KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

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Chchow is your friend!

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. ALRIGHT, I'LL ADMIT IT. I KIND OF DROPPED THE FUCKING BALL, HERE. WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE PARTY FOUL IN MY LINE OF WORK. BUT IT'S ALREADY BEEN A HELL OF A WIPE, SO YOU'LL GET WHAT I FUCKING SERVE YOU. FOR THIS AUDIENCE SUBMISSION WIPE, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT *ONE* OF THE MOVIES WILL BE. I'D *LIKE* TO WARN THE USUAL SOPORIFIC DULLARDS ABOUT WHAT'S COMING FOR THEM ON FRIDAY, BUT I CAN'T. APPARENTLY, FUTURE KARKAT IS WARNING ME THAT I'M GOING TO BE UNAVAILABLE THAT DAY FOR SOME INSCRUTABLE, TIME-BLOCKED REASON. OMINOUS AS FUCK, BUT THERE'S NO POINT IN PRYING. JOIN US TOLIGHT AT 7 PM PST FOR ONE OF THE ROMANCES OF ALL TIME. A ROMANCE OF PROPORTIONS. I CAN'T PUT SPATIAL OR TEMPORAL LIMITERS ON THIS THING BECAUSE IT REALLY DOES JUST FUCKING EXIST, DOESN'T IT. IT'S THE ROOM. YES. *THAT* "THE ROOM." AS FOR FRIDAY LIGHT'S SHOWING, IT'S A MYSTERY. I'M ALREADY IN TALKS WITH A FEW PEOPLE TO SEE IF SOMEONE ELSE CAN HOST. I'M WILLING TO LET YOU RIP EACH OTHER TO SHREDS FOR IT. WHAT I AM *NOT* WILLING TO DO IS LET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING HAPPEN. THERE *WILL* BE AN ABCC ON FRIDAY WHETHER I'M THERE OR NOT, SO HELP ME UNDULATING ANUS OF THE MOTHERGRUB. IT WILL HAPPEN. RSVP BELOW. AND MAKE IT SNAPPY, SINCE THIS IS ALL KIND OF LAST-MINUTE, ANYWAYS. REMINDER THAT OUR SUBMISSION FORM FOR AUDIENCE REQUESTS IS RIGHT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SO IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE GARBAGE ON THE SCREEN, WHY DON'T YOU THROW SOMETHING OF ACTUAL FUCKING QUALITY OUR WAY. #GETIN.

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