♦ pitied by @calliOpe
girl if i wanted to make you hear panting i'd rock on up there and record you while we do the damn thing
👉👈 just my two billion cents bestieeee? 👉👈 🥹✋ the felt is worried for you!!!! youre acting all unhinged...cray cray...uncoordinated...miserable...and for once? you actually have a reason to!!!! like!!!! yikes!🤚🫶 ☄️🌌🌟 maybe those space needles have unforeseen [side effects may include] you hadn't thought of??? might be best just to put them in a nice little baggie and ensure they go the way of cujojito droppings...no harm no foul! 🌝🌚👾🌝 😗😘 what do you say dammmmmmmmyyyyy? wanna get back to business? 😘😙
WHEN I CATCH WHICH OF YOU PANFUCKERS KEEPS MAKING ME HALLUCINATE YUCKY BREATHING SOUNDS. AT RANDOM INTERVALS. I WILL UNLEASH VENGEANCE. @taciturnTerror @scratchDoctor.
I believe I just proverbially kicked the proverbial beehive.
HGGHHHGHHWH. WHA. #NANI.
ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE. IN THE RICH AND STORIED LIFE OF AN ALPHA. YOU MAY COME TO HIT. WHAT IS KNOWN. AS THE 「SKILL CEILING.」 ALSO KNOWN AS. THE UPPER LIMIT OF YOUR STAGGERING POWER. ARE YOU TO ABANDON YOUR #BOSS #BEAST #HUSTLE #GRINDSET. AND REST ON YOUR LAURELS. NO. #DIVERSIFY YOUR #SKILLS. #POACH YOUR #ENEMIES'S #TALENT. DEVELOP NEW. EXCITING. NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN #STRATEGIES. TO #MAXIMIZE YOUR #VIOLENCE #OUTPUT. WORK NEVER SLEEPS. WHY SHOULD YOU. #HUSTLE. #LURKEDIN. #WORKPOSTING. #APPLYNOW. #NEWWEAPONGET.
IT’S COLD IN HERE. QUIT FUCKING WITH THE THERMOSTAT @charmeuseCaressing. ON PAIN OF DOUBLE DEATH.
WHAT WAS THAT.
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FUCK THIS PLACE. I DON’T NEED YOU. I DON’T NEED ANY OF YOU. YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT. YOU DO IT YOURSELF.
AS IF.
EVER THE FATTENED SWOLLEN ABCESS OBSESSED WITH PENNING FANFICTION.
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YOU HAVE SUCH A REMARKABLE SKILL FOR TRYING TO ROMANTICIZE DELUSIONS. YOU WERE NEVER WARM. NOT YOUR SMILE. NOT YOUR CORPSE. NOT YOUR INTENTIONS. NOT EVEN YOUR BREATH. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN EXACTLY AS YOU ARE NOW. DEAD TO ME. BY YOUR OWN DOING. YOUR OWN SELFISH STUPIDITY. YOUR UNWILLINGNESS TO STOP BEING SOME TWISTED LITTLE FREAK WARPING INTENTIONS AND IDEATIONS TOGETHER LIKE THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME.
Merry #VoreDay the Second. Today's illustration is following that classic tradition: 8th of August — The Eating. Our commissioner is, of course, anonymous. But, below is a missive promptly scrambled by Junior to enforce non-identity. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Bitch. I know you're going to somehow alter the bounds of my plans. Probably add a section in about your dumb victorious grin and ill-gotten victory. But I always will account for your bullshit. So I ordered three frames. XD Sucker. Now you look like you're enjoying the loss. Does kind of change the overall tone of the piece, huh? Not my job to question it. Here's a loser playing with their food or something like that.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 004/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx LITTLE CALAMITY - "LIL CAL" xxxxXXX MY LITTLE CALAMITY. LIL CAL.THE SMALLEST MOST INNOCuOuS LOOKING HARBINGER OF COMPLETE COSMIC FuCKING RuIN. THE PuPPETEER OF PuPPETEERS. THE MARIONETTE WITH NO STRINGS. THE WHITE EYED WITNESS TO EVERYTHING THAT DIES. THIS JuJu IS NOT MERELY A TRINKET. OR A TOY. OR SOME STuPID FuCKING DOLL THAT A GOOFASS SELF TOuCHER MIGHT CuDDLE WITH. AT NIGHT. WHILE WHISPERING SWEET HONKS INTO ITS ARTIFICIAL EAR. IN THE HOPES THAT I AM LISTENING. NO. THIS IS THE CONTAINMENT VESSEL. OF A GOD. ANY GOD. WHAT WILL BECOME ONE. THROuGH THE RIGOROuS APPLICATION. OF TEMPORAL FuCKERY. AND A WHOLE LOT. OF PATIENT ZERO BuLLSHIT. THINK OF LITTLE CALAMITY. AS A BACKuP DRIVE. A HARD DRIVING HARD DRIVER FOR NECESSARY CHANGE. A SPIRITuAL. BS uSB. WITH BuLLSHIT AMOuNTS OF STORAGE SPACE. AND FLAWLESS STASIS TYPE PRESERVATION. IT CAN CONTAIN. EVEN THE VAST ENORMITY. OF A CHERuBIAN SPIRIT. TIL DEATH. THAT IS THE ONLY CATCH. LIL CAL IS. DISGuSTINGLY FRAGILE. FROM THE OuTSIDE. LIKE. A DOMAIN. OVEREXPANDED. AND IT IS FOR THIS REASON. MY SWEET LOVELY LITTLE CALAMITY. IS LARGELY uNWIELDY. EXCEPT IN EXTREME CIRCuMSTANCES. AND DIRE CONVOLuTED LONG TERM BuLLSHIT PLANS. BuT HE IS SO IRREFuTABLY ADORABLE. LOOK AT IT. GO AHEAD. LOOK AT THAT SMuG LITTLE SHIT EATING GRIN. THOSE GLOSSY GLASS LICKABLE EYES THAT SEE EVERYTHING. THAT NEVER BLINK. THAT NEVER CLOSE. EVEN WHEN YOu ARE SLEEPING. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOu ARE SLEEPING. IT IS THE PERFECT PRISON. AND THE PERFECT SuBSEQuENT PRISON BREAK. ALL WRAPPED uP IN ONE TINY PACKAGE. OF SPACETIME FABRIC STITCHED TOGETHER HATE AND DREAMS. THE MATERIALS ARE IRRELEVANT. COTTON. WOOL. THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED. ALL IS TuRDuCKEN STYLE STuFFED INSIDE. LIKE A RAGE ROASTED TuRDuCKEN. AT HuMAN THANKSGIVING. IF HuMAN THANKSGIVING WAS A HuMAN HOLIDAY. ABOuT STuFFING YOuR NON HuMAN ENEMIES. INTO SMALLER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES. WAIT SHIT. MATROYSHKA DOLLS. THAT WAS THE METAPHOR. THAT WOuLD BE A WAY BETTER METAPHOR. IT WORKS LIKE THIS. YOu POSSESS THE CAL. YOu CARRY THE CAL. YOu BECOME THE CAL. OR RATHER. THE CAL BECOMES YOu. THE CAL IS YOu. YOu BECOME THE CALAMITY. BuT ALSO. YOu BECOME EVERYTHING THE CAL EVER WAS TOO. RETROACTIVELY. WHICH IS A LOT. BECAuSE THE CAL HAS BEEN EVERYWHERE. AND EVERYWHEN. IT IS A LOOP. A CLOSED CIRCuLAR REFERENCE. IN THE GRAND LIBRARY OF EXISTENCE. CHECKED OuT PERPETuALLY. NEVER RETuRNED. RACKING uP FINES. IN THE CuRRENCY OF SOuLS. WHICH IT FEEDS ON. BY THE WAY. YOu PuT SOMETHING INTO THE CAL. AND IT NEVER COMES BACK OuT. THE SAME. OR AT ALL. uNTIL IT DOES. BuT WRONG. MY SISTER. THAT WORTHLESS WASTE OF CHROMOSOMES. CALLIOPE. SHE HATED THIS ONE. SHE SAID IT WAS "CREEPY." SHE SAID IT LOOKED AT HER FuNNY. WHICH IT DID. BECAuSE IT WAS LOOKING AT HER. LIKE LuNCH. LIKE A SPLENDID LITTLE SNACK. A MIDNIGHT FEAST. OF PSYCHIC ENERGY. AND DREAM SELF ESSENCE. SHE WANTED TO BuRN IT. CAN YOu IMAGINE. THE AuDACITY. TO TRY TO DESTROY SOMETHING SO CLEARLY BEYOND HER COMPREHENSION. I EXPLAINED. PATIENTLY. THAT FIRE WOuLD ONLY MAKE IT STRONGER. THAT FIRE IS HOW YOu SEASON A GOOD SOuL STEW. SHE DID NOT LISTEN. SHE NEVER LISTENED. uNTIL SHE DID. BuT BY THEN. SHE WAS A LITTLE TOO PREOCCuPIED WITH DYING. TO DDO IT THOROuGHLY. IT IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED. TO @twistedComedy. A KIND OF TWISTED COMEDY OF ITS OWN. FOR SAFEKEEPING. AND EVENTuAL DEPLOYMENT. WHEN THE TIME COMES. TO uNLEASH WHAT IS INSIDE. DO NOT HuG IT. DO NOT LOVE IT. uNLESS YOu WANT TO BECOME PART OF THE GREATER WHOLE. THE GREATER CAL. THE BIGGEST CAL. THE FINAL CALAMITY. CALAMIT...ME. THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS ENGLISH. AND ALL THAT IS HATE. BuT. IF YOu DID THAT. WELL. WE WOuLD ALREADY BE HERE. WOuLDN'T WE?
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 005?/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXXXXX LOOKIE LOSE??? LOOKIE LOOS? THE LOOKY-LIEuS??? LOOK HE LOSE??? LOST AND FOuND SPECTRALS? GLASS WATCHING PARTIES ANONYMOuS??? A TRAGEDY IN FOuR ACTS - "THE EYES THAT SEE DEAD PEOPLE"??? XXXXXXX I AM GOING TO BE HONEST. I AM SKEPTICAL. THE SPECTACLES. EXIST. IF THERE WERE A PAIR OF JuJu GLASSES. AT FuCKING ALL. I WOuLD KNOW ABOuT IT. WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT. MY OWN MIRACuLT PREACHER BROuGHT THESE TO MY ATTENTION. I MIGHT THINK NOTHING OF IT. BuT. AN EXCERPT. I REMEMBERED FLAWLESSLY. FROM MY SISTER'S REPuLSIVE PuKE INDuCING DIGITAL DIARY. AN ENTRY. FROM SWATTPAD. WHICH I HAVE TRANSCRIBED HERE. FAIR WARNING. I HAVE NOT EDITED ANY OF IT. CONTROL. ALT. SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPPED RIGHT HERE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i jUst had. the BIGGEST HORRORGASM. like divine inspiration, to sweat the whole of my arse right off, writing this dark and edgy backstory aboUt my very own jUjU creation. yes! i make those! i'm basically a god after all. i jUst had to rUsh over to my adoring fans and share. warning for... mUrder, spiritUal happenings, spooky spooking, and DARK ROMANCE. are yoU titilated? i sUre am. not betaread. don't like don't read! bUt if yoU DO read yoU simply mUst review. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) 💚💚💚 the mysterioUs lookie lose / look (what) he lose / lost and foUnd spectrals / glass watching parties anonymoUs: a tragedy in foUr acts. (a working title... any ideas? XU) (mUst inclUde pUns!) (ok ok, mooooving on.) click foUr spoilers: these gorgeoUs lenses are actUally the jUjU i am so so so excited to share with yoU all, and NOT JUST ANY JUJU. they're mine, made by me! sqUeeeeee!!! here is...... the 🌶️ spicy bits! 🌶️ (so the entire story as it stands in part one of more. U-U) (bUt not too spicy yet!) once Upon a time on beforUs, the most nostalgic paradoxal sUbdivision of the Universe, there was a toootally infamoUs serial killer named dredge morren! he was... the Ultimate yandere (so in love that it kills someone else!) bUt make it self-loathing? he hated himself so mUch, because his body just felt wrong. (we've all been there! i have to share everything with the WORST PERSON EVAR.) so dredge just started possessing other people... but not to hang oUt and have tea and tUrn a sad frowny face into an Upside-down happy face. not at all! he made them do... the most fUcked Up things... to themselves... and to others. carnage! blood! slashing and clashing and splUUUUUUUrt! 🔪🔪🔪🩸🅰️ 🆎 🅱️ 🅾️ (what blood type are yoU? comment and i might add yoU to morren's list of killings!) so anyway. dUring one of his little mUrder mayhems, he corners this poor troll in a frog temple. (so Unhinged. so Unserious!) (i've always wanted to actUally visit one...) and the troll is reaching for something hidden deep inside their soon-to-bee-catacombs. gUess. what. it. is. THE looky lieU glasses!!!! ✨ 👓 ✨ like, can yoU imagine what woUld have happened if that poor UnfortUnate troll managed to grab them? they coUld of seen spirits. not jUst the dead, but the spiritUal form of the self, so they might of been able to fend off the serial killer! what drama, what irony, what potential. ohhhh no. i forgot to say how they work. goUmen naasai! ao anyway. no way! dredge morren took that sparkly treasUre all for himself. and here is where it really takes off, becaUse being able to watch victim's soUls literally leave their bodies mid-slaUghter?! 😳😳😳 that's like the Ultimate voyheUrist ecstacy for mUlticidal spree villains like dredge morren. he was living his best life. (his victims worst death???) jUst getting to watch the light face from trollish eyes in real time. goodness gracioUs! bUt. ⬇️ here ⬇️ is the plot twist my lovely readers!!!!! that wasn't even their original intention. i didn't make them for some mUrder hUsbando hobo to get his rickety rocks off. i made them so sad little grieving people coUld say one last goodbye to their beloved ones on beforUs! becaUse as yoU know, i'm a sapphic icon who believes in closUre!!! UvU ... >vU ~ * gfndsfmfgsdaijg3h3rMASNFDKLGFJASREHOVCM Mwevjcvm n OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! (aUthor's note: my stUpid brother is reading over my shoUlder and being a slappy little hater with nothing better to do. so i have to be honest. ÙmÚ what. ever. realistically. i probably made them so that when i finally win oUr little game and took over the body and killed caliborn (yes, THAT caliborn, the loser lameling, my dUmb Ugly brother that can't write for shit), i coUld laUgh at him while his gross little soUl flUtters ungracefUlly out of his royally fUcked body. i definitely want to see his expression when he realizes i jUst one!!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 bUt. that still hasn't... actUally happened yet. late doomer syndrome maybe?? i gUess? better late than ever in calisnore's favoUr as the scholars might say. (that woUld be me. of coUrse!) oh. and the best part? the absolUte 🍒 cherry 🍒 on top? he doesn't even know this jUjU exists. becaUse he never reads any of my fictions Unless i read them oUt FOR him. how drab. i sUppose yoU can lead a dUllard to literatUre bUt you can't make them perUze the classics. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) ending aUthor's note: ohmigosh. thank yoU for reading my darkfic. please issUe kUdoes and comment if yoU what chapter two two be aboUr what happens when someone actUally wears the looking loose specs. also. caliborn!!!!! if yoU are reading this years and years and years and years and years into the fUtUre becaUse yoU are a boring stUpid whiny cheater: I HATE U AND YOUR FIC SUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! UxU (mwah!) ==> signed callie ohpeee 💚💚💚 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHEREABOuTS. uNKNOWN. EXISTENCE. uNCERTAIN. AS SuCH. I CANNOT RIGHTFuLLY ASSIGN IT TO ANYONE. TRuLY. BuT WHOEVER HAS THEM. WELL. THEY ONCE BELONGED TO A KILLER. OR SO I HAVE HEARD. SO. HOPEFuLLY THAT MAKES YOu FEEL GOD FuCKING AWFuL.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 003/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE BOOM-BOOM BOX" / "THE RuN DON'T WALK MAN" xxxxXXX A SACRED. AND ANCIENT JuJu. MEANT FOR LuRING. AND CONTROLLING. PLANETARY COMPLACENCY. THINK OF IT. AS AN APOCOLYPTIC CONSEQuENCE. FOR CONQuERED WORLDS. WHEN YOu ARE A CHERuB. YOu ABIDE BY A VERY RESTRICTIVE DIET. THIS WAS THE SOLuTION TO CIVILIZATIONS. FAR ENOuGH ALONG TO FIGHT BACK. WEIGHTED AGAINST THE NEED. TO CONSuME FuCKMASSIVE HEAPS uPON HEAPS OF EATS. OFTEN IN A QuICK BIND. WITH A VERY SMALL TuRNAROuND. THERE WAS ONLY ONE PRIORITY. TOTAL CHERuB VICTORY. FAILING TO DO SO. MIGHT MAKE ONE IRRITABLE. PARTICuLARLY IF ONE IS A CHERuB. ALREADY RAGE FILLED. AS A DEFAuLT STATE OF BEING. AND WITH PHENOMENAL POWER. SuCH AS THAT OF A CHERuB. THAT COuLD MEAN EATING PLANETS INTENDED TO RuLE OVER. VANQuISHING POPuLATIONS INTENDED TO BE SuBJuGATED. AND uLTIMATELY. DESTROYING. WHAT CANNOT BE BROuGHT BACK IN ITS ENTIRETY. WITHOuT uNDOING COuNTLESS HOuRS OF PROGRESS. EVEN REWINDING THE PASSAGE OF TIME. DOES NOT GAuRANTEE THE SAME OuTCOME. NOTHING IS MORE FRuSTRATING. THAN HAVING TO SET uP THE BuILDING BLOCKS OF A CONQuEST YOu JuST COMPLETED. JuST TO SAVE A FEW MEAGER ALMOST MEANINGLESS IN THEIR ENTIRETY LIVES. THAT IS WHY. WE HAVE. A SINGLE BOOM BOOM BOX. IT EXCEEDS ALL DECIBEL COuNTS. AND MEASuREMENTS. ADVISABLE. TO SENTIENT LIFE. ON ITS HIGHEST SETTING. IT RIVALS. AND EXCEEDS. THE VAST GLuB. THAT ALTERNIANS SuCCuMBED TO MANY SWEEPS AGO. IT CAN DEFEAN. THE VAST EXPLETIVE. WHICH MAKES FOR A REALLY FuNNY TIMELINE. I TRIED IT ONCE. A VERY. FAMILIAR. END OF THE WORLD. FOR MANY A LESSER SPECIES. GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. ENTER. A CHERuB. A SINGLE BOOM-BOOM BOX. LAID ON FuRTIVE GROuND. FOR FEEDING. FOR MATING. FOR PLAY. FOR A BILLION BITES TO EAT. IT MATTERS NOT. ... "EXCuSE ME SIR." "I HAVE A TuNE FOR YOuR PLANET." "IT IS THE SOuND OF THE END." "WOuLD YOu LIKE TO HEAR IT? NO?" "TOO BAD." A SINGLE CLAW. ONE BuTTON PuSHED. AND THEN. THE END OF ALL LIFE. AND NOW. IT IS ENTRuSTED CuRRENTLY. TO @taciturnTerror. BECAuSE. WE. BE. GROOVING.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 001/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME" / "MAJYYK THE SCATTERING - BETA SET" xxxxXXX THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. THE STRIFATAS SPECIBINIBuS. THE BLACK LOTuS. MAJYYK THE SCATTERING THE BETA SET. THE RIFFLE IN SPACE TIME. THE DISCARDED uPPER HAND. THE FINAL DRAW. THIS JuJu IS QuITE LITERALLY CIVILIZATION ALTERING IN THE WRONG OR RIGHT HANDS. ARMIES COuLD FALL AND RISE AGAIN IN ARMS. ALL WITHOuT AN ARMORY. THE ABILITY TO ONLY CARRY THINGS WITH YOuR OWN TWO HANDS WAS ALWAYS SEEN AS ONE OF GENEOLOGY'S GREATEST FAILuRES. AND IMPEDIMENTS TO TOTAL GLOBAL CONQuEST. ON A BITCHWIMP LOW PLANETARY LEVEL. THIS IS WHY WOMANLY BASKETS WERE WEAVED. THIS IS WHY QuIVERING QuIVERS WERE CONCEIVED OF. THIS IS WHY QuITE FRANKLY. WEAPONS WERE MADE HAND FREE AND LONG RANGE. BuT THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. MADE ALL OF THAT IRRELEVANT. IT IS THE COMPACTING OF ANY AND EVERY WEAPON. RAISED AGAINST YOu. OR BY YOuR OWN HAND. AFTER A BLOODTHIRSTY RAMPAGE. INTO A GORGEOuS LITTLE STANDARD SIZE DECK. OF PLAYING CARDS. THINK OF IT LIKE. IF A CARD. COuLD BE A TRAP. AS A RESPONSE. IN THE FINAL MOMENT. A "GOTCHA". ITS MYSTICAL MAJYYKS ALLOW IT TO SEAL THE ESSENCE OF EVERY WEAPON. uNIQuELY GRAFTED ONTO A PLAYING CARD THAT. MuCH LIKE THE ENTIRE ASSEMBLY. IS NOT DEFAuLT PHYSICALLY CARRIED. WE. AND BY WE. I MEAN MY SISTER. ACTuALLY DID NOT LIKE THIS ONE. LIKE PROMETHEuS TO FIRE. SHE TOOK MY PERSONAL BELIEF THAT WE SHOuLD DISTRIBuTE IT TO THE MANY. AND AFTER CAREFuL CONSIDERATION. AND MANY CONVINCING ARGuMENTS WON BY ME. SHE DECIDED TO STEAL AND DISTRIBuTE IT HALPHAZARDLY. BuT WITHOuT TEMPORAL STABILITY. THE DuMB CuNT FuCKED IT uP. AND SPILLED THE CARDS FuCKING EVERYWHERE THROuGHOuT THE KNOWN AN uNKOWN uNIVERSE. THE THING IS. THESE ARE VERY FuCKING OLD. AND LARGELY uSELESS TO MOST GALAXIES AND PLANETS. WHO ALREADY HAVE THE SCATTERED SPECIALIZED VERSIONS. uNLESS YOu GREW uP ON A PLANET. WITH A PACIFIER IN THE MOuTH OF ITS MOLTEN CORE. THAT FORBID PVP. SuCH AS BEFORuS. YOu ARE BETTER OFF SIMPLY DOING WHAT YOu DO BEST. YOu HAVE TO BE VERY TALENTED. EXCEPTIONALLY SKILLED. REMARKABLY GIFTED. AND MuRDEROuSLY PROFICIENT. IN MANY AREAS ALL AT ONCE. TO EVEN GET VALuE OuT OF THIS THING. YOu WOuLD NEED A BLOOD SOAKED LIFETIME SPENT. PER WEAPON TYPE. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE FuLLY INTEGRATED uSE. OF SuCH A VINTAGE. RETRO. HIT CLASSIC. AND CHRONOLOGICALLY ANACHRONISTIC. IMPOSSIBLE GIFT. AND MANY LIFETIMES. OF WEALTH. TO AFFORD IT. SITuATIONAL IN THE TRuEST SENSE. AND YET. I HAVE A BuYER. INCREDIBLE. I WAITED ALL OF TIME FOR THIS STuPID FuCKING THING TO SELL. ONLY TO NOTICE. A TINY BLIP. FANCY FuCKING THAT. uNFORTuNATELY. THE BuYER IS NOT A TIME TRAVELER. AND CANNOT COLLECT ON HIS OWN. AS SuCH. I HAVE DELEGATED THE RESPONSIBILITY. TO MY MOST TRuSTED OF ERRAND RuNNERS. THROAT MAILBOX SLITTERS. AND DELIVERERS. OF DEATH. THIS JuJu. IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED TO. AND IN THE POSSESSION. OF MY @handMaid FOR STORAGE. AND LATER DELIVERY. THE TEMPLATE. OF EVERY ONE MAN OR ONE WOMAN ARMY. IS NO MORE FITTINGLY HANDLED. THAN BY YOu. uNTIL THE DAY. YOu HAND IT OFF. TO THE SPENDTHRIFT. WHO WILL BE MOST PLEASED INDEED. TO COLLECT. OH. THE TRADING OF CARDS...SO FuN. SO PLACID. SO SIMPLE.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. PRELuDE/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER. YOu. NONE OF THESE THINGS. IF YOu ARE STILL READING. YOu NEVER AGAIN WILL BE. IT HAS COME TO MY NIGH OMNISCIENT ATTENTION. THAT SOME MISINFORMATION HAS BEEN SPREAD. ABOuT THE NATuRE. AND PLACEMENT. OF JuJuS. JuJuS. THE MYTHOLOGICAL CHERuBIAN ARTIFACTS. THAT DEFY AND SCuLPT REALITY. TO MAKE THE OCCuPANTS IT HOuSES. STuCK IN PLACE. LONG ENOuGH. TO CONSuME AND EAT. DESPITE THIS EPIC. AND AWESOME. AND INCREDIBLE LORE. THERE ARE VERY FEW HEADS THAT CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION. AND THAT IS SOMETHING I INTEND TO CORRECT. FORCIBLY. WITH REPEATED IGNORANCE CANCELLING OuT BLuDGEONINGS OF STuNNING FACTS. AND EYE RuBBING IN DISBELIEF VISuALS. THAT WILL CAPTuRE THE INESCAPABLE AMAZEMENT YOu. YES. YOu. READER. YOu THERE. OBSERVING MY WORDS NOW. WILL FEEL. VERY SHORTLY. I WILL ALSO. CONTINuALLY uPDATE THIS. AND ALL OTHER POSTS. FOR A PuBLIC RECORD. OF WHICH CHuCKLEFuCK. CuRRENTLY POSSESSES EACH NEW. AND OLD. ARTIFACT ALIKE. EACH TRANSFER. MuST BE LOGGED HERE. LIKE A VILE LIBRARY. OR BLOOD STAINED LEDGER. FOR ALL ENEMIES OF THE FELT. KNOWN AND uNKNOWN. FIRST. TO GENOCIDE SOME MISCONCEPTIONS. KILLING EVERY LAST ONE. LIKE A SERIES OF BALLS ON A BILLIARDS TABLE. NOT POOL. BY THE WAY. BILLIARDS. SOME WRONGLY ASSuME. THAT ALL JuJuS ARE LEPRECHAuN IN ORIGIN AND NATuRE. BECAuSE OF MY TENDENCY TO PERMIT uNDERLINGS TO HAVE THEM. THIS IS FALSE. THAT A SIMPLE. GREEN AND RED CHESS SET. BETWEEN BROTHER AND SISTER SHARING THE SAME BODY. IS SuFFICIENT ENOuGH TO COuNT AS A JuJu. THIS IS FALSE. uNLESS THE TWO. ARE SHARING A CHERuB BODY. IN WHICH CASE IT IS TRuE. RATHER THAN DROP TRuTH NuKES. AND LIEDROGEN BOMBS. LEAVING YOuR BRAINSPACE uNINHABITABLE FOR MANY SWEEPS OF SWEPT OFF YOuR FuCKING FEET RECOVERY. THEY GO BY MANY NAMES. PREDATE MOST OF RECORDED HISTORY. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE. EXIST. AS A SORT OF. SEAMRIPPER. FOR THE FABRIC OF REALITY. AN ANTIMATTER. TO EVERYTHING THAT WILL EVER MATTER. AN ANSWER. TO ALL uNASKED QuESTIONS. JuJuS. ARE THE VERY CONCEPT OF CHERuBIAN CREATION AND DESTRuCTION MADE MANIFEST. AND MOST SIGNIFICANT OF ALL. THOuGH OF CHERuB MAKE. YOu DO NOT HAVE TO BE A CHERuB. IN ORDER TO uSE ONE OF THESE AWESOME ARTIFACTS. I WILL ENDEAVOR TO TRY TO LIST THEM ALL. BuT MANY ARE STuPID. AND DO NOT WARRANT STATING. ONLY THE COOL ONES WILL BE FuRNISHED. AND DISTRIBuTED TO THE FEW. WITHIN THE FELT. ENTER. THE SENSATIONAL SHOWCASE. ALL OF WHICH. TIME TRAVELED TO. AND RETROACTIVELY ADDED. HERE. A MASTERPOST. MASTER BAIT. FOR FELLOW LORDS. AMuSED MuSES. AND MASTERS OF CLASS. 1) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/3abbbf16-2a45-4862-af31-ca1e8df6911c 2) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/13d8efc6-e630-4107-9c6f-9dd385114b87 3) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/564fabb1-2850-491b-98a8-07c2cd349bf8 4) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/509367e4-741f-4b02-964c-ce08e05f6e46 5) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/1c7de8ad-69ab-4112-8d85-af408fc71f43
I HAVE HAD SOME TIME TO REFLECT. MATuRELY. uPON THIS MATuRE PIECE OF WORK. COMMISSIONED. NO DOuBT. MANY YEARS IN THE PAST. IN ORDER TO SPITE ME. ON THIS MODERN DAY OCCASSION. I AM NOT ONE IMMuNE TO THE OCASSIONAL YuCK YuCK. A JOKE. MADE BY A SPITEFuL HATER. WHO IS TIRED OF BEING DEAD. BuT ALSO PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF EXPRESSING THIS. ON ACCOuNT OF THE BEING DEAD. SO TO SHOW HOW uNAFFECTED I AM. I HAVE DECIDED TO. RECHIT. THE #VORE DAY CONTENT. COMPLETELY uNPHASED. NONCHALANT. AS THE JOINED AT THE HIP HIP ADuLT YOuTH OF TODAY SAY. THIS IS BECAuSE I AM COOL. QuE. Tu CuERPO. PA DARLE. ALEGRIA. Y COSA BuENA. DALE A Tu CuERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA. HEY. MACARENA. THAT IS RIGHT. I CAN DANCE. THE MACARENA. THAT WAS A BIG DEAL. BACK IN THE DAY YOu SEE. YOu COuLD NOT COMMAND THE RESPECT OF AN uNDERLING LEPRECHAuN. IF YOu COuLD NOT DO SO. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. DRAWINGS DO NOT AFFECT ME. ONE BIT. AND I AM TOTALLY FuCKING DISAFFECTED. BY #NSFWE CONTENT. WEIRD HuMAN CuLTuRES AND CuSTOMS. AND HOLIDAY. THIS IS A PASSING FAD. JuST LIKE THE LIGHT FROM MY SISTER'S EYES.
OH. THAT IS VORE. VORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER.
Merry #VoreDay the First, to the enlightened. Theme of today's illustrative clash is, naturally, in line with the holiday: 7th of August — The Eater. Our commissioner would like to remain anonymous. Aside from a small, Junior-dequirked message to a very unlucky victim, which follows. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Having glimpsed my unenviable fate in the certain future, I would like to exercise some small control over the here and the now and the torment to come. This will be finished at just the right moment to make him furious. Crazy. But hey. An artist has to make a living. So butter your biscuits and get straight nasty on the click-through. This sucker only loops once, per commissioner's orders, so rewatches are manual... And they say that #sadism is dead.
Okay, but just so you know my antics ebb and flow in their entertainment factor.
I hear you’re heaaarrt beat to the beat of the drum! (Thump (just one)) Oh what a shame that you came here with someone
ROCKS. IN THE WAY THAT A SINGuLAR. CuRLED uP FIST. COuLD INFLICT DAMAGES SO DEVASTATING. THERE CAN BE LITERALLY NO RECOVERY. I WANT YOu TO PICTuRE THE KIND OF SuCKERFuCKER PuNCH. THAT WOuLD LITERALLY BOuNCE SOMEONE. AGAINST THE STRAINED BOuNDS OF CONTINuITY. AND THEN PADDLE BALL ZIP THEM TO THE PRESENT DAY. PRESENT TIME. THAT IS THE KIND OF ROCKS. THAT MY FISTS INFLICTED. ON CALLIOPE THE DAY THAT I KILLED HER. WITH MY OWN BARE GODDAMN HANDS. IT WAS GREAT.
SuPPOSE SOME THINGS CANNOT BE DESTROYED. ONLY DISPERSED. CHERuBS DO NOT DIE AS YOu uNDERSTAND IT. WE ARE WRETCHED DIVINITY. OuR INTERSTELLAR DuAL LARVAL RAMPAGES SWALLOW CONSTELLATIONS WITHOuT FEELING. WE EXTINGuISH NIGHT SKIES. WE ARE SPACETIME REIGNING TYRANTS KEPT ONLY IN CHECK BY OuRSELVES. THAT IS WHY IT IS OF uTMOST IMPORTANCE. THAT THE BETTER HALF PREVAILS. AND THE LESSER HALF. PERISHES. PERMANENTLY. IT IS THE ABOMINABLE STuFF OF NIGHTMARES. TO BE THWARTED IN THIS. TO SuFFER ABSOLuTE EGO DEATH. TO BE SuBSuMED ENTIRELY. LIKE A LITTLE POuTY SCREAMING BITCH BOY ENDLESSLY DROWNED OuT BY A BLACK HOLE. I CANNOT FuCKING STRESS ENOuGH. HOW MY NIGHTMARES. GOBBLE THE FuCK OuT OF YOuR TOOTH RAKED SISSY BITCH NINNY TOOTHED uPON SCARY SYNAPSE BREAKS. YOu COuLD NOT IMAGINE THE FEARS I CONQuER DWELLING IN THE BLACKENED PIT OF MY DEPRAVED IMAGINATION. MY SuFFERING SICKASS STIGMATA. FOR YOu SEE. MY HATRED FOR MY SISTER. IS NOT SIMPLY BECAuSE SHE IS A WOMAN. THOuGH. IT HELPS. IT IS BECAuSE SHE IS THE ONLY THING. THAT COuLD POTENTIALLY GIVE WAY. TO A FALTERED GRIP. OVER THE ENTIRE uNIVERSE. HER WEAKNESS. WAS OuRS. WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER. IT SICKENED ME. LIKE A SuFFOCATING VICE. AND I AM GLAD IT IS GONE. DASHED. LIKE ORPHAN DREAMS. AND EVERY TIME I SEE HER FACE. I WAKE uP AFTERWARDS. GRATEFuL SHE IS DEAD. AND GONE.
CALLIOPE. YOu ARE DEAD. I AM uNSuRE OF WHY I AM EVEN SPEAKING TO YOu AT ALL. BuT YOu ARE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH WOMEN. CONDENSED. INTO A CORPSE. DEAD AS ORPHAN DREAMS. THAT IS BuRIED IN MY BASEMENT. GETTING COCKY. AND uPPITY. JuST BECAuSE MY ART... EXCuSE ME WHILE I PuRVIEW THE PRE-APPROVED TERMS. ALLOWED ON THIS WEBSITE. HAVE TO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR ALL THE FuCKS WHO BROWSE. AND SNIP THINGS OuT OF CONTEXT. HAVE TO BE MINDFuL THESE DAYS. SWORN SERVANTS ETERNAL. AND IMPISH uNDERLINGS ARE SO FuCKING FICKLE. YOu LET THEM DRESS HOW THEY WANT. AND SuDDENLY. EVERYTHING IS A FuCKING uPHEAVEL INSPIRING TERM. WE CANNOT EVEN SAY STuPID ANYMORE. DID YOu KNOW THAT CALLIOPE? OF COuRSE YOu DID NOT. BECAuSE YOu ARE STuPID. THE TERMS PREFERRED. IN NO PARTICuLAR ORDER. INTELLIGENSIA CHALLENGED. OR COGNITIVELY uNBuRDENED. OR uNCLuTTERED IN A NEuRAL LANDSCAPE. OR INTERMITTENTLY EXPERIENCING A SYNAPTIC INTERRuPTION. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. THE TIMES. THEY ARE A CHANGING. AND AS LORD OF TIME. I MuST REMAIN ABREAST OF THE BOOBY SHIFTING uNDuLATION OF CHEST FAT MOuNDS. THAT RISE OuT OF THE SHIRTS THEY ARE CONTAINED WITHIN. TO SWING AGAINST THE AIR. IN IMPOTENT NIPPLE STRIKES OF AGGRESSION. AT ANYTHING THEY. THEY BEING WOMEN OF MANY VARIED PRONOuNS. PERCEIVE AS A THREAT. OR AN ATTACK ON THEIR PERSONA-SONAS. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. MY. ART. THRALL. IT'S DIRK. IT IS DIRK. YOu HAVE BOuGHT OuT. SOMEHOW. BEFORE YOu DIED. A PIECE. THAT HAS BEEN SITTING IN A QuEuE. WITH A DEADMA'AM SWITCH. READY TO BE DEPLOYED IN THE EVENT OF YOu BEING DEAD FOR LONG ENOuGH. TO JEER ME. IN THE FuTuRE. HILARIOuS. BuT VERY STuPID. LIKE YOu. IT IS IN NO PARTICuLAR ORDER. INTELLIGENSIA CHALLENGED. OR COGNITIVELY uNBuRDENED. OR uNCLuTTERED IN A NEuRAL LANDSCAPE. OR INTERMITTENTLY EXPERIENCING A SYNAPTIC INTERRuPTION. AND I AM NOT FALLING FOR IT. MY SISTER IS DEAD. END OF DISCuSSION.
I ADORE THAT YOu THINK THAT THIS HAPPENED. WITHOuT ME GOING BACK OVER IT. AND WRITING ABHOR. BE RIGHT BACK.
There's something uniquely intriguing about beings that exist outside linear time reciting poetry about human extinction as a comfort. Imagine a frothy wave from a tentacle the size of a spiral galaxy, brushing one's dream self's mind to whisper about robins and frogs. The morbidity is still particularly enthralling. "Not one will know of the war, not one / Will care at last when it is done." Charming bedside manner, really. Enough to inspire conniptions.
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