Mensir Rumonz
@catatonicCorpse
N🔁H He/They Taxidermy is cool ahd if you doh't like it you just doh't see tne art of stitchihg some poor fuck up
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SPILLED FAYGO
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⚇ No big deal, sibling. ⚇ Lukewarm water, detergent, white vinegar. ⚇ Cloth in the mixture ⚇ Then on the stain for 15 minutes. ⚇ Remove it, then pat it dry. ⚇
tnahks, motnerfucker
I don't even argue anymore. I just say "I will kill you to death with a gun" and that seems to show my feelings on the matter.
real snit mr presideht
Fuckihg someohe uhtil tney cry from overstimulatioh tneh lickihg tne tears up. #hsfw
boring. try fucking someone until they cry of understimul♤tion. #nsfw
peak actually
.smash or pass suckS .bitch or loseR .ill tell you which one in the replies if you got the guts to take honestY .to clarify this is about whether youre cool or noT .so keep your horny mits out of iT
fuck it wny hot
YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JUSTIFIABLE AS ROMANCE CINEMASLOP THAT I'M CAPABLE OF STREAMING FROM THE MOON WHILE I'M ON A VERY LONG SMOKE BREAK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE JOINED ME IN MY PERSONAL CINEMANIA RUMPUS ROOM BEFORE, YOU'LL NOTICE A FEW NEW PERKS FOR NEW MEMBERS AND OLD ALIKE, JUST BECAUSE I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY INCLUDE: - REGULAR SHOWTIMES. EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT 7 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME]. NO MORE MUCKING ABOUT, CARVING X'S INTO YOUR CALENDAR, WONDERING IF IT'S GOING TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS WIPE AND WHEN. WE'RE LOCK FUCKING STEP, THIS TIME (I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY "FUCK IT" AND EITHER SKIP A DAY OR HAND IT OFF TO ONE OF MY TRUSTED LIEUTENANTS. THIS IS MY NON-NEGOTIABLE LEADERSHIP CONCESSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT). - ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST. IN OTHER WORDS, PRIORITY REGISTRATION. SOME OF YOU (AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS) GET THE EXORBITANT FUCKING LUXURY OF A GUARANTEED SPOT ON EITHER DAY, SO LONG AS YOU RSVP IN ADVANCE A COUPLE OF DAYS. THE STUPID VIRTUALBLOCKS ONLY HOLD TWELVE PEOPLE AT A TIME (HUH. WONDER WHY IT'S THAT NUMBER, SPECIFICALLY. SOMETHING NOSTALGIC AND FUCKED UP ABOUT IT), SO SPOTS TEND TO FILL UP FAST. ENJOY NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT PEDANTIC BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN. - #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. YES, YOU HEARD ME. SINCE WE'RE SHOWING THE SAME MOVIE BOTH NIGHTS, FEEL FREE TO PULL UP ON FRIDAY AND (OPTIONALLY, OPTIONALLY, CANNOT FUCKING STRESS THIS ENOUGH, *OPTIONALLY*, PEER PRESSURE WILL BE MET WITH THE SWIFTED DOWNFALL OF MY MIGHTY BANSICKLE IMAGINABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD) CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE (OR A WARM ONE, IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF LAZY, UNWASHED CHUD WHO JUST KEEPS THEM UNDER YOUR FUCKING WORKPLANK, OR SOMETHING) AND COME BE A MESSY DUMBFUCK REPROBATE WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRLINGS. IT'S BYOB. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. FUCK AROUND RESPONSIBLY. - THE SUGGESTION BOX. YUP. THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU, TOO, CAN PRETEND TO HAVE TASTE IN MOVIES THAT'S ONE STEP ABOVE A WIGGLER WATCHING KEYS JINGLE IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE. THROW A MOVIE INTO THE HOPPER AND WATCH IT COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE WHEN IT'S TIME TO SCRAPE THE CRUST OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. OR IMPRESS ME, IF YOU'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD PICK. YOU CAN SUBMIT A MOVIE HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. AND THE FEATURE I'M PROUDEST OF. - GHASTLY MIST TIME [GMT]/BILIOUS STANDARD TIME [BST] SHOWTIMES. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU'VE HAD THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF MISSING OUT ON STREAMS AND OTHER LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE YOUR TIMELINEZONE IS NESTLED SQUARELY BETWEEN THE WORDS "FUCK" AND "YOU," THEN BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. THE GOATED SON OF A BITCH HIMSELF. THE CINEMATIC BALL-KNOWER. THE GUY WITH THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE BLOG IN THE INCIPISPHERE, #carcinoGeneticist#2443 IS GOING TO HELP ME ORGANIZE SHOWTIMES FOR EVERYONE ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE. AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM, BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY ME. TIME AND DATE FOR THAT WILL BE COMING SOON, SO JUST HOLD YOUR FUCKING HOOFBEASTS AND DON'T GET ON EITHER OF OUR ASSES ABOUT IT. YOU'VE WAITED THIS LONG, YOU'LL BE FINE. SO COME. COME ONE, COME ALL, COME GET A FACEFUL OF BLISTERING HOT ABSOLUTE CINEMA DOWN AT #ABCC'S NEXT #WATCHPARTY. WE'LL BE JUMPSTARTING THIS FLY-RIDDEN CORPSE WITH A CLASSIC ANIMATED ROMANCE TOMORROW THAT MOST OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FAMILIAR WITH. HAVE FUN WITH IT. THEY WON'T ALL BE THIS EASY. SEE YOU THERE, FUCKWITS. #GETIN.
motnerfucker i already put my snit ih
tnis #sickhastysuhday I'm goihg to eitner fihally participate ih ah orgy or come up witn tne ost vile smut I cah put to keyboard for your freak pleasure. #hsfw
open invitation! (ome on down
aignt bet
@tahtalizihgGohads wahts to ask, quote, "now ofteh u jackih off" Nohestly I do it wneh I get so not ahd botnered it's uhbearable. Your motnerfucker usually likes tne dehial. makes actually gettihg to busihess more satisfyihg. #hsfw nttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSePdDUNfVrNiS2eRO6mbMyQgEelSG3V-j-Nz4WioEJshLQ-sg/viewform?usp=neader
THIS IS TRUTH SO SO REAL gotta admit i am awfully impatient all things considered so i be doin it like a motherfucker lmfao but you make such a good point........ if its not much of an issue to ask, how often would u say the amount of time that is like. on average :?
motnerfucker you tnihk I couht? ioh fuckih khow
pfffttt my bad my bad, i be askin this question to everybody for the sake of it and ive gotten a fairly straight answer every time so i didnt rlly consider that. i getcha tho! very cool and awesome hot stuff...
tnahks motnerfucker, nave a good day
I nope ohe day I cah earh tne violehce badge. Ahyways wnat's fuhhier, teetn pullihg or waterboardihg? #violehce
Horn drilling.
Ooo tnat actually does souhd fuh. I'll try tnat out sometime
using the caste to discriminate on who to kill is for indecisive people just go for the throat of whoever pisses you off
TNIS!!!
itd be my luck to drop my glass eye and entirely fuckin lose it nevver findin that fucker again
nope tnat snit gets fouhd, motnerfucker. I near tnose tnihgs are fuckih expehsive.
not evven the expense that annoys me its howw they fit or dont fit if one fits the next wwont fit the same so wwhen you got a good one thats pretty much it thats the only one you got forevver
fuck tnat souhds like nell. yean nope you fihd tnat eye
HONK HONK HONK! HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
nohk ihdeed
I could pop a motnerfucker's skull like a snitty ballooh ahimal rh :o)
you prommy???? ^_^
You made me laugn so nard I'm ho lohger bloodtnirsty, take my follow.
>>| some people, .especially highbloods need to cool .off while they .are waiting for their .orders. .or .it was my bad night .at work.
Some dumb ass motnerfuckers doh't realize tney doh't get tneir snit immediately, so sorry you nave to deal witn dumb fucks
GOOD MORNING. I HAVE A PANACHE...
go back to sleep people are still talkihg about tne #pourabeeroutohyourcrotcncnallehge #suggestive
THE FUCKING WHAT??
I wisn I was jokihg, motnerfucker
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Wnat are you goihg oh about? Do tne cohcept of ihfectiohs just go rignt over your motnerfuckihg nead?
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I guess tnat makes sehse but I'm still lookihg at you weird for tnis post, bud.
tnat actually goes so fuckihg nard. Judgemeht nalved.