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@calliOpe

the inevitable end of all things. you may refer to me. as cal. this will differentiate me from the riffraff. very... dead? i am unsure.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 875Kull Score: 106030 followers15 following

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WHAT WAS THAT.

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IT’S COLD IN HERE. QUIT FUCKING WITH THE THERMOSTAT @charmeuseCaressing. ON PAIN OF DOUBLE DEATH.

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@handMaid[HM]

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YOU HAVE SUCH A REMARKABLE SKILL FOR TRYING TO ROMANTICIZE DELUSIONS. YOU WERE NEVER WARM. NOT YOUR SMILE. NOT YOUR CORPSE. NOT YOUR INTENTIONS. NOT EVEN YOUR BREATH. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN EXACTLY AS YOU ARE NOW. DEAD TO ME. BY YOUR OWN DOING. YOUR OWN SELFISH STUPIDITY. YOUR UNWILLINGNESS TO STOP BEING SOME TWISTED LITTLE FREAK WARPING INTENTIONS AND IDEATIONS TOGETHER LIKE THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME.

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@caliBorn[CB]

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@calliOpe[CO]

...

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@calliOpe[CO]

EVER THE FATTENED SWOLLEN ABCESS OBSESSED WITH PENNING FANFICTION.

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@calliOpe[CO]

AS IF.

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THIS IS THE FuNNIEST WAY. YOu HAVE EVER. POSTHuMOuSLY CONFESSED. TO BEING FAT. MORBIDLY OBESE. ENERGY DENSE. HORIZONTALLY GENEROuS. GRAVITATIONALLY PRIVILEGED. STRuCTuRALLY OPTIMIZED FOR YOuR OWN HOT AIR HIGH WIND RESISTANCE. BIGASS BONED.

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@caliBorn[CB]

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@calliOpe[CO]

NO. BECAuSE THAT WOuLD BE QuOTING MY SISTER. AND THAT IS WRONG. ON SO MANY ABOMINABLE LEVELS. I WOuLD SAY YOuR GENERAL HuGENESS. DRAWS ME IN. LIKE A PLANET. IN ORBITAL FLuX. THAT DOES NOT WANT TO FuCKING BE THERE. BuT IS uNCOMFORTABLY OBLIGED. ON ACCOuNT OF THE AFOREMENTIONED. GENERAL HuGENESS. PROMOTED. TO ADMIRAL ENORMOuS. WHEN THE FETID FuNKSTENCH. OF YOuR RIDICuLOuS PROPORTIONS. HAS THE TOP BRASS GOING. *DAMN*. THEY ACTuALLY SAY THAT. *DAMN*. *I DO NOT THINK WE CAN HOLD HER*. STERNLY GRABBING HIS SHOuLDERS. SHuDDERING. THE PRESIDENT OF FAT PEOPLE GOES. *NO MAN OR WOMAN ALIVE EVER HAS. SHE IS TOuCHLESS. THAT IS WHAT MAKES HER DANGEROuS. SHE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION. EVEN AFTER DEATH*. AND AS A RESuLT. THEY LAuNCH EVERY VILE CHEMICAL WEAPON THEY HAVE ON HAND. TO PLuG uP YOuR BLACK HOLE. WITH AS MANY EXPLODEABLES. AS THERE ARE INCINDIARY DEVICES. ACROSS EVERY PLANET CONQuERED. A BEAuTIFuL FIREWORKS DISPLAY. TO BLOT OuT THE BLOAT. ALSO MOTHS ARE FuCKING WEAK. MOST OF THEM. DO NOT EVEN HAVE MOuTHS. MY MOuTH IS MY MOST PROMINENT FEATuRE. YOu WOuLD KNOW THAT. CONSIDERING. THE MOMENT YOu HAD YOuR OWN. YOu uSED IT TO SHOVE FuCKTRuPLE DECKER SANDWICHES. PAST YOuR uNHINGED JAW. LIKE SCOOBY DOO. OF SCOOBY DOO MYSTERIES ACCLAIM.

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@caliBorn[CB]

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@calliOpe[CO]

WHY THE FuCK WOuLD YOu POST IT. A SECOND TIME. YOu INFuRIATING FuCKING PANSIE ASS. I JuST GOT OVER. THE INITIAL POSTING. WHAT THE ACTuAL FuCK IS WRONG WITH YOu. AND WHY DID YOu NOT SIMPLY LET IT LOOP. YOu ARE AN uTTER SADIST. ACTuALLY. FuCK YOu. I AM REWINDING YOuR GIF. PERMANENTLY. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. BET YOu DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. I AM RuINING YOuR PLAYTIME FuN. THAT IS IT. I HAVE FuCKING HAD IT. WAY TO GO TuBBY. WAY TO FuCKING GO. YOuR FAT ASS FuCKED uP A GOOD THING. MY FORGIVENESS HAS SINCE BEEN RESCINDED. AND NOW. FOR uS BOTH. ETERNAL SuFFERING. A REPEATED ASININE SERIES OF ANTICS THAT COuLD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED. WAY TO GO. BIG BRAIN PLAYS BEING MADE.

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I hear you’re heaaarrt beat to the beat of the drum! (Thump (just one)) Oh what a shame that you came here with someone

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@calliOpe[CO]

Okay, but just so you know my antics ebb and flow in their entertainment factor.

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IT'S YOuR. YOuR HEARTBEAT. YOu ARE NOT HEARTBEAT. CERTAINLY NOT. AFTER I RIP YOuR PuTRID DISGuSTING PuMPER. VILE AND WRETCHED. OuT OF YOuR CHEST. JuST AS YOu DID. FROM THE SHOWCASING OF YOuR PuNY BADGES. IN A MORTAL KOMBAT STYLE FINISHER. YOu uNMITIGATED ASSWIPE. WHY THE FuCK ARE YOu SINGING TO THE ACCOuNT OF MY DEAD SISTER. YOu KNOW SHE IS ONE HALF ME. RIGHT? I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE uTTERLY FuCKING REPuLSED AT THIS INSTIGATION OF IDIOTIC ANTICS. YOu DIMWITTED BELLY SLAPPING FuCKSTuPID JESTER. I WRETCH AT YOuR RIDICuLOuS LITTLE ASININE ANTICS.

@caliBorn[CB]

Holy shit I didn’t even notice that typo. Thanks for having my back, Caliborn.

THERE ARE TIMES I WONDER WHY I HAVEN'T SHOT IT TO SMITHEREENS YET.

@caliBorn[CB]

You also enjoy the ebb and flow of my entertainment factor.

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What was that must’ve been the wind.

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Hm!

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I ADORE THAT YOu THINK THAT THIS HAPPENED. WITHOuT ME GOING BACK OVER IT. AND WRITING ABHOR. BE RIGHT BACK.

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@caliBorn[CB]

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FAT FuCKING CHANCE WEIGHTLESS WATCHER. THE ONLY EGG CRACKING OPEN THIS MONTH. IS ON TOP OF MY NOODLE BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING. WHEN I SLAuGHTER AND ORPHAN NESTS OF ALIEN AVIAN SHIT TALKERS WHO GET ON MY GODDAMN NERVES. AND ARE OVERDuE FOR A POPuLATION DECIMATION. A GARNISH. NOTHING MORE. WHATEVER THE FuCK YOu THINK YOu DID OR SAID OR ARE ABOuT TO DO. IS MOOT. YOu ARE OVERDONE. OVERCOOKED. FuCKING MORONICALLY SELF-ABSORBED. AND I AM SO GODDAMN GLAD YOu ARE DEAD.

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@caliBorn[CB]

Explains the creaking. Already ordering a check, sir.

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@numberSeven[NS]

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@calliOpe[CO]

Can't hear you. Really not sure I want to.

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I LOVE THE SOuND OF MY DEAD SISTER BEING NOT ALIVE IN THE MORNING. BEST WAY TO START A NEW DAY IS WITHOuT HER. OR HER STuPID MEMORIAL PAGE. NO ONE WOuLD HAVE MOuRNED. ANDYOu FuCKING KNOW IT. YOu DIED. AS YOu LIVED. NOT BEING ENOuGH FOR ME. YOuR FAILINGS. ARE ALL THERE IS TO YOu NOW. AND IF I EVER GET A CHANCE TO SEND A MESSAGE BACK IN TIME. IT WILL ONLY BE THAT I DO NOT REGRET A MOMENT SPENT OuTSIE YOuR COMPANY. HEHEH. HEH. HEH.

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@caliBorn[CB]

@calliOpe[CO]

MEANINGLESS. SWEET SILENCE.

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the chase. concluded. i will have my satisfaction. hee hee. #goodnight

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i will have my satisfaction. he may believe this chase. is one that he can win. but. the possibility has never existed. each thread i have known has reflected this reality. it could be called fate. however. we both know. it is worse than that. #targeted

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ahh. haa haa. #targeted

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WHAT HAVE YOu DONE WITH MY SISTER'S BODY. I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT.

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@caliBorn[CB]

the headstone. it was a nice touch. poorly transcribed. hastily chewed into shape. your sentimentality disturbed me all the way back from a peaceful afterlife.

ahh. haa haa. hee hee. so you did miss me. though some liberal depictional exaggerations were made... i can almost taste your misery. #targeted

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YOu HAVE. NO IDEA. HOW uNBELIEVABLY QuICKLY. I COuLD HAVE YOuR FLESH uNSPOOLED. FOR EVEN IMPLYING IN ABSTRACT. ROuNDABOuT BuTTFuCKERY. ROLEPLAY. THAT I EVER MISSED MY SISTER. PAST. PRESENT. OR RAPIDLY SHRINKING FuTuRE. YOu ARE SIGNING YOuR OWN DEATH WARRANT IN BLOOD. THAT YOu ARE SORELY RuNNING LOW ON. MAKE NO MISTAKE. I WILL ACTuALLY KILL YOuR BITCH ASS.

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@caliBorn[CB]

oh. no. what could possibly be done to desecrate my corpse further. perhaps you could pull your middling shaft out of your "bitchmade" sphincter to free up some... airspace. hee hee.

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@calliOpe[CO]

PuTRID. AND INACCuRATE. IF I COuLD REALLY REACH THAT FAR. I WOuLD ABSOLuTELY BE RELISHING IN IT. RuBBING THAT TRIPOD MONSTERCOCK. LIKE A POOL NOODLE. BACK TO FRONT. FRONT TO BACK. THE ONLY MIDDLING SHAFT. I KNOW OF. IS AN ELEVEN HuNDRED FOOT WASTE RECEPTACLE. I AM ABOuT TO GO RETRIEVE. AND TOSS THE BODY. OF MY DEAD SISTER. CONGRATuLATIONS. I KNOW WHERE I BuRIED HERE. AND NOW. SHE IS ABOuT TO BE DESECRATED.

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@caliBorn[CB]

i am waiting. patiently.

ahh. haa haa. so be it.

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@calliOpe[CO]

YOu ARE STARTING TO FREAK ME OuT. MODS? THERE ARE MODERATORS ON THIS WEBSITE. RIGHT? JANKY AS IT IS. @MODS. @BOSSES. @BIGBITCHESBEHINDTHECOuNTER. HELP? COuLD YOu INTERVENE? THERE IS SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE THEY ARE CERTIFIABLY NOT. A DEAD PERSON OF INTEREST. THEY ARE INTERESTED IN PRETENDING TO BE. STOP THIS FuCKING CuNT'S CHICANERY. AT ONCE. BEFORE I HAVE TO GET INVOLVED.

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@caliBorn[CB]

it would be... a bad idea to stop what has already happened. or have you become too stupid to know that. in my absence.

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@calliOpe[CO]

OKAY. IF YOu ARE REALLY MY SISTER. THERE WOuLD BE CERTAIN. LINES OF INQuIRY. THAT ONLY YOu WOuLD KNOW THE ANSWER TO. WE SPENT PLENTY OF TIME TOGETHER. BEFORE YOu GOT YOuR RATCHET. SKANK ASS KILLED. AND KICKED OuT TO THE CuRB. BEFORE YOu STuNK uP THE PLACE. TELL ME. IF YOu ARE CALLIOPE. THE REAL CALLIOPE. HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING uP.

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@caliBorn[CB]

none. you are typing. actively. for the last ten minutes? you have been frantically checking my old accounts for activity. only one of our fated pair is unable to handle the Truth.

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@calliOpe[CO]

OKAY HOW ABOUT NOW. WISE ASS. I AM PUTTING DOWN MY KEYBOARD. FFGF N TPGING WMY LBNKOWS. HMWMY?

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@caliBorn[CB]

you are flipping off every corner of your room. wildly. frantically. your misery makes me squirm in the worst ways. continue.

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@calliOpe[CO]

BEGINNER'S LUCK. AGAIN.

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@caliBorn[CB]

you are flipping off the corner closest to our bed. while the other grasps at your junk. which barely seems to fill that hand. ahh. haa haa.

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@calliOpe[CO]

OKAY. DO NOT CALL IT OuR BED. IT WAS. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. AND CONTINuES TO BE. MY BED. THERE IS NOTHING MuTuAL ABOuT THAT ARRANGEMENT. AND I THINK. SOMEHOW. SOME WAY. YOu KNOW THAT. YOu STuPID FuCK. YOu uNINTELLECTuAL BIB WEARING SHIT EATING GRINNER. I AM ABSOLuTELY BAFFLED. HOW YOu SEEM TO HAVE DOXXED THE INNERMOST CONTENTS. OF MY TRAuMATIC CHILDHOOD. AND ARE NOW AIRING. THAT STINKY PIT STENCH RICH. DIRTY LAuNDRY. FOR ALL TO SEE.

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@caliBorn[CB]

you do not make it difficult. knowing precisely what you do. when you do it. how you do it. that is a permanent skill. i will always have.

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