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Don't you fucking pity me like I'm some kicked b★rkbe★st.
N9. What part 9f anything I said made it s9und like I was? 6ecause if that is truly the impressi9n y9u g9t fr9m my resp9nse, I will ask that y9u read it as many times as y9u need f9r it t9 stick in that I am n9t interested.
YOU WILL BE. WHEN I’M THROUGH WITH YOU. #GRAVID. #BAREPRONGED. #CHAINEDTOAPIPEINTHEBASEBLOCK. #CASTEGAP. #REVERSECASTEGAP. #CALLME.
I feel it is improper to 8e making posts prior to making a design8d post to be "pinned" on my account 8ut I also feel the need to share my resparked love of 8oard games! I have 8een playong quite a few on "8oard Game Arena" and it is very fun! ::::) #Fun! #Yay! #Smiling #::::)
Y9u actually *w9uld* 6enefit fr9m a permissi9n slip t9 judge pe9ple 9n their attractiveness. That way, y9u c9uld f9cus y9ur attenti9n 9n pe9ple wh9 w9uld actually 6e appreciative and receptive 9f y9ur flirtati9ns, instead 9f wasting y9ur energy speculating a69ut Kankris wh9 have made it clear that they are n9t and will n9t 6e r9mantically 9r sexually interested in y9u. Really, I think the wh9le practice 9f ranking 9ther pe9ple 9n their attractiveness is disgusting and 96jectifying anyway, as it 6latantly assigns value t9 9thers 6ased 9n purely su6jective criteria, that are m9re likely than n9t entrenched in reductive s9cietal 6iases, as 9pp9sed t9 s9mething much m9re quantifia6le like s9cial intelligence and strength 9f pers9nal m9ral c9nvicti9ns, 6ut I will 6egrudgingly admit that *s9me* pe9ple are flattered 6y these s9rt 9f rankings. Still, next time, I w9uld s9 much rather prefer if y9u left my name 9ff 9f it. #Thanks #ISupp9se #6utIStillD9ntC9nd9neThis #Ethics9fAttracti9n #TakingAStanceAgainstRankings #ReductiveS9cietal6iases
Don't Stay Up Too Late Dear, It Never Hurts To Get Some 8eauty Rest After All –xoxo
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wait, egg on my face. my bad it was a different casanova usin gpt. my bad dog.
but in my defense it's weird that it happened twice.
can you guys PLEASE stop usin casanova in your handles i cannot keep track like this.
i mean yeah ig youre right lol
Saw man tits, no longer need to brood. Tonight is a wonderful night actually
vwell thats an ominous chitt to see vwhile scrolling
>::::O!!!!!!!! Is THIS what you were writing earlier? This is DISGUSTING, Cronus. I didn't agree to 8eing o8jectified on your pu8lic chittr account!!!!
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ It's kind of scary I'm starting to feel surrounded ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
she can be a bit much yeah. her being a package deal wvith tuna knocks her some points, so id say i agree vwith your score ovwerall chief.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Didn't we already survive one Cronus's ranking system ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ You're telling me there's a straight-to-VHS sequel? ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
You know, gotta somewhat respect you at least included personality in your consideration A little
not bad bud, not bad at all. only critique iwve got is that "not like other girls" should add points, not subtract. thats one of the easiest things to play wvith, she may as wvell be shouting in your face, "ill take wvhatewver praise you giwve me because im horrifically insecure". trust me, tell her shes got great tits for basically being one of the guys, shell get all sorts of flustered. #suggestiwve
Do you ever find it hard to twist a feeling into something... artistically pleasing? You describe yourself as a tortured soul and I know from my own modest poetry experience those emotions can be pretty ugly when you got it on pen and ink...
I'm sorry to 8reak it to you, 8ut no8ody will 8e as cool at Tony Soprana. Not even me.
don't listen to the other guy keep going.
Hello, Chittr! I have seen an awful lot of people I know using this we8site so I took it upon myself to make an account. ::::)
Let's go to t)(e beac)(! )(a)(a)(a)(a. Let's go SWIMMING! )(e)(! L-ET'S GO GOLFING! T-ELL -EM' TO BRING T)(-E YAC)(T OUT!!!!!!!
DON'T B-E A FOOL. G-ET A POOL! 38)
T-ELL -------EM TO BRING OUT T)(A LOBST-----ER!!!! 38O
T-ELL -EM' TO BRING OUT T)(-E W)(OL-----------------------E OC-EAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope i don't have to fight my evil shadow self tonight
yeah, alright. go get 'em, tiger shark.
I need t0 step up my girl bulge game #nsfw
So your inspiration is mostly from your personal life/experiences?
Makes sense. like a sketch before the painting
no one cares about how hard it is bein objectified an oversexualized like this.
Ugh okay I guess I need to pin a something huh I'm Velvet, I'm likeeee 1,400 earth years old, I was born dead, I'm a natural redhead and I've never told a lie except for all the times that I have, Draculas do not interact because I HEARD you I will GET TO IT I'm on my smoke break Professional evil henchwoman ask me abt my rates No last name because I need no further introduction baybee ((Velvet is. Fully an original vampire OC, she's only here because she's friends with Kris through some silliness and she truly was born to be annoying on the internet. The lack of about pages on this site is a curse. The technicolour skin and hair is fully real because I think it's fun. Expect a significant amount of blood/goreposting, some nsfw themes, and like... a motif of the interplay of passion and predation? IDK what else you'll see she never shuts up. Askbox is: https://forms.gle/WbSzqcu7Tj6xJFDa7 All art posted is by yours truly, She/Her for Velvet AND for me.))
theres only one troll im thinking about this matesprit monday and thats my s*eet chichi. i miss you babygirl and ho* s*eet you are. i kno* i ha-ent been the best but ill get better and ill change for you. the hi-e isnt the same *ithout you around. BABY COME BACK!
haha hope you bag that baDDie then! gooD luck
theres always Motherfuckers like that. best to either ignore that shit or straight up tell eM to fuck off
bitch Me too
꩜ ~Rest is good, to seize your night later. :)~ 𓂃⛱
Ahhh d9n't we all.
take the furniture. get the furniture. get the furniture and takee the furniture and get it and make a living selling the furniture. get that bag. get ꙮn that grindddddd. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ nooo don't krill yourself your so sexy haha #ifyouknowyouknow #anywaysyouaresexytho
Nooooo. 38(
believwe it or not i am a vwictim of the male loneliness epidemic.
< BEAT THEM TO DEATH. >
no way. me too. O_O
hell yeah man, you cant let those dames get to you. you gotta be true to yourself no matter wvhat. go get some.
W)(y am I wit)( multiple women? 38?
You are a troll.....?
dicks out for tony soprano. my newv hero. amen. #nsfw #i’ll take carmela too
dicks out for al capone. #nsfw
ii love lookiing at people'2 vaguepo2t2 iit'2 2o 2tupiid
the only thing allovwed to injure my hips is you, sugartits. #suggestivwe
speed limits are for pussies, enough said.
(tw: #su6stance) Sigh..drunk ciggy 9n a Sunday...g9d
#then0ticer
၄⋆၃ im gonna be honest i sent something i thought was funny it baxkfired
oh good it worked
In my restless dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill. You promised me you'd take me there again someday. But you never did.
Let's see if this gains traction. Hey Chittr. #HearMeOut.
Labubu mitosis.
not me i never lie.
*I lay limp in your arms, clutching your shirt with my hands, nuzzling your chest.* C-cronus....? Is that you....?
9penly rping 9n the timeline we're s9 6ack
*[color] blood bleeding from my head* G....gurk......... *[color] eyes roll in the back of my head, falling back down*
Not a lady but positively swooning.
What do we think my title would be guys
WARNING. THIS CHARACTER *WILL* IMPLY THEY KNOW YOUR CHARACTER AND ACT OVERLY FAMILIAR WITH THEM. THAT IS APART OF THE BIT. BLOCK ACCORDINGLY IF THAT ANNOYS YOU. YOUR NAME IS [Name,] AND YOU ARE [sweeps] OLD. YOU HAVE [color] BLOOD, AND LIVE IN A FAIRLY SIZABLE BEACH HIVE THAT IS FAIRLY CLOSE TO THE CITY. ALTERNIA IS A DANGEROUS PLACE. SOMETIMES- THE DRONES SOMETIMES GET YOU DOWN, BUT YOU ARE ALWAYS ABLE TO CONVINCE THEM THAT TONIGHT IS *NOT* THE NIGHT YOU WILL BE GETTING CULLED with your [Strife Specibus]-kind. The Empress knows of your existence, and often HISSES when you give her the MIDDLE FINGER IN AN OVERLY DEFIANT REACTION. She is aware of the power you hold within, something you have not discovered about yourself.... YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, THAT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: JOHN EGBERT, DAVE STRIDER, JAKE ENGLISH, DIRK STRIDER, KARKAT VANTAS, TAVROS NITRAM, SOLLUX CAPTOR, EQUIUS ZAHAK, GAMZEE MAKARA, ERIDAN AMPORA, THEIR DANCESTORS, THEIR ANCESTORS, and just about EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE THAT YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE SHIPPED WITH. Lucky for you, you have a very big heart, and a rather nonchalant attitude towards their shenanigans. You could basically be put into ANY SITUATION and it will have a FAVORABLE OUTCOME OF SOME KIND. You often keep your [color] hair in a messy bun, which often falls in messy strands that get in your gorgeous [color] eyes. Often, you wear [color] [style] clothes, and place your sign, [Sign] on the middle of your [color] shirt. Naturally, you are an agreeable troll that seems to get along well with EVERYONE, except a HANDFUL OF WOMEN WHO SEEM TO BE VERY JEALOUS OF YOU, FOR SOME REASON. You don't let this bother you, however. You know you aren't like other girls. The ones that are nice, you absolutely love to hang out with. They often drag you out of your hive for a VARIETY OF ACTIVITIES, when you would much rather STAY IN. Sigh. They mean well. You have a variety of hobbies, including READING, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, LISTENING TO INDIE MUSIC, GUNS, ROBOTICS, ROMANCE MOVIES, SLAM POETRY, FLARPING, CODING, AND GOING ON ADVENTURES, JUST TO NAME A FEW. ALL AND ALL, you are just a [gender.] A [gender] TRYING TO MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF IN THIS CRAZY PLACE WE CALL PARADOX SPACE. #x-reader #reader-insert #hurt/comfort #enemies-to-lovers #romance #yumeshipping #ocxcanon #eridan/reader #karkat/reader #dave-strider/reader #vriska-serket #cronus/reader #mituna/reader #Mutual Pining/Pining #Soulmate/Soulmate AU #friends-to-lovers #First-Kiss #Eventual-Romance #Confessions #Mutual-Pining/Pining #Sharing-a-Recupracoon #Love-At-First-Sight #Original-Character/OC/OCs #Morally-Grey/Ambiguous Characters
you guys ever get like mildly jealous of someone u lowkey fw gettin a matesprit or smth just like wow what about wat we had did it mean anyf'in to u 8888(
noteD ;o)
the "view profile" yeah? thats your page. go there anD finD your post. neXt to your naMe shoulD be an "eDit" button
Oh, if o+nly. But do+n't wo+rry, I am sure yo+u'll find her so+me day.
Since my link br0ke i might as well rep0st my selfie #eeselfie #eeart https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/09efc136a768.png
I kn0w we all hate him 0r whatever but lets be h0nest hes very attractive
You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! Wrapping up today, which was still something of an eventful one here in Midnight City, we hope that at least some of you spent it celebrating life. We never know when that day comes that we punch our ticket, so let's live it to the fullest, right? For the next song we've got something a bit more modern and a little different than the usual fair, but hey it doesn't hurt to fan those branches out a bit, right? This here is "Egyptic" by Beats Antique. Thanks for Listening~ …Midnight City Jazz!
lol
okay so you vwere just clarifying terms here then. thanks for explain
i didnt mention the human kin part i vwas just asking vwhich part you vwas saying vwas normal. so the normal part is bisexual vwhats the difference betvween normal bisexual and human bisexual
human bisexual
:o) For anyone who is curious :o) And this is true for most timelines :o) The entry order for our Beforan session was: :o) Aranea <-- Meenah <-- Kankri <-- Horuss <-- Rufioh <-- Damara <-- Myself <-- Meulin <-- Latula <-- Mituna <-- Cronus <-- Porrim <-- Aranea.
Oh dear gog please tell me the beard in that pfp is fake it looks gog awwful
8=D < I recently saw the teaser art for the new and upcoming my little pony show. 8=D < I have been an avid fan and brony for a very long time, so I do intend to view it as soon as it comes out! 8=D < I am however very disappointed that some of favourite ponies are not represented in the splash art. 8=D < This worries me that Applejack and Rarity may not appear in the show at all! 8=D < This thought is outlandishly and w001d stirrup quite the outrage among the bronies and pegasisters that have been dedicated fans since their debut in 2010. 8=D < I hope that this is only a marketing fluke in order to get people talking about the upcoming show. 8=D < If it is not, and Applejack and Rarity do not appear in the show I do not think I will be watching it. (=д= ) < Do better Hazardbro. #MLP #MyLittlePony #WhereIsRariJack #Clopping #Controversy
not now muscle man.
yes until isn't. but you can keep tryin until they say to quit it out.
depends on if the one serenading is good at it, I think. and if it isn't done in public, it may be better received.
wwhats the crime your honorable tyranny enjoyin a meal a succulent east alternian meal
└(=^‥^=)┐ < IN A SENSE. YES!!!!!!
You Know I Knighted One Ampora. I Can Knight Another. My Lovely Guardian Hated It And So I Found It Hilarious.
wwater your local sea dwweller
Dr0wn y0ur l0cal seadweller In n00k #nsfw
√(Hm.)²
√(Yes, sir, right away sir. Do you want that said verbally or in print?)²
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < SWATTPAD has LIT UP lately...!!!! I'm workin' on portin' over some of the best I got to offer concernin' Chittr users...they LOVE the way I write y'all there...!!!! I'm a wee bit bleatin' shy t'get all this stuff fielded...b-but!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I've got some purty darn' flatterin' praises lately that are becomin' harder 'n harder to ignore... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < S-so may as well succumb!!!
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(=^･^=) < YES!!! SIT AND STAY THERE!!! OMGOMG.
(=｀ω´=) < HMMMM... #CORNERPURRLAY?
c... cornerplay?
Good You’re Smart. Yeah I Do, Dance Like A Jester For My Amusement.
:33 < hey fuck mew. :33 < i think humans are sexy beasts :33 < even if they're loud angry dogs
As much as I hate to admit it, he is funny sometimes. #directposting #guiltypleasure #eyeroll
You are the only currently ACTIVE Cronus, I think...
I Have Met Multiple Cronus And None Of Them Have Been Funny.
The personalities on here are curious to behold, to say the least
I'll set you straight with a smack to the 8ackside and a foot where the light doesn't shine if you don't cut that out! You are not helping with my protocrisis one 8it and I am 8egging you to have some pity on me just this once so I can collect myself!!!!!!!!
Oh get on out of here! You aren't allowed to respond to this post so shoo!
Daw, look at wittle miss goody two-shoes over here taking the high hoof8east, what a tooooooootal shocker for the entire class. Please, do jerk your own 8ulge off for us all further a8out how much you "always" take the moral highground, we'll all 8e waiting with clasped together hands, screaming your name to Gaia and 8ack while w8ing to give you a pat on the 8ack. Oooooooohohoh man, you have no idea the can of worms you opened. >::::) Get ready to start seeing it with your time here, *toots*.
Is my frustration really that alluring to you? Do you take my irritated groans as some sort of passive flirt for when my mouth just can't find the words to spill how insanely sexy I think you are? Gosh, I'm confusing myself here. I don't know what my intentions are 8ut if I have 8een sending you signals of that variety I can assure you they were all accidental! I think! Ugh, you're making this all so confusing!
I hate to ask such a question on here considering this is the last place to go for genuine advice... however... Would any of you consider me to 8e "easy"? Do I seem like the type to 8e fun to mess with? Is this something that you all gather from the way that I hold and present myself or is Cronus just saying things to derail my train of thought? I've never considered it possi8le that strangers would get enjoyment from upsetting me 8ut I suppose the universe is full of many odd individuals and I do have a history of getting quite heated at certain things...
My feathers are not ruffled! And even if they were, are you saying that others really do enjoy ruffling them? Am I doing something to encourage this ridiculous ruffling!?!?!?!? ::::( #ruffled8eyond8elief #helpmeouthere
My notifications are so very blue right now.
Oh goodness gracious... Look. I know that you think we have something going on here 8ut I am not swooning over you like you seem to think I am! I just consider you a friend and that's that! You can swim a8out and get with as many other gills as you please for all I care. None of it matters to me and you should really try getting that through your thick skull sooner rather than later!
Now what could this possi8ly 8e a8out? Last I checked, you were not the kind of guy to have even one lady anywhere near you unless she's actively screaming and running in the other direction. If this is a8out my follow-8ack, it's 8ecause I pity you and I, for some distur8ing reason, consider you a friend in some way.
There's nothing quite like the feeling of stepping outside and screaming your head off at a giant 8east crawling across the ground. I'm a 8ig fan of my friends pretending to 8e horri8le creatures just to scare me. #sarcasm What even is a 8ald eagle?
dash is hawving a lotta fun asking #vwwvcd today huh?
#his8pages...
cold hard caegar
my bad fellow human i wasnt aware of your game
to be fair youre an alien and me im a human
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Lmao the #desperate really ties it together. #urcute #keeptryingitsworking
⊹ pffft I mean y⟡u already are smart and funny ⊹
8ulgy want 8oing 8oing
dave strider film maker extraordinaire you are
do you want to i could use some alien friends
its okay!!!
play an asymmetric horror game ^_^
hold on i have a song for this lmao
I agree, the starfish is c99l. It l99ks very silly spinning ar9und 9n the sea fl9ra like that, and under 9ther circumstances I w9uld really appreciate y9ur attempts at levity, 6ut I w9uld much rather prefer y9u engage with the c9ntent 9f my p9st first.
...N9, Cr9nus, I have n9t c9nsidered that. Thank y9u. What exactly d9es this have t9 d9 with any 9f the th9ught pr9v9king questi9ns I put f9rth in my 9riginal p9st?
As a much needed distracti9n fr9m the current trending dash t9pic, I'll 6e re-p9sting s9mething fr9m a few nights ag9. If any9ne w9uld like t9 take their thinkpan 9ff 9f the harr9wing events 9f seeing an untagged NSFW p9st, c9nsider engaging in the f9ll9wing t9pic instead as a #SafeSpace: T9 any9ne 9ut there wh9 c9nsiders themself a f9ll9wer 9f the Sufferer's teachings, I have a list 9f inquiries f9r y9u. I have 6een curi9us t9 hear fr9m c9ntemp9rary individuals wh9 6elieve in his 6eliefs (c9ntemp9rary relative t9 y9ur 9wn p9int in space time, given the chr9n9asynchr9n9us nature 9f Chittr, anyway) and w9uld like t9 9pen up a discussi9n regarding y9ur faith. Feel free t9 answer any 9r all 9f them at y9ur leisure. - What is it specifically a69ut his teachings that y9u find m9st inspirati9nal? - What steps have y9u taken in y9ur 9wn life t9 m9del this 6ehavi9r? D9 y9u perf9rm any meaningful acts 9f c9mmunity 9utreach 9r activism in the pursuit 9f caste equality? Why 9r why n9t? - What are y9ur th9ughts 9n the unquantifia6le claim that his relati9nship with his m9st l9yal disciple "transcended the 69undaries 9f quadrants"? D9 y9u find a r9mantic entanglement 6etween a ment9r and mentee, 9r preacher and disciple, t9 6e an egregi9us display 9f a p9wer im6alance, kn9wing that her w9rldview was directly influenced 6y her? - D9 y9u find it gauche t9 represent his legacy with a sym69l reflecting the very meth9d 9f his executi9n? - D9 y9u find it em6arrassing 9r hyp9critical that the last w9rds 9f a tr9ll wh9 spent his life preaching kindness ended up 6eing a vast expletive, thus inadvertently c9nfirming the Empire-led percepti9n 9f 9ffspectrum and caste-atypical tr9lls as mannerless 6rutes? Thank y9u f9r y9ur time, and I l99k f9rward t9 y9ur resp9nses. #TheSignless #TheSufferer #TheDisciple #HisDisciple #Religi9n #Pseud9Religi9n #Menti9ns9fExeccuti9n #Menti9ns9fTranscendingQuadrants #FirstShip #Hem9casteEquality #VastExpletive #JustAskingQuesti9ns
i d0n't kn0w what pe0ple are s0 upset ab0ut. a seer finally guides a knight's sw0rd and every0ne l0ses their mind. #nsfw
oh wowww th|s |s rlly good :) greAt job
Sigh. S9me tr9lls really cann9t resist the temptati9n 9f crudely flaunting their 69dies 9nline f9r attenti9n, can they? I am n9t surprised, just disapp9inted. I h9pe y9u are all mindful 9f the fact that y9ur splinternet presence cann9t 6e s9 easily wiped 9r hidden, and that may6e s9me day y9ur descendants will stum6le acr9ss y9ur Chittr pr9file and find themselves ashamed 9f the legacy y9u leave 6ehind. #Vaguep9sting #N9tTargetedT9wardsAny9neInParticular #Attenti9nSeeking6ehavi9rs #ShakingMyHead
Good buoy!!! I knew you'd get t)(ere efintually. You are SO smart!
hey, great ⚡︎tart! :)
)(-E)(-E)(-E)(. No. Try coming up wit)( somet)(ing else! I'm s)(ore you can figure it out.
O)(, Cronus, you are just as muc)( of a c)(armer as ever! Don't call me t)(at.
-Everyone's sooo creative!
)(e)(e)(e)( I was wondering )(ow long it would take until one of t)(em saw my post. Meena)(s are alwaves my biggest fans. <333 )(ey gill!! LOV-ELY to sea you too!
-E-E-E-E-EK! Apoologies for not being online lately. SOM-EON-E forgot )(er passwordfis)(. {r} )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/3e3160abf60c.png {r} #DerpMoments #SooooSilly #Goofmaxxing #OopsieDoodles
Attention whore. #vagueposting
#FlanFriday We begin our journey at possibly the greatest diversion from your pedestrian expectations. The Flan Pâtissie, or Flan Parisien. Baptized not in the cool water of her bain-marie, but by flame. The ratio of the French custard is such that the cream may bake without curdling or splitting under direct heat. Most commonly mistaken for the Basque Cheesecake, she bears a dark, caramelized topmost layer. What may surprise the amateurs among you is that the Flan Parisien is set inside a crust, whereas the Basque Cheesecake IS NOT. More to the median experience is the traditional Crème Caramel, with her thin, glossy, plate-filling liquid sugar coating. Certain regional variations may err lighter or richer depending on the type of milk used in production, but all in all, she simmers in a warm water bath for a considerable spell as is required of her delicate nature. It is worth noting that the Flan Parisien, while providing more textural variety with its flaky crust, lacks the liquid caramel coating of the traditional Crème entirely, which I find utterly depressing. The answer to both these deficiencies arrives in the Chocoflan- or the Pastel Impossible, as known in some circles. BOTH the batter of the dense, spongy bottom chocolate cake layer AND the custard are inlaid simultaneously without care into the pan. During baking, the gradient of custard to cake arranges itself beautifully top-to-bottom. Its singular shortfall is that the caramel (which I encourage you to add) must be baked separately, OR substituted for a thicker, altered formula. Dulce de leche is a common replacement topping, and a welcome one at that. Although this intrepid baker has NO qualms with a dark cocoa sponge absorbing spoonfuls of toasty liquid caramel. Happy Flan Friday, and Happy Baking to you!
what if we made out at the blood rave from troll blade (1998) light #gore or whatever #nsfwe
castrato, castrato, castrato. such a wonderful cadence to iiit. why, iiit may rank among "cellar door" as far as beautiiiful alterniiian phrases. my hiiive must be very beautiiiful iiindeed, mhmhm.
⊹ I w⟡uld listen! I l⟡ve supp⟡rting ⟡t#er indie artists! ⊹
gog.i.love.troll.tom.finland... #nsfw.if.you.look.up.his.art.but.enjoy
why Are you Apolog|z|ng?
This true. W☾men ☾f all kinds g☾☾d. ʕxᴥ•ʔ
sooooo Adm|rAble :) more trolls should be l|ke you!
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ **OOC INFORMATION:** This is an ongoing interpretation of Doc Scratch developed specifically for Chittr. Canon Homestuck is the foundation, but events here matter and have developed into their own continuity. Relationships, grudges, employment, favors, threats, and ongoing plots may carry forward. At this point, the Doctor is not merely visiting Chittr. He lives here. A large part of this interpretation revolves around observation and curation. Doc watches people, remembers what they say, notices patterns, profiles them, and occasionally knows considerably more than he reasonably should. Some of that is First Guardian nonsense. Some of it is simply that he pays attention. Feel free to interact casually, antagonize him, involve him in plots, approach the Felt, or message directly. Not every interaction needs to become part of some enormous narrative. This account may involve mature themes, including violence, manipulation, psychological horror, abusive dynamics, sexual subject matter, and other NSFW material. Explicit roleplay is generally kept private and discussed OOC beforehand. Doc's behavior, interests, relationships, hostility, flirtation, favoritism, or cruelty are strictly character material and should not be read as statements about the writers involved. Otherwise, assume the Doctor is in. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
Y0u can c0me next time
well...........yes!
we chase prosperity. not nook. #nsfw-mention
T0 me every h0ur is eridan h0ur
aint our fault ya cant finD us
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 4WWWWWW K1TTY 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
Error: All Brothels have been vacated as of result of the ensuing Babe Wars.
Locating brothels in your area.
Babes got serious, and many mourned.
I fear they may have perished in the Babe Wars.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 84THR00M 8R34K 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
i get it
(=^-ω-^=) < I F33L LIKE I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING INSPIRING FOR MY FIRST POST BUT THE ONLY WORD I CAN THINK OF AT THE MOMENT IS MEOW.
The one thing |'ve got going for me is my position on the c^ste, c^vse | think if ^ lowblood owed this mvch money they'd be shot de^d in the street. #violence
nman id hate it if a hot girl took advantsge of me oh no hahahfdm thatd be awfulll #patheticposting #nsfwe #cnc #dubcon #substance
I am thank you.
You're cute so I piked your post.
guns are wway fuckin cooler iunno wwhere all these lameasses be comin from
my man!
i can imagine a fewv. hand, blovw, tit, thigh, ass, foot, pussy, uhh... any im missing? #nsfwv
[WHAT I$ HETALIA]
And you get a golden starfis)( for s)(aring! 38D
I )(ave now watc)(ed TWO greaser movies. #Listening-and-Learning.
Is this is a safe space
just felt a sort of aura around you
im sorry bro hes just in his own world and shit i swear it doesnt mean anything we dont want any trouble aight just take my money please
i can see the sadness in his eyes he is suffering and yet still smiles through it he is a beacon of fucking hope to us all
i ♤lw♤ys feel so relieved when i find out there's someone else out there th♤t ♤ppreci♤tes them. they're just. good.
My standards are Incredibly Low. Rechitt.
3v3n wh3n 1m d34d 4s FUCK, 4 cronus 4LLLW4YSSSS m4n4g3s to f1nd m3. >8O
WHAT SORT OF SONG ARE YOU THINKING OF? A ♣️ROMANTIC BALLAD♣️, PERHAPS?
IT'S VERY ♣️UNIQUE♣️!
Xx #NSFW #Horny-Posting xX Xx My Bulge is lonely.... </3 xX
C9NTENT AND TRIGGER WARNINGS: #ranting #lengthyp9st #anger #irritati9n #wildh9nk6eastchase #metaph9rs #irritati9n #f9rgettingpe9ple #6ef9ranpr96lems #irritati9n6ey9nd6elief I am c9ming up t9 having m9re free time; my friends have sent me 9n a wild h9nk 6east chase 9f sh9ts f9r their 9wn amusement. Admittedly, I'm n9t a fan 9f getting dragged ar9und. Th9ugh I supp9se it can 6e f9rgiven, as the task is 9f utm9st imp9rtance. Revival, since the current sessi9n seems t9 have ended and we were "f9rg9tten." H9w l9vely and infuriating. I expect n9thing less, 9f c9urse. Since we still have slight access t9 9ur g9dtiers, I have my seer a6ilities; finding imp9rtant c9nnecti9ns is useful in this search. H9wever. I have f9und N9THING. At this p9int, I d9 n9t 6elieve the item we are searching f9r exists anym9re, and I am 6eing driven up a wall.
haters gonna hate, and my ass is gonna jiggle ψhen I ψalk. :/ ya knoψ?
dude this is some fire stuff, youre a genius.
eXXXc|ted to see whAt you hAve to shAre :)
i been hosting that shit on filegarden
soundclawd link
)(u)(? You just did t)(oug)(. 38P Man t)(e weat)(er up )(ere from being so BIG is FANTASTIC! 38D
Oh. My apologies, User.
)(ey. Big glubber 900 )(ere. 38P