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Spy main? You bet your ass I could trickstab you both in-game and IRL six ways from sunday.

I DONT KNOW IF IVE MADE THIS MORE THAN APPARENT TO YOU ALL, BUT I SHOULD DO SOME SORT OF ACTUAL INTRODUCTION. MY NAME IS ARADYM PAELAX, ONE OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE MANY HEIRS AND HEIRESSES ON THIS PLATFORM. ASK ME WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, THIS ALTERNIAN NAVY WIFI IS DOGSHIT ANYWAYS.
[80085] By the way shoutouts to those Juggalo guys from Earth they're very awesome and fun! Can't wait to gather again sometime soon! MWSL(much wicked spider love) 83

💠~ Most places that cater to seadwellers do. I've got like, a list if you need. ~💠

💠~ Girl just like, increase the height of your doorways damn. ~💠
you consider yourself Tall? heh. i can only laugh. (8'10, rich as a moTherfucker, ripped also, woman hmu)
chocolate i think/inf im just hoping this isnt poisoned,/hj

my home still has water pipes somehow hooked up to an actual water source. unsure where from but it is water. im not complaining. :B

finally got a camera attached to my glasses. hopefully the picture sends. here's a picture of the coastline. the water is actually caesium. its radioactive so i try not to stand so close to it. :B #lexihayleysburb https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi%20Landscape%202.png
>[ 🗡 ]< Nah,lookin' for a place with beer. But thanks anyways.
BREAKING NEWS: According to a viewer quote: CHITTR IS GETTING RITCHY KELDAM PREGNANT TONIGHT! congratulations! #suggestive THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Boiling ground beef tolight
>[ 🗡 ]< Could really go for a cold one right now,ya'll know any good places?

( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...I'm followin' #talltrollproblems now!!!! I ain't missin' another one 'o yer wacky hijinks or poor lil mishaps on account 'o my own autoscrollin' feed no more!!! I saw one 'o yer posts, but didn't quite snag the handle!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < WELL NO MORE!!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Reefie Guppie...I've added yer account t'my character sheet!!! Yer posts are in my inventory...I WILL learn more, I WILL write a micro friendfiction featurin' ewe, and I WILL have yer tallness be exalted fer what it is!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < REALLY GOSHDARN COOL, BLIMEY!!!!!

࣪⊹₊˚{ ALWAYYYYS A L+LUBBING PERV AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME THINKING ABOUT MY GILLS!!!! always always ALWAYSSSS!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ #vagueglubbing #PERVEEEERTSSSS }˚₊⊹ ࣪

i actually have my second on this hotdog im eating. :B
aye thats My height too! Doorways just aint MaDe for us :o(

ִ ࣪𖤐 Let's split sOme Heads tOgetHer. ๋࣭ ⭑

#frenchtoastclub breakfast question of the day: what is your go to drink? orange juice? milk? tea? put in the comments below! :B

carpus needs boing boing!

Introductions are in need! Lexi is a 30-year-old Homestuck fan who lived in present-day Seattle before being thrown into playing SBURB to help out another group of Trolls. She almost instantly got reality checked once entering due to how hard the game actually is for people that aren't from SBURB-tied universes. Lexi is a big fan of the characters in Homestuck, specifically Jade and Karkat. IF YOU WISH NOT TO BE SUBJECTED AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF META NONSENSE, you probably shouldn't interact with Lexi. I am pretty much playing the character of a Homestuck fan. Third picture drawn by Skidex on twitter #nsfw https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi.png https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi%20Jade.png https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi%20Excited%20by%20Skid.png






