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im talkin about a ttrpg game i just had i did somethin that perma changed someones wwhole character design an started full sobbin because i felt so bad but yeah i guess bein sobbers is somethin wwe got in common
D --> The Trotswor% reassignment initiative has been a resounding success D --> Not only have we reported a 4% increase in overall efficiency D --> But we have reached a record 34% "self-mutilation and/or fatal self injury" rate D --> Down from the 65% reported only si% pedigrees ago D --> We have earned a pat on the back as a compony D --> And I have earned a tall glass of milk and a day in the spa
sometimes i will come back and see a bunch of notifications of people being mean to me and wonderw what did i even do to deserwve that then i check the orwiginal comment and go okay fairw
▲i would be more active but i spend all my time dealing with my dms nowanights▼
fukin hate fish puns
I Have Enough Of That.
Drowning In Bubbles, Waves Crashing Overhead. I'll Find Her Eventually, Just Need To Go Deeper.
officially its having sex on a plane in flight but in my universe we count god flight too
Sounds about right.
¡ m¡$$ 7hem
im celebrating tear them do*n tuesday because the ugliest thing your matesprit can be is o-erly confident
Ever Trap Someone In And Endless Loop In An Endless Loop Of Their Worst Memories?
:33< *the mighty huntress kisses mew square on the bulge* :33< #Nsfw
:33< trade offur :33< i get :33< pailed :33< mew get :33< to pail :33< #nsfw
Besides im already happy with the badges i have!
I dont wanna bother junior —v—;;
*、sHIT C0UNT M3 IN！⚡️
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yA KnOw, AiN'T BrOkE DoWn a bOdY In mAd fUcKiN LoNg. KnOw iT'S LiKe fUcKeD Up tO SaY I MiSs iT BuT ThAt sHiT So iNtImAtE (o:
ATTENTION WORTHLESS CHITTR DOT ING TROGLODYTES OF OLD AND NEW. HALLOWS EVE IS AT THE END OF THIS MONTH. AND THE BIG GUY (ME) NEEDS A COSTUME TO WEAR. I’VE GOT A COUPLE OF OPTIONS. HELP ME DECIDE, OR IF YOU HATE LITERALLY ALL OF THEM, SUGGEST ME ONE, AND I’LL DO A SECONDARY POLL. VOTE, ASSHOLES: <3: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. <>: PETE THE CAT. <3<: SPIDER-MAN. C3<: ADAM SANDLER IN 50 FIRST DATES (DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS ONE. THIS IS BECAUSE I HONESTLY RAN OUT OF IDEAS). #HALLOWEEN.
God shes adorable when flustered ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ #girlfriendposting #vagueposting
࣪⊹₊˚{ IF THEYRE ACTING LIKE THEY CANT SEE YOUR BODY GLITTER THEN STRIKE THEM DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWNNNN, BESTIE!!!! \}⟡O⟡{/ \}⟡O⟡{/ YOU DONT KNOW WHAT MERCY IS! NO ONE TOOK THE TIME TO TEACH YOU!!!! \}⟡O⟡{/ \}⟡O⟡{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
she’s LITERALLY radiant.
࣪⊹₊˚{ whats that about my #cullquette #affirmations? youre saying you want MORAY them???? }⟡7⟡{ im honestly feeling soooo sturgeonerous right now so.... REGLUB TO CLAIM #thisenergy, besties!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ⟡ you are beautiful + deadly + your body is LITERALLY a weapon of desire, babe ⟡ your fins are damp + moisturized, + your gills are soooo glossy ⟡ youre not overwhalemed! youre DROWNING in BLESSINGS!!!! ⟡ anything can happen if you want it badlyyyy enough <3 unless its not supposed to happen, then it wont ⟡ your hair is really shiny + your nictitating membrane literally doesnt look cloudy at ALL ⟡ you dont know the word ""worry"" because none of this will matter when were allll dead together #glubwaiters #endnights ⟡ they can literally see your body glitter in here. okay? if it wasnt going to show you wouldnt have put it on because that would literally be stupid. its just that all the dumb fluking nerds in here wouldnt GET IT because youre not LIKE them. like, youre just intimidating them because youre SOOOO hot + its got wayyyy more to do with them than it does with you or that scalper you killed. RIGHT???? RIGHT. because blubberwise you wouldnt have put it on! if they couldnt see it! ⟡ THEY CAN SEE IT!!!!!!!! STOP LYING!!!! #fincessposting #mantafestation #reglubtocast #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Everybody wants a dilf until they start acting like a dad by cooking for them and cleaning their dirty ass homes.
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/incr3as3 in popups_wond3r what thats about/Downloads
thank gxd fxr the humble sxpxr patch. dxn’t knxw what i’d dx withxut her. gimme 50 ccs xf stfu STAT. #lxl. #medchittr. - xx
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