♣ mediated by @calicoGrievance

really what everywhere?
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i expect a thorough review tell me all about the symbolism and themes what was the creator trying to convey with those little yellow assholes
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so thoughtful of you man so thoughtful

whos the lucky partner
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OKAY, I'LL BE EMBARASSING OUT LOUD.
:33 < another day another bug fur you 🐛 [ a bug has appeared on your shoulder similar to mjölnir, it cannot be removed. you are not worthy ]

are you sure i cant exclusively live off of the fifty daily pills they are marketing to me for 1500 dollars a month and ill be better off for it

real shit c a carmine
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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ nice, where I like to be ദ്ദി ˉ꒳ˉ )✧ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

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