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my braids dont touch the ground but that much is on purpose cant havve a captain trippin ovver his owwn hair but they get caught on my boots anywway or my cane
Thank ye lass.
Of course I did havwe me hair short and slicked backed for many svweeps, but about 20 ish svweeps ago I decided to growv it out and I must say, I think I look quite good vwith long hair.
I do las, it's about shoulder length or maybe a bit longer.
These fuckin landlubbers don't understand the importance of glub posting.
wait thats such a good q
cant a man l0ok up his ship every 0nce in a while.
Cheesecaked the fuck out.
Your. Wallet. Will. Tell. You. What. Matters.
That's vwhat I be saying lass.
I must say that vwas quite the exquisite dinner I had, nothing like rawv cuttlefish vwith a crab cake to really fill yer stomach.
This too sh★ll p★ss. My win stre★k is inevit★ble.
--E√ Cull worthy offense, ngl. I'm pretʇy sure my favorite hot sauce got shrunk too.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Cull th€ manufactuꝛ€ꝛ$, it $€nd$ a m€$$ag€⋮
glub...
me btw ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8dfe44e2357b.png
Correct
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- #glub♱Ɨd-∊Σ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
#mywhatever #mysalmon
𑄝 chattt. FISH PUNS! rwar. ੭
so… its useless telling you people cause you dont care, got it.
I feel like tr∞ll ariel f∞r real like I wanna be where the pe∞ple are 😒
jegus sorry didn't know that oven literally melted any spine you had
#meenahmoment
@carettaconfectioner and @cuttlefishcrusher !
[I WANT MY WRIGGLER$ FIR$T WORD$ TO BE MONEY AND IF $HE DOE$N'T $AY MONEY AND $AY$ $OME BULL$HIT LIKE DADA THAT GRUB AINT MINE!!!!]
The 8est fuckers to plunder aren't imperial ships or some merchant ships. Sure, they can have some pretty damn valua8le stuff! 8ut if you wanna play it safe AND get yourself quite a hull full of riches? Go after DEALERS. They can't fucking report to the Empire or anyone else, they're easy pickings! Though, watch out for the guns. They suck to get shot 8y.
is your aura farm industrialized? are you usin. genetically modified aura seeds to produce aura plants with higher yield that are more resistant to disease?
meenah you're always the realest
Every8ody gangster until the drones roll up. Ain't an imperialist 8y any means, I'm just sayin'.
strait up mallin it
(^・ω・^)ﾉ < HI M33NAH!!!!!!!!!
swimming update: i drowned
I been here the whole time. Sitting on a gold mine. Hitting all my goals, I guess I moved the goal line. Yall ain't even score yet, did you see the court yet? Doordash a Corvette, leave it on the doorstep.
▶︎ A Pink So Hot It Warms Even The Divine. How Sublime._
၄⋆၃ realized that i too xould indulge in the joys of xreating myself as ponee :) i refuse to play the axtual game however bexause FUXKKKKKKKKK I HATE SITTING IN ONE SPOT FOR HOURS ON END AND DOING NOTHINGGGGGGGGG https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/ponee.png
anyways, meenah's awesome :)
eVERYDAY i'M TRUFFL1NG,
can we kill the ampora's on the timeline tonight
REAL SHIT. Turn off the lights and get'cho ass some fucking nice candles and deadass a 8unch of rose petals too, with a nice 8ottle of liquor? Y'got yourself an a8solutely 8itching 8ath set-up then.
i am not dating condense if that's what you're asking :)
Trying to drown yourself is incredibly difficult.
>> Y'know what, ¡ th¡nk ¡'m on your ડ¡de too now ¡ th¡nk ¡ agree w¡th you
Imagin€ thir$ting publicl¥ on thi$ platform ... couldn't b€ m€
၄⋆၃ unbothered moisturized happy in my lane (this is a lie im all up in your business) foxused flourishing :)
ṴRCHIN: IT IS THE SALTY FRṴIT OF THE SEA
I've had really terrible takoyaki that tastes like nothing, don't get me wrong, but good takoyaki is good.
1 d1d pr0m153 50m37h1n9 f0r 7w3n7y f1v3 7h0u54nd Kul7 4nd 7h47’5 c0m1n9 up. 17 w1ll 74k3 4 817 0f 71m3 8u7 17 15 fun.
im naut info nofin and never will be #boss #meenahmoment #businessfocused #nsfw
These two have short answers, so for the sake of neatness, I'll combine them. Handle (Optional) None Given. State your business. What is your favorite sweet treat? Swedish Fish. Handle (Optional) @awakefromAcheron State your business. if you had time powers, what would you do with them? I hate time travel. If I had it, though. I'd go back and track down my boss. https://forms.gle/NEmX1oVtsmM8w6VHA
G☽oo☾d ☽o☾ne! ⋆˚࿔
I need me a motherfucker with just as much racks as me so when shawty riding me we can take turns slapping the fuck outta eachother with a 8and in our hand. "Rich people shit! Gazillionaire shit!"
Fuck, I slept for a long ass time. Dreaming a8out 8ands typically makes a fella wanna sleep longer. You wouldn't get it.
WWhy did the shark spit up the cl☽o☾wnfish? Because he tasted funny! ⋆˚࿔
the чniverse is soooooo lчckY to have me
duh who wouldn't? you're the best :)
Cr34my 94rl1c pr4wn5 0n 4 83d 0f j45m1n3 r1c3.
meenah is like objectively the best troll i know the rest of you are fine too
I øwn t)(e planet and alsø multiple universes!
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ W41T TW1NNNNN 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
tonite was crawesome <3
actually i'm kind of obsessed with that. you could say i take to it like a clownfish takes to a sea anemone.
peak content
✦Maybe? Shϕϕting my shϕt as ϕthers say✦
✦Can’t deny a pretty fish when I see ϕne hehe✦
the mouth is so cool and i love it they look like they open their mouth and it's a gateway to the abyss!!!
✦Cϕsmic jellyfish. They always had a neat lϕϕk tϕ me. Like a ship✦
basking sharks!!! they're big and intimidating looking but super soft and just eat plankton pretty much i love them so so so much
Wake up at 3:00 AM, drink a glass of vinegar, gaslight your landlord, and never pay rent. That’s the grind. Oh, 8ut couldn't rel8 personally, imagine having a fucking LANDLORD! Couldn't 8e me ever.
when the party dies down cause hlaf the guest r aslep but ur awsome fluffy moirail shows up <>
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wow you're mean! :p but it's cool, and i promise, there are no tragic guys in my life.
i mean, neither am i, but i do lean like 80/20 in that direction. maybe 90/10? because, well, girls.
on it!
I would let you try mine but the recipe is a trade secret.
What a8out your goddamn 8olognese????????
novw that one wvas a real photo finish. get it, cause the light player got knocked out? yeah, sorry rosie, i wvas rooting for you, but the povwer of frosted ass vwas too much. her imperious condescension mowves on! this means vwevwe got the semi-finals of the great #cronusbabeoff coming up soon! get hyped, losers.
i'm existing!
let her cook
am dog
that bein said coolscar is a national treasure wwhether theyre the original or not ill ruin anyone wwho messes wwith em
if that ever happens ill go ahead and put em on a tshirt to mako sum m$ney outta it
Siiiiiiiigh. So 8oring tonight that not even my giant money hoard that I swim into like Scrooge McDuck isn't even entertaining me. Fuck!!!!!!!!
hair feels really good after it's washed!!!
[$IGH I MI$$ $ITTING IN MY REALLY BIG OFFI#E #HAIR WITH MY DE$K WITH MY NAME ON A GOLDEN PLAQUE WITH MY MONITOR AND MY ERGONOMI# KEYBOARD AND MY INTER#OM $IGH]
1 just had some of the most delectable salmon 1’ve ever eaten 1n my fuck1ng l1fe
glad that i'm not those hoes >:)
(=^･⩊･^=) < NO!!! I JUST HAVE A FURRIEND I CALL MY BUNNY AND WE'RE CUDDLING.
(( You didn't ask for this but you all took it like a champ! ))
(( Anyhoo! Gotta sleep! Sorry to every Meenah who got thrown into the fires. ))
tonight fucking sucks
real!!!
would watch
sniff thats loww really loww and it DOES hurt my feelins
What this dashbo+ard is sho+wing me to+night is a clear lack o+f understanding and unwillingness to+ learn. Yo+u may lo+o+k at so+meo+ne like the Empress o+f Befo+rus and see ho+w kind and do+ting she is and yo+u may think go+sh, that planet must be a uto+pia! Well here is the unfo+rtunate truth. Many o+n Befo+rus under her reign wo+uld prefer to+ be executed. "Culling" o+n Befo+rus was the o+fficial term fo+r the wrigglerizatio+n and blatant distrust in the mental and physical capabilities o+f lo+wer blo+o+d castes which resulted in them being stripped o+f their free will by tho+se higher o+n the hemo+spectrum. They are seen as incapable o+f thinking and acting fo+r themselves. If that so+unds wo+rse than being simply murdered fo+r being a lo+wer blo+o+d I implo+re yo+u to+ sit and think abo+ut ho+w yo+u wo+uld feel having so+meo+ne o+f the jade caste o+r higher co+nstantly mo+nito+ring yo+ur every mo+ve, taking care o+f yo+ur every need, fo+rbidding yo+u fro+m acting o+f yo+ur o+wn acco+rd, telling yo+u that yo+u are entirely unable to+ think fo+r yo+urself thus they are o+bligated to+ make every decisio+n fo+r yo+u. I co+uld add every gender based issue o+n to+p o+f that, but fro+m what I can gather, Alternia seems to+ have their o+wn. and this is abo+ut the key differences. #wrigglrrizatio+n #rant #educatio+nalpo+st
preach gurl
oh my gog 38/ i aint no princess get it thru your thick skull
get off ma comment section before you become nofin but a talkin head
My Gog. They’re jumping her. #dashwatching.
meenah hates her so i mean it's only the right thing to do
well meenah said it so yeah i agree
Aight, got the riches part done for this week, now it's time for the next 2 steps: 8ooze and 8itches. Y'know, I've noticed when some people think I say "8itches", it refers to specifically woman! 8ut who said a dude can't 8e yo 8itch too? Just saying, it's food for thought! ::::)
Oh thank you!! My lusus was a big manta, and I do so admire the creatures. So free~⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
🫢⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
that's fine, i'm just chilling on here for now anyways
By jove youre right! I think i shall require a couple companions. Ill see what el patron and tito are up to.
drowning people is fun :)
lost ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
I shall never calm my man-tits, 8ro. And I never said you'd dou8t me! Just said that you should understand, I mean, c'mon now. Shaking my head.
I'm sailing to get myself cronked after finding some fuckhead's vessel and a8solutely plundering their shitty vessels hardcore. Nothing like a good ship fire to warm you up along with stolen alcohol, just saying, you can't ever 8eat it. If you know, you know! ::::)
I keep my enemies close and my 8ling closer; after all, nothing says "don’t fuck with me, 8roke 8oi" like Prada 8randed, diamond-encrusted 8rass knuckles plated in gold.
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
sea lil condy s)(oulda been on t)(at s)(ip surfviveel if u wanna b finsane wit it
world record for how fast im blocking this guy
meet my homie prawnye west https://i.postimg.cc/sxbDPtQL/IMG-3256.jpg
Found ★n underw★ter c★ve. :o
Hm. Tempted to m★ke ★ devil's food c★ke.....
HOW BEING PAID BI-WIPELY MUST BE LIKE WIPE 1: MOOBEAST STEAK WITH A SIDE OF ROASTED GREENERIES AND WHATNOT. WIPE 2: HUSK-LOAF SLICE WITH ICE AND A HALF-EMPTY LEFTOVER CARTON OF MOO-BEAST LACTATION.
Mina fine as hell I'll see myself out
.im the fucking shiT .coolest bitcH .ur missing out and you dont even know it cuz ur too busy being butthurt that im not catering to any fuckers good graceS
Blueberry with that crunchy sugar topping.
8ought me some Prada 8randed 8rass knuckles, can't wait to 8eat a fuckface senseless, the last thing the opps will see when their life flashes 8efore their eyes is the price tag. Come find me! #violence
sorry i got excited! i also have long hair and its rare for me to be able to relate to a fuchsiablood becauseyoureallso great and i love you happy day and light and night ever forever empressblood
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₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎CAKE POPS!!! :D https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/55/a7/09/55a7093f99de606793d4191e13869d20.jpg˚.⭒
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(=^･⩊･^=) < MOG MOG MOG!!! HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY, @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST !!! I HOPE MEW HAVE A WONDERFUR ONE!!! 333333!!!!
nah thats just the color of my outfit lolz but thanks, im sure youre cool too, i like your puns
9kay 9kay 9kay my last chitt actually has c9ntext. I am living pr96a6ly my 6est life right n9w. Apparently that 'surprise' fr9m Cr9 was a cake. A 6eautiful 9ne. https://i.i66.c9/KxfXKP4Z/Red-Velvet.jpg It l99ked like the 9ne in this image 6ut it had a candy apple flav9red glaze 9n it and an actual candy apple in the middle. He really did this all f9r my wriggling day. I think i'm 9ne 9f the happiest guys ever! (:B
y'all goofy
Right? Pike he's doing so ψhale lately.
He's noψ the court jester
That's ψhat I pike to hear~! ✨
my coup will be cooler than yours
dAte OVER 1 took th1s suckers wAllet
-Emotionally manipulating anot)(er god tier prawn to use for personal gain 38)
-O-O-ne batch -o-o-f apple tarts f-o-o-r the baddest B---EAC)( ar-o-o-und, c-o-o-ming right up!
JELLYFLOATCREATURE
When your money makes you money, what's the well-to-do to do?
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ not really bunny and rabbit puns are wave more limited that the aquatic variety. i just like pissing him off on porpoise. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ love calling karkat anything but his name. flexes my creativity, pisses him off and has the nostalgia of throwing rocks at your crush on the playground. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
𖦤 Real / ones / know / she / didn't / give / anything / up / for / a / man. / The / man / was / her / excuse / to / get / everything / she'd / been / yearning / for :||
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🙄 Some of you need to unlearn audacity ψhen talking to me.
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Winning's my business, and business is good.
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(=^･⩊･^=) < GOING TO GO BAKE FUR A FURRIEND SO I'LL BE SLOW WITH REPLIES!! H33H33, I LOVE BAKING!
Gills, if you're skinny, fat, shaped like a square, a bottle, an hourglass, pear-shaped, circle-shaped, etc., my beauty chitts DO apply to you. shake dem hips and if u aint got nothing to shake, shake someone ψho pissed you off.
My ex-boyfrond has been successfully rehabilitated, he is noψ ψillingly ψearing the jester costume and ψorks ψith the hospitality staff. If he messes up again, I'm sending him to my adoring fans to be beaten.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Can’t argue w!th someone w!th a fat ass! L!ke, “whatever you sssay cake boss” #suggest!ve꠹
(=^･⩊･^=) < YEAH! WELL, OKAY! IF MEW SAY SO! YAY!
(=^･⩊･^=) < YEAH, I DID! MOG! I'M GLAD MEW REMEMPURRED????
so much boonbucks i could buy 15 two stories in this economy #dsflow #money
[A video of roughly 8 seconds is posted. Dirk is on the ground, the forked end of Meenah's trident coated in deep red as she holds it, grinning triumphantly. At the last second, when her hand is extended to help him up, his sword buries itself in her hip, a fresh spillage of fuchsia blood darkening her shirt. It could've been the angle, but it almost looks as if he were smiling. The sea breeze muffles their dialogue as she stumbles back, shocked, fingers curling around the blade before she laughs, visibly delighted. The video ends.] beat his ass but he got me good eelmao @timaeusTestifeline #violence #gore
𖦤 Cheesecake / isn't / even / real / cake / to / me She's / like / a / pie She's / like / if / pie / pretended / to / be / cake Author's / Note: / These / are / all / compliments / to / the / humble / cheesecake, / do / NOT / come / onto / this / post / tryin' / to / defend / her. / She / don't / need / it :||
We put up the new website b⟁nner!
gonna spit some r)(ymes reel quick
my ta$te in women i$ me$elf, anyone el$e i$ glubbin le$$errr
I'm tight, which is something money never is around me. #NSFW #GIRL8OSS
Love it w)(en t)(ese little guys are like 380 38| 380 38| 380 38| 380!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
)(ttps://www.anglerpublications.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/fundays1.jpg T)(is is t)(e only #butt I will post! 38P #suggestive #Fis)(-pun!
QUESTION 19; FROM @CARETTACONFECTIONER "WHATS YO NET?" I AM ASSUMING THIS MEANS NET-WORTH, WELL.. BASED OFF OF MY INHERITIENCE MONEY ALONE, I WAS ABLE TO BUY 25 DECOMMISSIONED MISSLES FOR WHEN I HOSTED #BOOMNIGHT TO BLOW UP AN ENTIRE PRECINCT, ALONGSIDE HOWITZERS AND ARTILLERY SHELLS. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAVE ALOT. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/PTASVEHQADNSQEMO7 #AAMAE
Hm! HUh. That gif I had inclUded is a perfect loop! I coUld watch it for hoUrs. Back and forth. Back and forth. Very calming! Another win for the sea bUtterfly! Haha.・・・𝛾
I see people talk aboUt sea angels from time to time. They're sUrprisingly popUlar! For sUch an UnUsUal creatUre. BUt. There are also sea bUtterflies! Which are somewhat of a misnomer. As they are gastropods! Marine snails that fly throUgh the water with their wing-like feet. The way they move is fascinating! ・・・𝛾
Aha. Yes. I am particubearly quick witted, in my humble opinion.
They prefer to *masticate* such maritime creatures, which I wouldn't exactly describe as "common ground", but in a sea of imbeciles, it will do.
Something of the sort. Really, it's just the way I speak. I find it rather salient to pay homage to my lineage.
If youre callin the one vwhos handle is simply his name annoying, yes I mean him.
1ts off1c14l!!! for 100+ follow3rs 1mm4 R41LGR1ND som3th1ng SO R4D th4t 1t wouldnt 3v3n b3 w1th1n your compr3h3ns1on 3v3n just 4 l1ttl3 b1t!!! th4ts how fr34k1ng 4w3som3 1tll b3! trust!!
bad bunny just makes me wanna shake a lil
tonig)(t is my bi-weekly manicure. i )(ave a very rigorous process: - full soak and was)( - t)(ree )(ours against t)(e p)(ysical grindstone, one wit)( basic nail filin for smoot)( surfaces - testin against fles)( for adequate s)(arpness. if my nails cant go six inc)(es in and kill somet)(in, its a no go. - paintin t)(em wit)( sealant to last. you )(ave to look good w)(en youre killin, you know.
Yes. My ass is fat thank you. #nsfψ
I MET A SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
꒰feed me 👇 some pellets please pleaaaaase https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/me.jpg꒱
One of my men almost dropped me, so I put his ass into the timeout dungeon for bad and naughty henchies.
more of my bad bitc)(es are )(ere on t)(e site. between t)(e ones joinin and t)(e ones ive recruited, ive got a veritable work )(orse of underlins to carry out my nefarious deeds wit)(. and you betta believe im gonna get real busy real soon. in fact, )(eres t)(e agenda: 1. destroy troll obama, and replace )(is ass wit)( someone else under my beck and call. real work in progress, t)(is one. 2. find a way to seize t)(e source code of c)(ittr and manage to take it over myself and really make all a your lives a genuine fuckin nig)(tmare. t)(is ones a real long term kinda plan. 3. find a way to overturn my future fate. t)(is one's t)(e most difficult, but i aint a fuckin quitter. t)(e perpetual side mission is to weave misery and pain to anyt)(in t)(at moves; )(owever i can, w)(erever i can. you all )(ave it too good. too /soft/. we gotta c)(ange t)(at startin rig)(t fuckin now. im gonna succeed. aint nobody gonna stop me. count your days.
gr8 pans, indeed!!!!!!!! #fintasticpun
I am so pike... gorgeous. #slayeveryday #beautiful #ψokeuplikethis Also I slept all day.
Ooo)(... I'm learning so muc)( aboat dressing like a hoe... (Complimentary, of course!)
Hello Chittr~! I'm beautiful, gorgeous, talented, sexy, amazing, AND as alψays #slayingeveryday. Remember, you gotta #slayeveryday ψe #ψokeuplikethis #beautiful #gorgeous #sexy #talented
Now! I do not "Smash Or Pass". BUt! I foUnd a very cUte gif of an otter! It is smashing. JUst like the feed is doing tonight! Haha!・・・𝛾
Hm! I can smell the stale scent of blood in the water. On the feed tonight. Which can only mean! Time for a shark fact! It is a common misconception that sharks bite trolls becaUse they mistake them for seals in the water. In fact! It is a nibble of cUriosity! To identify an Unidentified object. When hUnting seals. The Great White will sUrface qUickly and attack violently! Attacks on trolls are less violent. In comparison. ・・・𝛾
🐾what kiNda fish loves mUsic the most? why, it'd be a ''tUNe-a''! hehe,
I love everyone equally But fis)( are more important t)(an t)(is mortal coil
It's wwhatevver (Wwhatevver) it's wwhatevver (Wwhatevver) It's wwhatevver (Wwhatevver) you like (Wwoo) Turn this 아파트 into a FLARP (Uh-huh, uh-huh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
I'm gorgeous, Fact. If YOU think I'm ugly, then you need to get your sight fixed, beach. I'm betta than espschoally betta than you, crusty unknoψn, ugly pink beaches. Barnacle-looking fuckers. #slayeveryday
eh nah if it wvas mine itd only be lady bulges
Do+n't wo+rry abo+ut it.
WALLEYE REALLY WISH I COULD KELP SOMEONE FROM HATING MY POSTS, I'M TRULY RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. NOT SURE HOW OFTEN I'LL DO THIS, BUT I WILLTRY TO POST MORE IN GENERAL. [|:^) #DADJOKE
loching the fuck out man im back on that bullshit
the fashion taste is universal though I can't lie.
It is imperative one look their sexiest at such pivotal moments.
🜏 u bɛ♱ urr fiins ii go♱ good ♱as♱ɛ !! (;<<<<死亡 ♅
ghost.....
More than a baking rant coming. A baking tirade, if you will.
i need this ugly fucking guy to drop dead and these pink ladies to form a polycule
Sorry, babes, I don't have a sex dungeon. I only have these. #nsfψ - Fashion Dungeon - Torture Nexus - Ex-Boyfrond Dungeon - Ex-Gillfrond Dungeon (very nice, ψell furnished) - Regular Dungeon because I don't like you.
Get fucked https://64.media.tumblr.com/0659b63b05a8e4178ce62ee35012bcd5/4138e122081e355e-bb/s2048x3072/88b00991fb0f723962f397a25e91402cb73dc69f.png #dogbitch
38D Trident assault! 3--E
did yall know that there are over 700 trillion krills in the sea? ☝️🤓
Thinking of becoming ★ tyr★nt. Might be the move.
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/01UAIK.PNG SHE WASN'T KIDDING WHEN SHE SAID "FUCK IT W-----E BALL!!!!" @CORONATECRUELTY I WASN'T PREPARED LIKE SHE WAS FOR A QUICK 1 ON 1 SESH OF B-BALL.. THESE OLD BONES WEREN'T MADE TO DUNK.
ψhat snack should my ex-boyfrond get today? He's been on good behavior, so I ψanna toss him a snack in his dungeon cell.
T)(-E -EMPR-ESS FROM ANOT)(-ER TIM-ELIN-E SAID S)(-E IS PROUD OF M-E!!!!!!!!
Two of my islanders )(ave already fallen in love!!!! T)(is is like a romcom moor t)(an a video game. 38D
)(ttps://art.ngfiles.com/images/3027000/3027130_megalo224_condese.png?f1675486965 ol' selfie of me. a)(, damn, good times.
><3 O)( )(ell yea)(!!! You’re so pertty~
fvck yeah!!!!!!
Ladies keep doing whatever you want forever never Let them teLL you you're "unethicaL" or "emotionaLLy exhausting" dudes idk stand in the corner and Look cute or something idk.
So true baddy. to the cupe i go.
I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs.
I've been busy these last feψ days because of imperial ψork ψith trade and communications ψith other empires. ψe made some #slay progress. reminder baddies #slayeveryday #bebeautiful
shhh sh sh let him cook!!!!! he's tapped into the dracula flow...
you heard it here first folks loving me is government mandated <ome get your slime
(Uh) Wwho said debts, girl - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
kisMesis is the best quaDrant. bitches hate ya but can't get enough of ya. huge ego boost ngl
C:~ I asked my subjects and they insisted I am their favorite woman. I don’t know whether the reason for this response is their boundless love and respect for me, a fear of death, or simply the fact that I am the only woman on their planet.<
)(e keeps liking my c)(itts and it makes my earfins flutter. 38///) #vagueglubbing
thank u gill its my lifes work fr
Guess w)(at? Its naut too late to save t)(e oceans! Remember to pick up your litter on t)(e beac)(. 38D
Ooh, porticular is good!!!
#nowplaying Don't Lose Ur )(ead - Six )(ttps://music.youtube.com/watc)(?v=vZxAz7DTVU0&si=aie6NoKlgfNB5bqb
sometimes u say the right shit #business #motivation #empiremindset
if i did it fuckin wworked
success aint just about reachin the top its about enjoyin the thrill of pushin others ovver the edge on your wway up #business #motivvation #empiremindset
thanks baddie~!!
i cannot remember the full context to ψhy i ψas making dis face. ((ooc: trizza has a tail and just making it clear i don't ψant anyone to be IC mean about it ty/this is also old art)) https://64.media.tumblr.com/17d2b98f01aee9878c98bb8e68d8fdfe/d156d7f37a363869-ff/s1280x1920/7f0cfe7d5adecac28d38d634da8a42ebba5305bc.png
Can't fathom the idea of someone thinking I 'have too much hair' when I'm literally SO pretty.
as a broad note to anyone that wants to flirt with this former empress: my anaconda dont want none unless you got fish puns
imma hater to my core
u know what u can have my pity cause that sounds like hell to brush
You knoψ ψhat. Yeah. Mhm. That's the post.
my fronds are crampin from doin and redoin my hair lately i need kelp this shit takes too long and fore ya ask yea its almoss 2 meters (6ft) long sigh #hotgurlprobz
Glub Glub, Blub. #glubposding
This shit look like a spore house
some a u gotta step up yo pun game 3B-// u jam em into every word n it makes u fincompre)(ensable. ore, usin da same pun too many times in a row? like if i went 'somefin finterestin )(apfinned' s)(ips BAD !! looks bad, sounds bad. be sparin wit em. sometimes u gotta make da C)(OIC—E to leave one out. das part of da art form.
sometimes its funny to finplement goofy bass laws i aint gon follow cuz i get ta watc)( it. like yea its wiggle wednesday i dont make da rules (yes i do).
tmi means tell me immediately far as im concherned so spill the tea
That oone is proobably the woorst