Eridan #vvile Ampora
@caligulasAscendance
the fuck you wwant
sometimes i consider bein uncharacteristically nice to people out of nowwhere just to get a rise outta them but the thought of evven pretendin to suck up to those little cretins makes me wwant to hurl
keep your distance contemptuous wwretch i knoww better than to fall for the wwiles of your long distance buddy buddy supportivve charades https://images2.imgbox.com/c0/e3/J2891S7P_o.png
havvin vvris be the sole entity behind me in this tryin time is not all that comfortin a thought actually noww that i rubbed twwo thinkpan cells together about it
so wwhen does strider huntin season start anywway my metaphorical trigger finger is gettin itchy
havve you nevver heard a the concept of ovverpopulation its for the good of the envvironment
oh? since when was this a thing that was talked about
i dont care about that guy i care about envvironmental stability
:33 < is that real??? :33 < i've always wanted to hunt down a time god!
:33 < i'll support it if mew start the trend purridan
if alternates a that strider fucker are givvin him powwer like some kind of liches phylactery or "horcrux" if you wwould i guess i got no choice but to put on my huntin cap an start some cullin of my owwn evven the most pleasant a faces can fall to madness wwith too much powwer an if i gotta regress to my six swweep old behavvior to prevvent it then so be it
ignore the last like eight posts on my profile wwe dont speak about any of that
fight the powwers that be especially if i disagree wwith em
seein my alts post the repugnant dross they lovve regurgitatin all ovver the timeline has awwakened a feelin deep wwithin my pusher ivve heard the humans call a cain instinct
too late to jump in on eridan wwar noww wwe already resolvved that shit days ago
quit assaultin my fuckin eyes an maybe ill givve you a break you evver think about that an that guy can take a dip into the hottest lavva lakes of hell for all i care i aint got any lovve for him either as far as im concerned the entire lineage is fuckin cursed
if anyone evver once brings up the shrek thing to my face i wwill revvert to my old wways and put your head on a pike by the wway
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oh fin flappin fuck evven hes bein nice about it im fuckin ROASTED
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
:33 < femridan amphera :33 < weirdly this makes me like mew a lot more :33
THAT WWASNT MEANT FOR THIS TAB HOWW DO I DELETE A POST
You live with it girly pop.
goregle does hrt wwork on ghosts
congratulations
maybe i could voidsteal u some ghost hrt :o like idk if thats a thing but maybe it could be if i tried hard enuf
i might be "happier" noww but youre still nevver gonna see me smile
:33 < do mew just like to be miserable
:33 < at this point mewr not convincing me mewr not!
i havve a lot of deep an complex thoughts on the state a me an society an my place compared to evveryone else but im not just gonna go airin out all that dirty laundry especially wwhen itd likely just be mocked for the vvulnerability or wwhatevver the fuck excuse people wwould take just because im vviolet
:33 < if it makes mew f33l any better i don't mock mew beclaws mewr violet :33 < i mock mew veclaws mewr purridan ampurra
that jane human seems to havve incredibly complex an probably nuanced thoughts on me considerin evverythin i say tends to pull some kinda reaction outta her otherwwise reservved an refined countenance interestin
can wwe bring back #canceleridan
Y3S W3 C4N, TH4NK YOU FOR T4K1NG ON3 FOR TH3 T34M 4S 4N 3R1D4N
i denounce evvery single one a my alternates for either incredibly righteous or incredibly petty reasons
i wwouldnt say ivve mellowwed out ovver the swweeps on swweeps ivve spent dead its more like a burn out that reignites itself occasionally
its so hard bein the only one a me wwith a half functionin pusher only half though
I FEEL LIKE. THIS IS A SENTIMENT. I SHARE. SORT OF?
yeah like that thing that other me said is fucked up but also fuck you for associatin me wwith them am i hittin a mark here
YES. I THINK WE ARE OF. ONE METAPHORICAL MIND. ABOuT THIS. FuCK SHITTY ALTERNATES.