♣ mediated by @casanovaArmada
Well, yes. It is a masquerade.
Always Cronus saying dumb shit like, "Have you tried making a template before enacting your scheme?" and "What if we put you on a mobile iPad and let you act as our Instagram bot while we party?"
What the fuck is going on!!!!!!!!
:33 < Coming in piping hot with a little update on a blind item furom a little while ago! :33 < A certain Spider and Fish were spotted on a date! :33 < Now ordinarily this would be no mews item, or scandal, but... :33 < It does come as quite the surpurrise, when this big fish has b33n purrsuing the crab as of late!! :33 < Dreambubble witnesses have repurrted to have s33n the two individuals who are purresumed to be our fish and our spider out on a rather lively date! :33 < One mus wonder if the Crab was really just a rebound, or if the Fish is playing both sides!! :33 < Furom his observed behavior it would not strike anyone as a surpurrise if he was... :33 < But of clawrse this purresumes that he is courting the two in the same quadrant! Or that he is courting them in a quadrant at all! :33 < What could possibly be the nature of the quaddynamics of this group? #drama #gossip #submittedStory #relationshipdrama #twotimer #crabfishspider #submittedimage
#idea-stealing-kink #miscommunication #rpf #toxic-yaoi #orange #nsfw RPF RULES!!! don't share with the original people!!! don't like don't read!!! ORANGE FIC. THERE WILL BE NO PART 2. make that if you want that... heh... Freak, Out. ------------------------------------------- zabrak's pusher pounded with jealousy and hatred as he saw the chitts flow in. cronus' ask box, always full to bursting of inquisitive and dashing askers, was overflowing once again. "are you having another movie night?" he responded affirmatively, and detailed the plans. no. this would not stand. HE would not let this stand. zabrak's prongs were faster than his pan and he posted the chitt without warning. he was already out the door and into the fading night before he could see cronus' response because he just didn't care. he needed this guy gone. NOW. to steal the wind from his sails was a death sentence. meanwhile, smoking on his balcony, cronus fiddled with his palmhusk, which let out the melodic sounds of crooners and jazz as rain fell. a fog had rolled in, creating a moody, humid atmosphere. how he wished to have someone to kiss and fondle. chasing spider webs and fat tail was leading him nowhere, and he was getting even more desperate than usual. suddenly, the front door slammed as it was kicked down. he turned, but he was too late. with incredible speed, zabrak smashed through the glass doors and pounced on cronus. the metal bars dug into his backside, ringing with the impact. his pack of marlboro reds shot out of his pocket and down to the ground, but he couldn't lament this loss just yet. "YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!" zabrak screamed, grabbing cronus by his popped collar. coy as ever, cronus chuckled and asked, "whaddya mean...baby?" with a curious smoulder on his face. through his white shirt, zabrak could feel his pusher running like a racebuggy, his entire body tense like he was prepared to run at any moment. "shut up." zabrak punched him across his face, knocking the cigarette out of his mouth. cronus paused in that position, letting out a held breath before turning back to him. the violet mark on the side of his face looked like it belonged there the whole time. so perfect. NO!!! this was for movie night. THIS WAS FOR HIS FRIENDS!!! zabrak went for another punch, but it landed somewhere else instead of his face. cronus had caught his fist in his hand all smooth like. "g-ghk! how...?!" "heh," cronus said, "nobody...puts me in the corner..." over his palmhusk speakers, troll peggy lee started playing. slowly, cronus reached up to zabraks hair, solid hands cradling the back of his crown, then gripping a fistful of hair. zabrak was frozen in shock. the rain kept falling. "you're invited to movie night," he whispered, moving in. "anytime, baby." zabrak's face flushed purple before he wrenched himself away from the seadweller. "n-no! i...i have a matespirit!" "then hate me. you have a place in your pusher for that." "i can't keep doing this." zabrak rushed out, glass crunching under his shoes as he left. cronus slumped down to the ground, letting out a laugh. he fished through his sylladex for the second box of marlboros and lit another cigarette. just another lonely night... but for just a moment... maybe... there could have been one less lonely boy...
aight naut a good sign to have that guy rechitt that first and foremast
N3PS NOOOOOOOOO 1M GONN4 SPR4Y TH1S F1SH W1TH S4LT R1GHT NOW >:[
I'm trying, seriously.
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I genuinely despise sleeping over at Cronus' he has a8out ten different alarms with songs from the soundtracks of his stupid musicals. I can't catch a wink of sleep and he's just snoozing through all of them!!!!!!!! He drives me nuts! I need Feferi to get 8ack from the clu8 so she can heal his foot and I don't have to gru8sit him anymore. #H8te #LetMeTellYouHowMuchIHaveComeToH8te
Facepalm x8 com8o. One would think him intelligent enough 8ut in the end the genetic coding is the exact same!
Sorry, I thought I would have more time what with you attempting to grodily hump at every 8lock of red text that seems to 8e hitting your in8ox at the moment.
Keep shooting yourself in the pod, faVWWn.
၄⋆၃ smiles at my sxreen bullying of pathetix men on my dash life is good and everything is the way it should be #dashwatxhing #silly
Cronus is unfortunately the best engagement bait that anyone has to offer, including himself.
"Whiny, stupid, gay. Do you have anything going for you?" - Aranea to Cronus.
I don't believe that last part.
yo don't do that to my goat mituna were homeboys
good. embrace it.
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8=l < Your delusions prove entertaining to watch 8=l < But please go do it in your own hive 8=l < Unless you are going to show me a bulge then kindly leave my post about bulges
@casanovaArmada 8=l < I must know what about this post offended you enough that you needed to mediate it
8=l < Miss Nepeta may claim girl bulge, but I claim all bulge 8=l < All bulges are beautifoal 8=l < Long or short, smooth or bumpy, single or multiple 8=l < All deserving of love and worship 8=l < This is my contribution to this topic
Anon asks: "Who are you closest with?" Hmmmm. L8tely I suppose I have 8een closest with Porrim? 8ut generally, I would say Meenah is one of my closest friends, I've known her for quite a long time and we've told eachother quite a lot of things.
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Hi, space pirate here! We hate you. -zzt- Platonically.
wwhy in all that is bright and hopeful are you havvin a fuckin wwhinge about my beard wwhen CLEARLY betwween you and i youre the only one wwith a dame problem #sad #projection #methinksthebard #dothprotesttoomuch
I’M OPEN TO MULTIPLE POSSIBLE REALITIES. BUT YOU CAN ONLY TOP ME. IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME. DO YOU ACCEPT MY TERMS.
>> I'd put you out of your misery.
You are not Michael Madsen. You are not Blondie from Reservoir Dogs. You are nothing.
:33< say it with meow nyow :33< HOROSCOPES!!! :33< ♈ efurrything mew love is real except fur mewr left hand im sorry mew had to find out this way :33< ♉ be on the lookout fur the secret glue grenades i hid in mewre pockets :33< ♊ go big or go hive thats why mew should blow up 33 suns twice :33< ♋ mewr wriggling day purrty will be ruined when the cake spawntaniously expurrlodes killing mew instantly :33< ♌ epic kitty time :33< ♍ the slugs are back! :33< ♎ mewr fate was sealed the meowment mew picked up that clawpy of mad magazine :33< ♏ efurry sewing machine mew touch will die :33< ♐ bones are a bad crafting meowterial stop making robots out of bones! :33< ♑ mew will bring meow some thread tonight at midnight or mew will be doomed to furk the furont countpurr at gamestop :33< ♒ mewre surrounded by one thousand knives and mewre gonna get shot :33< ♓ if mewre efur in trouble cast the spell "abra ka dinkuts" and nyathing will happen!
wE CaN TeLl. So yEaAaHh,,
Pathetic btw
who hurt you in your ask box, ampora. 😭
[#AN $OMEONE GO AND HATE ALL MY #HIT$ $O MY KULL $#ORE #AN BE EQUAL TO MY KULT I$ PI$$ING ME OFF]
🃟 ♢-- Really noww? :o0 --♢ 🃟
Anon Asks: "Quads?" I'm not currently involved in any quadrants, no. Nor am I in any other sort of romantic or sexual entanglements. Which.... isn't to say I haven't 8een. :::;P
Okay. This is it. Goodlight, everyone.
I'm 8eing like that.
You sure that was a joke?
ok new rule nobody h8 chits on my account or yous die it really hurts my eelings and im literally just so fuckin niceness @casanovaArmada please stop harassing me thanks #chittrgethim #mob #pitchforks #killhim #endhisfuckinglife #death
Pausing Jersey Shore to o8serve the TRUE Jersey Shore of my life. #DashWatching #TheShirtWasWhite #ImCrazyA8outThis
lotta talk of hat1ng me for someone who goes around 1n publ1c l1ke th1s... 🤔 @handMa1d
i didnt say it wwas yours i just said you can keep it
Anon Says: "Well, there is a man here. He offered you something. YES 💙 NO" Hm. . . . Yes. #SerketServices
▲▲hah, get fuckked▼
Do not irrit8te me, Cronus.
dont be like that
youre makin it sounds like im a foamin at the mouth wwank addict wwhen in reality im extremely modest in my wwankin
all the guys you mentioned are pop crooners nobodys evver heard of an for good reasons wwhat kind a flippin name is frankie avvalon anywway ill givve you credit for not sayin troll bruno mars though i dont havve any reaction images that arent horrifically casteist or sexist or casteist an sexiest so just pretend im meetin you in kind cause im not about to go rummagin for neww material
their lyrics are honest they sing about real shit not gimmicky made for radio breakup songs take pink triangle for example troll rivvers cuomo effortlessly portrays the experience of bein a sensitivve young man head ovver heels in lovve wwith a lesbian id like to see the lovvelites TRY to hold a light to such profound an authentic lyrical genius im tired a touchin myself
oldhead shlock try listenin to some REAL tunes like wweezer or nerf herder
If you had to lose a limb, which would you choose? #cw-amputation
Are you drunk and listening to the Cry8a8y soundtrack again????
What does "ily" mean?
>::::/ You are CLEARLY just trying to 8utter me up.
you most doplhinitely aint him in any capacity
wwasnt evven tryin to be a dick i wwas fuckin flabbergasted howw are your gills set up if i aint in wwater my gills arent open
i WWAS jokin but are you fuckin actually
dont smoke out your gills maybe
yes the site has moderators i assume they watch sometimes
I'd hope he does. 8ut I don't make a ha8it of tracking his showers. @casanovaArmada
Pawple who know a fursion of Cronus Ampawra cheese tell me if they shower...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Oh, I'm sure.
Thank? You????
God for8id you message Kurloz and he starts 8a88ling a8out how the holy angel is gonna reap your wretched soul. I don't have time for this please god just hop on gru8 games for gru8s and we will escape the evil dentist o88y together.
damn man
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#P9sitivity
sergeant misogny over here
y__u g__t eyes?
to where bro
YOU WILL BE. WHEN I’M THROUGH WITH YOU. #GRAVID. #BAREPRONGED. #CHAINEDTOAPIPEINTHEBASEBLOCK. #CASTEGAP. #REVERSECASTEGAP. #CALLME.
Dude, you're right, shit's fucked. We should be throwing vitriol in your direction, honestly.
少しでも慰めになるなら、アタシはこれまで一度もクロナスに同情したことは一度もない。
Y9u actually *w9uld* 6enefit fr9m a permissi9n slip t9 judge pe9ple 9n their attractiveness. That way, y9u c9uld f9cus y9ur attenti9n 9n pe9ple wh9 w9uld actually 6e appreciative and receptive 9f y9ur flirtati9ns, instead 9f wasting y9ur energy speculating a69ut Kankris wh9 have made it clear that they are n9t and will n9t 6e r9mantically 9r sexually interested in y9u. Really, I think the wh9le practice 9f ranking 9ther pe9ple 9n their attractiveness is disgusting and 96jectifying anyway, as it 6latantly assigns value t9 9thers 6ased 9n purely su6jective criteria, that are m9re likely than n9t entrenched in reductive s9cietal 6iases, as 9pp9sed t9 s9mething much m9re quantifia6le like s9cial intelligence and strength 9f pers9nal m9ral c9nvicti9ns, 6ut I will 6egrudgingly admit that *s9me* pe9ple are flattered 6y these s9rt 9f rankings. Still, next time, I w9uld s9 much rather prefer if y9u left my name 9ff 9f it. #Thanks #ISupp9se #6utIStillD9ntC9nd9neThis #Ethics9fAttracti9n #TakingAStanceAgainstRankings #ReductiveS9cietal6iases
she aint even fw dudes most a da time foh lol
>::::O!!!!!!!! Is THIS what you were writing earlier? This is DISGUSTING, Cronus. I didn't agree to 8eing o8jectified on your pu8lic chittr account!!!!
:o) Second lowest rating? Hmmm... :o) :o) :o) :o) :o)
froM??
You pro8a8ly should not have allowed her to extend the invitation on your d8 if you were just going to complain this much a8out us 8eing there. This is the eight hundreth time you've thought to 8ring it up. Tsk.
Do you think he is even having fun............................................On our Date...................................................We did not even go outside to play tag...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................#Glub..................................................................................................https://i.pinimg.com/736x/58/29/1c/58291c798b0021add46fc0084c180d87.jpg
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_ THis does not answer any of my aforementioned questions, and instead raises more.
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they're laughing
Never.
can y0u pe0ple get 0ff my p0st already. y0u kn0w i'm still getting n0tificati0ns, right?
i w0nder what the 0dds are that that guy is sending himself all th0se asks. #dashwatching #vaguep0sting but n0t really.
nah never. i might change my mind but i am never anythin other than genuine.
Nꐦ. LET IT FUCKING HIT
Ho+nestly? I might have to+ read this.
~(=^‥^) < @affableCantor SO!!! I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FUR YOU! (=^･^=)ヾ🪑 FLEASE GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFURTABLE. WE'RE GOING TO BE HERE FOR A WHILE.
Yo+u po+o+r baby.
VWhich part is the normal part, the bisexual or the human part?
Y0u kn0w th0se spa treatments where y0u can get fish t0 eat the dead skin 0ff y0ur feet? Yeah, thats all eridans #nsfw #t0ep0sting
(=^･^=) < YES!!! SIT AND STAY THERE!!! OMGOMG.
(=｀ω´=) < HMMMM... #CORNERPURRLAY?
Yeah Exactly. It’s One Of My Favourite Things To Do. It’s How You Learn Who The Real Funny Trolls Are.
Unførtunateły, if yøu are øn the internet, especiałły a søciał media site, there wiłł be severał peøpłe at any given time whøse gøał is tø gain enjøyment frøm yøur upset reactiøns. ¥øu ałsø seem tø be the type whø is thøughtfuł and seriøus, which makes the target øn yøur back ałł the møre attractive. Finałły, any prøximity tø møst Crønuses ałsø puts yøu in greater danger øf being “baited”. He can tałk øut øf his waste chute with nø fear øf repercussiøn, because even repercussiøn is a førm øf attentiøn, which seems tø be his ułtimate gøał.
this seems more like a superliminal message rather than a subliminal one.
TREMBLE AND COWER.
I mean i p0sted ab0ut it all day yesterday
#notallpissbloods
X They’re stupid, that’s the answer. x
Is this not you. Your profile image.
Face match identified. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ghwtde/images/0/00/Jerma985.webp/revision/latest?cb=20230611211148