Captain Underpants
@captainUnderpants
Tra la la!
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
What? No. It's a light silver. You'd have to see it in person.
Congratullations. Or Ungratullations. I do not know anymore what is appropriate
aww, i wish you had been there...
Another absolutely gorgeous ensemble, Miss Crocker. Not to mention the beauty of the woman underneath.
wwhat wwere wwe fightin about again
I don't know. Who cares. Everything is terrible.
a lot a simps in the replies it makes me a bit sick fifty four likes is borderin on forelock tuggin sycophancy then again you are a wwahman so all you need to do is exist an drovves a droolin cads wwill magically appear to drag their mouth muscles across the ground you tread on the upside you look like youvve gained wweight vvery good keep up the excellent wwork i like a wwoman wwho does her due diligence an you my glitter dribblin tinkerbell made the right decision to inflate your backside for my vviewwin pleasure another ten scrawwls an i wwill be the one liftin the vveil to press a wwet kiss to your covvergrub rum raisin lips
FUCK YOU!!!!!
what did i even mother fucking do!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER FUCKING WASTE CHUTE. fuck you i don't mother fucking need this.
[Flip-o-Rama of Captain Underpants dealing with grief healthily.]
oh no B[ are you ok?
Tra-la-laaaa! Even superheroes sometimes feel the big sad! The human heart is a squishy organ of feelings. Remember, even in your lowest moments, do not forget your friends. Self-isolation will not help you healthily process emotions! I recommend mandatory Friendship Breaks, where you and your affected friends openly process your emotions over juice boxes and stale crackers.
ᐖ ᑈAPTIN UNNAPANTZ????????????????????????????? ᐛ
Tra-la-laaa! [Flip-o-Rama of Captain Underpants conquering the Flaxan Empire in lieu of Omniman.]
wOW!
[A Flip-o-Rama of Captain Underpants hitting Lord English with Turbo Toilet 2000]
)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(.
Tra-la-laaaa! Fear not citizen, I, Captain Underpants have ascended to Captain of Underpants. This SBURB game is a piece of-- [Oh no, a giant bucket of water is poured on his head, and he is killed by Lord English.]
[It was a fake out panel.] [The Next Page, it's shown that using his super powers, he dodged the assault, and gave Lord English a Wedgie.]
Tra la laaaa!
>([everybody s#ut t#e fuck up a legend is speaking]
oh my god it's him
hol7 shit