♠ hated by @blackjackQueenpin
i think s0me0ne needs t0 put me ribbit d0wn because i think ribbit i am n0t being vi0lent ribbit en0ugh #vi0lence

I MUST SAY. I AM VERY GLAD. NOW THAT I HAVE FINISHED MY QUEST. I DO NOT HAVE TO BOTHER WITH THE OTHER JACKS ANY LONGER. IT WAS AMUSING AT FIRST. ATTEMPTING TO SHOW MY UTTER DOMINANCE OVER THEM FOR A WHILE. BUT FRANKLY. THEY ALL SUCK SO HARD. IT IS AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY. TRYING TO ONE-UP THEM IN ANY WAY. NOW I CAN SIMPLY IGNORE THEM. AS THEY TRULY DESERVE. AN UNDIGNIFIED AND QUIET FALL TO SILENCE. COMPLETELY WORTHLESS. IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF PARADOX SPACE.
i w0uld like t0 thank ribbit my number 0ne ribbit hater f0r making me ribbit crave m0re vi0lence ribbit #vi0lence
My wife still hasn't returned from the war. Ooooooggggghhhhhh.
Awoooooooooo
I think her royal bitchass may have genuinely forgotten to send out the weekly memo.
consort tip: today is world crocodile day! show your appreciation for your local me with a kiss

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, WENCH.

If say say so! I'll 8e 8usy having fun sailing the seas while you do your weird and pathetic queen "8usiness" or whatever you do (sounds lame regardless). Get 8ent! >::::)

Well my 8ad "your highness" for not just sitting there and letting that twit demolish us! We did what we had to do to survive and 8eat our session at the end of the day, you can't 8lame shame us for that.

This isn't really a surprise I must admit. Hope you didn't mind the gang and I striking him down that one time—

8et most of you didn’t know this, 8ut this store called ‘Cost Co’ sells the cheese powder in those ultra cheesy instant pasta 8oxes. so you can add…MORE. CHEESE POWDER.

the consorts mentioned something about a dungeon? and now there's two giant uhh... basilisks attacking the village great #saraSBURBsession

video games! do dungeons, fight off enemies. all in a da7’s work for a hero like us
consort tip: seek the clouds of skaia for future glimpses into your quest. if you do not have a skaia, witch-bought is fine
But we can be much more ;)
Sinister Scoundrel.





