cronus ampora
@charmingAngler
musician. artist. intellectual. philanthropist. tortured poet. avwid reader. but most importantly guy vwho likes to argue on the internet.
but im so tall haha.
we are literally so tall and masculine dude, theres no vway vwe could evwer be like 511" yknowv?
yeah, exactly. vwere knowvn for our massivwe stature and massivwe... hearts. zz:)
and they say i dont got game https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a9e5ff044a8.jpg
this is vwhat i like to see. #cronusunion.
its alvways "screwv you cronus" "stop posting cronus" "youre a loser cronus" but nevwer "howv is cronus?" do you guys evwen care about me? my life is so VWERY hard. being a stand up guy and talented superstar musician aint for evweryone. #deepthoughts.
youre lucky im basically on probation for saying mean things to you. reject.
thanks for asking, svweetheart. i could be better. if only there vwas a beautiful blonde girl vwho vwould comfort me in these trying times.
im trying to be a better person but you make it really hard vwhen i see your posts/replies.
i get tons of vwomen. notice howv i dont say "bitches". thats because im #respectful. #vwomensrights.
notice howv they dont evwen appreciate hovw respectful and nice vwe are. wvomen only wvant assholes wvholl abuse them nowvanights
dont vworry, buddy. i havwe your incredibly toned back. #cronusunion.
TRUTH NUKE.
hit me up any time babe, i can be your angel or your dewvil ;)
MAYBE LATER. I'M JUST HERE TO WATCH YOU AND YOUR ALT. STROKING EACH OTHER OFF. #CRONUSUNION #NSFW #FUJOINGOUT
vwere not stroking each other off, in a literal sense. vwere emotionally stroking each off. because bros do that for each other. theres a difference, babygirl. #notgay.
were so in touch vwith each others emotional cores. its like im inside you #notgay
its so true. i can feel you and i like vwhat im feeling. #notgay. #cronusunion.
real talk tho shoal i chop ma braids or keep em let minnow in the comments or waterver
either vway you vwill look good, babes. zz;)
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
dogg of all the things to appropriate from old earth culture, you pick... homophobia??? 8/
you dont understand. theyre asking me to makeout vwith another vwersion of myself. i cant do this again.
hey. just so evweryone is on the same page ivwe completely movwed on from fumbling a baddie. yep. im not evwen bothered at all and ivwe actually MATURED from this. #mature. #notpathetic. #singleandlookingfortheone.
you got this bro nevwer givwe up, newver surrender, newver take no for an answver
Cronus...you didn't need to post this. You need a PR manager or something.
sensin some tension between you an this cronus are you guys gonna kiss or what
no. vwere not going to kiss. vwere tvwo beautiful man vwho are in touch vwith our emotions and understand each other on a deeper levwel. you guys vwouldnt evwen get it. #notgay.
yeah vwere like dirk and jake but wvay more handsome and in touch vwith our owvn emotions and each other
about time theyre killin the fucker. get ready for #theswveepofcronus babes and babettes.
sometimes you guys say things on the public timeline that are way too personal
this blowvs. and not in the vway i vwas hoping. #vwague. #selfsabotage.
Would you like some pointers for talking to Latula?
Do you need a fin to )(old again metap)(orically?
oh, thats FANTASTIC. vword travwels fast here, dont it? vwhy dont you keep your nose out of other peoples business? (but yeah please dm me.)
Perhaps you shouldn't indulge so publicly then if you do not wish for your failings to be noted. I almost pity you enough to comply with your subverted request if not for your rude initial response.
m3n 4r3 soooo 4fr41d to t4lk to m3 1ts r34lly funny. >8]
is that offer from yesterday still on the table?
wh1ch 1s?
youre going to make me say it out loud? fine. pyrope, do i still hawve a chance of hooking up vwith you? cuz yesterday you said i did. and like, i think vwe havwe great chemistry. zz;)