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just wanna do a quick s)(out out to any clowns, jesters, )(arlequinns, juggalos, and any ot)(er mfs under t)(e dark carnival. i raise my fuckin glass to you. keep on doin w)(at you do best, you funny sons of beac)(es
BATTER UP < STOPPED IN FOR A TEST TODAY - THEY WANTED TO SEE IF I HAD USED PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS. A PREVIOUS TEAM HAD ACCUSED ME (COWARDS). WE DID MUCH RIGOROUS TESTING. BOTH BLOOD AND DNA (TESTING TO SEE IF I WAS SOME KIND OF MUTANT). ALL OF IT CAME UP NEGATIVE. THE MORAL OF THE STORY? IN LIFE THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE. SOME THAT PATHETICALLY CRY AFTER GETTING 5 CONCUSSIONS IN 2 SWEEPS, AND THOSE WHO ARE SO FUCKING INCREDIBLE THAT NO AMOUNT OF PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT WILL EVER BRING YOU TO THEIR FUCKING LEVEL. > HOMERUN
i am b0red reply 0r react t0 this p0st and i will assign y0u a s0ng fr0m my c0llecti0n
i'm still sCared of the faith, but i've Come ri6ht 'round on purplebloods. 6ot throu6h that without a sCratCh. two of 'em weren't at hive, last one was. insisted i followed 'em inside. had me ri6ht nervous. turns out she just wanted to 6ive me somethin' for, and i quote, "bein' a brave lil' Cherry boy walkin' up amon6 the masses of the messiah." she said it with a lot've ConfidenCe for someone who looked like she was also about to break down in tears, poor thin6. Could probably still snap my neCk with one hand but still. anyway, turns out what she wanted to 6ive me was what she Called "Crazy 6rass that'll make you see all the real shit." so now i have some fun stuff for a rainy day! sli6ht detour to drop that off at hive, then i'm hittin' the trail a6ain. 6ot a lon6 road ahead! ^◡^
𖦹 Churches widda swivel chairs give me 360 degree instigatin advantage. I be like 'oh you think dis shit funny?' Turn around. 'Wasn't you talkin shit about him on chittr last night' Whole time I'm just a 5% clown 𖦹
༘⋆ H•nk tuah chit •n that thang
𝑰 𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝑰 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕. 𝑴𝒚 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰, 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅, 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍. 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒆.
𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝑯𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅. 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅.
@THRIVINGGARLAND WE PIONEERED THIS SYMPHONY OF CALL OUT POSTS!!! THE TROLLS OF CHITTR SING WITH WOKENESS IN THEIR HEARTS!!!!
fellOw clurch attendees what dO yOu guys like dOing at clurch?
Daily Tarot Card. The Hanged Man. Surrender may be your best option, stillness can be a way forward. Do not rush to make decisions, I recommend postponing and considering whatever it is from a new perspective. For some, now is time to heal wounds, for others, try shibari, it could be therapeutic. #DailyTarotCard #FyodorPavlovTarot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9328fbca474.jpg
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if were keeping This poor sap alive, may as well make Them snap a downrighT righTeous picTure of The sermon, righT? even if she doesn'T appreciaTe The preaching as much as i do, shes sTill always a cuTie. :o) hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/d361d88d94e6.jpg
Hostabulge tournament.
🐾what'cha call the hoofbeast that lives Next door? why, ya call that the ''Neigh-bor''! hehe,
hhttpss://wwallpaperaccesss.com/ffulll/111722300.jpg tthiss is. a ccreekk. is tthatt ddifferentt. ffromm a rriverr?
I had to get out of the club. I was in there saying things like “perchance” and “thrice.”
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☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "my hate isn't just loathing. i might be pitch and I am utterly mortified because he is SUCH an insufferable piece of shit I would honestly rather get culled" #sorealactually
2ecret up two date viideo obtaiined from the APII backend 2erver room of trollcord http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/a7aabe2c2052.giif
Haha so funny story. Never click random links in your Chittr dms. And always make sure to change your passwords.
TOdAY i saw a human wiggler why is it like that
love to sea him go but i hake to watch him leave
+walked past a guy covered in cactus needles so if you thought ur day was going bad, think again.
Has anyone here heard of toast? if you heat up bread, it turns crunchy! What a marvel of bread design.
Guys!!! I talked to Supervisor today, and they said "Posting my picture online despite being told otherwise is the exact kind of independence the Chittr experiment was supposed to induce." I get to have bread today!!! ＼(^o^)／
Ri23 'n grind chith3ad2
collecting items will always 8e a no8le cause. get that figure
The day is here, guys! i am doing a finger reveal for #fingerfriday! https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-05-08_192902674.png
for the record i hang out wwwwith himmmm not because his taste in mmmmen is sommmmehowwww wwwworse than his taste in cigarettes, but because anyone else wwwwould cull mmmme outright for the quality of mmmmy drafts
don'T like people Taking picTures of me, buT amisia Told me To posT This To "geT The honeys" #selfie #iguess hTTps://file.garden/af4yhn5k7hvjshds/cfa224f72a9616287610c0c45092a57f.jpg
asked @taxCollector for a bummmm and this wwwwas on mmmmy desk wwwwhen i cammmme back. https://wwwwwwwwwwww.immmmage2url.commmm/r2/default/immmmages/1778260924280-36718ce2-ef55-4260-be50-64ce71028ea1.jpg
∙☾__☽ so many o ̶f̶ yalls prroblems could be solved by killin' #justdoit #violence
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓡𝓾𝓶𝓸𝓷𝔃, 𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷? 𝓓𝓲𝓻𝓽𝔂 𝓫𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓯𝓽 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓘 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓮. 𝓣𝓻𝔂 𝓪 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓳𝓾𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓲𝓸-𝓫𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻𝔂. ⨁𝓻 𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 '𝓮𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓮' 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶; 𝓸𝓭𝓭𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂'𝓵𝓵 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓭/𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓴 𝓶𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
evveryone has to ignore my first chit i wwasnt sober wwhen i wwrote it
Love this site because what do you MEAN you're just posting about the guy you're keeping in your basement on the same platform we were talking about bagels all
♯reading ♯myancestors tomes ♯"theapprenticeisterribleatcasting" ♯girl YOU ♯taught the ♯apprentice
GUYS, T4COS 4R3 TH3 B3ST. 4LSO, H1 1'M F33L1NG B3TT3R 4FT3R R3ST1NG.
:33< so mew guys doing anyathing fun?
d0 y0u ever 100k at y0ur tazte and think there iz z0mething wr0ng with y0u?
