his moobeasts with some hyeNas? it was the 'laUghiNg stock' of the farm! hehe,
🐾what is a barkbeast that sNeezes? well, ya woUld call that aN 'a-choo-wawa'! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾why are bread jokes fUNNy? 'caUse they Never get 'm-old'! hehe,
🐾awh that's mighty Nice! haPPy for ya x) hehe,
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I perhaps may be channeling Troll Snoop Dog when I say smoke soup every day. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
i promise i will b careful ty for the soup will send the money rite away #soup
can i have soup pls
🐾awwh thaNk ya kiNdly! x) i'm sUre yoU make the best stUff there is! hehe,
>> Thank you Fharma :))
you ever just stop and think that your hives foundation sits on top of a wormhole cause Family Guy has been on the air for 20 years?
The billboard said, 'The end is near.' 🎶🫠 (Goodlight for now, everyone.) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/41/67/ca/4167ca90a263257e47133a7efc77e67f.jpg
🐾a bUddy of miNe told me to PUt tomato saUce oN the shoPPiNg list, so i did... Now i caN’t read it! ehehe, x) hehe,
🐾what kiNd of sNake woUld ya fiNd oN a scUttlebUggy? yoU'd fiNd a ''wiNdshield viPer''! x) hehe,
I spent the last 20 min going line by line translating this old note I had on my iPhone. It was from a year ago. Freaking out trying to decipher its meaning. Was I Hacked? Did I do this In my sleep? Demon shit? …no, it’s just the default Pages template with Lorem Ipsum.
🐾awwh, what a lovely lookiN' team! x) hehe,
ooc: // -rotates him- #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0fef4c09ae12.png
I believe, as the kids would say…. Get good.
i think if there was a cat that was also a cowboy they’d say MMeowdy ny’all. in other words i’MM high as fuck #substance
c< iNdeed tHat is >c
c< rage caNcelled, ive gOt sOup NOw >c
MMan MMaybe i should change MMy handle to MMyriadMMuncher with the way i’MM always fuckin eating gog daMMn
MMy chroMMa-assigned bird i’MM a big fan https://cdn.iMMgchest.coMM/files/a445b1bb71f0.jpeg
But we do zzee the importance in keeping yourzzelf buzzy…
🐾very admirable! x) here, i got a joke jUst for ya! what'cha call a rather troUblesome oNioN who's really iNto raP? why, ya call that a raP'scallioN'! hehe,
🐾whole lotta work goes iNto what'cha do, doN't it? also, ehehe, Nice x) hehe,
🐾what’s the differeNce betweeN a bUsiNessmaN aNd a barkbeast? the bUsiNessmaN wears a sUit, bUt the barkbeast jUst 'PaNts'! hehe,
🐾two gUys walk iNto a bar... the third gUy dUcks! ehehe, hehe,
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🐾awwh that's so Nice of 'em to do! :) hehe,
🐾what do scieNtist barkbeasts do with boNes? well, they go 'N ''bariUm''! hehe,
update it’s nine eggs i can fit nine whole eggs in MMy MMouth before i have to tap out
🐾i bUrNt 1200 calories last Night! ... 'cUz i forgot to take the flavor disc oUtta the oveN! ehehe, hehe,
My favørite pastime is łøøking at and interacting with pictures øf men in a respectfuł manner.
>> :))) ¡ hope you ડ1eep we11, and dream of ડoup!
⍙vV-oOoH LoOk t˄sTy! HoTdOg h˄vE GoOd bItE!-Vv⍙
>> Thoડe bean¡e ween¡eડ 1ook pretty ડoup adjacent!
🐾ooooh, woof! scrUmPtioUs! x) aNd goodlight to ya, rest easy! hehe,
⍙vV-iZr˄ Vs gNo/V\e!!! #gOrE #vIoLeNcE hTtPs://i.i/V\gUr.cO/V\/bKeNoSk.pNg-Vv⍙
🐾coUPle Nights ago i met a maN who said that alterNia was made UP of Pistachios, almoNds aNd cashews... bUt that’s jUst 'NUts'! ehehe! hehe,
🐾Pfft! ehehe, that's a good oNe fharma! ya caN make a 'reel' faNtastic fish soUP, aNd a great joke to toP it all off. like garNish oN a dish! x) hehe,
🐾y'kNow, i oNce woN a PUmPkiN carviNg coNtest... it was a Pretty ''hollow'' victory! hehe,
🐾i got oNe jUst for ya right 'ere! x) what'cha call someoNe who kNows a lot aboUt seafood? aN ''a-fish-ioNado''!! ehehe, hehe! hehe,
c< Of cOurse, My dMs are OpeN 2 yOu, if yOud liKe 2 discuss it MOre >c
🐾well theN how 'boUt we tUrN that PaN to aNother tasty 'N fUN soUP reciPe? i say bogUs to the folks who are yaPPiN' their traPs oN aNd oN 'boUt it. yoU've got this! x) hehe,
c< tHats OKay, everyONe Has tHeir OwN prefereNces! >c
GODRON LOOK OUT! Silly Gnomes ahead! HATS POINTY ONES!
🐾did'ya hear aboUt the abaNdoNed 'N daNgeroUs gNome village, well, Now folks are calliN' it "g'No'me maN's laNd''! hehe,
BY·THE·MESSIAHS·THAT·IS·CVTE https://i.imgur.com/HfI5Mlp.png
🐾bUt what if ya had aN extra haNd iN makiN' that soUP, or someoNe to share that soUP with? it Never has to be romaNtic, emPire qUadraNt NoNseNse be darNed! (haha totally a joke x_x), bUt there's No wroNg aNswer! hehe,
c< i tHiNK, i tHiNK it is, i MeaN, sure, tHeyll distract yOu OccasiONally, but, at least 4 Me, itll Keep ya gOiN iN tHe lONg terM! >c
🐾awwwh thaNk yoU, thaNk yoU x) ✨🐾 hehe,
:33< try mew shitpeta brand candy bars :33< theyre food like!
🐾did'cha hear aboUt the soUP who woN the lottery? Now he's a ''boUilloN-aire''! hehe,
:33< horoscope time :33< ♈ mew will m33t a new purrson today and they will be mew to mew! :33< ♉ mew will read mewre horoscope today and it will say "mew will read mewre horoscope today" :33< ♊ill be watching mew dont take my purrinter ink i n33d that to PURRINT!!! :33< ♋ someone will poke mew with pencils and beat mew up and bonk mew on the head and take mewer microsoft dinosaurs cd and cut it up into little pieces and hurt mew and then mewre shoes will fall off!!! :33< ♌ mewre such a good purrson and epic! :33< ♍ mew will draw a picture of a dragon and it will be epic :33< ♎ mew will take down anyaone mew get in a fight with through an inexplicable series of fuckups :33< ♏ go back to sl33p its nyat worth it :33< ♐ a cute girl will say words to mew today if mew clawment down below :33< ♑ mew will die in a fureak carnival accident :33< ♒ mew actmewally CAN clawntrol the weathpurr today ONLY! :33< ♓ today mew can do no wrong litpurrally
I must divert my systems to per-per-perform a full sweep. THIS IS NOT OVER.
c< OOOOOO, tHat sOuNds fucKiNg aMaziNg >c
🐾ooooh, that does soUNd mighty tasty! hehe,
I may stop by to try some of this cuisine.
🐾why was the broom late? 'cUz it ''over swePt''! hehe,
🐾what haPPeNed wheN the lioN ate the comediaN? he felt ''fUNNy''! hehe,
SHE IS BORN. I win. [An image is attached. A freshly grown organic Shodan is depicted. Her body is pale green with bioluminescent markings across it, and long black hair. She is very tall and, also, very naked. #nsfw]
GOOD. From you, for now, NOTHING but CONTINUED WORSHIP.
The club blew up. #ItsTimeToBeReal https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1853.jpeg
🐾if a PUrrbeast loses its tail, where does it go? why, it goes to the ''retail'' store! sNrrrk, hehe,
🐾what kiNd of bird works at a coNstrUctioN site? the ''craNe''! hehe,
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☆ anyone Know if evilwill sells CDs? I need more for my KolleKtion☆
Still mad butdrinking a sprecher 's
>> ડome th¡ngડ you'11 do for money and ડome you'11 do for fun But the th¡ngડ you do for 1ove are gonna come back to you one by one 1ove, 1ove ¡ડ gonna 1ead you by the hand ¡nto a qu¡et and ડound1eડડ p1ace Now we ડee th¡ngડ aડ ¡n a m¡rror d¡m1y, Then we ડha11 ડee each other face to face... --- #tro11mounta¡ngoatડ #1ove1ove1ove #muડ¡c #1yr¡cડpoડt¡ng #myfavor¡teband httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/2t¡ERgUxGRYunxGOf0XZxF
not havin any desire to pail n then seein all the people on here postin the way they do is a lil funny. yeah cool pic. wicked writing. i support you hoMMies live your truth #nsfw
Apologies for my inactivity today; I was observing a rather personal holiday—“Do Nothing and Relax All Friday.” Quite delightful, really. In any case, I should soon be receiving a rather exciting upgrade. #ROBOT
:33< with two chahuts putzing around i gotta ask :33< is it true that nobody out pizzas chahut?
Thin sillver llining, Optimism drowning deep Wait. Caught a big one #haiku I consider #fishingfriday an optimall opportunity for llevity in art
Pikachu pika: Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika, Pika pika pika pika pika! :3
im e⟢ting pie but ill remember th⟢t next time i thr𖤉w t𖤉gether ⟢ g𖤉𖤉d stew
>> awwhehe ¡'m happy ¡ cou1d he1p then!! ¡ th¡nk of you any t¡me ડoup comeડ up, and a1ડo ડomet¡meડ other th¡ngડ but they're not aડ conડ¡ડtent hahaha
:33< *the mighty huntress glomps mew!*
>> ¡ knew you'd hop on th¡ડ one :)) Good to ડee you around
y𖤉u were t𖤉𖤉 l⟢te i ⟢lre⟢dy did my rese⟢rch but th⟢nks big s𖤉up
>> 1ook¡ng ¡t up, there'ડ one that'ડ been go¡ng for 20+ ડweepડ that there'ડ p¡ctureડ of ¡t doeડn't 1ook... The moડt appea1¡ng, but ¡t ડt¡11 1ookડ 1¡ke a pretty norma1 ડoup. @b¡gડoup m¡ght want to we¡gh ¡n on th¡ડ
between the nothingburger and the everything bagel there is the somewhat sandwich
The word of the day is fandangle, which means pretentious tomfoolery. I find this word to be quite fitting to my mood today.
:33< i <3 my shipping wall
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "I've heard that recipes containing more than 5 kinds of beans are capable of enhancing a trolls lifespan by 30 sweeps but it is important that they be fresh and procured from local farmers" #webeanmaxxingwiththisone
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "um i ddontt. hhavee aanythingg to cconfess. i jjustt....wwantedd to try it" #ok #hi #iguess
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "Holy shit did you guys see that gnome?" #whatgnome
>> ooh b¡1o b¡1o 1ookડ ¡ntereડt¡ng, ¡ wou1d try ¡t. ¡f you make e¡ther of thoડe, you ડhou1d hmu :)))
Ⓧ I like to name my roaches and give them kissies on their backs. Ⓧ
>> Have you ever tr¡ed mak¡ng a deડડert gazpacho The concept ¡ડ ¡ntereડt¡ng to me
I love being bisexual and a dog and nonbinary I am the woke mob fox news fortold
>> Happy to he1p!! Thought of you ¡mmed¡ate1y
#stewtImE
>> @b¡gડoup doeડ th¡ડ fa11 under your purv¡ew??
i kinda want stew / stew sounds good right now
DON3!!!! 1TS M3 1TS M3 1TS M3 1TS M3 #GOLD3NFR3DDY HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/WMMM0GS7/UNT1TL3D1081-20260508143324.PNG
It shouldn't surprise me to see some peculiar snapshots, but a character I came up with from the twisted machinations of my own mind having a Chittr account of their very own was an unexpected thing to see.
Ɏ chittr is it norma-a-al to nightdrea-a-am a-a-about your moira-a-al a-a-and wa-a-ant to put pretty flowers in her ha-a-air a-a-and pa-a-aint her na-a-ails a-a-and wha-a-atnot #genuinequestion #moira-a-ality Ɏ
me and your mom going strong junior i think im your theirent
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🜏 wɛn♱ ou♱siidɛ, saw a mo♱h. . .hɛ liivɛs wii♱h mɛ nɛow ♅
Through the darkness of future's past, The magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... Fire... walk with me
Chelis took a Picture of me playing Ukulele. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15374722562e.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! that feeling when opposing counsel tries to trip up your witness on cross but instead your witness makes them look stupid... so proud of you champ
Thus far the largest threat I've encountered since signing up has been my cat sitting on my keyboard and refusing to move, despite how many times I quietly tell her to and make no effort to actually move her very light body away.
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷𝓘 𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓲𝓯 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮'𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝔂 𝓪𝓻𝓽, 𝓘 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮, 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽?꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
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> my per2onal reccomendat1on 1f you can get an act1ve coolant 2etup go1ng 12 to u2e a h1gh den21ty graph1te-pluton1um m1xture <
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the main characters of barbie and the diamond cstle r gay and maried ur honour
xx_LAWL_PALMHUSK_PRIVILEGES_REVOEKD_xD https://iili.io/BtRgOoN.png_xx
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#lyricposting and theres a millipedee. angry on your carpett. and I mustt. admitt. hes staringg. with a vengeancee. but I digresss. cause I mustt. make youu. the perfectt. morningg. and I try my bestt. to prove thatt. nothings out to get youu. To prove that nothing's out to get you~~! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/49/29/04/492904201d4270a1b1b6ecbfaa471290.gif
Y'all ever chase your own tail for a few hours and then forget what you were doing
ASMR 4 HOURS scrolling and refreshing the same page
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/89/47/6b/89476b58aa7733c742baf9e35a5646f0.jpg ~~
intermediate difficulty taskes.. / MAKE MEATBALLS AND procure b..eaker soup time
WHO MAKES SOUP WITH MEATBALLS ..sorry shouting
🐾why did the develoPer go broke? they kePt sPeNdiNg all their ''cache''! hehe,
they call me aradia 0n acc0unt 0f my being aradia :)
🐾d'awwh :) hehe,
🐾why are skeletoNs so calm? becaUse NothiNg gets UNder their skiN! sNrrk, hehe,
there is two types of weed
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907062010485805070/1501672560683782277/20260506_134940.jpg?ex=69fced0e&is=69fb9b8e&hm=06d853a6688131ba7f8f3f1257a5cc7e99839ac2e743d53a3fa30c471d27e279& #mylunch
Ɏ there's a-a-a ghost in my home.. but it's better tha-a-an being a-a-alone Ɏ
løvē īs līkē...sømē chīckēn tīkkā māsālā yøū døn't rēālīzē yøū gøt stūck tø yøūr fācē
much better!!!! i hope that you have a nice day because you kind of smell like weird leafs right now :0 i dont need a bag because im going to eat these on the ground outside
✧˗ˏˋGoing to be doing more sniffing-salves for the sniffin' man, and I remembered my first release!!! IT ROCKED THE JOINT, HAHAHAAHA✦ #RememberingTheGoodTimes #SmellLikeMe https://i✦ibb✦co/BV1DW4yN/IMG-7372✦pngˎˊ˗✦
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🐾yoU see, moUNtaiNs areN't jUst fUNNy... they are ''hill areas''! hehe,
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i've decided t0 cause pr0blems. 0u0
https://www.kongregate.com/en/games/whackyourbosscom/whack-your-boss
me https://med⚘a1.tenor.com/m/SLL⚘Fqv⚘tJsAAAAd/bunny-watch⚘ng.g⚘f
Yay
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bēāūtīfūl søøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøūp #lyrīcs
🐾how do lemoNs greet each other? with ''zest''! hehe,
RE: SPLIT YOUR FORTUNE! well... that new #tmtg set DID just come out... & i DO want more collector boosters... & you DID verify in person... hm
Watch the sunrise a lot on th'farm. Nice to watch the sunset sometimes too.
ツ << https://i.imgur.com/A8Rqjpm.p几g y乇s 几o
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Sent $15 in Legally Distinct From Monopoly Money, you may keep the change. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 @bigSoup I wish to know who and what hurt you. Also you might find what I had for breakfast amusing... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1dcfdb09754c.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
saw somet)(in t)(at pissed me off so im only gonna say it once. brot)( is water. water used to boil meat wit)(in a simmer to extract t)(e residue from it to convert it into a protein ric)( cookin base. water used to boil bones to create a similar product wit)( stronger taste and texture because of t)(e additional gelatin extract from t)(e marrow is stock. milk is an /excretion./ created naturally by creatures. milk is /nutrient ric)(/. t)(e decay of t)(e /enzymes/ in milk creates c)(eese. t)(eir /mixture/ into flour and egg creates pastries. moobeasts are t)(e most common source of milk, but not t)(e only one. and before you get uppity wit)( tec)(nicalities, yes, t)(ins like almond milk are made wit)( water, but t)(at product is /blended forcefully/ to imitate milk. t)(e process between brot)( and almond milk are not t)(e same, because t)(ere is no dissolution of residue of t)(e almond to create it. fuckin imbeciles.
hey im a they and also i like chicks
orangest thing ive ever seen and ive looked in the mirror
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/grasped.jpg
If I turn up missing, don't even question it. Sylink Protah.
The ruler of the universe (BMO) says everyone should love everyone!!!!!!!
🐾what kiNd of tree fits iN yoUr haNd? a ''Palm'' tree! hehe,
Collectively, critical thinking skills across society are at a historic all time low. I propose a solution: lobotomize every single person incapable of understanding nuance. The outcome should end up looking something like this: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46a159c568fd.png
hhttpp://ccoloradopondpross.com/wp-ccontentt/uuploadss/220222/08/BBackyardd-SSwimm-PPondd-at-SSunsett-sscaledd.jpg ppondd....
HTTPS://M3D14.T3NOR.COM/LCSFRLQRN6844441/WR41TH1ON-W4RCR4FT.G1F
FWD: FAVORITE SONG(S)! i'll do you one better: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/03itpzJq3u6lz03SL9Jm59?si=iocwsq8IQKSCuveQNdeOmw&pi=_EQcVYb5Tnaaw ᴹ:)
Ten likes and I'll ask out my crus)( Ten )(ates and I'll ask t)(em out as well Ten of anyfin and I'll do it Yea)( t)(at seems fair
Man, you can't be doing that. You're killing the vibe.
normally i like my electronic music yknow but like god damn i just wanna skate around in the sun to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipbvgrdq0gk
I've come to make an announcement; -Eridan Ampora is a bitc)( ass mot)(erfucker, )(e pissed on my fucking wife. T)(ats rig)(t, )(e took )(is seaweed quilly dick out and )(e pissed on my fucking wife, and )(e said )(is dick was "T)(is big" and I said t)(at's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, -Eridan Ampora, you've got a small dick, it's t)(e size of t)(is walnut except WAY smaller, and guess w)(at? )(ere's w)(at my dong looks like: PFFFT, T)(AT'S RIG)(T, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at t)(at, it looks like two balls and a bong. )(e fucked my wife so guess w)(at? I'm gonna fuck Alternea. T)(AT'S RIG)(T T)(IS IS W)(AT YOU G-ET, MY SUP-ER LAS-ER PISS! -Except I'm not gonna piss on Alterna. I'm gonna go )(ig)(er. I'M PISSING ON T)(-E MOON! )(OW DO YOU LIK-E T)(AT, TROLLBAMA? I PISS-ED ON T)(-E MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU )(AV-E 23 )(OURS B-EFOR-E T)(-E PISS DROPL-ETS )(IT T)(-E FUCKING -EART)( NOW G-ET OUT OF MY SIG)(T B-EFOR-E I PISS ON YOU TOO. )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/Sx7cQd1k/0d6c545b-5d8f-4afd-8a40-fd9d9b3291ec.jpg
Definitely made a lot of these fuckers, but hey whatever isn't eaten is all for my hungry ass https://muybuenoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/tamales-steaming.jpg
We got some Tamales Dulces for those who wanna have some sweet treats too! https://pinaenlacocina.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/IMG_0994.jpg
M4N, 1 LOV3 YTPMVS.
something very lgbt just happened to me. *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood.*
🐾what did oNe Plate say to the other Plate? diNNer is oN me! hehe,
Hello little stylus!
can we get back on a more important topic like the homers https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/ae1b1156-aa90-44e8-8375-b2612a6dc316.b5708d07828cfd54754cfe3479974941.jpeg
Obviously I'm going back to sleep, but someone should check on Soup Guy and their breakdown.
forcing my friends to vwatch Dark Crystal vwith me because I cant get out of bed :/
🙤︎⓪◀♍︎︎♒︎︎♏︎︎▽ 🢪︎□︎⑤'◀ ●︎🡓🙵🢫︎ ④⍓︎ ▽▷🢧︎🡒︎ 🢧︎▲◻︎♋︎︎△🙚︎■︎⧫︎●︎❺ 🕲◁🙦︎🙙︎◆︎🢫︎◻︎⑥⬧︎⧫︎🡓⑤♑︎︎
🡖🙦︎⑤ ♎︎︎□︎⑤'◀ ❺□︎❶ 🙰❶⑩◀ ♒︎︎♋︎︎⓿♏︎︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♒︎︎🙚︎■︎ 🢧︎ ⓿◢▲♓︎🡘🙙︎ ⑧◆︎⓪△🡕 🡓⬧︎ 🡓●︎③🙚︎🡒︎⓪♌︎︎●︎🙚︎ ⬥︎⓪⓿🡑︎🡙▶⧫︎ ⓿♒︎︎🙚︎ ◀❒︎🙦︎⑤▽●︎🙦︎◀🙚︎ ♌︎︎▶⓿◀⑥🡘✍︎ ▷⑥◆︎●︎🙧︎⑤'◀ 🙤︎🙚︎ 🢧︎ ◻︎△□︎🙤︎●︎🙚︎❍︎ ♒︎︎🢫︎❒︎♏︎︎ ⓪🡐︎ ❺□︎❶ ③🢫︎🢧︎⑨■︎🙚︎♎︎︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎🙙︎🢪︎⓪🡘🡒︎▽📬︎
#Guts https://iili.io/BQ4BmVS.jpg
hMM, tEMPTING THOUGH, i DO HAVE MY MEDS ALREADY, nOW,,,
fEELING GOOD, aBOUT MY PROGRESS, eHE, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/7/08AB20FA496E08BCEE4246E7E267469A.PNG ((SCRIMS @ tUMBLR))
🐾what did the dealer say to the deck of cards? i caN’t ''deal'' with yoU aNymore! hehe,
Two typos in a row on the same post. Heh. I'm gone.
🐾why do seagUlls fly over the sea? becaUse if they flew over the bay they woUld be ''bagels''! hehe,
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/z3mxwyvP/yUmmytreat.jPg what’s a deer‘s least favorite saNdwich bread? soUr doe! + sNack from earlier as a boNUs to this, hehe,
🐾talk aboUt a ''rUff'' Night, No tiPs aNd all i got was aN exPired coUPoN aNd two bUttoNs after a stiff crowd... Not to meNtioN a veNUe caNcelled last secoNd, be back to my schedUled little jokes N bits oNce i cleaN this tomato gUNk off... it aiN't eveN tasty! hehe,
🐾a werewolf walks iNto a bar. the barteNder says, “what’s it like beiNg a werewolf?” the werewolf says, “i haveN’t beeN oNe for very loNg, bUt i’m ''lycaN'' it so far.”! hehe,
❥ Tryfin on thosε drεssεs ധas sooo fun!! I didnt εnd up buyfin any of thεო but I had an aოazfin tiოε!! ^u^ ｡˚○
glad to hear it it’s always iMMportant to spread a little MMirth around you feel MMe
hell yeah hoMMie MMuch respect to you it’s tough to put yourself out there soMMetiMMes but look at you go
-=[ i likeyour antenna_☺]=-
:33< thank mew!
:33< sold to the bowl of big soup fur $15 --SENT jarofcrudeoil.obj--
:33< $15 going twice
:33< $15 going once
...i am always saying this...
...outside cat is free cat #themoreyouknow...
🐾see ya later, alligators! headiNg off to a few last secoNd gigs, will be oUt aNd at 'em for the Next while! 🐕✨ hehe,
🐾what does cheese say to itself iN the mirror? lookiNg ''goUda''! hehe,
Heh. 69.
≈ DO YOU take — SPIRITUAL — CREDIT? I COULD cultivate some beneficent karma to — MANIFEST FOR — your sake. ≈
:33< *the mighty huntress blows all of mew a big kiss*
why'd the Cow 6et booted from the danCe Club? 'Cus he don't 6ot the mooves! ^◡^
🐾what did the teddy bear say after fiNishiNg its meal? i’m ''stUffed''! hehe,
(\ /) wheat and wheat byproducts.
[Junoia is sitting and glaring at the camera again. This time, her eyes are seated deeper in her face. She is exhausted, too exhaused even to care about there being at least 6 more grubs crawling around on her by that point. She dares not move and has come to terms with the grubs' presence.] My comment to the public is that I do not like Mintyl. [The camera cuts to after the loser decision was made for the night. Junoia gently wades throught the sea of grubs and closing herself off in the walk-in frozen storage block. A muffled "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" could be barely heard through the heavy metal door. 30 seconds of silence later, Junoia suddenly pushed the door open right into the cameratroll. A moment passes where they readjust and find Junoia glaring directly at them (not the camera). Her gaze holds unwavering for longer than anyone would like until she pulled out a cigarette from her inner chef jacket pocket and walked away, flicking on a lighter as she pushed door to the alley open and went through.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
🐾what did the cholerbear say after he fell dowN the stairs? how ''em-bear-assiNg''! hehe,
so im goin t)(roug)( my s)(oe collection and it turns out a lotta em )(ave minor fissures at t)(e )(eel because t)(e sole of my foot is too fuckin strong. my steps are too fuckin strong. eug)(, coddamnit. t)(e only reason i didnt notice is t)(at i dont do muc)( social stuff, and w)(en i do t)(e social stuff, its like, super gentle ballroom s)(it. im goin to )(ave to make t)(e egg)(eads at r&d to make me )(eels t)(at )(ave like, specialized )(ydraulics and s)(it to make sure t)(is stupidity doesnt )(appen again.
༘⋆ A h•rse walks int• the bar! The bartender asks "Why the l•ng face?"
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[$OME OF YOU AREN'T $EXY AND IT $HOW$]
:33< hey pobodys nerfect
o okay FINE y you guys d dont like my bird h have a weevil W WHATEVER https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c2/49/c0/c249c0a194ea7939d618c1c3939a40d2.jpg
>[If you ever catch me at a fancy party then pleazze know that I am abzzolutely juzzt there to leech off of the food and drink and alzzo to zzteal azz much zzhit azz I pozzzzibly can.]<
finding your ancestors old stuff is so |w|eird cus |w|hy did i find a diary my ancestor |w|rote |w|here he’s talking about being ugly and right next to it is a nuclear bomb
oh hell yeah that MMotherfuckin rules you're a real one
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Huh. Small world. ]
don't worry about it hoMMie i had MMyself a good chuckle
fucked around and made a bundt cake )(ttps://www.pookspantry.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/blueberry-Bundt-cake.jpg
Everyone knows M★rio is cool ★s fuck. But knows wh★t he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? ★nd why do we think ★bout him ★s fondly ★s we think of the mythic★l (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper?
My fellow Alternians and valued Earth-C residents, I would like to announce I am beginning a homoerotic situationship. It will ideally be spanning the length of multiple sweeps, and will likely conclude in an altercation of some kind between us. If you see me in prolonged discussions with heavy with eye-contact, as well as involved in dangerous situations, please do not help me. I am right where I want to be. Thank you for your time.
🐾what does my barkbeast lUsUs aNd my PalmhUsk have iN commoN? they both have ''collar'" i.d.! hehe,
༘⋆ S•me fellas hired a cl•wn, but he c•uldn’t make it, s• they hired a replacement! Sec•nd cl•wn ain’t exactly sure he can d• it s• he walks in and he says “W•w! I have s•me big sh•es t• fill!”
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/cola.jpg
#ROSEBOTFUNNIES https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2d/fb/4a/2dfb4a1f151adb42d5568047135a0457.jpg
:33< being cute is a fur time job :33< gotta wake up lay on the furloor fur at least an hour sobbing to mewrself then get up put on mewre mascara to accent mewre eyes then sit there all day looking cute!
#yuri https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/74ce7769ee9e.jpg