Eridan #vvile Ampora
@caligulasAscendance
the fuck you wwant
so wwhen does strider huntin season start anywway my metaphorical trigger finger is gettin itchy
havve you nevver heard a the concept of ovverpopulation its for the good of the envvironment
i dont care about that guy i care about envvironmental stability
:33 < is that real??? :33 < i've always wanted to hunt down a time god!
ignore the last like eight posts on my profile wwe dont speak about any of that
:33< time fur some horoscopes :33< ♈look both ways befure crossing the str33t lest mew get got by the midnight city bombpurr what bombs at midnight (city) :33< ♉mew will only be safe fur today if mew eat ten pounds of ch33secake :33< ♊send mewdes #nsfw :33< ♋the ghoulie grabpurr will get mew and theres nyat a gog damn thing mew can do about it! game ofur man game ofur! :33< ♌ get well soon :33< ♍ if mew are mean today good things will happen tomorrow :33< ♎ mew should pick up a hobby i reclawmend juggling chainsaws :33< ♏ mewre k33ping meow pawnest thanks fur that sadly that wont save mew furom the 88 angry bears on their way to fight mew right nyow :33< ♐beware the patchwork gazebo :33< ♑ im afuriad mewre furked fur life sorry :// :33< ♒ if at furst mew dont succ33d give up! :33< ♓ add exactly 45 grains of salt to mewre next meal or suffur my curse
seein my alts post the repugnant dross they lovve regurgitatin all ovver the timeline has awwakened a feelin deep wwithin my pusher ivve heard the humans call a cain instinct
too late to jump in on eridan wwar noww wwe already resolvved that shit days ago
quit assaultin my fuckin eyes an maybe ill givve you a break you evver think about that an that guy can take a dip into the hottest lavva lakes of hell for all i care i aint got any lovve for him either as far as im concerned the entire lineage is fuckin cursed
if anyone evver once brings up the shrek thing to my face i wwill revvert to my old wways and put your head on a pike by the wway
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https://thumbs2.imgbox.com/c7/90/5KyG9azN_t.jpg no cllue if i pissed her off or plleased her but it's funny either way
#MixedSignals #VaguePostin
hi...... u doin ok? <:)
i just made the biggest faux pas of the past dozen or so swweeps i wwouldnt count that as anythin near okay
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
:33 < femridan amphera :33 < weirdly this makes me like mew a lot more :33
i might be "happier" noww but youre still nevver gonna see me smile
:33 < do mew just like to be miserable
:33 < at this point mewr not convincing me mewr not!
i havve a lot of deep an complex thoughts on the state a me an society an my place compared to evveryone else but im not just gonna go airin out all that dirty laundry especially wwhen itd likely just be mocked for the vvulnerability or wwhatevver the fuck excuse people wwould take just because im vviolet
:33 < if it makes mew f33l any better i don't mock mew beclaws mewr violet :33 < i mock mew veclaws mewr purridan ampurra
can wwe bring back #canceleridan
Y3S W3 C4N, TH4NK YOU FOR T4K1NG ON3 FOR TH3 T34M 4S 4N 3R1D4N
i denounce evvery single one a my alternates for either incredibly righteous or incredibly petty reasons
cross caste agin differences dont mean much wwhen you all end up merked on account of bein a doomed timeline
"= awful post but yeah i guess. ="
its so hard bein the only one a me wwith a half functionin pusher only half though
I FEEL LIKE. THIS IS A SENTIMENT. I SHARE. SORT OF?
yeah like that thing that other me said is fucked up but also fuck you for associatin me wwith them am i hittin a mark here
i remember wwhen i used to stand outside of wwindowws im pretty sure all those alts are double dead noww
https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/Untitled21_20260421191937.png
jUST TO BE CLEAR, bY THE WAY FOR ALL THE HATERS, oUT THERE, i HAVE NEVER PURPOSEFULLY ENVISIONED vRISKA IN, a STATE OF UNDRESS, aS IS BEING CLAIMED, wHENEVER SHE APPEARS IN MY NIGHTDREAMS SHE IS ALWAYS IN, tHE FAIRY DRESS, nEVER NUDE, i AM NOT, a WEIRDO PERVERT, oR SOMETHING, wHO LIKES GIRLS IN JUST SHOES, #NSFW