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The warped, the mad, the obsessive, the intuitive. Mixing, spiraling, diluting, the pollution of Your being. Repeated introspection leads to further frustration. To know You are wrong, and to know that to be wrong is foundational to Yourself. To feel disgust at Your role in the story, and at Your enjoyment in fulfilling It. They all want to get closer. They're not following the script. It's getting underneath Your skin. Nothing is happening the way It's supposed to. The show will be cancelled. You need an editor. There will have to be redactions. The most important saying in the writer's toolkit. Kill Your darlings. https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/Lalilujann.png
A slight delay in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. #totaldramaisland #tdi @starPower Our beloved host has been BRUTALLY MAIMED in an assassination attempt by some bad actors gunning (quite literally, hoo!) for this production's downfall. Not even this charming dreamboat's namesake sponsored hairspray could shield his dome from a spray of nefarious projectiles. Chryss was healed posthaste, obviously, but like the bonafide Trollywood whiner he is, his contract of employment came with AMPLE allowance for time away from set in the case of his grievous injury. So we'll just be fine-tuning the sets and challenges in the meantime. Stay tuned!
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Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Billiards, you say?
Are YOU excited for #TotalDramaIslandInterdimensional?
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Wish I could lik£, £xplod£ som£ of my £mploy££s lik£, with my thinkpan. UGH.
NO GUARANTEES, BUT IF YOU DO GET ACCEPTED, I EXPECT THE NEWTS TO COME WITH!
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HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND!!!!! OUR ROSTER WILL INCLUDE: - TWELVE TROLLS, RUST-VIOLET CASTES. TWO OF YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ENTER AS HEMOANONYMOUS, BUT BE WARNED, WE WILL NOOOOOT CENSOR IT IF YOU START BLEEDING OR RELEASING OTHER FLUIDS ON LIIIIIVE TV. - TWO PROSPITANS AND TWO DERSITES, PREFERABLY AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE MAFIA DUDES, BUT I WILL CONSIDER EVERYONE. - EIIIIIGHT OF THOSE HUMAN THANGS. I DON'T KNOW YOUR BLOOD COLORS SO DON'T TELL ME, YOU ARE ALL PERSONALITY HIRES. - TWO WILDCARDS, BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME FREEEEEAKY ASS ALIENS ON HERE I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. GOD TIER/IMMORTAL/ETC. APPLICANTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. SORRY FOLKS, NO DIVINITY ALLOWED HERE! THE GRAND PRIZE FOR WINNING WILL BE A FAST TRACK TO SLEEEEEAZY TABLOID FAME, A SMALL FORTUNE, AND *ONE* FAVOR OF YOUR CHOICE GRANTED BY @GUTSYGUMSHOE WITH EITHER HER INCREDIBLE GODLIKE POWERS OR HER INFINITE CAPITALISTIC REACH. THIS SEASON WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE AQUARIUS ISLANDS, THE FORMER SITE OF #ERIDANWEEK, COMPLEEEEETELY RENOVATED INTO A STUNNING SUMMER CAMP-ESQUE SETTING. DON'T WORRY, THE CHALLENGES ARE TOOOOOTALLY SAFE! WE HAD TONS OF CROCKERCORP INTERNS TEST THEM OUT, AND OOOOONLY A FEW OF THEM PERMADIED! ON THAT TOPIC, THIS SEASON OF STUUUUUNNING TELEVISION WILL BE SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP, AIRING EXCLUSIVELY ON THE BETTYBROADCAST WORLDWIDE NETWORK (BBW). THIS IS WHAT ALLOWS US TO HOST THE FIRST! EVER! INTEEEEERDIMENSIONAL SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND. YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 1ST TO GET YOUR AUDITIONS IN, AT WHICH POINT WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE FINAL CAST! WE WILL BEGIN LIVE BROADCASTING ON MAY 11TH! PLEASE *READ* AND FILL OUT THE ATTACHED FORM TO GET YOUR STRUTPOD IN THE DOOR AND SECURE YOUR POTENTIAL PLACE IN TELEVISION HISTORY! DISCLAIMER: WE MAKE NO PROMISES THAT ANYONE WHO SOMEHOW PERISHES DURING THE FILMING WILL BE REVIVED. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/4LZUEZDJBB3IJUQD8
>>>(Vulnerable) and possessable
tbqh i think it is HONESTLY rly sad that the wizard has to kind of suck in this movie :/ #OfOz #WhyCantHeSeeBothSides
This wizard guy is the biggest cheese on the sampling platter! I dont understand all the hubbub.
i just dont understand why a wizard would let ANY of this happen...... #OfOz #HonestlyWhyTho
↗️I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH YOUR MEDICULLER.↗️ ↘️after requesting inquiry into your personal files and waiting the appropriate 3-6 wipes for their unsealing, i have finally gotten your test results back.↘️ ↗️IT IS WORSE THAN I FEARED.↗️ ↘️it says it on the front page, a cover letter of no new opportunities, just despair.↘️ ↗️DIAGNOSED. FLOPABETES.↗️ ↘️it is literally terminal.↘️