@casanovasAphrodisiac — #nsfw

dicks out for al capone. #nsfw

hate the concept of getting banned. i made a couple mistakes here or there and nowv you don’t vwant me anymore?! not evwer again?! not just on the internet but from anything at all. just exclusionary at a certain point. unfair as hell to men like me vwho are admittedly a little prone to blunders. in case you’re vwondering i got banned from a book club because apparently flashing people isn’t allowved there. my bad. she acted like she vwanted it then that bitch ratted me out. if you’re reading this, you knowv vwho you are. you’re on my shit list nowv. #nsfw

I VWANT TO EAT CEREAL AND MILK OUT OF PORRIM’S SEXY ARMPITS!! #nsfw #porrimsPLEASEinteract #ineedyoubaby(s)

ok so does anyone else havwe a booger fetish or is that just me? i need a sexy vwhore to vwipe her nose on my supple and manly pecs. #nsfw #nsfwe #maybe?

dicks out for tony soprano. my newv hero. amen. #nsfw #i’ll take carmela too

the sopranos gets my dick harder than actual porn at this point. lovwing all these topless chicks. been stroking some out to this gem of a showv. #nsfw