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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
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Im crying why is trollsuke here and should. I make a trollshikage kira 😭😭😭))
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You know you've gottem when you get every single reaction on your reply at once.
Dude my friend told me about it out of nowhere it’s so cool
I can’t believe my weird little lore post about a gang of rebels targeting the clown churches started this man I love small social media. Okay well it was this or it was the clown rage baiting
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its probably so fucking blissful to be an autistic father of 4 with a difficult marriage and your solace is your model train set that you have a whole room dedicated to sculpting the landscape with realistic terrain and tunnels
and is your love born of hate? if it is, does that not make it an extant form of hate in and of itself?
Would oil make my wing situation worse or better. Hm.

concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
guy who only raps about his badly pilling beverly hills chihuahua limited edition pillow pet and also his wife

concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
((Apologies if I'm posting worse, I'm lowkey drunk #substance
They're good, never hired one myself but I respect their work. Ego sum ira Domini.
i have a deep respect for the profession. though i may be #biased, given my former experience. what of you, dear one?
<)-> i wish i did br4h i think id rock 4 p4ir of bug wings

















