Captain Underpants
@captainUnderpants
Tra la la!
[Flip-o-Rama of Captain Underpants dealing with grief healthily.]
Tra-la-laaaa! Even superheroes sometimes feel the big sad! The human heart is a squishy organ of feelings. Remember, even in your lowest moments, do not forget your friends. Self-isolation will not help you healthily process emotions! I recommend mandatory Friendship Breaks, where you and your affected friends openly process your emotions over juice boxes and stale crackers.
Tra-la-laaa! [Flip-o-Rama of Captain Underpants conquering the Flaxan Empire in lieu of Omniman.]
[A Flip-o-Rama of Captain Underpants hitting Lord English with Turbo Toilet 2000]
Tra-la-laaaa! Fear not citizen, I, Captain Underpants have ascended to Captain of Underpants. This SBURB game is a piece of-- [Oh no, a giant bucket of water is poured on his head, and he is killed by Lord English.]
[It was a fake out panel.] [The Next Page, it's shown that using his super powers, he dodged the assault, and gave Lord English a Wedgie.]
Tra la laaaa!
>([everybody s#ut t#e fuck up a legend is speaking]
