♠ hated by @casanovaArmada
Such a sad pup, that boy. It is a shame.
You must be referring to yourself. I do not recall a single soul asking, once, "Oh, VWWhere's Cronus?" Yet, I am approached priVVately, my audience requested frequently.

Always Cronus saying dumb shit like, "Have you tried making a template before enacting your scheme?" and "What if we put you on a mobile iPad and let you act as our Instagram bot while we party?"

Oh my god????
#idea-stealing-kink #miscommunication #rpf #toxic-yaoi #orange #nsfw RPF RULES!!! don't share with the original people!!! don't like don't read!!! ORANGE FIC. THERE WILL BE NO PART 2. make that if you want that... heh... Freak, Out. ------------------------------------------- zabrak's pusher pounded with jealousy and hatred as he saw the chitts flow in. cronus' ask box, always full to bursting of inquisitive and dashing askers, was overflowing once again. "are you having another movie night?" he responded affirmatively, and detailed the plans. no. this would not stand. HE would not let this stand. zabrak's prongs were faster than his pan and he posted the chitt without warning. he was already out the door and into the fading night before he could see cronus' response because he just didn't care. he needed this guy gone. NOW. to steal the wind from his sails was a death sentence. meanwhile, smoking on his balcony, cronus fiddled with his palmhusk, which let out the melodic sounds of crooners and jazz as rain fell. a fog had rolled in, creating a moody, humid atmosphere. how he wished to have someone to kiss and fondle. chasing spider webs and fat tail was leading him nowhere, and he was getting even more desperate than usual. suddenly, the front door slammed as it was kicked down. he turned, but he was too late. with incredible speed, zabrak smashed through the glass doors and pounced on cronus. the metal bars dug into his backside, ringing with the impact. his pack of marlboro reds shot out of his pocket and down to the ground, but he couldn't lament this loss just yet. "YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!" zabrak screamed, grabbing cronus by his popped collar. coy as ever, cronus chuckled and asked, "whaddya mean...baby?" with a curious smoulder on his face. through his white shirt, zabrak could feel his pusher running like a racebuggy, his entire body tense like he was prepared to run at any moment. "shut up." zabrak punched him across his face, knocking the cigarette out of his mouth. cronus paused in that position, letting out a held breath before turning back to him. the violet mark on the side of his face looked like it belonged there the whole time. so perfect. NO!!! this was for movie night. THIS WAS FOR HIS FRIENDS!!! zabrak went for another punch, but it landed somewhere else instead of his face. cronus had caught his fist in his hand all smooth like. "g-ghk! how...?!" "heh," cronus said, "nobody...puts me in the corner..." over his palmhusk speakers, troll peggy lee started playing. slowly, cronus reached up to zabraks hair, solid hands cradling the back of his crown, then gripping a fistful of hair. zabrak was frozen in shock. the rain kept falling. "you're invited to movie night," he whispered, moving in. "anytime, baby." zabrak's face flushed purple before he wrenched himself away from the seadweller. "n-no! i...i have a matespirit!" "then hate me. you have a place in your pusher for that." "i can't keep doing this." zabrak rushed out, glass crunching under his shoes as he left. cronus slumped down to the ground, letting out a laugh. he fished through his sylladex for the second box of marlboros and lit another cigarette. just another lonely night... but for just a moment... maybe... there could have been one less lonely boy...
8=l < If you want your face to remane attached to your %ull I recommend changing the way you talk to him immediately
8=l < You're really not a smart troll, are you

Not my pro8lem.

N3PS NOOOOOOOOO 1M GONN4 SPR4Y TH1S F1SH W1TH S4LT R1GHT NOW >:[
:33 < hurrk hyeck hyack heurghl
:33 < @casanovaArmada hacking on your carpet as we speak

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Girl I'm bored let's up the quality of the company we keep...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

They like me 8ecause I am a normal and average person. They love me 8ecause I generic. Everyone love talking to me!

“Motherfucker did I tell you to stop? Never stop, we’re gonna be dancing and drinking the most wicked of elixirs till the next sunset hits. We’re gonna be up in this bitch till the first motherfucker drops, then we know who the messiahs chose to go meet em first.” -Sacrament 3:34 PRAISE BE, MOTHERFUCKERS! NEVER LET THE OBSTACLES OF THE EVERY NIGHT KILL YOUR MIRTH! DRINK UP, AND GET TO IT! #scripture #inspiration
SAME HANDMAID. NEW WEAPONS. #NEWPINNED. FUCK WITH ME. #PROFESSIONALDEVELOPMENT #CONTINUINGEDUCATION #DIVERSIFIEDPORTFOLIO #REORG #WORKPOSTING #JUJUSTGIRLYTHINGS #FUCKIT #WEDOSPACENOW #MIGHTASWELL.

anon asks: "what should i do if i really like someone i dont have a chance with" I think it is 8est to move on from feelings you know will just hurt you in the end! Staying attached to that attraction will only end up worse for you in the end. Try your 8est to address your feelings and learn to work through them.
8=l < A chaperone is someone who supervises 8=l < I don't want to watch 8=l < The word you want is matchmaker 8=l < Idiot

8e ever so cautious when talking to your elders. Older men especially can 8e so touchy a8out certain topics! #MsSerketsLessons

D --> I'm so buff

§o you want to be the one people fo(R)get about? ™

i drink pEtrOl.

dUmbAss

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You seem quite the fan. I do admit, there is a familiarity about you.

၄⋆၃ smiles at my sxreen bullying of pathetix men on my dash life is good and everything is the way it should be #dashwatxhing #silly


All we did was call that guy gay, whiny, stupid, dumb, sinful, slothful, lustful, lazy, greedy, heretical, maniac, egotistical, loser, fat, dripless, bitchless, useless, annoying, lame, illiterate; like, we didn't even call him anything that crazy.

Cronus when he puts himself into an embarrassing situation because he's bored.

Eyeroll. Fuck YOU.

Cronus is unfortunately the best engagement bait that anyone has to offer, including himself.

You wanna talk a8out irrelevant? Look in a mirror. Get over yourself.

Wh8tever you're hallucin8ting has nothing to do with me.

"Whiny, stupid, gay. Do you have anything going for you?" - Aranea to Cronus.
8=D < So is that a yes
8=l < You really went for the e%treme option in your interpretation didn't you 8=l < You must think highly of yourself to think I'd be interested enough in dumpster water to flirt with it
8=l < You care about me enough that my words affect you even when not aimed at you 8=l < I'm flattered, Ampora
8=l < I share in this sentiment

i need you in a ditch

THIS WOULD BE AN AMAZING IMAGE IF YOU WEREN'T IN IT.
8=l < Maybe don't draw

クロナスの金玉について、こう思うんだ。

There is no such thing as "8eing horny" you are a 8ad person.
8=l < Sir, it's beneath you to get so frazzled by one of lesser b100d such as myself 8=l < Do better
8=l < A man 8=l < I just 100ked at your icon at a glance and thought you were Aradia 8=l < For some reason 8=l < It's late
@casanovaArmada 8=l < 100k 8=l < A woman who might want to touch you

Currently in the market for a new friend to fill the greaser shaped hole in my pusher.

I'm 8locking you.
8=l < It's alright, Ampora 8=l < Some people like them dumb 8=l < There's whole subgenres for it

Don't flirt with me while actively in a call with our group of friends.

You're actually irrit8ting me.

Of course not, Cronus! Your presence is always such a treat.

I love lying!

8ite his fucking head off, leader.
8=l < That's 8=l < Not okay

Ideally the next time I involve myself with a man his naturally pathetic nature overrides his o8noxious ego.

wasn't offering big guy you probably got s troll ds

Don't piss me off.
You gonna call me a basic bitch for this but... I don't add ANYTHING on my popcorn. I put it in a bucket and call it a day and eat that shit like I ain't ever ate before.... https://forms.gle/HsiWticXczDestsC7
i ripped my lethal crotch huggin striped pantaloons pickin trash outta the ocean tolight it seems ivve been cursed by a rubbish lovvin land wwitch a the gutterblood vvariety so im goin to the lowwblood ghetto an dumpin my recyclin bag full a plastic rings on some rusties lawwnring

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It's always good to set a boundary.
benny would never 2ay that 2hiit the fuck are you talkiing about.
ii'm not cliickiing that you can gore your own eye2 out on your own tiime.

Yes.
8=l < Your delusions prove entertaining to watch 8=l < But please go do it in your own hive 8=l < Unless you are going to show me a bulge then kindly leave my post about bulges

:33< dont n33d to to know that mewre wrong

:33 < Meow this is an intfuresting one!! :33 < It s33ms a certain Crab, Spider and Fish have b33n having quite the time after a certain furiend of the blog leaked purrlenty of search histories!! :33 < One wonders if these relationships can recover, or if this Crab has purrmanently b33n driven into the arms of another... #SpiderCrabFish #LeakedSearchHistory #Drama #RelationshipDrama #DrivenIntoTheArmsOfAnother #Gossip #BlindItem #Submission

Irritating!!!! I'm moving your clip down on the chart. >::::/
YOU'RE ABOUT TO INTIMATELY UNDERSTAND. HOW THE MEAT-STUFFED ENRICHMENT GOURD FEELS. WHEN IT'S THROWN INTO THE STRIPEBEAST ENCLOSURE.

No one fuck with you.

OF COURSE NOT. I KNOW BALL, AND I KNOW THAT DUTCH IS A PART OF THE SUBWAY VIPERS GANG. SUBWAY VIPERS RULE!

Don't start.

I am sorry, Cronus. I never intended to make you feel terri8le for your ina8ility to say "Verity".
wowE hahag jeezuS dode get aN antivirus

Lol.

its true, man. sorry.

:::;D

despite the desperate efforts by my many haters and enemies i wwill continue to cast my incredible hivvemade spells and don my genuine lusus leather sorcerers garb ESPECIALLY at #gothnight do NOT attempt to stop me again #sorcery #wwizardry #gpoe #myspells

its not evven a fuckin bloodline you odious twwat its you and me repeated paradoxically ad infinitum jane and mara like the beard as wwell as my minions howw many minions do you havve edit: i havve been reminded that they are to be referred to as interns

obvviously one more than the other or else this one wwouldnt feel so threatened by my radiant masculinity that hes got to lash out
WADERS. WADERS. YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY.

Oh my god, 8itch. Just watch 8arry, damn.

Ohhhh my goddd, bruh.

Oh my god!!!!

God, he is ready. Just take him.
must be exciting when y0u never see any irl. ol0l.

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CH3W1NG0N MY G1RL5 P4N7137H 83C4U7H3 1 M155 H3R......

8eforus was a mistake.
[#AN $OMEONE GO AND HATE ALL MY #HIT$ $O MY KULL $#ORE #AN BE EQUAL TO MY KULT I$ PI$$ING ME OFF]

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UGH......,..,
UUUUGHHH AMPORAS ARE ALWAYS SO F*CKING OBNOXIOUS.

Anon Asks: "oooh hoohohoohoo!!~ Look at this!~ I wonder what this could do!~ Oh, hello hello, my dear intoxic8ted acquaintance!~ How do you do on this fine evening!~ ;oD" I dreamordered a 8ox of chow mein from Troll Panda and Meulin saw it fit to intercept it and now I want to just kill myself.

Why are men. UUUUUUUUGH.

Stop em8arrassing the 8oth of us. Act normal, we are on a pu8lic site.

▲▲hah, get fuckked▼

Ok. Didn't know the fun police was in town.


No pawroof...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

Are you pity 88ing?

Well, I wouldn't have accepted your help if I knew you were going to 8e a sourpuss a8out it. #Eyeroll

Are We Finally Talking About Good Games On Here, Pikmin Is The Greatest Game Ever Conceived
(^・o・^)ノ < AS SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BECOME ESPECIALLFLEA ACCLAWSTOMED TO THE CLASS/ASPECT SYSTEM OF THE GAME "SGRUB," I N33D YOU TO KNOW THAT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU IS VITAL. (=`ω´=) < MAYBE IT'LL EVEN HELP YOU ACHIEVE LICKTORY IN YOUR OWN SESSION!!! IT PURROBABLY WILL IF YOU APPLY THIS KNOWLEDGE CORRECTLY!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK???

your ai girlfriend, nova. novwa. remember???

chief how come i remember your girlfriend nova's name better than you do?

oh my god did you break up with her

:o)

:o) Hee hee. :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo :o) :o) :o) :o) :o)

.im waiting for this shit to go wronG .on the edge of my seaT .ready to cacklE

#then0ticer
Just, like........ Don't 8e 8ored then? Easy solution.
I dunno, may8e you should think harder for that to come to you! I know, a pretty difficult task for literally *any* Cronus imagina8le, 8ut I know you can manage 8uddy! ::::)

you should be
Don't forget, you're here forever~☆

#yourefucked

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