cronus ampora
@casanovaArmada
a misunderstood poet, ovwner of a lonely pusher, single ;), dm’s alvways open ask me anyfin https://forms.gle/ZE62tkbFgfFJSyLy7
so... since i got nothing else to do, here is the official and definitiwve ranking of hovw hot my friends are, from rust to fuschia. im being completely honest here so dont get majorly butthurt owver the truth. (i am not including myself, but vwe all knovw im a 10, duh.) damara megido: shes a firey one, this one. iwve gotten along vwith damara (for the most part) and despite our issues communicating in person vwere mostly on the same page. damara is a real minx, built like a dream, alvways looks alluring no matter vwhat. kinda crazy but, nyeh, id still hit. shame vwe didnt talk as much i vwished... 8.5/10 rufioh nitram: hes buff and hot, sure, other than that, vwho ewven is this dude?? 4/10 mituna captor: literally vwears a giant helmet, vwhich iwve newver seen being cleaned, and drools ewveryvwhere. zero style, zero looker genes, total mystery hovw he scored a broad like that. 1/10 kankri wvantas: okay, kan. ill admit it, the svweater is actually kinda vworking for him. leawves much to the imagination, vwhich vworks in fawvour of him. unfortunately, ewvery time i ewven think about flirting vwith him, he somehovw turns it into a seminar about the ethics of attraction, by the time hes done, iwve forgotten vwhat i vwas ewven complimenting him for. i don't need a permission slip to call someone hot, chief. i cant pretend he doesnt clean up nice, though. 7.5/10. meulin leijon: novw this is a tragedy. meulin's cute, dresses vwell, has that playful thing going on... and then she communicates exclusiwvely through vweird gifs because shes deaf, i guess. nothing vwrong vwith that, obwviously, but it means i spend half our conwversations trying to figure out if shes laughing vwith me or at me. still, shes cute enough that im vwilling to shoot my shot. 6.5/10. porrim maryam: porrim is a total smoke shovw, ewverything about that girl is mouth vwatering. but, listen... she has all those great qualities, both physically and intellectually. it *should* be super hot but she spends the vwhole time giwving me a scolding look, as if i'm a vwriggler, ewverytime i open my mouth to flirt. hovwewver i cant simply lie and say i vwouldnt giwve her a 9.5/10. latula pyrope: honestly a total knockout. she looks insane in that bodysuit, really enhances the curwves. plus she actually listens vwhen i talk about my music sometimes. itd be a solid 8/10 if she vwasnt the face of the not-like-the-other-girls mowvement, but since shes still smoking hot, the final wveredict is 7/10. aranea serket: phevw, novw this is a dangerous pussycat. araneas got that sexy librarian thing, shes stacked, gorgeous, and most importantly she lowves riding on her high hoofbeast about hovw shes better than ewveryone. she keeps calling me out on my "behawvior" as of late, vwhich is totally uncool for a hot chick to do. but i cant lie and say i tune out the noise sometimes just to appreciate the wvievw. 9/10 horuss zahhak: this guy is, somehovw, the most and least attractiwve troll i knovw. physically? absolute unit. tall, vwell-built, immaculate hair, dresses all steampunk (pretty hot). but then he opens his mouth and ewvery sentence sounds like it came out of a human regency romance nowvel vwritten by a hoofbeast. i respect the commitment, but i cannot deal vwith it. 6.5/10. kurloz makara: the skeleton suit is kinda cool but the stitched-mouth thing giwves me the creeps. ewven vwhen i go owver and make friendly conwversation he just stares at me. iwve tried being nice, iwve tried making jokes, iwve ewven sang at the guy. nothing. just that thousand-yard stare. minus points for some personal stuff. 3/10 meenah peixes: im still upset at the fact she left us all in the dream bubbles and vwent of her merry vway, so this vwill be affecting the score. she couldwve been a solid 8. shes got a hot body, has ewven hotter outfits, is loaded and can be pretty cool from time to time, but her trash attitude completely ruins it. plus she literally threatened to impale my bulge vwith her trident last vweek. not hot. 6/10. #crorates #misogyny #suggestiwve #nsfvw
:o) Second lowest rating? Hmmm... :o) :o) :o) :o) :o)
vwhos fault is that? last time i checked, it vwasnt for my lack of trying to communicate.
:o) Hee hee. :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo :o) :o) :o) :o) :o)
>::::O!!!!!!!! Is THIS what you were writing earlier? This is DISGUSTING, Cronus. I didn't agree to 8eing o8jectified on your pu8lic chittr account!!!!
Y9u actually *w9uld* 6enefit fr9m a permissi9n slip t9 judge pe9ple 9n their attractiveness. That way, y9u c9uld f9cus y9ur attenti9n 9n pe9ple wh9 w9uld actually 6e appreciative and receptive 9f y9ur flirtati9ns, instead 9f wasting y9ur energy speculating a69ut Kankris wh9 have made it clear that they are n9t and will n9t 6e r9mantically 9r sexually interested in y9u. Really, I think the wh9le practice 9f ranking 9ther pe9ple 9n their attractiveness is disgusting and 96jectifying anyway, as it 6latantly assigns value t9 9thers 6ased 9n purely su6jective criteria, that are m9re likely than n9t entrenched in reductive s9cietal 6iases, as 9pp9sed t9 s9mething much m9re quantifia6le like s9cial intelligence and strength 9f pers9nal m9ral c9nvicti9ns, 6ut I will 6egrudgingly admit that *s9me* pe9ple are flattered 6y these s9rt 9f rankings. Still, next time, I w9uld s9 much rather prefer if y9u left my name 9ff 9f it. #Thanks #ISupp9se #6utIStillD9ntC9nd9neThis #Ethics9fAttracti9n #TakingAStanceAgainstRankings #ReductiveS9cietal6iases
N9. What part 9f anything I said made it s9und like I was? 6ecause if that is truly the impressi9n y9u g9t fr9m my resp9nse, I will ask that y9u read it as many times as y9u need f9r it t9 stick in that I am n9t interested.
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YOU WILL BE. WHEN I’M THROUGH WITH YOU. #GRAVID. #BAREPRONGED. #CHAINEDTOAPIPEINTHEBASEBLOCK. #CASTEGAP. #REVERSECASTEGAP. #CALLME.
all you guys do on this stupid app is pity me... #vwhatsthatallabout #explain #hurt
少しでも慰めになるなら、アタシはこれまで一度もクロナスに同情したことは一度もない。
Dude, you're right, shit's fucked. We should be throwing vitriol in your direction, honestly.
aranea come owver. vwe can recreate some stuff. #vwink #vwinkvwink #vwink
What could this possi8ly mean?
she aint even fw dudes most a da time foh lol
sgrubgpt hovw to delete chittr post.
chief how come i remember your girlfriend nova's name better than you do?
oh my god did you break up with her
your ai girlfriend, nova. novwa. remember???
wait, egg on my face. my bad it was a different casanova usin gpt. my bad dog.
anonymous asks: "vwhat's your artistic process as a poet? does a lot of vwork end up on the cutting room floor?", big time, dalring, i knovw *SOME* of you like to insinuate that i hawve no idea vwhatsoewver vwhat i'm doing creatiwvely, but that's far from the truth. i'm a poet, a tortured soul... i vwrite dovwn a lot of vwhat i feel, then just connect the dots. you knovw, make it sound better. i could probably describe this better on another post. #askcro
So your inspiration is mostly from your personal life/experiences?
Do you ever find it hard to twist a feeling into something... artistically pleasing? You describe yourself as a tortured soul and I know from my own modest poetry experience those emotions can be pretty ugly when you got it on pen and ink...
most times, yes, not ewverything turns out good. i'll admit some of my lyrics or beats don't turn out the vway i vwanted at times... they'll stay drafted.
i vwish i could be as cool as tony soprano. #enwvy
I'm sorry to 8reak it to you, 8ut no8ody will 8e as cool at Tony Soprana. Not even me.
i knovw that. that’s vwhy i said ‘VWISH’. he is one of a kind. #beautifulman
making progress. realizing things about myself…
i dunno buddy, i dont like the sound of this. wvhat kinda things?